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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)16:25:57 No.65103464 >girl I had been following on YouTube starts an OnlyFans >l'm on the fence because l've never payed for stuff like this before, but l'm really into her >decide to give it a shot >in one week I've spent almost all of my weekly take home pay 55 KB PNG >this isn't a joke >help
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)16:25:57 No.65103464 >girl I had been following on YouTube starts an OnlyFans >l'm on the fence because l've never payed for stuff like this before, but l'm really into her >decide to give it a shot >in one week I've spent almost all of my weekly take home pay 55 KB PNG >this isn't a joke >help

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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:05:04 No.861650547 >be grandpa >have a stroke >die >mfw B amy stnck photo Like w-- bro 184 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:05:04 No.861650547 >be grandpa >have a stroke >die >mfw B amy stnck photo Like w-- bro 184 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)07:16:21 No.65111409 >Finally land a job after some months of searching >S----- retail job with low pay and my boss seems like a grumpy a------ but the working hours seemed ok at least so I put in an 133 KB JPG effort to seem enthusiastic about it >It's Something.jpg >First thing that is asked of me is to show up way outside my assigned working hours >Agree to it because I don't want to seem negligent and I don't have much else to do >Show up 20 minutes prior when I was asked to come >Get yelled at because I should have "showed earlier" despite already arriving early >Ended up working 14 hours >Get a call the next day >It's my boss >"You have to come right now" >Really f------ tired and my shift shouldn't start before roughly 3 hours but say that l'll be there in 15 min >Boss grumbles something unintelligible but I can make out him saying "Hurry it up" >Spent around 12 hours working that day >These sudden call in for work at a moments notice continiues the first few weeks >By now all enthusiasm, even if it was just in pretend is now completely gone >Finally get a day off >Feelsgood.png >My phone starts ringing >Lo and behold it's my boss >Says I have to come right now to help >Try to ask why he needs help as it's usually not very busy around the time he called >"Just come here, we don't need lazy employees" >Reluctantly agree to it and drag myself out of bed and go to work >When I come down there my boss grumble that I should have arrived faster >l don't think I have ever seen my boss in a good mood >Basically end up working a full shift on my day off >My boss never as much as acknowledge me me for showing up whenever I'm asked even on off days and act like it's expected It's not like I think I'm some sort of irreplaceable asset or anything, but working for this a------ and dealing with his sudden requests without even as much as a nod for my efforts makes me want to drive full speed into a cliffside.
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)07:16:21 No.65111409 >Finally land a job after some months of searching >S----- retail job with low pay and my boss seems like a grumpy a------ but the working hours seemed ok at least so I put in an 133 KB JPG effort to seem enthusiastic about it >It's Something.jpg >First thing that is asked of me is to show up way outside my assigned working hours >Agree to it because I don't want to seem negligent and I don't have much else to do >Show up 20 minutes prior when I was asked to come >Get yelled at because I should have "showed earlier" despite already arriving early >Ended up working 14 hours >Get a call the next day >It's my boss >"You have to come right now" >Really f------ tired and my shift shouldn't start before roughly 3 hours but say that l'll be there in 15 min >Boss grumbles something unintelligible but I can make out him saying "Hurry it up" >Spent around 12 hours working that day >These sudden call in for work at a moments notice continiues the first few weeks >By now all enthusiasm, even if it was just in pretend is now completely gone >Finally get a day off >Feelsgood.png >My phone starts ringing >Lo and behold it's my boss >Says I have to come right now to help >Try to ask why he needs help as it's usually not very busy around the time he called >"Just come here, we don't need lazy employees" >Reluctantly agree to it and drag myself out of bed and go to work >When I come down there my boss grumble that I should have arrived faster >l don't think I have ever seen my boss in a good mood >Basically end up working a full shift on my day off >My boss never as much as acknowledge me me for showing up whenever I'm asked even on off days and act like it's expected It's not like I think I'm some sort of irreplaceable asset or anything, but working for this a------ and dealing with his sudden requests without even as much as a nod for my efforts makes me want to drive full speed into a cliffside.

