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: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he 120 KB JPG says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?
File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu
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