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: Anonymous 49 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image hadn't talked to in 2 years >mfw : Anonymous 78 KB JPG 03/07/21(Sun)22:04:31 No.849038143 i swear to god i am f------ autistic or something. >be me, have a pretty hot girlfriend >use snapchat a lot with her, she's basically the only person i snap >send her a picture of myself with a boarder of black hearts >turns out i accidentally sent it to a friend i View Thread 03/07/21(Sun)22:27:53 No.849039650 >>849038143 (OP) # >minor inconvenience >gUYS I Am AUTISTIc bro, shut the f--- up.
: Anonymous 49 KB PNG 6 Replies / 1 Image hadn't talked to in 2 years >mfw : Anonymous 78 KB JPG 03/07/21(Sun)22:04:31 No.849038143 i swear to god i am f------ autistic or something. >be me, have a pretty hot girlfriend >use snapchat a lot with her, she's basically the only person i snap >send her a picture of myself with a boarder of black hearts >turns out i accidentally sent it to a friend i View Thread 03/07/21(Sun)22:27:53 No.849039650 >>849038143 (OP) # >minor inconvenience >gUYS I Am AUTISTIc bro, shut the f--- up.

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Anon is a robot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I robot? 245 KB PNG DENIED >w--.jpeg >try again DENIED >robot.jpeg 04/04/23(Tue)21:36:31 No.72826420 >be me >see funny 4chan posts online >decide that I also wanna engage in such debauchery >go on 4chan >write out post >do captcha >look confused >cry and go back to twitter
: Anonymous Am I robot? 245 KB PNG DENIED >w--.jpeg >try again DENIED >robot.jpeg 04/04/23(Tue)21:36:31 No.72826420 >be me >see funny 4chan posts online >decide that I also wanna engage in such debauchery >go on 4chan >write out post >do captcha >look confused >cry and go back to twitter

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Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)15:28 No.12646957 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gf. >Be in college >Walk gf to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It's a big college.) >She gets on bus. >I start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack. >Look behind me as I ride away, bus doesn't leave until about 30 seconds after I take off. >Make it to the building (1 mile from where I started) >Quickly lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building. >See bus approaching. >Walk outside >Just happen to run into gf >Say hey, what's up? >She is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here. >I explain that I had to use the building's computer lab after class and was just leaving >She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago. >I just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away. >Later learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom. >I haven't told her what really happened to this day.
Anonymous 05/17/13(Fri)15:28 No.12646957 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my gf. >Be in college >Walk gf to bus stop that takes her to the building her classroom is in. (It's a big college.) >She gets on bus. >I start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack. >Look behind me as I ride away, bus doesn't leave until about 30 seconds after I take off. >Make it to the building (1 mile from where I started) >Quickly lock bike up and go just inside the doorway of the building. >See bus approaching. >Walk outside >Just happen to run into gf >Say hey, what's up? >She is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here. >I explain that I had to use the building's computer lab after class and was just leaving >She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago. >I just roll my eyes, chuckle and walk away. >Later learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom. >I haven't told her what really happened to this day.

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Anon tries nofap | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)18:50:26 No.72824595 >day 4 of nofap >have very vivid sex dreams >wake up with raging erection >go to gym >leg day >do a calf press >feel weird sensation in my groin >think nothing of it >almost finish my set >on my fifth rep >sensation comes back 14 Replies >c-- bucketloads through my flaccid c--- >almost pass out it's so intense bros...what happened to me? View Thread
Anonymous 35 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)18:50:26 No.72824595 >day 4 of nofap >have very vivid sex dreams >wake up with raging erection >go to gym >leg day >do a calf press >feel weird sensation in my groin >think nothing of it >almost finish my set >on my fifth rep >sensation comes back 14 Replies >c-- bucketloads through my flaccid c--- >almost pass out it's so intense bros...what happened to me? View Thread

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File: 1672769533636525.jpg (34 KB, 787x877) O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)10:11:04 No.72823825 [Reply] >>72823835 >>72823838 i really wish that i were gigastacy living an absolutely perfect life without any problems and getting everything i want completely effortlessly O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)10:12:23 No.72823835 >>72823825 (OP) # You don't deserve to be happy. Kys fatty. O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)10:12:42 No.72823838 >>72823825 (OP) # Shut up ugly Imao
File: 1672769533636525.jpg (34 KB, 787x877) O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)10:11:04 No.72823825 [Reply] >>72823835 >>72823838 i really wish that i were gigastacy living an absolutely perfect life without any problems and getting everything i want completely effortlessly O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)10:12:23 No.72823835 >>72823825 (OP) # You don't deserve to be happy. Kys fatty. O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)10:12:42 No.72823838 >>72823825 (OP) # Shut up ugly Imao

