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: Anonymous 209 KB PNG 12/03/24(Tue)09:01:52 No.79642453 >be me, 23, neet >discovered that not washing after cooming hits different >started letting it dry in boxers >after few weeks thick yellow crust forms in pubic hair >basically permanent state of sticky balls >notice the funk when I move around >smells like old cheese and puke >mfw realize I can smell myself through jeans >whatever.jpg >go to grocery store >cute cashier keeps sniffing and looking my direction >she's actually paying attention to me >h-------- my natural male musk is working >next few trips she always seems to be there >notice her leaning closer when I check out >starts happening with other females too >they can smell my fat d--- >some normies give me weird looks but f--- them >jfc the smell is getting stronger >pretty sure that cute cashier wants me >she covered her nose today but kept looking >definitely into me

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)17:30:56 No.696094373 1.09 MB JPG >this will increase our sale revenue
pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
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