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anons son is a loser | /r/Greentext

No.38434810 26 minutes ago PNG 366.4 KİB 469x537 >be a father >have 13 year old son >l always knew he'd grow up to be a loser >he's a complete nerd, really into star wars >also claims he is a "fiction-kin" >mightbeautistic.gif >he says he identifies as the Force >not even Darth Vader or Luke, just the f------ Force >he has long hair >l order him to get a haircut (maybe he could get a gf or something if he didn't look like a damn hobo) >after twenty minutes he walks into the room, his hair still long as s--- >l ask him why he didn't get a haircut >"I like my hair, it's my choice dad! " >notthisshit.jpg >already an edgy rebel >his sister comes in >walks up to the little f----- >"I think his hair is cute!" >she caresses his head >mfw my 14-year-old daughter stroked an uncut force-kin
No.38434810 26 minutes ago PNG 366.4 KİB 469x537 >be a father >have 13 year old son >l always knew he'd grow up to be a loser >he's a complete nerd, really into star wars >also claims he is a "fiction-kin" >mightbeautistic.gif >he says he identifies as the Force >not even Darth Vader or Luke, just the f------ Force >he has long hair >l order him to get a haircut (maybe he could get a gf or something if he didn't look like a damn hobo) >after twenty minutes he walks into the room, his hair still long as s--- >l ask him why he didn't get a haircut >"I like my hair, it's my choice dad! " >notthisshit.jpg >already an edgy rebel >his sister comes in >walks up to the little f----- >"I think his hair is cute!" >she caresses his head >mfw my 14-year-old daughter stroked an uncut force-kin

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Mirror of love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ever date an austist? 08/23/21(Mon)15:31:00 No.65102727 >be me >25 year old kissless virgin >one day 9/10 qt3.14 starts working at job >seems shy but nice, work up courage to talk to her >become friendly >one day tells me "I'm pretty 21 KB JPG lonely, anon. I don't have many friends" in conversation >ask her if she wants to hangout outside of work sometime >holy f------ s---, she says yes >we start hanging out everyday, playing vidya, watching anime but she never shows signs of affection >friendzonedagain.jpg| >keep hanging out because I'm a simp >in basement watching a movie one day and she asks "how come you have never made a move on me, anon?" >instantboner.png >heart racing, try to kiss her >awkward but I kissed her >fast forward a few months, no longer virgin >still never shows affection, awkward and makes animal noises when we f--- >notice her hygiene is lacking, sometimes she stinks >can't seem to get any closer than surface level interests >she won't let me in so panic and break up with her >unfazed.exe >realize I had been dating an autistic retard that whole time >is this how I come off to most women? >straighten up and get life on track >10 years later and happily married to another woman Anyway, when did you realize you weren't as retarded as you thought? Pic unrelated because you retards would find her.
: Anonymous ever date an austist? 08/23/21(Mon)15:31:00 No.65102727 >be me >25 year old kissless virgin >one day 9/10 qt3.14 starts working at job >seems shy but nice, work up courage to talk to her >become friendly >one day tells me "I'm pretty 21 KB JPG lonely, anon. I don't have many friends" in conversation >ask her if she wants to hangout outside of work sometime >holy f------ s---, she says yes >we start hanging out everyday, playing vidya, watching anime but she never shows signs of affection >friendzonedagain.jpg| >keep hanging out because I'm a simp >in basement watching a movie one day and she asks "how come you have never made a move on me, anon?" >instantboner.png >heart racing, try to kiss her >awkward but I kissed her >fast forward a few months, no longer virgin >still never shows affection, awkward and makes animal noises when we f--- >notice her hygiene is lacking, sometimes she stinks >can't seem to get any closer than surface level interests >she won't let me in so panic and break up with her >unfazed.exe >realize I had been dating an autistic retard that whole time >is this how I come off to most women? >straighten up and get life on track >10 years later and happily married to another woman Anyway, when did you realize you weren't as retarded as you thought? Pic unrelated because you retards would find her.

