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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:46:16 No.854184920 >Watching a TV show >Characters start singing >Turn off the show and never watch it again 65 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:47:33 No.854185023 >>854184920 (OP) # >watching a tv show >character is a n----- >turn off the show and never watch it again : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:48:26 No.854185083 >>854184920 (OP) # >watching a tv show >woman is driving >turn off the show and never watch it again : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:50:17 No.854185205 >>854186385 # : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:51:57 No.854185305 >>854184920 (OP) # >Watching a TV show >Character starts crying >Turn off the show and never watch it again
: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:46:16 No.854184920 >Watching a TV show >Characters start singing >Turn off the show and never watch it again 65 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:47:33 No.854185023 >>854184920 (OP) # >watching a tv show >character is a n----- >turn off the show and never watch it again : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:48:26 No.854185083 >>854184920 (OP) # >watching a tv show >woman is driving >turn off the show and never watch it again : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:50:17 No.854185205 >>854186385 # : Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)16:51:57 No.854185305 >>854184920 (OP) # >Watching a TV show >Character starts crying >Turn off the show and never watch it again

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Anon Tries to Get a Better Look | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)10:49:47 No.64579795 >get new mirror on inside of door >Checking myself out all nakey in new mirror > Look at a------ >A------ is all red >Spread cheeks and bend over to get 373 KB PNG better look at red a------ >Mom opens door suddenly >Sees me bent over spreading and flexing my a------ >"Sorry" closes door What do I do now
: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)10:49:47 No.64579795 >get new mirror on inside of door >Checking myself out all nakey in new mirror > Look at a------ >A------ is all red >Spread cheeks and bend over to get 373 KB PNG better look at red a------ >Mom opens door suddenly >Sees me bent over spreading and flexing my a------ >"Sorry" closes door What do I do now

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Anon has a waifu | /r/Greentext

>3 years ago >23 and kissless virgin >realise that l'Il only have love for 2d >pick a waifu out >look at myself in the mirror and think of how disgusting I look and 215 KB JPG theirs no way she'd ever love a fat pos like me >spend a year getting /fit/ for an imaginary girl >get to a point where I actually find myself attractive enough to be with her >start getting real female attention >if they didn't want me then I don't want them now 2d is love 2d is life. you don't need 3d women anons just a waifu for life
>3 years ago >23 and kissless virgin >realise that l'Il only have love for 2d >pick a waifu out >look at myself in the mirror and think of how disgusting I look and 215 KB JPG theirs no way she'd ever love a fat pos like me >spend a year getting /fit/ for an imaginary girl >get to a point where I actually find myself attractive enough to be with her >start getting real female attention >if they didn't want me then I don't want them now 2d is love 2d is life. you don't need 3d women anons just a waifu for life

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The duality of anon | /r/Greentext

File: 8f4.jpg (80 KB, 1387x702) O Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)17:23:17 No.64590757 [Reply] ► 2264590 Anons, describe your ideal gf Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)17:24:38 No.64590768 >>64590799 >>64590757 (OP) I'll start >not fat >not black >doesn't bust my balls That's it O Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)17:26:24 No.64590787 >loves me >has a penis
File: 8f4.jpg (80 KB, 1387x702) O Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)17:23:17 No.64590757 [Reply] ► 2264590 Anons, describe your ideal gf Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)17:24:38 No.64590768 >>64590799 >>64590757 (OP) I'll start >not fat >not black >doesn't bust my balls That's it O Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)17:26:24 No.64590787 >loves me >has a penis

