Anonymous >>79560168 # >be doordash driver 11/25/24(Mon) 12:10:20 No.79560217 >depressed on the 4th of July >deliever a single small pizza to a woman in an apartment complex >navigation is s----- so she has to tell me how to get to her, she comes out and meets me, a little flirty, I leave as usual >think about her often >flashforward to tonight >I have a single order of wingstop to drop off to the same woman >same issue >I call the number, she tells me how to get to her apartment, I don't bother telling her about last time >this time she doesn't even come out, I just leave I'm so f------ retarded time to get blindingly high

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Anonymous >>79560168 # >be doordash driver 11/25/24(Mon) 12:10:20 No.79560217 >depressed on the 4th of July >deliever a single small pizza to a woman in an apartment complex >navigation is s----- so she has to tell me how to get to her, she comes out and meets me, a little flirty, I leave as usual >think about her often >flashforward to tonight >I have a single order of wingstop to drop off to the same woman >same issue >I call the number, she tells me how to get to her apartment, I don't bother telling her about last time >this time she doesn't even come out, I just leave I'm so f------ retarded time to get blindingly high

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