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anon dates an autist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:31:00 No.65102727 ever date an austist? >be me >25 year old kissless virgin >one day 9/10 qt3.14 starts working at job >seems shy but nice, work up courage to talk to her >become friendly >one day tells me "I'm pretty lonely, anon. I don't 21 KB JPG have many friends" in conversation >ask her if she wants to hangout outside of work sometime >holy f------ s---, she says yes >we start hanging out everyday, playing vidya, watching anime but she never shows signs of affection >friendzonedagain.jpg >keep hanging out because I'm a simp >in basement watching a movie one day and she asks "how come you have never made a move on me, anon?" >instantboner.png >heart racing, try to kiss her >awkward but I kissed her >fast forward a few months, no longer virgin >still never shows affection, awkward and makes animal noises when we f--- >notice her hygiene is lacking, sometimes she stinks >can't seem to get any closer than surface level interests >she won't let me in so panic and break up with her >unfazed.exe >realize I had been dating an autistic retard that whole time >is this how I come off to most women? >straighten up and get life on track >10 years later and happily married to another woman Anyway, when did you realize you weren't as retarded as you thought? Pic unrelated because you retards would find her.
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:31:00 No.65102727 ever date an austist? >be me >25 year old kissless virgin >one day 9/10 qt3.14 starts working at job >seems shy but nice, work up courage to talk to her >become friendly >one day tells me "I'm pretty lonely, anon. I don't 21 KB JPG have many friends" in conversation >ask her if she wants to hangout outside of work sometime >holy f------ s---, she says yes >we start hanging out everyday, playing vidya, watching anime but she never shows signs of affection >friendzonedagain.jpg >keep hanging out because I'm a simp >in basement watching a movie one day and she asks "how come you have never made a move on me, anon?" >instantboner.png >heart racing, try to kiss her >awkward but I kissed her >fast forward a few months, no longer virgin >still never shows affection, awkward and makes animal noises when we f--- >notice her hygiene is lacking, sometimes she stinks >can't seem to get any closer than surface level interests >she won't let me in so panic and break up with her >unfazed.exe >realize I had been dating an autistic retard that whole time >is this how I come off to most women? >straighten up and get life on track >10 years later and happily married to another woman Anyway, when did you realize you weren't as retarded as you thought? Pic unrelated because you retards would find her.

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Anon is bulletproof | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Microdosing bullets 08/23/21(Mon)16:34:45 No.50331942 Hey /k/ommandos I started microdosing bullets by shooting myself in the leg with .177 pellets and after 2 months they stopped breaking skin so i've moved up to .22 pellets. My goal is to work up to 22lr by the end of the year and then one day get to .223. Is this possible? Can I 694 KB JPG become bulletproof?
: Anonymous Microdosing bullets 08/23/21(Mon)16:34:45 No.50331942 Hey /k/ommandos I started microdosing bullets by shooting myself in the leg with .177 pellets and after 2 months they stopped breaking skin so i've moved up to .22 pellets. My goal is to work up to 22lr by the end of the year and then one day get to .223. Is this possible? Can I 694 KB JPG become bulletproof?

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Anons about indie movies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:18:06 No.155371774 >born in 1980 >invents indie filmmaking >first Indie film 1981 Raiders of the Last Ark How did he do it? 481 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:19:38 No.155371802 >>155371774 (OP)_# He took you back to the past.
: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:18:06 No.155371774 >born in 1980 >invents indie filmmaking >first Indie film 1981 Raiders of the Last Ark How did he do it? 481 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)11:19:38 No.155371802 >>155371774 (OP)_# He took you back to the past.

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Chad wins again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- 4chan cucked by April foo(...) 04/02/21(Fri)13:47:43 No.63020654 >be in a thread >talking to someone about an interest >they let on they are a girl and interested in talking to me >l go to post my discord >error deported to >>>/qb/ >cant change IP >watch as some f------ chad pretends to be me 116 KB JPG in the thread and drops his discord >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >this was my one chance and 4chan f----- me and an anon did me dirty 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)13:56:09 No.63020728 >>63020654 (OP) # You know whats even funnier OP? I left her on read.
: Anonymous F--- 4chan cucked by April foo(...) 04/02/21(Fri)13:47:43 No.63020654 >be in a thread >talking to someone about an interest >they let on they are a girl and interested in talking to me >l go to post my discord >error deported to >>>/qb/ >cant change IP >watch as some f------ chad pretends to be me 116 KB JPG in the thread and drops his discord >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >this was my one chance and 4chan f----- me and an anon did me dirty 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 04/02/21(Fri)13:56:09 No.63020728 >>63020654 (OP) # You know whats even funnier OP? I left her on read.

