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: Anonymous 209 KB PNG 12/03/24(Tue)09:01:52 No.79642453 >be me, 23, neet >discovered that not washing after cooming hits different >started letting it dry in boxers >after few weeks thick yellow crust forms in pubic hair >basically permanent state of sticky balls >notice the funk when I move around >smells like old cheese and puke >mfw realize I can smell myself through jeans >whatever.jpg >go to grocery store >cute cashier keeps sniffing and looking my direction >she's actually paying attention to me >h-------- my natural male musk is working >next few trips she always seems to be there >notice her leaning closer when I check out >starts happening with other females too >they can smell my fat d--- >some normies give me weird looks but f--- them >jfc the smell is getting stronger >pretty sure that cute cashier wants me >she covered her nose today but kept looking >definitely into me
: Anonymous 209 KB PNG 12/03/24(Tue)09:01:52 No.79642453 >be me, 23, neet >discovered that not washing after cooming hits different >started letting it dry in boxers >after few weeks thick yellow crust forms in pubic hair >basically permanent state of sticky balls >notice the funk when I move around >smells like old cheese and puke >mfw realize I can smell myself through jeans >whatever.jpg >go to grocery store >cute cashier keeps sniffing and looking my direction >she's actually paying attention to me >h-------- my natural male musk is working >next few trips she always seems to be there >notice her leaning closer when I check out >starts happening with other females too >they can smell my fat d--- >some normies give me weird looks but f--- them >jfc the smell is getting stronger >pretty sure that cute cashier wants me >she covered her nose today but kept looking >definitely into me

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Chads are called chads for a reason | /r/Greentext

File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

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Anon Needs Desperate Help | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG in past 15 years >0 social skills >obese >33 11/30/24(Sat) 19:36:54 No.32382664 >NEET for basically entire life >no high school or college education >dropped out of school in 9th grade >never worked >have left house maybe 6 times >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s >5'3" >never had a job >can't drive >never had friends >parents are broke so I won't inherit anything >no skills >never exercised in my entire life >have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get? 3 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 31 KB JPG in past 15 years >0 social skills >obese >33 11/30/24(Sat) 19:36:54 No.32382664 >NEET for basically entire life >no high school or college education >dropped out of school in 9th grade >never worked >have left house maybe 6 times >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s >5'3" >never had a job >can't drive >never had friends >parents are broke so I won't inherit anything >no skills >never exercised in my entire life >have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get? 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (60 KB, 1280x720) W--, brain? Akira 11/23/24(Sat) 15:21:11 No.32352243 >be me >dream.exe has booted up >feels like I'm watching an anime with an extremely high budget instead of first-person >sky is light red, floor is shallow water reflecting the sky like some aesthetic shot >coolashell.jpg >Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere >tall, has long blonde hair, amber eyes that you could lose yourself in like you were in a black hole >she's also wearing a simple, yet elegant red dress >dress isn't even lewd, but aroused for some reason >neuron_activation.exe >next thing I know, she's floating upside down >gravity does its thing as her skirt flips up >turns out she was going commando all along >her hair for some reason is unaffected, as if she wasn't upside down >cool dream physics engine, I guess >tree starts growing out of her vagina >wait_a_minute.png >it isn't a normal tree >looks part-metal, part-organic, coated with a purple-ish crimson color, and looks super edgy >branches starting zig-zagging like something straight out of Dark Souls or some s--- >all of a sudden, giant cherries Suddenly appear mid-air >branches stab the cherries, releasing a dark crimson colored blood >cuts to woman moaning softly like this is some JOI or ASMR s--- >okthisisgettingweird.jpg >cherries start moaning, loudly >like full-on LEWD moaning >"OH YES, MOMMY" >"BREED ME, MOMMY" >w--.jpg >camera slowly zooms out to show the whole woman and tree as both the woman and cherries are still moaning in one surreal shot >wake up IRL gently moaning with nut in my boxers >feelsweirdman >suspect that I was in a state of Hypnagogia, as I could feel all the sensations of my dream while knowing that I was asleep on my bed >could even feel the exact moment when I nutted while dreaming >mfw I realize my brain subconsciously made a Salvador Dali hentai Not sure if I should feel cultured or cursed by this dream
File: maxresdefault.jpg (60 KB, 1280x720) W--, brain? Akira 11/23/24(Sat) 15:21:11 No.32352243 >be me >dream.exe has booted up >feels like I'm watching an anime with an extremely high budget instead of first-person >sky is light red, floor is shallow water reflecting the sky like some aesthetic shot >coolashell.jpg >Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere >tall, has long blonde hair, amber eyes that you could lose yourself in like you were in a black hole >she's also wearing a simple, yet elegant red dress >dress isn't even lewd, but aroused for some reason >neuron_activation.exe >next thing I know, she's floating upside down >gravity does its thing as her skirt flips up >turns out she was going commando all along >her hair for some reason is unaffected, as if she wasn't upside down >cool dream physics engine, I guess >tree starts growing out of her vagina >wait_a_minute.png >it isn't a normal tree >looks part-metal, part-organic, coated with a purple-ish crimson color, and looks super edgy >branches starting zig-zagging like something straight out of Dark Souls or some s--- >all of a sudden, giant cherries Suddenly appear mid-air >branches stab the cherries, releasing a dark crimson colored blood >cuts to woman moaning softly like this is some JOI or ASMR s--- >okthisisgettingweird.jpg >cherries start moaning, loudly >like full-on LEWD moaning >"OH YES, MOMMY" >"BREED ME, MOMMY" >w--.jpg >camera slowly zooms out to show the whole woman and tree as both the woman and cherries are still moaning in one surreal shot >wake up IRL gently moaning with nut in my boxers >feelsweirdman >suspect that I was in a state of Hypnagogia, as I could feel all the sensations of my dream while knowing that I was asleep on my bed >could even feel the exact moment when I nutted while dreaming >mfw I realize my brain subconsciously made a Salvador Dali hentai Not sure if I should feel cultured or cursed by this dream

