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File: thispostwaswritten byChatGPT.png (85 KB, 852x1256) 48 ChatGPT is too good. Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)22:25:23 No.90287182 ChatGPT is insane. >incredibly powerful Al with an extremely easy-to-use and human-like interface >some people using it to write responses for actual conversations with real people >use it to write homework assignments, or at least give a good starting point >answers nearly any question below a grade 11 level >does all of this nearly instantly This can't be sustainable.
File: thispostwaswritten byChatGPT.png (85 KB, 852x1256) 48 ChatGPT is too good. Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)22:25:23 No.90287182 ChatGPT is insane. >incredibly powerful Al with an extremely easy-to-use and human-like interface >some people using it to write responses for actual conversations with real people >use it to write homework assignments, or at least give a good starting point >answers nearly any question below a grade 11 level >does all of this nearly instantly This can't be sustainable.

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Anon finds the meaning of life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 12/16/22(Fri)14:42:12 No.890861302 >Wake up >Get Burger King for breakfast >Get to work >S--- myself >Go home >Sleep >Do it all over again Is this all there is to life? 12/16/22(Fri)14:44:25 No.890861396 : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # No. There's always McDonalds breakfast, better than Bk anyways.
: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 12/16/22(Fri)14:42:12 No.890861302 >Wake up >Get Burger King for breakfast >Get to work >S--- myself >Go home >Sleep >Do it all over again Is this all there is to life? 12/16/22(Fri)14:44:25 No.890861396 : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # No. There's always McDonalds breakfast, better than Bk anyways.

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Anon is a safe and responsible driver | /r/Greentext

>out for a drive >see someone texting while driving >enragement.exe >roll down my window >throw my beer at her f--- irresponsible drivers. the world is f------ doomed.
>out for a drive >see someone texting while driving >enragement.exe >roll down my window >throw my beer at her f--- irresponsible drivers. the world is f------ doomed.

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Anon does DMT | /r/Greentext

File: Psychadelic N-----.jpg (443 KB, 1280x720) DMT Entities are racist Anonymous (ID: G3mDpu3w 12/16/22 (Fri)23:41:33 No.408591777 https://afru.com/dmt-entities-beings- racist/ >One common phenomenon across DMT experiences, or "trips," is coming across DMT entities called machine elves. There are walking, talking creatures that one encounters when taking DMT. >Sometimes the creatures are friendly and reveal deeper truths about the universe, or they might even take your hand and bring you on a journey. >But unfortunately, that's not the experience many Black folks have reported. Black folks can't even escape the scourge of systemic racism in the DMT realm. >One person reported that their first trip was good, but their second trip took a turn for the worst. "This time, instead of the sacred, I was greeted with the profane, and saw cartoons of racist caricatures mocking me. They were malevolent and it felt like I could die," they reported. "As much as the first trip was welcoming and accepting, the second trip was pushing me away and I felt a strong sense of 'NO."" >"My friend said that the elves were making a machine and they turned around saw him and they said hey look the (n-word) is back," another person reported. >The most chilling experience reported so far invokes the powerful imagery of the slain Emmet Till. "I was surrounded by the elves, and they all started chanting 'Emmett Till," the trip report began. "I later learned that Emmett Till was a Black man accused of harassing a white girl in the 1950s. I had never heard of this story before, being a Black man who grew up in a white school district. Then, the elves started to rush me and they all picked me up and started chanting the n-word while carrying me. The elves threw me down a black hole and I continued to fall for around 10 minutes until my trip ended."
File: Psychadelic N-----.jpg (443 KB, 1280x720) DMT Entities are racist Anonymous (ID: G3mDpu3w 12/16/22 (Fri)23:41:33 No.408591777 https://afru.com/dmt-entities-beings- racist/ >One common phenomenon across DMT experiences, or "trips," is coming across DMT entities called machine elves. There are walking, talking creatures that one encounters when taking DMT. >Sometimes the creatures are friendly and reveal deeper truths about the universe, or they might even take your hand and bring you on a journey. >But unfortunately, that's not the experience many Black folks have reported. Black folks can't even escape the scourge of systemic racism in the DMT realm. >One person reported that their first trip was good, but their second trip took a turn for the worst. "This time, instead of the sacred, I was greeted with the profane, and saw cartoons of racist caricatures mocking me. They were malevolent and it felt like I could die," they reported. "As much as the first trip was welcoming and accepting, the second trip was pushing me away and I felt a strong sense of 'NO."" >"My friend said that the elves were making a machine and they turned around saw him and they said hey look the (n-word) is back," another person reported. >The most chilling experience reported so far invokes the powerful imagery of the slain Emmet Till. "I was surrounded by the elves, and they all started chanting 'Emmett Till," the trip report began. "I later learned that Emmett Till was a Black man accused of harassing a white girl in the 1950s. I had never heard of this story before, being a Black man who grew up in a white school district. Then, the elves started to rush me and they all picked me up and started chanting the n-word while carrying me. The elves threw me down a black hole and I continued to fall for around 10 minutes until my trip ended."

