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Im just tired. >Be me >28 yo autist >Made it with crypto/dropshipping/stocks back in 2018 >Instantly isolate myself from everyone. >Family starts to demand money. People from highschool who i didnt even remember were calling me to hang out. Local women started get into my DMs. >Cut my family off and bought a house in a tax heaven. Nobody in my family knows about all the money i have now(x10 since 2018) or where i live. >I have more than x50 of The money i need to live the rest of my life. >Still dont go out, no car, no gf. >All i do is watch anime and j------- to weird p---. Help me /biz. Can you guys give me advice on hobbys or something? l'm sick of browsing this board all day.
Im just tired. >Be me >28 yo autist >Made it with crypto/dropshipping/stocks back in 2018 >Instantly isolate myself from everyone. >Family starts to demand money. People from highschool who i didnt even remember were calling me to hang out. Local women started get into my DMs. >Cut my family off and bought a house in a tax heaven. Nobody in my family knows about all the money i have now(x10 since 2018) or where i live. >I have more than x50 of The money i need to live the rest of my life. >Still dont go out, no car, no gf. >All i do is watch anime and j------- to weird p---. Help me /biz. Can you guys give me advice on hobbys or something? l'm sick of browsing this board all day.

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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext

1. #62546757 9/21/17, 12:00 >be in class >everyone using gay ass laptops >smirk >pull on my fingerless hacking gloves >put on my anti-glare sunglasses >pull my fedora a little lower >crack my knuckles >actually only two of them can crack >l'm not sure why, I think it's genetic >rearrange the tails of my duster trenchcoat >pull my alienware tower from under the table >it makes a big thump when I put it on the tabletop >sorry >turn it on >fans start blowing all those goofy laptop user's gay papers everywhere >plug in my cherry blue keyswitch mechanical >start typing >teacher has to raise voice to be heard >everyone whispering and 'mirin my rig >somehow security finds out l'm not a registered student >get escorted out
1. #62546757 9/21/17, 12:00 >be in class >everyone using gay ass laptops >smirk >pull on my fingerless hacking gloves >put on my anti-glare sunglasses >pull my fedora a little lower >crack my knuckles >actually only two of them can crack >l'm not sure why, I think it's genetic >rearrange the tails of my duster trenchcoat >pull my alienware tower from under the table >it makes a big thump when I put it on the tabletop >sorry >turn it on >fans start blowing all those goofy laptop user's gay papers everywhere >plug in my cherry blue keyswitch mechanical >start typing >teacher has to raise voice to be heard >everyone whispering and 'mirin my rig >somehow security finds out l'm not a registered student >get escorted out

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Anon's first time | /r/Greentext

What should l do r9k #1, No. 65090062 1 ora fa pepe_0 JPG 1280x720 56,5 kB >have virginity losing party/threesome with two fembots >c-- inside both of them repeatedly, we were all super horny >both are now pregnant >twins for both of them >they don't want abortions >l'm 22 they are 21 and 19 >none of us graduated hs and are all neets 2 replies #2, No. 65090794 47 minuti fa >>65090062 (OP) quit larping your fantasies anon
What should l do r9k #1, No. 65090062 1 ora fa pepe_0 JPG 1280x720 56,5 kB >have virginity losing party/threesome with two fembots >c-- inside both of them repeatedly, we were all super horny >both are now pregnant >twins for both of them >they don't want abortions >l'm 22 they are 21 and 19 >none of us graduated hs and are all neets 2 replies #2, No. 65090794 47 minuti fa >>65090062 (OP) quit larping your fantasies anon

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Anon Has Gamer Problems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)23:21:55 No.65083362 >go downstairs for water >"Well look who came out of his hole" Why are dads like this? 677 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)23:21:55 No.65083362 >go downstairs for water >"Well look who came out of his hole" Why are dads like this? 677 KB JPG

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Tendiebot is based | /r/Greentext

>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down 39 KB PNG at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Fake: The girl, Gay: Anon >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his c-- out of my wife's p---- if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down 39 KB PNG at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Fake: The girl, Gay: Anon >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his c-- out of my wife's p---- if he finds my comment funny enough

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Anon sneezes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)02:30:46 No.2237410 >live alone >random afternoon >about to sneeze >nuclearblast.mp3 >that felt good ngl >phone rings >pick it up >"bless you" >mysterio hangs up the phone >tfw
Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)02:30:46 No.2237410 >live alone >random afternoon >about to sneeze >nuclearblast.mp3 >that felt good ngl >phone rings >pick it up >"bless you" >mysterio hangs up the phone >tfw

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Anon gets lucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he 120 KB JPG says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah
: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he 120 KB JPG says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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Anon goes on vacation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)14:08:41 No.861579901 >go to france on vacation >at border >they speak french >i turn around and drive back home 4 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)14:08:41 No.861579901 >go to france on vacation >at border >they speak french >i turn around and drive back home 4 KB JPG

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Anon’s nickname was Eggman | /r/Greentext

08/20/21(Fri)20:20:05 No.861442109 >be me >in high school >body shaped like an egg >classmates start calling me Eggman 101 KB PNG >get used to it >befriend one of the "bullies" who started calling me Eggman >thinks Im based for not being a thin skin f-- crying because of a dumb nickname >years pass >get /fit/ >Eggman still remains my nickname >meet new people >"why are you called Eggman" >tell the story actually everyone finds it retarded in a good way >lol.bmp >high school reunion >oh hey Eggman I haven't seen you in ages how you my man? >bombshell enters >it's the chubster who was called Doudrop by the mean girls >she slimmed down and now is hot >omg Doudrop you look wonderful >she starts crying and runs out the room >everyone scolds me for being a jerk for bringing up her mean nickname from high school why are women thin skin crybaby bitches jesus
08/20/21(Fri)20:20:05 No.861442109 >be me >in high school >body shaped like an egg >classmates start calling me Eggman 101 KB PNG >get used to it >befriend one of the "bullies" who started calling me Eggman >thinks Im based for not being a thin skin f-- crying because of a dumb nickname >years pass >get /fit/ >Eggman still remains my nickname >meet new people >"why are you called Eggman" >tell the story actually everyone finds it retarded in a good way >lol.bmp >high school reunion >oh hey Eggman I haven't seen you in ages how you my man? >bombshell enters >it's the chubster who was called Doudrop by the mean girls >she slimmed down and now is hot >omg Doudrop you look wonderful >she starts crying and runs out the room >everyone scolds me for being a jerk for bringing up her mean nickname from high school why are women thin skin crybaby bitches jesus