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It probably did | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)17:30:56 No.696094373 1.09 MB JPG >this will increase our sale revenue
Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)17:30:56 No.696094373 1.09 MB JPG >this will increase our sale revenue

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Anon didn't like the Final Cut | /r/Greentext

pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album

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Anon has a lemon whore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >be me 12/02/24(Mon) 16:37:54 No.928151270 >Live in HOA >They start harrasing me about a security camera I installed after a break in even though it's allowed >Threaten to give me fines >They drop it after I get an attorney involved >Months go by >President of the HOA is getting a fence repaired, I can see she has a lemon tree >Idea >Start hopping the fence pouring out a gallon of piss on the lemon tree >I watch as my piss nourishes the tree, sustains it >Start fertilizing the tree so the lemons grow larger >Notice she starts picking them >Eat my piss lemons bitch, f--- you
: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >be me 12/02/24(Mon) 16:37:54 No.928151270 >Live in HOA >They start harrasing me about a security camera I installed after a break in even though it's allowed >Threaten to give me fines >They drop it after I get an attorney involved >Months go by >President of the HOA is getting a fence repaired, I can see she has a lemon tree >Idea >Start hopping the fence pouring out a gallon of piss on the lemon tree >I watch as my piss nourishes the tree, sustains it >Start fertilizing the tree so the lemons grow larger >Notice she starts picking them >Eat my piss lemons bitch, f--- you

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Palling IP | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:00:36 No.695313456 STAR WARS OUTLAWS header.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the most profitable IPs on the planet >Steam launch >1.3k players what went so f------ wrong?
: Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:00:36 No.695313456 STAR WARS OUTLAWS header.jpg 52 KB JPG >One of the most profitable IPs on the planet >Steam launch >1.3k players what went so f------ wrong?

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Anon will be homeless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 14:53:20 No.79638606 There's nothing left for me here. I will be homeless soon. > No tears left to cry > The shame bears its weight on my back > The stress finds it's way from my head to my stomach > The pain grips me and holds me hostage > With no other options what do I do. Where do I go. What do I do now. > Years of this are ahead of me... > From childhood I thought life was more than this, yet I was wrong. What is there for me to do now?
Anonymous 75 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 14:53:20 No.79638606 There's nothing left for me here. I will be homeless soon. > No tears left to cry > The shame bears its weight on my back > The stress finds it's way from my head to my stomach > The pain grips me and holds me hostage > With no other options what do I do. Where do I go. What do I do now. > Years of this are ahead of me... > From childhood I thought life was more than this, yet I was wrong. What is there for me to do now?

