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Anonymous 75 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 14:53:20 No.79638606 There's nothing left for me here. I will be homeless soon. > No tears left to cry > The shame bears its weight on my back > The stress finds it's way from my head to my stomach > The pain grips me and holds me hostage > With no other options what do I do. Where do I go. What do I do now. > Years of this are ahead of me... > From childhood I thought life was more than this, yet I was wrong. What is there for me to do now?
Anonymous 75 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 14:53:20 No.79638606 There's nothing left for me here. I will be homeless soon. > No tears left to cry > The shame bears its weight on my back > The stress finds it's way from my head to my stomach > The pain grips me and holds me hostage > With no other options what do I do. Where do I go. What do I do now. > Years of this are ahead of me... > From childhood I thought life was more than this, yet I was wrong. What is there for me to do now?

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: Anonymous >>928070487 (OP) # 11/30/24(Sat) 18:59:22 No.928071685 Trigger warning: some anons have seethed that I used /b/ as my personal army and got away with it without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details > boss becomes a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment in a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything.
: Anonymous >>928070487 (OP) # 11/30/24(Sat) 18:59:22 No.928071685 Trigger warning: some anons have seethed that I used /b/ as my personal army and got away with it without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details > boss becomes a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment in a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything.

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Anon is impressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/23(Sat) 19:01:11 No.661577065 SONY MONY PS2.png 102 KB PNG >Made almost 24 years ago >Still the most sold consol to this day How did it do it?
Anonymous 12/23/23(Sat) 19:01:11 No.661577065 SONY MONY PS2.png 102 KB PNG >Made almost 24 years ago >Still the most sold consol to this day How did it do it?

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Aunt dying but Anon prioritize sleeping | /r/Greentext

My aunt almost died and it mig(...) 12/02/24(Mon)07:30:30 No.79630979 narrator: but it was all problemo >Be me images_22.jpg 9 KB JPG >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >drift in and out of consciousness >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related
My aunt almost died and it mig(...) 12/02/24(Mon)07:30:30 No.79630979 narrator: but it was all problemo >Be me images_22.jpg 9 KB JPG >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >drift in and out of consciousness >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related

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OP watched Pirates of the Carribean with his mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 785 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 16:15:47 No.928136743 The Caribbean film What's your most cringeworthy memory? >Be on a plane at 14 >Flying across the Atlantic to Florida for a vacation with my mum and brother. >They were asleep >14 year old me needs to coom >I put on the third Pirates Of >Paused it on Keira's face, and jerked off under a blanket >My mum was asleep next to me >17 years later I still suspect she wasn't fully asleep the whole time and knew what I was doing >She was just too embarrassed to say anything
Anonymous 785 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 16:15:47 No.928136743 The Caribbean film What's your most cringeworthy memory? >Be on a plane at 14 >Flying across the Atlantic to Florida for a vacation with my mum and brother. >They were asleep >14 year old me needs to coom >I put on the third Pirates Of >Paused it on Keira's face, and jerked off under a blanket >My mum was asleep next to me >17 years later I still suspect she wasn't fully asleep the whole time and knew what I was doing >She was just too embarrassed to say anything

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Anon remembers the old internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ancient Memes 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No. 70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet
: Anonymous Ancient Memes 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No. 70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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Anon breaks the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous UOHHH! I OUGHT TO BE ARRESTED FOR WHAT I'M THINKING! 11/23/24(Sat) 06:23:07 No.206158684 >Buy a ticket to see a movie >Go to bathroom after it's done >When I come out, go into a different movie without buying another ticket The system bows before me, chuds. Listen and learn. 336 KB PNG : Anonymous >>206158684 (OP) # Based poor man 11/23/24(Sat) 07:32:03 No.206160124
: Anonymous UOHHH! I OUGHT TO BE ARRESTED FOR WHAT I'M THINKING! 11/23/24(Sat) 06:23:07 No.206158684 >Buy a ticket to see a movie >Go to bathroom after it's done >When I come out, go into a different movie without buying another ticket The system bows before me, chuds. Listen and learn. 336 KB PNG : Anonymous >>206158684 (OP) # Based poor man 11/23/24(Sat) 07:32:03 No.206160124