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Wagies torment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LYpNykHT) 12/16/22(Fri)20:43:51 No.52906503 wagies rekt r/McDonaldsEmployees M u/fgh4421 10h So im on front counter & this guy walks up & orders. He balls up a 20 & tosses it at me. I asked him to place it in my hand & not throw things at me. He proceeded to make fun of me for working at McDonalds 79 34 Share 527983BF-B7A2-4418-92C5-8F6A3F0B4A8F.jpg 256 KB JPG Award Anonymous (ID: kPGklJuj) 12/16/22(Fri)20:46:04 No.52906530 >>52906503 (OP) # >go to mcdonalds >skip line, ignore whiners >"uh sir?" >order buffalo taco >"we don't carry that" >somersault over counter and place d------- wagie in headlock >people begin to whine more >wagie starts screaming like a deflating balloon >suplex wagie into fryer >leave >>52906558 # >>52906801 # >>52907039 # >>52907591 # >>52907914 #
Anonymous (ID: LYpNykHT) 12/16/22(Fri)20:43:51 No.52906503 wagies rekt r/McDonaldsEmployees M u/fgh4421 10h So im on front counter & this guy walks up & orders. He balls up a 20 & tosses it at me. I asked him to place it in my hand & not throw things at me. He proceeded to make fun of me for working at McDonalds 79 34 Share 527983BF-B7A2-4418-92C5-8F6A3F0B4A8F.jpg 256 KB JPG Award Anonymous (ID: kPGklJuj) 12/16/22(Fri)20:46:04 No.52906530 >>52906503 (OP) # >go to mcdonalds >skip line, ignore whiners >"uh sir?" >order buffalo taco >"we don't carry that" >somersault over counter and place d------- wagie in headlock >people begin to whine more >wagie starts screaming like a deflating balloon >suplex wagie into fryer >leave >>52906558 # >>52906801 # >>52907039 # >>52907591 # >>52907914 #

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Anon seeks reassurance from his peers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 964 KB JPG actually a dude >feelsweird.jpg >next night I dream of furiously f------ him in the ass >am I a f-----? 12/16/22(Fri)15:36:33 No.890871827 : Anonymous >be me >not a f----- >start watching euphoria to make gf happy >start developing a crush for the character Jules >realize halfway through season 1 that it's : Anonymous >>890871827 (OP) # Don't worry OP, it's perfectly normal. I'm straight, but sometimes I fantasize about having sex with men, kissing men, ect. It doesn't make you gay. 26 KB JPG >>890872954 # 12/16/22(Fri)15:38:23 No.890871922 : Anonymous >>890871827 (OP) # Being gay is about romantic feelings for men. There's nothing gay about f------ your friends for pleasure. It's basically just m----------- with someone else's body 12/16/22(Fri)15:49:51 No.890872486 12/16/22(Fri)15:41:03 No.890872063 >>890871827 (OP) # >>not a f----- >>am I a f-----? Degeneracy for the goyim all day every day. 12/16/22(Fri)16:00:26 No.890872954 : Anonymous >>890872486 # Literally every jew I know is a homosexual
: Anonymous 964 KB JPG actually a dude >feelsweird.jpg >next night I dream of furiously f------ him in the ass >am I a f-----? 12/16/22(Fri)15:36:33 No.890871827 : Anonymous >be me >not a f----- >start watching euphoria to make gf happy >start developing a crush for the character Jules >realize halfway through season 1 that it's : Anonymous >>890871827 (OP) # Don't worry OP, it's perfectly normal. I'm straight, but sometimes I fantasize about having sex with men, kissing men, ect. It doesn't make you gay. 26 KB JPG >>890872954 # 12/16/22(Fri)15:38:23 No.890871922 : Anonymous >>890871827 (OP) # Being gay is about romantic feelings for men. There's nothing gay about f------ your friends for pleasure. It's basically just m----------- with someone else's body 12/16/22(Fri)15:49:51 No.890872486 12/16/22(Fri)15:41:03 No.890872063 >>890871827 (OP) # >>not a f----- >>am I a f-----? Degeneracy for the goyim all day every day. 12/16/22(Fri)16:00:26 No.890872954 : Anonymous >>890872486 # Literally every jew I know is a homosexual

