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Anon dates a quirky horse girl | /r/Greentext

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anon on incel logic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)10:01:56 >rejects the ugly girl who tried to befriend you >only have eyes for women out of your league >asks out dozens of stacies >gets rejected every single time >"wahhhh I'm a forever alone incel because women are shallow w-----" >you 2 Replies No.70877104 View Thread

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 11/06/22(Sun)10:01:56 >rejects the ugly girl who tried to befriend you >only have eyes for women out of your league >asks out dozens of stacies >gets rejected every single time >"wahhhh I'm a forever alone incel because women are shallow w-----" >you 2 Replies No.70877104 View Thread

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Anon is a coder | /r/Greentext

Le greentext be me dont know how to code just copy paste make this greentext coding machine copy text from that right box paste it using inspect element in firefox win win genius status achieved oh you want lots of replies? just do it below hehe it randomly generates higher numbers nothing personal kids >OP 888562751 >>123456789 888563000 888563261 888563633 888563624 888563710 888563046 888563814 888563535 888563926 888563749 888563269 Clear >be me >dont know how to code >just copy paste >make this greentext coding machine >copy text from that right box >paste it using inspect element in firefox >win win <span class="quote">>be me</span> <br> <span class="quote">>dont know how to code</span> >genius status achieved >oh you want lots of replies? >just do it below hehe >it randomly generates higher numbers >nothing personal kids <br> <span class="quote">&gt just copy paste</span> <br> <span class="quote">>make this greentext coding machine</span> <br> <span class="quote">>copy text from that right box</span> Copy <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563261</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563633</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563624</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563710</a> </span> Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)20:04:19 No.888563626 >>888563261 >>888563633 >>888563624 >>888563710 >>888563046 >>888563814 >>888563535 >>888563926 >>888563749 >>888563269 X Copy

Le greentext be me dont know how to code just copy paste make this greentext coding machine copy text from that right box paste it using inspect element in firefox win win genius status achieved oh you want lots of replies? just do it below hehe it randomly generates higher numbers nothing personal kids >OP 888562751 >>123456789 888563000 888563261 888563633 888563624 888563710 888563046 888563814 888563535 888563926 888563749 888563269 Clear >be me >dont know how to code >just copy paste >make this greentext coding machine >copy text from that right box >paste it using inspect element in firefox >win win <span class="quote">>be me</span> <br> <span class="quote">>dont know how to code</span> >genius status achieved >oh you want lots of replies? >just do it below hehe >it randomly generates higher numbers >nothing personal kids <br> <span class="quote">&gt just copy paste</span> <br> <span class="quote">>make this greentext coding machine</span> <br> <span class="quote">>copy text from that right box</span> Copy <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563261</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563633</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563624</a> </span> <span><a href="#p888562751" class="quotelink">>>888563710</a> </span> Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)20:04:19 No.888563626 >>888563261 >>888563633 >>888563624 >>888563710 >>888563046 >>888563814 >>888563535 >>888563926 >>888563749 >>888563269 X Copy

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 329 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

Anonymous 329 KB PNG 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

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Anon is poor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB PNG my mum. >No schools. 12/02/18(Sun)07:06:57 No.49618569 >Be me >9 >Really poor area, always hot, never rains. My dad is gone (obviously). >My mum uses what little money we have to make me tendies. I love >One day, a group of new faces show up. They're from the big city, and are doing an outreach program for deprived children without access to education. >Two guys: one is really religious, must've been a professor, and the other one is young - an undergraduate. There's also a girl there. Upon reflection, I think I said something really autistic to her. >They see that I like to tinker with electronics (computers and s---), and offer to take me to the city so I can be educated. >Accept. Will miss my tendies. >Religious nut gives me a blood test (in case I'm carrying diseases not endemic to the big city, I assume). >Go to the city. >I never see the religious nut again, but the undergrad f----- sticks with me so I can adjust. -FF 9 years. Me and the then undergrad f----- are best mates. He's the teacher of my course now. He says he's going to introduce me to a mate. It's that gril from 9 years ago. Holy f--- she's a 10/10 qt 3.14 Sperg out. Somehow she asks me to take her home. See ya later virgins. Spend more and more time with her. -I f------ love this girl. -FF 2 months. Haven't seen my mum for 9 years. Take GF with me to meet her. She's been kidnapped. Later find out she was r---- repeatedly and killed "ucking sand n------). Anonymous -This kinda shook me up. We had to bury her urselves because I'm a broke student who can't fford a funeral. This shook me up: thenceforth I was an edgy m-----------. I was grief stricken. No more tendies. FF 3 years. Going for masters. Me and gril are still together. Me and the teacher are still best bros. Small side note, throughout this entire greentext, mere'd been another authority figure: an old man. robably a professor. I got on really well with him, nd was almost a father figure to me. 1/2 12/02/18(Sun)07:07:17 No. 49618575 12 ather figure had amassed a lot of power, which host certainly helped with my masters. -One day, go to see the father figure in his office. There's some nog pointing a weapon square at ather figure's face, who was cowering in the comer of his office. -Approach nog. Trying to convince him otherwise. -Doesn't kill me for some reason. -Personal vendetta against father figure. I see this is going nowhere. Before nog can kill father figure, I disarm him, then ve kill the f-----. I stop and consider the fact that I have just killed omeone. I'm on my knees, father figure is stood up, he's isibly different. -He begins to speak: "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader"