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How to use social media | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/2024, 10:48:26 No.85069591 is it too reach to ask for both? 395 KB JPEG >Bluesky has peace but no saves posts function > Twitter has saved post function but no peace >Me: Uses Twitter for hentai and Bluesky as a main I have found equilibrium
Anonymous 02/12/2024, 10:48:26 No.85069591 is it too reach to ask for both? 395 KB JPEG >Bluesky has peace but no saves posts function > Twitter has saved post function but no peace >Me: Uses Twitter for hentai and Bluesky as a main I have found equilibrium

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The black man of steal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Holy Based 38 KB PNG >black >tall 12/02/24(Mon)08:02:45 No.696138023 >gets mad and attacks you when you look at it >runs really fast >steals your blocks >added in the same update as watermelons and iron bars >speaks distorted english >cant swim What did Notch mean by this?
Anonymous Holy Based 38 KB PNG >black >tall 12/02/24(Mon)08:02:45 No.696138023 >gets mad and attacks you when you look at it >runs really fast >steals your blocks >added in the same update as watermelons and iron bars >speaks distorted english >cant swim What did Notch mean by this?

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anon likes chubby women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:45:05 No.79634297 >>79634344 >>79634398 >be me >into thick chubby women >softer >warmer >jiggly >more to love. more to hold >never single because always in abundance compared to slender skinny woman built like twelve year old Swedish boys with visible rib cages >trust me anon you will never go back >why haven't you started dating thick chubby women yet? Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:48:36 No.79634318 >>79634415 Because I date obese women Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:52:43 No.79634344 ► >>79634297 (OP) Love for anorexic bitches is the result of a jewish psyop. True alpha males love them fatties Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:02:15 No.79634398 ►>>79634415 >>79634297 (OP) A fat woman will make sure your children never go hungry.
Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:45:05 No.79634297 >>79634344 >>79634398 >be me >into thick chubby women >softer >warmer >jiggly >more to love. more to hold >never single because always in abundance compared to slender skinny woman built like twelve year old Swedish boys with visible rib cages >trust me anon you will never go back >why haven't you started dating thick chubby women yet? Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:48:36 No.79634318 >>79634415 Because I date obese women Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:52:43 No.79634344 ► >>79634297 (OP) Love for anorexic bitches is the result of a jewish psyop. True alpha males love them fatties Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:02:15 No.79634398 ►>>79634415 >>79634297 (OP) A fat woman will make sure your children never go hungry.

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Anon celebrates Christmas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPEG 12/2/2024, 2:27:57 PM > be me No.41318968 > 7 years old, broke family, no tree this Christmas > sad.jpg > neighbor sees me looking at their big, shiny tree through the window > next day, they leave a small potted tree on our porch with a note: > "Everyone deserves some Christmas magic" > decorate it with paper stars and popcorn strings > best Christmas ever
Anonymous 13 KB JPEG 12/2/2024, 2:27:57 PM > be me No.41318968 > 7 years old, broke family, no tree this Christmas > sad.jpg > neighbor sees me looking at their big, shiny tree through the window > next day, they leave a small potted tree on our porch with a note: > "Everyone deserves some Christmas magic" > decorate it with paper stars and popcorn strings > best Christmas ever

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Anon sleeps through catastrophe | /r/Greentext

File: images_22.jpg (9 KB, 224x186) narrator: but it was all problemo >drift in and out of consciousness My aunt almost died and it might be my fault Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)20:00:30 No. 79630979 >Be me >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related
File: images_22.jpg (9 KB, 224x186) narrator: but it was all problemo >drift in and out of consciousness My aunt almost died and it might be my fault Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)20:00:30 No. 79630979 >Be me >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related