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Anon gets advice from Jeffrey Dahmer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I need answer quick I've captured his soul 554 KB JPG 6 Replies 12/16/22(Fri)21:59:54 No.27928575 Girl on tinder just said she wanted to cuddle with me at my home but I can't invite her over rn because of guests what do I do? Do i say a hotel or something w-- i never actually thought this far oh f--- im freaking out what do i do View Thread 12/16/22(Fri)22:04:27 No.27928602 : Anonymous >>27928575 (OP) # Kill your guests. Invite her to your house. Kill her.
: Anonymous I need answer quick I've captured his soul 554 KB JPG 6 Replies 12/16/22(Fri)21:59:54 No.27928575 Girl on tinder just said she wanted to cuddle with me at my home but I can't invite her over rn because of guests what do I do? Do i say a hotel or something w-- i never actually thought this far oh f--- im freaking out what do i do View Thread 12/16/22(Fri)22:04:27 No.27928602 : Anonymous >>27928575 (OP) # Kill your guests. Invite her to your house. Kill her.

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anon uhhhhhhhh | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri)20:00:38 No.71421368 ▶ >>71421399 File: 1643952057811.png (996 KB, 978x1019) >the girl you're kissing might have eaten ass at some point in her life □ Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)20:04:40 No.71421399 ► >>71421610 >>71421368 >the girl you're kissing has taken enough s---- in her lifetime to chisel multiple sculptures of you out of poo Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri)20:28:56 No.71421610 ► >>71421399 >and she might have done that and kissed them too
Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri)20:00:38 No.71421368 ▶ >>71421399 File: 1643952057811.png (996 KB, 978x1019) >the girl you're kissing might have eaten ass at some point in her life □ Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)20:04:40 No.71421399 ► >>71421610 >>71421368 >the girl you're kissing has taken enough s---- in her lifetime to chisel multiple sculptures of you out of poo Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri)20:28:56 No.71421610 ► >>71421399 >and she might have done that and kissed them too

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piggy bank | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)07:10:01 No.8280409 retarded s--- you love in video games I'll start added to inventory >play rpg >kill boar >loot it >boar meat, five coins and a dagger
Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)07:10:01 No.8280409 retarded s--- you love in video games I'll start added to inventory >play rpg >kill boar >loot it >boar meat, five coins and a dagger

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anon wishes life was like The Sims | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)02:49:42 No.8277382 >meet >shake hand >compliment >compliment >tell a joke >tell a joke >tell a joke >high five >tickle >whisper sweet nothings >hug >hug >kiss hand >kiss hand >kiss cheek >kiss cheek >slap buttcheek >slap buttcheek >slap buttcheek >passionate kiss >passionate kiss >woohoo >all this done in one afternoon why is it not this simple in real life ?
Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)02:49:42 No.8277382 >meet >shake hand >compliment >compliment >tell a joke >tell a joke >tell a joke >high five >tickle >whisper sweet nothings >hug >hug >kiss hand >kiss hand >kiss cheek >kiss cheek >slap buttcheek >slap buttcheek >slap buttcheek >passionate kiss >passionate kiss >woohoo >all this done in one afternoon why is it not this simple in real life ?

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anon sees booba for the first time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)12:28:31 No.890855825 >random summer >be 13 >go over to friend's place >he is 12 >he really wants to play FIFA 08 >I dont >ok make a bet, stand on one leg, the one who lasts longer wins >ok friendo >im about to win, friend is losing balance >his sister in the background watching us >she is 17 >pulls up her tank top to flash her t--- and winks at me (friend didnt see it because she was behind his back) >immediately lose balance and fall like a sack of potato >you ok, Anon? >mfw >had to play FIFA all afternoon >still worth it
Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)12:28:31 No.890855825 >random summer >be 13 >go over to friend's place >he is 12 >he really wants to play FIFA 08 >I dont >ok make a bet, stand on one leg, the one who lasts longer wins >ok friendo >im about to win, friend is losing balance >his sister in the background watching us >she is 17 >pulls up her tank top to flash her t--- and winks at me (friend didnt see it because she was behind his back) >immediately lose balance and fall like a sack of potato >you ok, Anon? >mfw >had to play FIFA all afternoon >still worth it