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Highschool moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)09:45:37 No.65100996 I truly peaked in high school >cute Puerto rican girl >had the same class 4th and 5th period >we would walk to class together each day >l assume she eventually got tired of me 30 KB JPG not making any moves so she eventually stopped >friends would make extremely strong hints that a girl liked me >did nothing about it because I was too chickenshit >pretty intimidated because she was cute and fairly popular >be a moron >have algebra 1 my senior year >have a few fellow morons my year in class with me >get passed a note one day >its from a "secret admirer" >she thinks I'm cute and the note is pretty sexually explicit >tells me she wants to meet behind the boys locker room at 3 >I have class off campus at that time >was pretty certain I knew who it was from >tfw peaked in high school >tfw wizard >tfw fear has ruined my life
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)09:45:37 No.65100996 I truly peaked in high school >cute Puerto rican girl >had the same class 4th and 5th period >we would walk to class together each day >l assume she eventually got tired of me 30 KB JPG not making any moves so she eventually stopped >friends would make extremely strong hints that a girl liked me >did nothing about it because I was too chickenshit >pretty intimidated because she was cute and fairly popular >be a moron >have algebra 1 my senior year >have a few fellow morons my year in class with me >get passed a note one day >its from a "secret admirer" >she thinks I'm cute and the note is pretty sexually explicit >tells me she wants to meet behind the boys locker room at 3 >I have class off campus at that time >was pretty certain I knew who it was from >tfw peaked in high school >tfw wizard >tfw fear has ruined my life

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Anon rethinks his life choices | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:40:23 No.29253413 >>29245596 # I got a degenerate drug story that made me reconsider all life choices >be me >degenerate loser in university years >take two tabs of the strongest acid ive ever done without telling anyone and all by myself >s--- starts hitting me wildly >turn on rap music because i love the music video visuals while tripping >songs start taking demonic twist >back out to youtube home screen >all the thumbnails are different rappers with their hands pointed to their temple like a gun as if suicide >refresh screen >all thumbnails mocking my favorite game apex legends >panic >grab weed and papers >i can roll a j under any conditions >weed begins disintegrating in my hands literally like the fabric of time and space was falling apart and the weed was turning to sand >tears streaming down my face as im forced to evaluate life choices and then its when it happend >burst of light outside and my room starts literally spinning >im met with my own consciousness impersonated in the wall >tells me to kill myself >point at it and scream f--- you f--- you f--- you >turn on jordon petersons depression video. he saved my life. i know pretty gay and lame but still has lasting effects on my psyche >>29255390 # >>29257914 # >>29258637 # >>29259147 # >>29262412 # >>29271571 # >>29274412 # >>29277821 # >>29278563 #
: Anonymous 07/18/21(Sun)07:40:23 No.29253413 >>29245596 # I got a degenerate drug story that made me reconsider all life choices >be me >degenerate loser in university years >take two tabs of the strongest acid ive ever done without telling anyone and all by myself >s--- starts hitting me wildly >turn on rap music because i love the music video visuals while tripping >songs start taking demonic twist >back out to youtube home screen >all the thumbnails are different rappers with their hands pointed to their temple like a gun as if suicide >refresh screen >all thumbnails mocking my favorite game apex legends >panic >grab weed and papers >i can roll a j under any conditions >weed begins disintegrating in my hands literally like the fabric of time and space was falling apart and the weed was turning to sand >tears streaming down my face as im forced to evaluate life choices and then its when it happend >burst of light outside and my room starts literally spinning >im met with my own consciousness impersonated in the wall >tells me to kill myself >point at it and scream f--- you f--- you f--- you >turn on jordon petersons depression video. he saved my life. i know pretty gay and lame but still has lasting effects on my psyche >>29255390 # >>29257914 # >>29258637 # >>29259147 # >>29262412 # >>29271571 # >>29274412 # >>29277821 # >>29278563 #

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)12:07:44 No.65074316 >coworker says i never smile or talk >tell her i dont get happy when i see her so i dont smile >tell her she can talk to other people >she says that sounds like something a serial killer would say 36 KB JPG >tell her that they are my own words and to let me work >inform my boss and treat her coldly for 5 months >asks if she remembers calling me a serial killer >she laughs and says she doesnt remember >says i do seem like one though >she gets nervous when she realizes the situation she put herself into >later she tries to apologize >did not accept her apology do you think i crossed a line here?
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)12:07:44 No.65074316 >coworker says i never smile or talk >tell her i dont get happy when i see her so i dont smile >tell her she can talk to other people >she says that sounds like something a serial killer would say 36 KB JPG >tell her that they are my own words and to let me work >inform my boss and treat her coldly for 5 months >asks if she remembers calling me a serial killer >she laughs and says she doesnt remember >says i do seem like one though >she gets nervous when she realizes the situation she put herself into >later she tries to apologize >did not accept her apology do you think i crossed a line here?