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Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/18/17(Tue)01:27:45 No.374220468 374220802 374220805 2374220826 22374224858 2374225043 22374225148 2374225542 22374225820 >have 13 year old sister >she's a stacy level normalfag >only game she plays is Skyrim >never see her play because of work >assume she has an OP level 80 character >today >at home because my work contract expired last week >she comes into my room and asks if she can play >load the game up for her >look through her character sheet and inventory >notice her character is s--- >level 6 with a a basic steel sword >her only good skill is sneak >also notice her inventory is filled with generic clothes, rings and necklaces >she hasn't even started the main quest >the only thing of note is that her character is a vampire >ask her w-- she's been doing this entire time >doesn't respond, looks through her book bag instead >pulls out her laptop >opens a word document >ok anon, name a city in skyrim >uh, Riverwood >anon, that's not a city, but okay. >she fast travels into Riverwood >first NPC she runs into is Sigrid >she'll make a nice target >what? >this is what I do anon, I kill people in this game >for the next 2 hours she stalks Sigrid from the shadows >she's constantly typing notes in her laptop. >She writes down where Sigrid is at a given time, she writes down who she talks to, what she talks about, and what chores she does >eventually she predicts a time and location where Sigrid will be isolated >tells me ever other day at dawn Sigrid treks to the village outskirts to collect water >her schedule for collecting water happens to overlap with a guard change so Sigrid will be alone >Sigrid shows up as expected >sister sneaks up behind her, waits an agonizing minute, and then kills her >loots Sigrid and takes her cloak >dumps Sigrids corpse into the river >watch as Sigrid's body floats away >mfw I realize those generic garments and jewelery pieces in her inventory are mementos of her victims Jesus Christ, what the f---? Is my little sister going to be a serial killer when she grows up?
O Anonymous 04/18/17(Tue)01:27:45 No.374220468 374220802 374220805 2374220826 22374224858 2374225043 22374225148 2374225542 22374225820 >have 13 year old sister >she's a stacy level normalfag >only game she plays is Skyrim >never see her play because of work >assume she has an OP level 80 character >today >at home because my work contract expired last week >she comes into my room and asks if she can play >load the game up for her >look through her character sheet and inventory >notice her character is s--- >level 6 with a a basic steel sword >her only good skill is sneak >also notice her inventory is filled with generic clothes, rings and necklaces >she hasn't even started the main quest >the only thing of note is that her character is a vampire >ask her w-- she's been doing this entire time >doesn't respond, looks through her book bag instead >pulls out her laptop >opens a word document >ok anon, name a city in skyrim >uh, Riverwood >anon, that's not a city, but okay. >she fast travels into Riverwood >first NPC she runs into is Sigrid >she'll make a nice target >what? >this is what I do anon, I kill people in this game >for the next 2 hours she stalks Sigrid from the shadows >she's constantly typing notes in her laptop. >She writes down where Sigrid is at a given time, she writes down who she talks to, what she talks about, and what chores she does >eventually she predicts a time and location where Sigrid will be isolated >tells me ever other day at dawn Sigrid treks to the village outskirts to collect water >her schedule for collecting water happens to overlap with a guard change so Sigrid will be alone >Sigrid shows up as expected >sister sneaks up behind her, waits an agonizing minute, and then kills her >loots Sigrid and takes her cloak >dumps Sigrids corpse into the river >watch as Sigrid's body floats away >mfw I realize those generic garments and jewelery pieces in her inventory are mementos of her victims Jesus Christ, what the f---? Is my little sister going to be a serial killer when she grows up?

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Anon has places to be | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)02:18:37 No.858708637 Short storytime. >Be me at time, 21 year old at community college >Slow time of day, about to swap one building to the next through the courtyard from 58 KB JPG >Only 1 other guy in the whole courtyard, he's looking around as if to make sure no one is watching >Decide not to step outside, see what he does >Kid Naruto runs across the entire courtyard to get from one building to the next Mfw : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)02:21:49 No.858708792 >>858708637 (OP)# That man probably f----- every woman on campus, that's why he running as fast as possible Naruto style. Believe it f-----. >>858709006 #
: Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)02:18:37 No.858708637 Short storytime. >Be me at time, 21 year old at community college >Slow time of day, about to swap one building to the next through the courtyard from 58 KB JPG >Only 1 other guy in the whole courtyard, he's looking around as if to make sure no one is watching >Decide not to step outside, see what he does >Kid Naruto runs across the entire courtyard to get from one building to the next Mfw : Anonymous 07/10/21(Sat)02:21:49 No.858708792 >>858708637 (OP)# That man probably f----- every woman on campus, that's why he running as fast as possible Naruto style. Believe it f-----. >>858709006 #

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Anon learns to hate his heritage | /r/Greentext