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Anon isn’t gunna sugarcoat it | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: villain-3033-fd54ff503a5d(...).jpg (20 KB, 360x270) O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)05:50:45 No.72822398 >>72823631 >>72823793 someone's day just a little more miserable. 13/2/9/1 I am in my early twenties. I like the idea of evil. What should I do to start my villain arc? Eventually I would like to live in infamy. What are some goals I can set beyond total world domination. How can I make Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)05:52:59 No.72822418 >>72822398 (OP) # Just become a serial r-----/killer moron. >>72822418 >>72822444 >>72822445
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: villain-3033-fd54ff503a5d(...).jpg (20 KB, 360x270) O Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)05:50:45 No.72822398 >>72823631 >>72823793 someone's day just a little more miserable. 13/2/9/1 I am in my early twenties. I like the idea of evil. What should I do to start my villain arc? Eventually I would like to live in infamy. What are some goals I can set beyond total world domination. How can I make Anonymous 04/04/23(Tue)05:52:59 No.72822418 >>72822398 (OP) # Just become a serial r-----/killer moron. >>72822418 >>72822444 >>72822445

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anon talks to himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 103 02/16/22(Wed)03:05:28 No.163991421 26 KB JPG >get used to talking to myself because I live alone with two cats >Say dumb s--- constantly, really awkward jokes and non-sequitur threats towards the cats >Wake up early one morning to creaking sounds of what I assume is a cat pushing s--- around on the kitchen counter >Yell down the hallway >"SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE REALLY UPSET WHEN I HOLD THEM DOWN AND STAB THEIR A------ WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE!" >Hear my back door open and close and my chain link gate clatter shut >>163991453 # >>163991482 # >>163991503 #
: Anonymous 103 02/16/22(Wed)03:05:28 No.163991421 26 KB JPG >get used to talking to myself because I live alone with two cats >Say dumb s--- constantly, really awkward jokes and non-sequitur threats towards the cats >Wake up early one morning to creaking sounds of what I assume is a cat pushing s--- around on the kitchen counter >Yell down the hallway >"SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE REALLY UPSET WHEN I HOLD THEM DOWN AND STAB THEIR A------ WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE!" >Hear my back door open and close and my chain link gate clatter shut >>163991453 # >>163991482 # >>163991503 #

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Anon is loyal to their friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 147 KB JPG 04/03/23 (Mon)19:30:20 No.28679251 >i am quite loyal and supportive of my friends >it's not uncommon to have them over in my place talking for ours of their issues. >i have male and female friends doing this >my gf is bringing issues from her previous relationships into ours (being cheated on and abandonment issues) >claims I can't being anyone over and that i should stop this >told her that if wasn't committed to the relationship I wouldn't have started it, that i love her, etc >i told her that my friends needed it and i need them too >she makes dates or asks me to go to their place every single day, i assume it is to stop me from being available for anyone else How can i talk her out?
Anonymous 147 KB JPG 04/03/23 (Mon)19:30:20 No.28679251 >i am quite loyal and supportive of my friends >it's not uncommon to have them over in my place talking for ours of their issues. >i have male and female friends doing this >my gf is bringing issues from her previous relationships into ours (being cheated on and abandonment issues) >claims I can't being anyone over and that i should stop this >told her that if wasn't committed to the relationship I wouldn't have started it, that i love her, etc >i told her that my friends needed it and i need them too >she makes dates or asks me to go to their place every single day, i assume it is to stop me from being available for anyone else How can i talk her out?