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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:23:08 No.65102637 >you will never own a Universal carrier >You will never shred the French countryside whilst resupplying your homies with supplies and ammunition. 47 KB JPG why live? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:27:19 No.65102683 Sounds cool until you learn these things had no shock absorbers except the ones you have fastened to the tops of your legs.
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:23:08 No.65102637 >you will never own a Universal carrier >You will never shred the French countryside whilst resupplying your homies with supplies and ammunition. 47 KB JPG why live? 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)15:27:19 No.65102683 Sounds cool until you learn these things had no shock absorbers except the ones you have fastened to the tops of your legs.

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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)19:15:05 No.861661187 >be me >lazy f--- >disks and cups near pC, dirty clothes on floor >always wear the same pyjamas to bed and never wash them 75 KB PNG >this summer is particularly hot, lots of flies coming in through the window. Especially at evenings >More flies more spiderbros outside my house keeping mosquitos away from me >one night after gaming i undress, throw on my pyjamas and get to bed. >lay in bed for a bit >suddenly itchy leg >go to scratch and feel a lump under my pyjamas >it moves like crazy >i panic thinking its a spider and accidentally thwack it as i try to take of my pyjamas >"oh no my legs now covered in spider gunk" >remove my pyjamas and see literally millions of baby spiders crawling all over my legs and junk >f------ scream like ive never done before and rush to the shower to wash them all off >cry as i shower for hours >havent been inside my room for 3 days, sleep naked on my couch >f----- bugspray everything around me before i sleep and i barely manage to doze off fml
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)19:15:05 No.861661187 >be me >lazy f--- >disks and cups near pC, dirty clothes on floor >always wear the same pyjamas to bed and never wash them 75 KB PNG >this summer is particularly hot, lots of flies coming in through the window. Especially at evenings >More flies more spiderbros outside my house keeping mosquitos away from me >one night after gaming i undress, throw on my pyjamas and get to bed. >lay in bed for a bit >suddenly itchy leg >go to scratch and feel a lump under my pyjamas >it moves like crazy >i panic thinking its a spider and accidentally thwack it as i try to take of my pyjamas >"oh no my legs now covered in spider gunk" >remove my pyjamas and see literally millions of baby spiders crawling all over my legs and junk >f------ scream like ive never done before and rush to the shower to wash them all off >cry as i shower for hours >havent been inside my room for 3 days, sleep naked on my couch >f----- bugspray everything around me before i sleep and i barely manage to doze off fml

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Anons dad has intresting friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)15:35:43 No.63150626 >>63162021 >>63162834 >>63170622 >>63170640 >>63170709 File: 0149273911.jpg (41 KB, 680x684) >dad always says he spends his friday nights 'playing poker online with the boys' >has a special 'poker shed' in the garden >she is decorated with giant novelty poker chips, he has a huge stack of papers which show all his winnings and losses in great detail >has all his friends named, can tell me multiple stories about them >sometimes his stories get a bit confused, for example one is about his friend Mehboob accidentally leaving his webcam on whilst he shaved his wifes stomach, but this story randomly changed to being his friend Adam who was shaving his own belly at some point >assume its just age as he is in his 60s and was a heavy drinker in his youth >one day on a friday he gets a work call and has to rush out during his poker game >notice he left the shed door open >go to close the door >curious so go in >he has a table laid out with chairs >each chair has a 3D rendered character on printed out on a piece of card >they are just normal human looking 3D characters though some of them have weird proportions, like one randomly has enormous feet (about 2 times the size of his body) >no computer in the shed so he couldn't have been playing online poker >papers on the table >lots of notes written on the, stuff like 'if anon asks, say that John (big feet) lost half his savings tonight' >assume he has been pretending to play for months to seem like he is popular How do I help me dad self improve and get friends?
Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)15:35:43 No.63150626 >>63162021 >>63162834 >>63170622 >>63170640 >>63170709 File: 0149273911.jpg (41 KB, 680x684) >dad always says he spends his friday nights 'playing poker online with the boys' >has a special 'poker shed' in the garden >she is decorated with giant novelty poker chips, he has a huge stack of papers which show all his winnings and losses in great detail >has all his friends named, can tell me multiple stories about them >sometimes his stories get a bit confused, for example one is about his friend Mehboob accidentally leaving his webcam on whilst he shaved his wifes stomach, but this story randomly changed to being his friend Adam who was shaving his own belly at some point >assume its just age as he is in his 60s and was a heavy drinker in his youth >one day on a friday he gets a work call and has to rush out during his poker game >notice he left the shed door open >go to close the door >curious so go in >he has a table laid out with chairs >each chair has a 3D rendered character on printed out on a piece of card >they are just normal human looking 3D characters though some of them have weird proportions, like one randomly has enormous feet (about 2 times the size of his body) >no computer in the shed so he couldn't have been playing online poker >papers on the table >lots of notes written on the, stuff like 'if anon asks, say that John (big feet) lost half his savings tonight' >assume he has been pretending to play for months to seem like he is popular How do I help me dad self improve and get friends?

