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![File: mfw _pepe.jpg (41 KB, 736x627) O What is wrong with Norwegian women? Anonymous (ID: K25ZvqKO) 07/15/21(Thu)15:11:28 No.330121524 [Reply] >>330121743 >>330122549 >>330123308 >Be me, American college student on exchange program to Norway >Ethnically Norwegian >Walking around campus >Norwegian girl with big bubble butt puts her hand on my shoulder and starts talking Norwegian to me >Tell her I don't speak Norwegian >She says "Oh, sorry you look very Norwegian" >I tell her I am Norwegian I'm just not from Norway >She says "No, you are American" >l didn't even tell her I was American I guess it was just obvious once I started speaking >I say I can't be ethnically American so I must be Norwegian >She leaves >mfw I would have gotten laid if I spoke Norwegian >mfw I wish my ancestors never left Norway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/149/785/e4c.jpg "Anon learns to hate his heritage | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1387332734498.jpg-(6 KB, 246x205, images (6).jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)19:12:14 UTC-7 No.521945124 Replies: >>521946629 >>521946884 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving [Autism Intensifies] >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee." >Soundsgood.jpeg >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >l offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >ls about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad.?" >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/149/577/a76.png "Anon is a good person | /r/Greentext")
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