Anonymous 37 KB PNG my mum. >No schools. 12/02/18(Sun)07:06:57 No.49618569 >Be me >9 >Really poor area, always hot, never rains. My dad is gone (obviously). >My mum uses what little money we have to make me tendies. I love >One day, a group of new faces show up. They're from the big city, and are doing an outreach program for deprived children without access to education. >Two guys: one is really religious, must've been a professor, and the other one is young - an undergraduate. There's also a girl there. Upon reflection, I think I said something really autistic to her. >They see that I like to tinker with electronics (computers and s---), and offer to take me to the city so I can be educated. >Accept. Will miss my tendies. >Religious nut gives me a blood test (in case I'm carrying diseases not endemic to the big city, I assume). >Go to the city. >I never see the religious nut again, but the undergrad f----- sticks with me so I can adjust. -FF 9 years. Me and the then undergrad f----- are best mates. He's the teacher of my course now. He says he's going to introduce me to a mate. It's that gril from 9 years ago. Holy f--- she's a 10/10 qt 3.14 Sperg out. Somehow she asks me to take her home. See ya later virgins. Spend more and more time with her. -I f------ love this girl. -FF 2 months. Haven't seen my mum for 9 years. Take GF with me to meet her. She's been kidnapped. Later find out she was r---- repeatedly and killed "ucking sand n------). Anonymous -This kinda shook me up. We had to bury her urselves because I'm a broke student who can't fford a funeral. This shook me up: thenceforth I was an edgy m-----------. I was grief stricken. No more tendies. FF 3 years. Going for masters. Me and gril are still together. Me and the teacher are still best bros. Small side note, throughout this entire greentext, mere'd been another authority figure: an old man. robably a professor. I got on really well with him, nd was almost a father figure to me. 1/2 12/02/18(Sun)07:07:17 No. 49618575 12 ather figure had amassed a lot of power, which host certainly helped with my masters. -One day, go to see the father figure in his office. There's some nog pointing a weapon square at ather figure's face, who was cowering in the comer of his office. -Approach nog. Trying to convince him otherwise. -Doesn't kill me for some reason. -Personal vendetta against father figure. I see this is going nowhere. Before nog can kill father figure, I disarm him, then ve kill the f-----. I stop and consider the fact that I have just killed omeone. I'm on my knees, father figure is stood up, he's isibly different. -He begins to speak: "Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader"

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Anon explains | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class

: Anonymous 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class

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Anon witnesses a crime in London | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:47:16 No.888544645 >>888544736 >>888545513 >>888547715 >>888548763 >>888548888 >>888549273 >>888549763 >>888544334 (OP) >be me >standing outside london tube station holding my phone in my right hand >eating an ice cream too, it's in my left hand >yummy chocolate chips >waiting.. >*lick* >waiting..... >hear scooter noise rewing up to my right side >here we go >person of ginger anagram ethnicity snatches my phone >me grinning >put on my matte black custom made sunglasses >a girl with big boobs and blonde hair rushes over and asks me if i'm ok >grab my other phone out my pocket >open my custom made app >click activate_spike.exe >litihum battery in the stolen phone is pierced by the custom made carbon fibre spike i attached to it >the scooter and occupants explode as they try to escape >a trail of smoke lit up by my custom made RGB LED lighting system floats down the road >turn to look at miss clingy b------- >tell her i already have a girl friend >she looks confused, suprised by getting rejected i guess >walk off to the police station with my ice cream >report the entire incident to them >they thank me and promise to give her a warning for harrassing me >2 weeks later >recieve a letter in the mail with an apology and a 6 month membership runescape gift card >exhale air out of my nose when i recognise the irony >those scooter boys tried to run and escape Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:50:42 No.888544736 ► >>888544778 >>888544645 I was there, I saw this happen, when the gingers exploded everyone clapped.

Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:47:16 No.888544645 >>888544736 >>888545513 >>888547715 >>888548763 >>888548888 >>888549273 >>888549763 >>888544334 (OP) >be me >standing outside london tube station holding my phone in my right hand >eating an ice cream too, it's in my left hand >yummy chocolate chips >waiting.. >*lick* >waiting..... >hear scooter noise rewing up to my right side >here we go >person of ginger anagram ethnicity snatches my phone >me grinning >put on my matte black custom made sunglasses >a girl with big boobs and blonde hair rushes over and asks me if i'm ok >grab my other phone out my pocket >open my custom made app >click activate_spike.exe >litihum battery in the stolen phone is pierced by the custom made carbon fibre spike i attached to it >the scooter and occupants explode as they try to escape >a trail of smoke lit up by my custom made RGB LED lighting system floats down the road >turn to look at miss clingy b------- >tell her i already have a girl friend >she looks confused, suprised by getting rejected i guess >walk off to the police station with my ice cream >report the entire incident to them >they thank me and promise to give her a warning for harrassing me >2 weeks later >recieve a letter in the mail with an apology and a 6 month membership runescape gift card >exhale air out of my nose when i recognise the irony >those scooter boys tried to run and escape Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)11:50:42 No.888544736 ► >>888544778 >>888544645 I was there, I saw this happen, when the gingers exploded everyone clapped.

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anon doesn’t believe in electricity | /r/Greentext

$Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)12:08:30 No.89601454 再油 search 320708.jpg 287 KB JPG 護頭護(\ >750,000 volts are totally dangerous and deadly, trust me bro$

$Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)12:08:30 No.89601454 再油 search 320708.jpg 287 KB JPG 護頭護(\ >750,000 volts are totally dangerous and deadly, trust me bro$

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Anon has relationship troubles | /r/Greentext

File 1289007277.png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 * Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Girl ive been crushing on for years * Shorter than me, adorable in every way * We have sex regularly * Be together for many years * Trust her unconditionally * One day, she sits me down for a talk *Has a sad look on her face * She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back * She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive * We've had sex at least 4 times after * She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me * Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage * Punch her in the face as hard as I can * She falls down * Still p----- off, cant even see straight * Keep punching her as hard as I can Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood *Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch * Keep punching *Leave, her parents come home after * Fast forward a few weeks * She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere * She told her parents a robber came in and did this * She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad *Suddenly feel terrible inside * Go to apologize three weeks later *Ask her sister where she is * Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma * Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late * Get to her room Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No 285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you.

File 1289007277.png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 * Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Girl ive been crushing on for years * Shorter than me, adorable in every way * We have sex regularly * Be together for many years * Trust her unconditionally * One day, she sits me down for a talk *Has a sad look on her face * She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back * She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive * We've had sex at least 4 times after * She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me * Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage * Punch her in the face as hard as I can * She falls down * Still p----- off, cant even see straight * Keep punching her as hard as I can Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood *Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch * Keep punching *Leave, her parents come home after * Fast forward a few weeks * She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere * She told her parents a robber came in and did this * She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad *Suddenly feel terrible inside * Go to apologize three weeks later *Ask her sister where she is * Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma * Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late * Get to her room Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No 285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you.

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Family affair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i got too silly 158 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)04:36:23 No.70864484 >dad >been imprisoned for violent crime several times since adolescence >obvious sociopath >mom >insanely manipulative and delusional evil drama queen >diagnosed bpd >brother >steroid abuser with lots of cosmetic surgery, serial cheater, unironically has a popular tiktok /Instagram, almost got arrested for beating his girlfriend and then blackmailing her into not telling anyone >obvious narcissist >be me >anxious bedroom bound autismo who regularly has mental breakdowns and is addicted to self harm >doctor is suggesting that I have a personality disorder is pushing me to seek therapy who else /mentally ill family/? this extends o : Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)06:10:04 No.70865068 this extends to my extended family too*

: Anonymous i got too silly 158 KB JPG 11/05/22(Sat)04:36:23 No.70864484 >dad >been imprisoned for violent crime several times since adolescence >obvious sociopath >mom >insanely manipulative and delusional evil drama queen >diagnosed bpd >brother >steroid abuser with lots of cosmetic surgery, serial cheater, unironically has a popular tiktok /Instagram, almost got arrested for beating his girlfriend and then blackmailing her into not telling anyone >obvious narcissist >be me >anxious bedroom bound autismo who regularly has mental breakdowns and is addicted to self harm >doctor is suggesting that I have a personality disorder is pushing me to seek therapy who else /mentally ill family/? this extends o : Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)06:10:04 No.70865068 this extends to my extended family too*

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Dental industry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 minutes ago 67997580 1 REPLY Dentists should support Veganism >vegans have bad dental health due to b12 and vitamin A deficiencies >vegans can't digest calcium from plant fibres because they can't ferment it (would require the stomach the size of a cow) >vegans are the biggest consumers of dental products, since they need it to hide their inevitable tooth decay More profit for the dental industry anyone?