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File: 1605366001129.jpg (108 KB, 827x1169) O Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)00:56:34 No.65109213 >working afternoon shift >customer comes in >westing a tank top, short short jeans and sandals >she got a fat ass and b------- >really good body too >cute eyes (wearing a mask) >ringing her up >taking glances at her boobies >"ANNOONNN!??!!??!?!???!". >she takes off her mask >its actually my highschool classmate from two years >shes still pretty as I remember >talk about what were doing now >shes in college >l'm working and going to college soon >convo ends "alright see ya anon" >"bye HSCM" >leaves >immediately comes back in two times a row >"you looking for something?" >"no I'm just looking for my boyfriend" >she never came in with anybody >she's probably single and currently at the only community college in town >best motivation I've ever had I AM SO F------ PUMPED, LEEETTTSSSS FFUCKKINNGHHH GGGO00000000000 AAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA F------ MAKE THAT QT LATINA GIRL MY WIFE AAAAAAAA GONNNA F------ PUUUMMPP ITTTTT IMM GONNAA FUCKINGG GOOO TTO00 SCHHO000OLLL FFUUUCCKKKK YYYEEREERAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna make her my girlfriend or die trying Wish me luck bros, its gonna be a long journey
File: 1605366001129.jpg (108 KB, 827x1169) O Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)00:56:34 No.65109213 >working afternoon shift >customer comes in >westing a tank top, short short jeans and sandals >she got a fat ass and b------- >really good body too >cute eyes (wearing a mask) >ringing her up >taking glances at her boobies >"ANNOONNN!??!!??!?!???!". >she takes off her mask >its actually my highschool classmate from two years >shes still pretty as I remember >talk about what were doing now >shes in college >l'm working and going to college soon >convo ends "alright see ya anon" >"bye HSCM" >leaves >immediately comes back in two times a row >"you looking for something?" >"no I'm just looking for my boyfriend" >she never came in with anybody >she's probably single and currently at the only community college in town >best motivation I've ever had I AM SO F------ PUMPED, LEEETTTSSSS FFUCKKINNGHHH GGGO00000000000 AAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA F------ MAKE THAT QT LATINA GIRL MY WIFE AAAAAAAA GONNNA F------ PUUUMMPP ITTTTT IMM GONNAA FUCKINGG GOOO TTO00 SCHHO000OLLL FFUUUCCKKKK YYYEEREERAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna make her my girlfriend or die trying Wish me luck bros, its gonna be a long journey

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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)20:58:27 No.65106544 >be me >first day of college (returning student, irrelevant) >18 students in HIST 101 >professor numbers us 1s and 2s, says to pair with someone who has the other 187 KB JPG number to "introduce ourselves" etc. >prof. says go >look around, everyone has a partner but me >some bastards formed a group of 3 leaving me partnerless >Can't talk to people so sit awkwardly >forced to do the "introduce yourself" activity with the professor >day one and I already want to kill myself anyway how is your day /r9k/
: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)20:58:27 No.65106544 >be me >first day of college (returning student, irrelevant) >18 students in HIST 101 >professor numbers us 1s and 2s, says to pair with someone who has the other 187 KB JPG number to "introduce ourselves" etc. >prof. says go >look around, everyone has a partner but me >some bastards formed a group of 3 leaving me partnerless >Can't talk to people so sit awkwardly >forced to do the "introduce yourself" activity with the professor >day one and I already want to kill myself anyway how is your day /r9k/

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