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Anon is a piece of dogshit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Revenge stories? Revenge stori(...) 04/03/23(Mon)21:51:20 No.24872043 >2016 >Freshman year. >Still had a lingering crush on this qt3.14 B-----. >I had a severe crush on her in elementary. >Bitch used to wear skimpy ass skirts until 7th grade. >In Freshman P.E doing a Sex-Ed presentation with her friends when one of her friends brought up that my crush is going to get f----- by a 27y.o college senior, to another girl she knew. >Started half-listening while doing the presentation. >I was in the middle of recording a presentation when she said that s---. >She literally included the time, location, and vehicle they were going to f--- in, and she's going too. >Got all of it on audio. 450 KB GIF >Decided to be a petty p------------ and turn it into the school officials. >IflCantHaveYouNoOneCan.GIF >They turned it into the police, who then swatted my crush, her friend and the guy when they met up at the location. >Her life got destroyed while her friend got lucky. >Her parents kept her on lock and key. >Popularity bounced back, and her friend decided to stay low Incase s--- hit the fan, which it did several months back. >Fast forward to several months back. >Literally 7 f------ years later. >News of what I did finally got to my old crush, and her friend. >A old high school friend of mine got drunk and opened his mouth while drinking. >Old crushes current boyfriend left her, as that news could, in the words of him: "destroy my reputation." >Her friends fiance, who was her boyfriend at that time, finally got word of what happened. >Canceled the upcoming wedding in May. >Borderline ghosted her. >Word got out that it was me who reported the situation back then. >Had to go to court because they claimed I violated their privacy. >Judge replied with "It's not privacy, when you're discussing about w------ yourselves out in a f------ classroom." Should've dated me instead, you god damn w----.
: Anonymous Revenge stories? Revenge stori(...) 04/03/23(Mon)21:51:20 No.24872043 >2016 >Freshman year. >Still had a lingering crush on this qt3.14 B-----. >I had a severe crush on her in elementary. >Bitch used to wear skimpy ass skirts until 7th grade. >In Freshman P.E doing a Sex-Ed presentation with her friends when one of her friends brought up that my crush is going to get f----- by a 27y.o college senior, to another girl she knew. >Started half-listening while doing the presentation. >I was in the middle of recording a presentation when she said that s---. >She literally included the time, location, and vehicle they were going to f--- in, and she's going too. >Got all of it on audio. 450 KB GIF >Decided to be a petty p------------ and turn it into the school officials. >IflCantHaveYouNoOneCan.GIF >They turned it into the police, who then swatted my crush, her friend and the guy when they met up at the location. >Her life got destroyed while her friend got lucky. >Her parents kept her on lock and key. >Popularity bounced back, and her friend decided to stay low Incase s--- hit the fan, which it did several months back. >Fast forward to several months back. >Literally 7 f------ years later. >News of what I did finally got to my old crush, and her friend. >A old high school friend of mine got drunk and opened his mouth while drinking. >Old crushes current boyfriend left her, as that news could, in the words of him: "destroy my reputation." >Her friends fiance, who was her boyfriend at that time, finally got word of what happened. >Canceled the upcoming wedding in May. >Borderline ghosted her. >Word got out that it was me who reported the situation back then. >Had to go to court because they claimed I violated their privacy. >Judge replied with "It's not privacy, when you're discussing about w------ yourselves out in a f------ classroom." Should've dated me instead, you god damn w----.

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Anon has a chill job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Robot jobs thread 91 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)11:02:34 No.72822105 Who here /forklift/? Counter Balance master race reportin'. >Get $27 an hour to drive around moving and lifting s--- >Pretend Im driving my own armoured vehicle >No on bothers me, get orders at start of shift and go to work >Can vape while I work >Listen to portable radio >Take random stops while waiting for other guys to get out of the way to browse interwebs >Take lunch whenever I want
Anonymous Robot jobs thread 91 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)11:02:34 No.72822105 Who here /forklift/? Counter Balance master race reportin'. >Get $27 an hour to drive around moving and lifting s--- >Pretend Im driving my own armoured vehicle >No on bothers me, get orders at start of shift and go to work >Can vape while I work >Listen to portable radio >Take random stops while waiting for other guys to get out of the way to browse interwebs >Take lunch whenever I want

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Anon wonders if he should take the risk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 809 KB GIF >says she wants to hook up >starts messaging me about how she's into r--- play and wants me to pretend to r--- her by "breaking" into her house with a key she gave me 09/08/21 (Wed)12:05:52 No.63410681 : Anonymous >be me >been goin to the gym more >qt3.14 from High School messages me saying ive gotten bigger >mirin.jpg >pretty kinky >find out yesterday her last boyfriend has been arrested for r--- >look through his old facebook and see his last posts were begging his family to believe he wasnt a r----- and that she consented Do I take the risk bros? Ive never had sex before this situation cant be that strange can it? 9 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed)12:07:01 No.63410696
Anonymous 809 KB GIF >says she wants to hook up >starts messaging me about how she's into r--- play and wants me to pretend to r--- her by "breaking" into her house with a key she gave me 09/08/21 (Wed)12:05:52 No.63410681 : Anonymous >be me >been goin to the gym more >qt3.14 from High School messages me saying ive gotten bigger >mirin.jpg >pretty kinky >find out yesterday her last boyfriend has been arrested for r--- >look through his old facebook and see his last posts were begging his family to believe he wasnt a r----- and that she consented Do I take the risk bros? Ive never had sex before this situation cant be that strange can it? 9 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed)12:07:01 No.63410696