File: mfw _pepe.jpg (41 KB, 736x627) O What is wrong with Norwegian women? Anonymous (ID: K25ZvqKO) 07/15/21(Thu)15:11:28 No.330121524 [Reply] >>330121743 >>330122549 >>330123308 >Be me, American college student on exchange program to Norway >Ethnically Norwegian >Walking around campus >Norwegian girl with big bubble butt puts her hand on my shoulder and starts talking Norwegian to me >Tell her I don't speak Norwegian >She says "Oh, sorry you look very Norwegian" >I tell her I am Norwegian I'm just not from Norway >She says "No, you are American" >l didn't even tell her I was American I guess it was just obvious once I started speaking >I say I can't be ethnically American so I must be Norwegian >She leaves >mfw I would have gotten laid if I spoke Norwegian >mfw I wish my ancestors never left Norway
File: mfw _pepe.jpg (41 KB, 736x627) O What is wrong with Norwegian women? Anonymous (ID: K25ZvqKO) 07/15/21(Thu)15:11:28 No.330121524 [Reply] >>330121743 >>330122549 >>330123308 >Be me, American college student on exchange program to Norway >Ethnically Norwegian >Walking around campus >Norwegian girl with big bubble butt puts her hand on my shoulder and starts talking Norwegian to me >Tell her I don't speak Norwegian >She says "Oh, sorry you look very Norwegian" >I tell her I am Norwegian I'm just not from Norway >She says "No, you are American" >l didn't even tell her I was American I guess it was just obvious once I started speaking >I say I can't be ethnically American so I must be Norwegian >She leaves >mfw I would have gotten laid if I spoke Norwegian >mfw I wish my ancestors never left Norway

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Anon has been bamboozled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)12:25:10 No.64588901 >start hanging out with this girl from work occasionally >shes always asked me to hang out, ive never asked her God gives hissiliest battles to his funniest clowns >shes pretty flirty, at least playful, willing to be goofy/touchy with me >talking to some dude I work with >he mentions that her boyfriend came into our work 141 KB JPG today >shes never once mentioned the fact that she has a boyfriend to me Am I being taken for a ride? Would a girl immediately mention her boyfriend to someone she had no interest in?
: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)12:25:10 No.64588901 >start hanging out with this girl from work occasionally >shes always asked me to hang out, ive never asked her God gives hissiliest battles to his funniest clowns >shes pretty flirty, at least playful, willing to be goofy/touchy with me >talking to some dude I work with >he mentions that her boyfriend came into our work 141 KB JPG today >shes never once mentioned the fact that she has a boyfriend to me Am I being taken for a ride? Would a girl immediately mention her boyfriend to someone she had no interest in?

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Leaderboard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)19:58:26 No.62359221 >gym owner pulls me aside >tells me i'm definitely in the top 3 of his ugliest members >ask him which of the 3 1 am >he just laughs and slaps my back, winking 75 KB PNG
: Anonymous 06/30/21(Wed)19:58:26 No.62359221 >gym owner pulls me aside >tells me i'm definitely in the top 3 of his ugliest members >ask him which of the 3 1 am >he just laughs and slaps my back, winking 75 KB PNG

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Anon questions Freud | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)14:01:50 No.18657499 >All little boys want to get f----- by their mothers, because I say so. >All little girls want to have d---- to f--- their fathers with, because I say so. >Babies get sexually aroused by sucking on their Mom's t--- and s------- in their diapers, because I say so. >But me inserting a big brown d--- into my mouth every waking hour of my life means nothing, because I say 270 KB JPG so. Why did anyone ever take this old pervert seriously?
: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)14:01:50 No.18657499 >All little boys want to get f----- by their mothers, because I say so. >All little girls want to have d---- to f--- their fathers with, because I say so. >Babies get sexually aroused by sucking on their Mom's t--- and s------- in their diapers, because I say so. >But me inserting a big brown d--- into my mouth every waking hour of my life means nothing, because I say 270 KB JPG so. Why did anyone ever take this old pervert seriously?