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Aunt Frieda | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:41:49 No.78204845 >step on a piss jug pepesweat.png 239 KB PNG >it explodes across my floor >glass shards cut up my foot >floor now covered in piss and blood What do? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:51:32 No. 78204914 i remember my piss jug days. ah those were good time >>78204997 #
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:41:49 No.78204845 >step on a piss jug pepesweat.png 239 KB PNG >it explodes across my floor >glass shards cut up my foot >floor now covered in piss and blood What do? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:51:32 No. 78204914 i remember my piss jug days. ah those were good time >>78204997 #

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Staying Close | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 28m 11/30/24(Sat) 06:31:57 No.92804991 >have gay femboy cousin >developed a sexual relationship in our early teens >been casually hooking up since >>928049951 # >>928050261 # >>928072151 #
: Anonymous >be me 28m 11/30/24(Sat) 06:31:57 No.92804991 >have gay femboy cousin >developed a sexual relationship in our early teens >been casually hooking up since >>928049951 # >>928050261 # >>928072151 #

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Anon has PNC | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB JPG 12/01/24(Sun)12:47:57 No.928100045 >bjorking it to some girl deepthroating >See something > Isthatapenis.gif >She's hot so I don't care >She starts filming herself with her camera >Pride phone case >Wokeness infects everything >Go outside, see rainbow and throw up
Anonymous 66 KB JPG 12/01/24(Sun)12:47:57 No.928100045 >bjorking it to some girl deepthroating >See something > Isthatapenis.gif >She's hot so I don't care >She starts filming herself with her camera >Pride phone case >Wokeness infects everything >Go outside, see rainbow and throw up

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And that's how I met your mother... oh nevermind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>79560168 # >be doordash driver 11/25/24(Mon) 12:10:20 No.79560217 >depressed on the 4th of July >deliever a single small pizza to a woman in an apartment complex >navigation is s----- so she has to tell me how to get to her, she comes out and meets me, a little flirty, I leave as usual >think about her often >flashforward to tonight >I have a single order of wingstop to drop off to the same woman >same issue >I call the number, she tells me how to get to her apartment, I don't bother telling her about last time >this time she doesn't even come out, I just leave I'm so f------ retarded time to get blindingly high
Anonymous >>79560168 # >be doordash driver 11/25/24(Mon) 12:10:20 No.79560217 >depressed on the 4th of July >deliever a single small pizza to a woman in an apartment complex >navigation is s----- so she has to tell me how to get to her, she comes out and meets me, a little flirty, I leave as usual >think about her often >flashforward to tonight >I have a single order of wingstop to drop off to the same woman >same issue >I call the number, she tells me how to get to her apartment, I don't bother telling her about last time >this time she doesn't even come out, I just leave I'm so f------ retarded time to get blindingly high

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One of my favourite 2.0 features. | /r/Greentext

BR 093743 326604 0 0.46554 1 DR CO 236 EDGERUNNER SKELETON The Edgerunner perk in the Technical Ability perk tree allows you to exceed your Cyberware Capacity. EDGERUNNER Cyberware Capacity exceeded by: 50 Max health reduced by: -68 Fury chance: 5% F VIEW IN PERK TREE ER ENT
BR 093743 326604 0 0.46554 1 DR CO 236 EDGERUNNER SKELETON The Edgerunner perk in the Technical Ability perk tree allows you to exceed your Cyberware Capacity. EDGERUNNER Cyberware Capacity exceeded by: 50 Max health reduced by: -68 Fury chance: 5% F VIEW IN PERK TREE ER ENT