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Merc Anon gets TOPPED by the cartels | /r/Greentext

Getting TOPPED by hot sicarios MercAnon 04/03/23 (Mon)22:56:21 No.28679938 >Be me >Private Military Contractor (basically rent-a-soldier) >Get told I'm gonna get sent to s----- south american country m'kay.png >We're gonna be fighting cartels >M------------ >Cartels >Remember all the execution videos I saw on liveleak >f--- What do bros, I'm thinking of trying to ask my boss to send me somewhere else but I'm not sure it's gonna work
Getting TOPPED by hot sicarios MercAnon 04/03/23 (Mon)22:56:21 No.28679938 >Be me >Private Military Contractor (basically rent-a-soldier) >Get told I'm gonna get sent to s----- south american country m'kay.png >We're gonna be fighting cartels >M------------ >Cartels >Remember all the execution videos I saw on liveleak >f--- What do bros, I'm thinking of trying to ask my boss to send me somewhere else but I'm not sure it's gonna work

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Anon doesn’t like being called a “homo” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 11/07/21(Sun)12:50:07 No.866280121 >be the first human ever >die >2 million years later humans of the future uncover your skull >they call you "H---" and they call your children "h--- erectus"
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 11/07/21(Sun)12:50:07 No.866280121 >be the first human ever >die >2 million years later humans of the future uncover your skull >they call you "H---" and they call your children "h--- erectus"

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What iq does for you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What IQ does to you I RESPECTED YOU, BROTHER UNTIL YOU BECAME SOME WOMAN'S PROPERTY 168 KB PNG 04/03/23 (Mon)23:10:06 No.72816380 >be 20 >you're kinda naive, you buy cars, pick up chicks, have fun >little by little you get smarter >you get a degree in physics >cant get a job >pressure starts to build >your welfare gets cut, anons online attack you on a daily basis >pressure reaching max levels >you see just how sick the world is: capitalism and digitalization ruined everything 6 Replies >you used to enjoy youtube, social media and tinder, now you realize technology was a mistake >in 2022 you live in your car as a well known freak >you dont shave, shower or anything >no friends, no chance at ever g----------- >just live in your car because you were too smart to adapt to a world that you see for what it truly is View Thread
: Anonymous What IQ does to you I RESPECTED YOU, BROTHER UNTIL YOU BECAME SOME WOMAN'S PROPERTY 168 KB PNG 04/03/23 (Mon)23:10:06 No.72816380 >be 20 >you're kinda naive, you buy cars, pick up chicks, have fun >little by little you get smarter >you get a degree in physics >cant get a job >pressure starts to build >your welfare gets cut, anons online attack you on a daily basis >pressure reaching max levels >you see just how sick the world is: capitalism and digitalization ruined everything 6 Replies >you used to enjoy youtube, social media and tinder, now you realize technology was a mistake >in 2022 you live in your car as a well known freak >you dont shave, shower or anything >no friends, no chance at ever g----------- >just live in your car because you were too smart to adapt to a world that you see for what it truly is View Thread