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Anon is a nihilist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)17:27:40 No.859066933 >be me >egoistic nihilist >have a tomboy gf who loves me and tries her best to make me feel good >is also a huge attention seeker and a wannabe comedian >annoys the s--- out of me 90% of the time 608 KB PNG >i still love her despite this >i decide to get to know a girl in my class that turns out to be very simillar to me (quiet, collected, likes to talk about life, has the same sense of humor as i do) >she's also a cute aspie >we meet 1 on 1 a couple of times >clearly like each other >i have no idea what i'm supposed to do >stick to my annoying gf simply because i can't let her go >or leave her for the new girl that i think i could be happy with, but i don't know if she's interested in me on that level 38 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)20:42:42 No.859077027 >>859075799 # Well, he is being a f-----. In trying to juggle both, both will drop him. Just break it off with tomboy and go with quiet girl
: Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)17:27:40 No.859066933 >be me >egoistic nihilist >have a tomboy gf who loves me and tries her best to make me feel good >is also a huge attention seeker and a wannabe comedian >annoys the s--- out of me 90% of the time 608 KB PNG >i still love her despite this >i decide to get to know a girl in my class that turns out to be very simillar to me (quiet, collected, likes to talk about life, has the same sense of humor as i do) >she's also a cute aspie >we meet 1 on 1 a couple of times >clearly like each other >i have no idea what i'm supposed to do >stick to my annoying gf simply because i can't let her go >or leave her for the new girl that i think i could be happy with, but i don't know if she's interested in me on that level 38 Replies / 5 Images View Thread : Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)20:42:42 No.859077027 >>859075799 # Well, he is being a f-----. In trying to juggle both, both will drop him. Just break it off with tomboy and go with quiet girl

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Anon gets his computer back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)23:24:16 No.64586847 File: 1626047117977.gif (1.05 MB, 358x390) >teen, masturbating to p--- >take a break to take a piss >come back, laptop is gone off my bed >parent's door is closed >go in their room, mom is asleep >wake her up, ask her where my laptop is >she says she took it >ask her why >she launches into an angry rant about how I was looking at nasty s--- >was a teenage virgin female looking at a man masturbating lol >asked her if she'd prefer me to have casual sex >she actually says "you're JUST TRYING TO SHOCK ME!"" >say some s--- about how she needs to just give me my laptop back if she can't have a mature conversation about this and that I want to masturbate >she gives it back >holyshitlcan'tbelievethatworked.gif >go back to my bedroom with my laptop 27 years old now and have a great relationship with my mom. I think she was just butthurt and shocked I had p--- on my laptop. I recommend going full brazen mode it works very often. I use it a lot
Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)23:24:16 No.64586847 File: 1626047117977.gif (1.05 MB, 358x390) >teen, masturbating to p--- >take a break to take a piss >come back, laptop is gone off my bed >parent's door is closed >go in their room, mom is asleep >wake her up, ask her where my laptop is >she says she took it >ask her why >she launches into an angry rant about how I was looking at nasty s--- >was a teenage virgin female looking at a man masturbating lol >asked her if she'd prefer me to have casual sex >she actually says "you're JUST TRYING TO SHOCK ME!"" >say some s--- about how she needs to just give me my laptop back if she can't have a mature conversation about this and that I want to masturbate >she gives it back >holyshitlcan'tbelievethatworked.gif >go back to my bedroom with my laptop 27 years old now and have a great relationship with my mom. I think she was just butthurt and shocked I had p--- on my laptop. I recommend going full brazen mode it works very often. I use it a lot

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Anon buys a car | /r/Greentext

File: 1590208247195.jpg (271 KB, 930x861) O Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)22:00:11 No.24359092 >>24359120 >go to look at a used car >seller is an old guy >he doesn't stop talking as soon as i approach him >agree to buy car >he now messages me every day randomly WAT DO Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)22:03:28 No.24359117 >> Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)22:03:54 No.24359120 >>24359092 (OP) Suck him off behind the lowes, it's all he wants WOJAK
File: 1590208247195.jpg (271 KB, 930x861) O Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)22:00:11 No.24359092 >>24359120 >go to look at a used car >seller is an old guy >he doesn't stop talking as soon as i approach him >agree to buy car >he now messages me every day randomly WAT DO Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)22:03:28 No.24359117 >> Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)22:03:54 No.24359120 >>24359092 (OP) Suck him off behind the lowes, it's all he wants WOJAK