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Anon gets dumped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG >be me 12/01/24(Sun)09:55:21 No.79625593 >5 hours ago >start taking a s--- >business as usual >long pendulous s--- >good amount of girth too >all of a sudden the turd stops coming out >keep pushing but it doesnt go any further >dont know what to do >stand up >s--- still in ass >slam the turd against the counter to maybe knock it out >it just rapidly wobbles back and forth like i just flicked a door stopper >end up just grabbing the f------ thing with my bare hand >try pulling it out manually >wont come out >decide to think smarter not harder >grab gfs hair dryer >prop leg up on the counter >blast the s--- with the heat to soften it up >it just f------ flails around like a raw bacon strip in a wind tunnel >use other hand to hold it steady while i heat it up >at some point my gf gets home from work >didnt hear the front door open due to the sound of the hair dryer >she sees me in the bathroom (i s--- with the door wide open) half naked with a leg up on the counter, one hand holding an ass turd thats still partially in my ass and the other blasting it with her hair dryer >see her behind me and make eye contact with her through the mirror >turn off the hair dryer >she doesnt say anything >i dont say anything >we just stare at each other through the mirror for like 9 seconds, but it felt like 10 seconds >for some inexplicable reason the turd starts slowly reentering my anus >absolute silence fills the room, with the exception of the slime sounds from the s--- log making its way back home >realize i have to break this painfully awkward silence >try to lighten up the mood with a joke >rack my autistic brain to come up with something good to say >"they call me the plunger" >she slams the door in my face before i can say the punchline >quickly follow her out the bathroom >tell her "wait i can explain" >the s--- suddenly slips out of my ass like butter and plops directly on the living room carpet >suddenly dont know how to explain >she just walks out the front door and drives away >havent heard from her since
Anonymous 54 KB JPG >be me 12/01/24(Sun)09:55:21 No.79625593 >5 hours ago >start taking a s--- >business as usual >long pendulous s--- >good amount of girth too >all of a sudden the turd stops coming out >keep pushing but it doesnt go any further >dont know what to do >stand up >s--- still in ass >slam the turd against the counter to maybe knock it out >it just rapidly wobbles back and forth like i just flicked a door stopper >end up just grabbing the f------ thing with my bare hand >try pulling it out manually >wont come out >decide to think smarter not harder >grab gfs hair dryer >prop leg up on the counter >blast the s--- with the heat to soften it up >it just f------ flails around like a raw bacon strip in a wind tunnel >use other hand to hold it steady while i heat it up >at some point my gf gets home from work >didnt hear the front door open due to the sound of the hair dryer >she sees me in the bathroom (i s--- with the door wide open) half naked with a leg up on the counter, one hand holding an ass turd thats still partially in my ass and the other blasting it with her hair dryer >see her behind me and make eye contact with her through the mirror >turn off the hair dryer >she doesnt say anything >i dont say anything >we just stare at each other through the mirror for like 9 seconds, but it felt like 10 seconds >for some inexplicable reason the turd starts slowly reentering my anus >absolute silence fills the room, with the exception of the slime sounds from the s--- log making its way back home >realize i have to break this painfully awkward silence >try to lighten up the mood with a joke >rack my autistic brain to come up with something good to say >"they call me the plunger" >she slams the door in my face before i can say the punchline >quickly follow her out the bathroom >tell her "wait i can explain" >the s--- suddenly slips out of my ass like butter and plops directly on the living room carpet >suddenly dont know how to explain >she just walks out the front door and drives away >havent heard from her since

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Anon enjoys art. | /r/Greentext

to my son: your black is so beautiful 0:07/0:15 Anonymous (ID: WMUJKBMC) 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:49 No.307348652 >>307348028 (You) This picture is like a Renaissance painting in its poignancy: the desperately self-deluded White mother with her expression of soul-crushing grief, her impotent affirmations of her son's "beauty", the n-----'s violent, feral expression betraying a low intelligence and ape-like, violent nature at even such a young age. A Rembrandt is not art such as this.
to my son: your black is so beautiful 0:07/0:15 Anonymous (ID: WMUJKBMC) 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:49 No.307348652 >>307348028 (You) This picture is like a Renaissance painting in its poignancy: the desperately self-deluded White mother with her expression of soul-crushing grief, her impotent affirmations of her son's "beauty", the n-----'s violent, feral expression betraying a low intelligence and ape-like, violent nature at even such a young age. A Rembrandt is not art such as this.

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38 KB JPG >herewego.png >be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy
38 KB JPG >herewego.png >be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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