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Anon is obsessed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous bros how do i stop being obses(...) 407 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)07:10:10 No.72820690 >find girl on instagram >rapidly spirals out of control and becomes oneitis >follow her on every social media, even make a bunch of accounts for s--- i've never even used >read through 10k+ combined tweets and instagram posts >save 2-300 of these, read through them daily >she's an amateur model, save like 1k+ pics and a shitload of videos and some tiktoks >1.3 gb folder of her, would be way bigger but i have literally downloaded every picture of this girl that exists on the internet >create an entire 4k follower art account for the sole purpose of following her and all her close friends without seeming like a freak >join her small discord server, larp as a small time artist just so they don't kick me out of the server for inactivity >literally start drawing again for this sole purpose >listen to hundreds of hours of her favorite music, it's s--- but i still do it and enjoy it >read all of her posts, blogs tweets etc going back 10 years to when she was in high school >i know what high school she went to, i follow some of her old friends from high school, i know about some of the trips she took, friends she made/lost, boyfriends she had, major life events, etc, a bunch of other stuff ik she's a total stranger and we have zero connection between this obsessive parasocial relationship i have concocted from absolutely nothing. it's not a sexual thing either, i don't get off to any of it. i don't even have any urges to try to talk or interact with her, she's a totally normal person and i'm an autistic retarded freak why am i like this bros its been almost 3 years
Anonymous bros how do i stop being obses(...) 407 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)07:10:10 No.72820690 >find girl on instagram >rapidly spirals out of control and becomes oneitis >follow her on every social media, even make a bunch of accounts for s--- i've never even used >read through 10k+ combined tweets and instagram posts >save 2-300 of these, read through them daily >she's an amateur model, save like 1k+ pics and a shitload of videos and some tiktoks >1.3 gb folder of her, would be way bigger but i have literally downloaded every picture of this girl that exists on the internet >create an entire 4k follower art account for the sole purpose of following her and all her close friends without seeming like a freak >join her small discord server, larp as a small time artist just so they don't kick me out of the server for inactivity >literally start drawing again for this sole purpose >listen to hundreds of hours of her favorite music, it's s--- but i still do it and enjoy it >read all of her posts, blogs tweets etc going back 10 years to when she was in high school >i know what high school she went to, i follow some of her old friends from high school, i know about some of the trips she took, friends she made/lost, boyfriends she had, major life events, etc, a bunch of other stuff ik she's a total stranger and we have zero connection between this obsessive parasocial relationship i have concocted from absolutely nothing. it's not a sexual thing either, i don't get off to any of it. i don't even have any urges to try to talk or interact with her, she's a totally normal person and i'm an autistic retarded freak why am i like this bros its been almost 3 years

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Anon is devilish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /devlish/ f--- women edition 95 KB JPG 704/23( e)11:25:0 NO./ >Be me >Work at a place with a bunch of young sluts >Get their names off the group chat >Start scoruing internet for social media, linkedins etc >Get a hit >Find a chicks IG, find her linktree, find her OFs >Pay $3.99 for a week trial(Imao) >Screen shot all her nude pics >Free trial gets you into a group chat >Go in, wait until shes comfy and theres loads of people in it >Ask her how work was today >Her: "Lol I just started work 20 mins ago silly teehee" or something to that effect >Fix bayonets and start dropping her full name >Ask her why she walked out of the planning meeting on Monday >Drop the bosses name and ask if she knows when he next appraisal is >Theres a delay ion the chat so the by the time she sees the messages everyone else has already seen them >She starts freaking out >Who whole mood and persona changes from slutty and funny to total panic >Drop the company's name in the chat with a link to it with the address >She starts panicking whilst trying to stop the stream but can't figure it out >Goes red, eyes start swelling up >"SHUT UP YOU C---!" she screams >Get kicked from the chat and she blocks me >Come back an hour later, banned from OFs and her page has 404'd >Keep all her pics and vids aswell as screen recording of chat >Go to smokers pit over next few days and overhear other roasties talking about her and that she had to quit and has become suicidal again
: Anonymous /devlish/ f--- women edition 95 KB JPG 704/23( e)11:25:0 NO./ >Be me >Work at a place with a bunch of young sluts >Get their names off the group chat >Start scoruing internet for social media, linkedins etc >Get a hit >Find a chicks IG, find her linktree, find her OFs >Pay $3.99 for a week trial(Imao) >Screen shot all her nude pics >Free trial gets you into a group chat >Go in, wait until shes comfy and theres loads of people in it >Ask her how work was today >Her: "Lol I just started work 20 mins ago silly teehee" or something to that effect >Fix bayonets and start dropping her full name >Ask her why she walked out of the planning meeting on Monday >Drop the bosses name and ask if she knows when he next appraisal is >Theres a delay ion the chat so the by the time she sees the messages everyone else has already seen them >She starts freaking out >Who whole mood and persona changes from slutty and funny to total panic >Drop the company's name in the chat with a link to it with the address >She starts panicking whilst trying to stop the stream but can't figure it out >Goes red, eyes start swelling up >"SHUT UP YOU C---!" she screams >Get kicked from the chat and she blocks me >Come back an hour later, banned from OFs and her page has 404'd >Keep all her pics and vids aswell as screen recording of chat >Go to smokers pit over next few days and overhear other roasties talking about her and that she had to quit and has become suicidal again

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Anon want to be a clown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM) 62 KB JPG 02/02/21(Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school
: Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM) 62 KB JPG 02/02/21(Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school