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Agent Of Chaos | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>928070487 (OP) # 11/30/24(Sat) 18:59:22 No.928071685 Trigger warning: some anons have seethed that I used /b/ as my personal army and got away with it without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details > boss becomes a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment in a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything.
: Anonymous >>928070487 (OP) # 11/30/24(Sat) 18:59:22 No.928071685 Trigger warning: some anons have seethed that I used /b/ as my personal army and got away with it without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details > boss becomes a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment in a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything.

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Anon is impressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/23(Sat) 19:01:11 No.661577065 SONY MONY PS2.png 102 KB PNG >Made almost 24 years ago >Still the most sold consol to this day How did it do it?
Anonymous 12/23/23(Sat) 19:01:11 No.661577065 SONY MONY PS2.png 102 KB PNG >Made almost 24 years ago >Still the most sold consol to this day How did it do it?

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Aunt dying but Anon prioritize sleeping | /r/Greentext

My aunt almost died and it mig(...) 12/02/24(Mon)07:30:30 No.79630979 narrator: but it was all problemo >Be me images_22.jpg 9 KB JPG >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >drift in and out of consciousness >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related
My aunt almost died and it mig(...) 12/02/24(Mon)07:30:30 No.79630979 narrator: but it was all problemo >Be me images_22.jpg 9 KB JPG >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >drift in and out of consciousness >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related

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OP watched Pirates of the Carribean with his mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 785 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 16:15:47 No.928136743 The Caribbean film What's your most cringeworthy memory? >Be on a plane at 14 >Flying across the Atlantic to Florida for a vacation with my mum and brother. >They were asleep >14 year old me needs to coom >I put on the third Pirates Of >Paused it on Keira's face, and jerked off under a blanket >My mum was asleep next to me >17 years later I still suspect she wasn't fully asleep the whole time and knew what I was doing >She was just too embarrassed to say anything
Anonymous 785 KB PNG 12/02/24(Mon) 16:15:47 No.928136743 The Caribbean film What's your most cringeworthy memory? >Be on a plane at 14 >Flying across the Atlantic to Florida for a vacation with my mum and brother. >They were asleep >14 year old me needs to coom >I put on the third Pirates Of >Paused it on Keira's face, and jerked off under a blanket >My mum was asleep next to me >17 years later I still suspect she wasn't fully asleep the whole time and knew what I was doing >She was just too embarrassed to say anything

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Anon remembers the old internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ancient Memes 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No. 70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet
: Anonymous Ancient Memes 6 KB JPG 09/25/22(Sun)11:27:26 No. 70345408 >Get Rickroll'd for the first time in over a decade >Realise Rickrolling is 15 years old >Imold.jpg >Search for my old meme YT playlist >No new vids since 2011 >Rewatch ancient-ass memes >No bass boosts or deep frying >Remember how funny and creative internet memes used to be >"Influencers" virtually didn't exist - Few people trying to sell you something, everyone was there just to have fun >Sad wild web is long dead >We used to be an internet, a real internet

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Anon breaks the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous UOHHH! I OUGHT TO BE ARRESTED FOR WHAT I'M THINKING! 11/23/24(Sat) 06:23:07 No.206158684 >Buy a ticket to see a movie >Go to bathroom after it's done >When I come out, go into a different movie without buying another ticket The system bows before me, chuds. Listen and learn. 336 KB PNG : Anonymous >>206158684 (OP) # Based poor man 11/23/24(Sat) 07:32:03 No.206160124
: Anonymous UOHHH! I OUGHT TO BE ARRESTED FOR WHAT I'M THINKING! 11/23/24(Sat) 06:23:07 No.206158684 >Buy a ticket to see a movie >Go to bathroom after it's done >When I come out, go into a different movie without buying another ticket The system bows before me, chuds. Listen and learn. 336 KB PNG : Anonymous >>206158684 (OP) # Based poor man 11/23/24(Sat) 07:32:03 No.206160124