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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF
: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

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Anon likes to pretend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Imaginary conversations 08/22/21(Sun)10:54:36 No.65086942 >be me >22 year old with no friends >Go gym couple days a week >Get the occasional smile from a stranger when I go shopping >Ultimately do not socialise unless it's with my bro on games >When I feel most alone I have imaginary conversations with people I used to know before they double crossed 171 KB JPG me. To keep myself sane Anyone else do this 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous Imaginary conversations 08/22/21(Sun)10:54:36 No.65086942 >be me >22 year old with no friends >Go gym couple days a week >Get the occasional smile from a stranger when I go shopping >Ultimately do not socialise unless it's with my bro on games >When I feel most alone I have imaginary conversations with people I used to know before they double crossed 171 KB JPG me. To keep myself sane Anyone else do this 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Indianon kills /mu/tie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)22:23:20 No.105461542 >हर ज़ख्म दिल का तुझे दिल से दुआ दे >खुशिया तुझे गम सारे मुझको खुदा दे >तुझको भुला न पाया मेरी बेबसी है। >तू मेरी जिंदगी है। >तू मेरी हर खुशी है। >तू ही प्यार तू ही चाहत 11 KB JPG >तू ही आशिकी है। How are Indiachads such great songwriters? : Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)22:26:18 No.105461591 >>105461542 (OP) # Am I going to die after seeing this
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)22:23:20 No.105461542 >हर ज़ख्म दिल का तुझे दिल से दुआ दे >खुशिया तुझे गम सारे मुझको खुदा दे >तुझको भुला न पाया मेरी बेबसी है। >तू मेरी जिंदगी है। >तू मेरी हर खुशी है। >तू ही प्यार तू ही चाहत 11 KB JPG >तू ही आशिकी है। How are Indiachads such great songwriters? : Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)22:26:18 No.105461591 >>105461542 (OP) # Am I going to die after seeing this

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Czech your privilege | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Worst place to be a Incel 08/22/21(Sun)06:31:13 No.65084926 >be me >ugly, manlet, smalldick czechanon >woman in my country are huge t---- cows known all over the world for their slutty behavior >cant f--- them because of my genetics that f----- me up from 899 KB JPG the start >foreign men come to my country to f--- our women >sister is married to a Russian despite them being our former communist oppressors. >BBC is a huge thing in Prague even tho we are one of the most racist countries in Europe >pic related is Milena Velba. She is Czech too and her type is not rare here at least not on the countryside where I live Is it worse or better for you where you live anon?
: Anonymous Worst place to be a Incel 08/22/21(Sun)06:31:13 No.65084926 >be me >ugly, manlet, smalldick czechanon >woman in my country are huge t---- cows known all over the world for their slutty behavior >cant f--- them because of my genetics that f----- me up from 899 KB JPG the start >foreign men come to my country to f--- our women >sister is married to a Russian despite them being our former communist oppressors. >BBC is a huge thing in Prague even tho we are one of the most racist countries in Europe >pic related is Milena Velba. She is Czech too and her type is not rare here at least not on the countryside where I live Is it worse or better for you where you live anon?

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Anon plays the uno reverse card | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me
Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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Anon has no idea how to handle the situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:51:06 No.861582236 > be me > straight cis male > go scuba diving every year at the same place > find 8.5 qt > come back next year > see her again, only once though 17 KB PNG > she puts a post it with her number on it at the scuba diving club cuz she knows we won't be able to see us again aightnice.png > we start texting for the day > right before I go to bed she sends "sorry anon but I'm a trans man" (FtM, she has no d--- but pretty sure she has a hormonal treatment) > wellshit.png > answer "yeah no problem" > we keep texting > no idea if she thinks I'm still onto her Fellas, is it gay as a straight cis man to date a FtM without a d--- ?
: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:51:06 No.861582236 > be me > straight cis male > go scuba diving every year at the same place > find 8.5 qt > come back next year > see her again, only once though 17 KB PNG > she puts a post it with her number on it at the scuba diving club cuz she knows we won't be able to see us again aightnice.png > we start texting for the day > right before I go to bed she sends "sorry anon but I'm a trans man" (FtM, she has no d--- but pretty sure she has a hormonal treatment) > wellshit.png > answer "yeah no problem" > we keep texting > no idea if she thinks I'm still onto her Fellas, is it gay as a straight cis man to date a FtM without a d--- ?

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Anon gets trolled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.64033474 >in bed with gf >she wants my attention >decides upon the best course of action >rams her fingers up my butthole >jesusfuckwoman >turn to her and ask w-- shes doing 111 KB JPG >"just a little bit of trolling" >mfw And i thought i was autistic.
: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.64033474 >in bed with gf >she wants my attention >decides upon the best course of action >rams her fingers up my butthole >jesusfuckwoman >turn to her and ask w-- shes doing 111 KB JPG >"just a little bit of trolling" >mfw And i thought i was autistic.

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Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. Ill go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided
Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. Ill go first. >be me 138 KB PNG >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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