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Take a chance on me | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SWEET FIRST LOVE ART BY YUNG SOFTOR X TRANSLATION AND POST-PRODUCTION TRA 1002 KB JPG 03/27/23(Mon)07:35:06 No.72727711 >decide to give a self proclaimed incel a chance >has no relationship experience, which seems sweet at first >but he doesnt have proper hobbies or interests either, zero personality beyond being a sad sack of s--- >expects me to carry all conversations, doesnt have anything going on in his world except anime and video games, which are fine sometimes but not all of the time >he doesnt shut up about female privilege, le Chad taking all his women, about how no proper woman will ever love him to my face >refuses to style or groom himself The guys you call Chad are 100x more pleasant to hang around, I swear.
: Anonymous SWEET FIRST LOVE ART BY YUNG SOFTOR X TRANSLATION AND POST-PRODUCTION TRA 1002 KB JPG 03/27/23(Mon)07:35:06 No.72727711 >decide to give a self proclaimed incel a chance >has no relationship experience, which seems sweet at first >but he doesnt have proper hobbies or interests either, zero personality beyond being a sad sack of s--- >expects me to carry all conversations, doesnt have anything going on in his world except anime and video games, which are fine sometimes but not all of the time >he doesnt shut up about female privilege, le Chad taking all his women, about how no proper woman will ever love him to my face >refuses to style or groom himself The guys you call Chad are 100x more pleasant to hang around, I swear.

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Anon curses time | /r/Greentext

An What the f--- do I do right now What the f--- do I do right no(...) Restraint chair 04/03/23 (Mon)23:29:50 No.72820370 Recording electrode -Juice reward mechanism "We're back" O FsW70azXwAA30k2.jpg 97 KB JPG Minor success or failure "It's over" >40 minutes until date >Stuck in the eternal purgatory of present time >Existence is pain >Losing sanity by second Am I a timetard or is time taking too long to get here
An What the f--- do I do right now What the f--- do I do right no(...) Restraint chair 04/03/23 (Mon)23:29:50 No.72820370 Recording electrode -Juice reward mechanism "We're back" O FsW70azXwAA30k2.jpg 97 KB JPG Minor success or failure "It's over" >40 minutes until date >Stuck in the eternal purgatory of present time >Existence is pain >Losing sanity by second Am I a timetard or is time taking too long to get here

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Anon is at the bus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BRAAAP/ 620 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)10:01:08 No.72821791 >Woke up feeling like s--- because of some s----- tacos I ate yesterday >Went to the bus station with half of my soul >half sleeping while holding the handgrip like those animes >Suddenly heard some loud screeching >There's an chinese woman that demands everyone to move to the back of the bus so she could go on it, with extremely broken, accented English >This was the first time I saw her so she's probably the new neighbor >everyone slowly moves back unwillingly >the woman brought her 5 four to twelve year old snotty little s---- on the bus and crammed the bus even further >Those f------ would scream randomly and use their phones to watch tiktok and play genshin impact at full volume >Knew these absolute nightmares would continue taking this bus and plague my bus ride if I do nothing >Saw one of the older kids as as tall as my butt, and is busy playing genshin at full volume to notice me >Started brewing an idea and a fart >Slowly approaches him >Burried his face into my butt when opportunity strikes, and ripped the largest smelly fart I've ever had in the history >Quickly headed back to the back before he realized what's going on >He and his mother cried during the entire f------ bus ride >They rarely took the bus since I think I did a good thing
: Anonymous BRAAAP/ 620 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)10:01:08 No.72821791 >Woke up feeling like s--- because of some s----- tacos I ate yesterday >Went to the bus station with half of my soul >half sleeping while holding the handgrip like those animes >Suddenly heard some loud screeching >There's an chinese woman that demands everyone to move to the back of the bus so she could go on it, with extremely broken, accented English >This was the first time I saw her so she's probably the new neighbor >everyone slowly moves back unwillingly >the woman brought her 5 four to twelve year old snotty little s---- on the bus and crammed the bus even further >Those f------ would scream randomly and use their phones to watch tiktok and play genshin impact at full volume >Knew these absolute nightmares would continue taking this bus and plague my bus ride if I do nothing >Saw one of the older kids as as tall as my butt, and is busy playing genshin at full volume to notice me >Started brewing an idea and a fart >Slowly approaches him >Burried his face into my butt when opportunity strikes, and ripped the largest smelly fart I've ever had in the history >Quickly headed back to the back before he realized what's going on >He and his mother cried during the entire f------ bus ride >They rarely took the bus since I think I did a good thing

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