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>be me, muslimfag on a plane >passenger chad says allah doesn't exist,I say he does >chad bets me $10 I cant prove it >hijack the plane by threatening the pilot with a boxcutter >fly plane around in most heavily 139 KB PNG defended airspace in the world for a while >system has never failed to intercept a flight >thanks to allah most amerifag fighter jets are away on a war games exercise >the rest don't intercept me because today they're running an exercise where planes get hijacked and flown into buildings and their radar screens are full of fake blips >amerifag vice president changed the protocol 3 months prior so he has to personally approve interceptions for the first time ever >allah allows passengers to make cell phone calls despite being 3 times higher than cell tower range and going too fast to connect >fly plane smoothly at 586mph, almost 50% faster than max speed of 400mph where the wings should start to rip off >4 generals responsible for worst defence failure in history all to be given promotions >chad still not convinced of allah's power >fly plane into tower, fuel pours down elevator shaft, gets out, enters another elevator shaft and continues down causing explosions all the way to the basement and making building collapse and disintegrate at free fall speed, setting fire to another skyscraper containing CIA and DOD offices which also collapses at free fall speed and melts steel which stays molten months after collapse, destroys indestructible black box of plane >mfw my passport flies out the window and lands face up on the sidewalk unscathed >mfw chad owes me $10
>be me, muslimfag on a plane >passenger chad says allah doesn't exist,I say he does >chad bets me $10 I cant prove it >hijack the plane by threatening the pilot with a boxcutter >fly plane around in most heavily 139 KB PNG defended airspace in the world for a while >system has never failed to intercept a flight >thanks to allah most amerifag fighter jets are away on a war games exercise >the rest don't intercept me because today they're running an exercise where planes get hijacked and flown into buildings and their radar screens are full of fake blips >amerifag vice president changed the protocol 3 months prior so he has to personally approve interceptions for the first time ever >allah allows passengers to make cell phone calls despite being 3 times higher than cell tower range and going too fast to connect >fly plane smoothly at 586mph, almost 50% faster than max speed of 400mph where the wings should start to rip off >4 generals responsible for worst defence failure in history all to be given promotions >chad still not convinced of allah's power >fly plane into tower, fuel pours down elevator shaft, gets out, enters another elevator shaft and continues down causing explosions all the way to the basement and making building collapse and disintegrate at free fall speed, setting fire to another skyscraper containing CIA and DOD offices which also collapses at free fall speed and melts steel which stays molten months after collapse, destroys indestructible black box of plane >mfw my passport flies out the window and lands face up on the sidewalk unscathed >mfw chad owes me $10

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anon drinks milk | /r/Greentext

File: buller.png (142 KB, 550x573) bruh moment Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)14:11:30 No.2165764 >2165771 >be me >9yo >go to grandparents' house in countryside >drink a lot of milk >happy.jpg >ff to today >remember the good old days >remember the village >remember drinking milk >suddenly remember that there were only bulls in the village >mfw Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)14:33:25 No.2165771 >>2165764 (OP) Based bull c-- drinker
File: buller.png (142 KB, 550x573) bruh moment Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)14:11:30 No.2165764 >2165771 >be me >9yo >go to grandparents' house in countryside >drink a lot of milk >happy.jpg >ff to today >remember the good old days >remember the village >remember drinking milk >suddenly remember that there were only bulls in the village >mfw Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)14:33:25 No.2165771 >>2165764 (OP) Based bull c-- drinker

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Anon is a good person | /r/Greentext

File: 1387332734498.jpg-(6 KB, 246x205, images (6).jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)19:12:14 UTC-7 No.521945124 Replies: >>521946629 >>521946884 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving [Autism Intensifies] >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee." >Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >l offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >ls about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad.?" >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling."
File: 1387332734498.jpg-(6 KB, 246x205, images (6).jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)19:12:14 UTC-7 No.521945124 Replies: >>521946629 >>521946884 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving [Autism Intensifies] >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee." >Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >l offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >ls about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad.?" >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling."

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Anon is a weirdo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)07:01:02 No.85910167o >"fat people shouldn't be allowed to have children" >"anon w--?!" >everyone leaves I thought that was common 23 KB JPG sense
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