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How to use social media | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/2024, 10:48:26 No.85069591 is it too reach to ask for both? 395 KB JPEG >Bluesky has peace but no saves posts function > Twitter has saved post function but no peace >Me: Uses Twitter for hentai and Bluesky as a main I have found equilibrium
Anonymous 02/12/2024, 10:48:26 No.85069591 is it too reach to ask for both? 395 KB JPEG >Bluesky has peace but no saves posts function > Twitter has saved post function but no peace >Me: Uses Twitter for hentai and Bluesky as a main I have found equilibrium

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The black man of steal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Holy Based 38 KB PNG >black >tall 12/02/24(Mon)08:02:45 No.696138023 >gets mad and attacks you when you look at it >runs really fast >steals your blocks >added in the same update as watermelons and iron bars >speaks distorted english >cant swim What did Notch mean by this?
Anonymous Holy Based 38 KB PNG >black >tall 12/02/24(Mon)08:02:45 No.696138023 >gets mad and attacks you when you look at it >runs really fast >steals your blocks >added in the same update as watermelons and iron bars >speaks distorted english >cant swim What did Notch mean by this?

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anon likes chubby women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:45:05 No.79634297 >>79634344 >>79634398 >be me >into thick chubby women >softer >warmer >jiggly >more to love. more to hold >never single because always in abundance compared to slender skinny woman built like twelve year old Swedish boys with visible rib cages >trust me anon you will never go back >why haven't you started dating thick chubby women yet? Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:48:36 No.79634318 >>79634415 Because I date obese women Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:52:43 No.79634344 ► >>79634297 (OP) Love for anorexic bitches is the result of a jewish psyop. True alpha males love them fatties Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:02:15 No.79634398 ►>>79634415 >>79634297 (OP) A fat woman will make sure your children never go hungry.
Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:45:05 No.79634297 >>79634344 >>79634398 >be me >into thick chubby women >softer >warmer >jiggly >more to love. more to hold >never single because always in abundance compared to slender skinny woman built like twelve year old Swedish boys with visible rib cages >trust me anon you will never go back >why haven't you started dating thick chubby women yet? Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:48:36 No.79634318 >>79634415 Because I date obese women Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)20:52:43 No.79634344 ► >>79634297 (OP) Love for anorexic bitches is the result of a jewish psyop. True alpha males love them fatties Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)21:02:15 No.79634398 ►>>79634415 >>79634297 (OP) A fat woman will make sure your children never go hungry.

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Anon celebrates Christmas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPEG 12/2/2024, 2:27:57 PM > be me No.41318968 > 7 years old, broke family, no tree this Christmas > sad.jpg > neighbor sees me looking at their big, shiny tree through the window > next day, they leave a small potted tree on our porch with a note: > "Everyone deserves some Christmas magic" > decorate it with paper stars and popcorn strings > best Christmas ever
Anonymous 13 KB JPEG 12/2/2024, 2:27:57 PM > be me No.41318968 > 7 years old, broke family, no tree this Christmas > sad.jpg > neighbor sees me looking at their big, shiny tree through the window > next day, they leave a small potted tree on our porch with a note: > "Everyone deserves some Christmas magic" > decorate it with paper stars and popcorn strings > best Christmas ever

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Anon sleeps through catastrophe | /r/Greentext

File: images_22.jpg (9 KB, 224x186) narrator: but it was all problemo >drift in and out of consciousness My aunt almost died and it might be my fault Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)20:00:30 No. 79630979 >Be me >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related
File: images_22.jpg (9 KB, 224x186) narrator: but it was all problemo >drift in and out of consciousness My aunt almost died and it might be my fault Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)20:00:30 No. 79630979 >Be me >Live with my aunt and uncle while I save up for an apartment >We all work at the same company so I carpool with my aunt to work >Aunt is diabetic, has blood sugar problems regularly, but still works full shifts regardless >Holidays have brought 40+hour workweeks for the past month >i Work nonstop >Get sick >Home bedridden for the past 2 days >horking up mucus, coughing, the works >I'm a foodservice worker so I can't go into work anyway even if I ignore the symptoms >Fall into dead sleep watching YouTube last night >think I hear my phone ringing, but I black out and ignore it >Woken up by my phone ringing again at 9:30 this morning >It's my grandmother >She asks me if I'm ok >I ask why she asks >My aunt was getting ready to go to work this morning while I was asleep >She had a heart attack mere feet below my room >She called a hospital and took an ambulance and I was asleep the whole time >She's stable but has to stay at hospital for next few days >pic related

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