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A life fit for a king | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG >Wake up >Get Burger King for breakfast >Get to work >S--- myself >Go home 12/16/22(Fri) 14:42:12 No.890861302 >Sleep >Do it all over again Is this all there is to life? : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # No. There's always McDonalds breakfast, better than Bk anyways. Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # What is your job? 12/16/22(Fri)14:44:25 No.890861396 Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # >S--- myself You understand big boys go to the bathroom right? 12/16/22(Fri)14:51:39 No.890861741 12/16/22(Fri) 14:53:52 No.890861838 12/16/22 (Fri)15:02:45 No.890862201 : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # >>Get Burger King for breakfast Americans were a mistake
: Anonymous 26 KB JPG >Wake up >Get Burger King for breakfast >Get to work >S--- myself >Go home 12/16/22(Fri) 14:42:12 No.890861302 >Sleep >Do it all over again Is this all there is to life? : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # No. There's always McDonalds breakfast, better than Bk anyways. Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # What is your job? 12/16/22(Fri)14:44:25 No.890861396 Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # >S--- myself You understand big boys go to the bathroom right? 12/16/22(Fri)14:51:39 No.890861741 12/16/22(Fri) 14:53:52 No.890861838 12/16/22 (Fri)15:02:45 No.890862201 : Anonymous >>890861302 (OP) # >>Get Burger King for breakfast Americans were a mistake

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The Return of The Shit Post King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me, bored Anon >Decide to create Reddit account dedicated to shitposting greentexts >Call myself the Green TextKing >Amass 450k of karma >It was almost all fake and gay >Thought it was funny to make a Reddit user whose entire identity is shitposting greentexts. >The only real s--- was my tard wrangler stories. >Only identifying details for operational security. Can't lose normie job. I have to be able to afford my KING 12/16/22(Fri)11:22:39 No.890853539 577 KB PNG degenerate life of s--- tier chicken wings and beer >Decide to come back because I still have tard wrangler stories to tell >Be me, 30 year old tard wrangler and prolific s--- poster
: Anonymous >Be me, bored Anon >Decide to create Reddit account dedicated to shitposting greentexts >Call myself the Green TextKing >Amass 450k of karma >It was almost all fake and gay >Thought it was funny to make a Reddit user whose entire identity is shitposting greentexts. >The only real s--- was my tard wrangler stories. >Only identifying details for operational security. Can't lose normie job. I have to be able to afford my KING 12/16/22(Fri)11:22:39 No.890853539 577 KB PNG degenerate life of s--- tier chicken wings and beer >Decide to come back because I still have tard wrangler stories to tell >Be me, 30 year old tard wrangler and prolific s--- poster

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Anon notices a mistake | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)23:29:21 No.177907579 ITT: inaccurate movie details that make the film unwatchable >at 50:35 in "It" (2017) a LEGO model with lime parts is dropped. 2x2 slopes in lime were not released until 2010. "It" is set in 1989.
Anonymous 45 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed)23:29:21 No.177907579 ITT: inaccurate movie details that make the film unwatchable >at 50:35 in "It" (2017) a LEGO model with lime parts is dropped. 2x2 slopes in lime were not released until 2010. "It" is set in 1989.

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[Advertise on 4chan] [Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1382221398559.jpg (85 KB, 612x612) google yandex iqdb wait Imagine the following Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)19:19:16 No.28774584 >be mtf >you come out to parents >your mom is completely unaccepting, misgenders you all the time >figure it's just typical boomershit and shrug it off >one day, during a particularly heated argument, she snaps >"why are you throwing away your perfectly good body? I would f------ kill to be a man" >she freezes, realizing what she just admitted to How do you respond?
[Advertise on 4chan] [Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 1382221398559.jpg (85 KB, 612x612) google yandex iqdb wait Imagine the following Anonymous 12/15/22(Thu)19:19:16 No.28774584 >be mtf >you come out to parents >your mom is completely unaccepting, misgenders you all the time >figure it's just typical boomershit and shrug it off >one day, during a particularly heated argument, she snaps >"why are you throwing away your perfectly good body? I would f------ kill to be a man" >she freezes, realizing what she just admitted to How do you respond?

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