Anonymous 17 minutes ago 67997580 1 REPLY Dentists should support Veganism >vegans have bad dental health due to b12 and vitamin A deficiencies >vegans can't digest calcium from plant fibres because they can't ferment it (would require the stomach the size of a cow) >vegans are the biggest consumers of dental products, since they need it to hide their inevitable tooth decay More profit for the dental industry anyone?

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Anon sold his soul to Disney | /r/Greentext

5h (11/5 12:52) 617219129 JPG 17KB (256 × 256) . >oiright bruv toim to make sum new fackin extanded youniverse films >no way this could go wrong innit

5h (11/5 12:52) 617219129 JPG 17KB (256 × 256) . >oiright bruv toim to make sum new fackin extanded youniverse films >no way this could go wrong innit

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/K/ommando provides military advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PEN 02/26/22(Sat)10:18:43 No.65722043 I am a former U.S. Marine. For the defenders of Kiev, here are a few tips 1.) Stay out of the steet. The worst place to be in an urban warfare environment is to be outside. 4.) Doors are called "the fatal funnel." It is human nature to try and enter through a door. Aim all your weapons at the door to maximize the number of kills. 5.) Block the door from the inside with anything you can, furniture, chairs, booby-traps (explosives). The idea is to make the invaders think the door isn't blocked. That way when they try to enter they remain exposed for the longest amount of time possible. 6.) Stairways are another good killing zone. Block stairways with any obstacles you can to slow down invaders. 7.) if you throw grenades downstairs, have your magazine fully topped off and ready. The invaders will most likely run up the stairs to run past the grenade blast. You'll need all the ammo you have to gun as many down as possible. 8.) When possible, cut small holes in the floor into the rooms below to fire into. People breaching rooms will look for threats directly in front of them and usually don't look above or below until last. 9.) Don't sling your weapon around your body. If things go hand-to-hand it will hinder you. 10.) Have a knife, spade, or club close by and readily available. If you have to fight hand-to-hand it's much more handy than a rifle. 11.) Never fire from the same window twice. 12.) Never stick the muzzle of your rifle outside of a window. Don't expose it. 13.) Shoot from deep inside the room out of the window. It will help hide the muzzle flash and reduce the noise making it hard to tell where it came from. 36 KB JPG

Anonymous PEN 02/26/22(Sat)10:18:43 No.65722043 I am a former U.S. Marine. For the defenders of Kiev, here are a few tips 1.) Stay out of the steet. The worst place to be in an urban warfare environment is to be outside. 4.) Doors are called "the fatal funnel." It is human nature to try and enter through a door. Aim all your weapons at the door to maximize the number of kills. 5.) Block the door from the inside with anything you can, furniture, chairs, booby-traps (explosives). The idea is to make the invaders think the door isn't blocked. That way when they try to enter they remain exposed for the longest amount of time possible. 6.) Stairways are another good killing zone. Block stairways with any obstacles you can to slow down invaders. 7.) if you throw grenades downstairs, have your magazine fully topped off and ready. The invaders will most likely run up the stairs to run past the grenade blast. You'll need all the ammo you have to gun as many down as possible. 8.) When possible, cut small holes in the floor into the rooms below to fire into. People breaching rooms will look for threats directly in front of them and usually don't look above or below until last. 9.) Don't sling your weapon around your body. If things go hand-to-hand it will hinder you. 10.) Have a knife, spade, or club close by and readily available. If you have to fight hand-to-hand it's much more handy than a rifle. 11.) Never fire from the same window twice. 12.) Never stick the muzzle of your rifle outside of a window. Don't expose it. 13.) Shoot from deep inside the room out of the window. It will help hide the muzzle flash and reduce the noise making it hard to tell where it came from. 36 KB JPG

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Anon is living it up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Life is good 560 CORRES SASCEAU A ハンバーガーセス 10/27/22(Thu)22:37:10 No.70759886 B 5 Replies / 3 Images B BURGER GER 1658508659658395.png 321 KB PNG ハンバーガーチーズバーガーダブルバーガーホットドック 230 268 350 250 Gonna go eat some tendies and dance naked to my favorite anime OSTs. You should too. That's all folks. View Thread

: Anonymous Life is good 560 CORRES SASCEAU A ハンバーガーセス 10/27/22(Thu)22:37:10 No.70759886 B 5 Replies / 3 Images B BURGER GER 1658508659658395.png 321 KB PNG ハンバーガーチーズバーガーダブルバーガーホットドック 230 268 350 250 Gonna go eat some tendies and dance naked to my favorite anime OSTs. You should too. That's all folks. View Thread

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Anon gets some 'exercise' | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)08:08:23 No.70596491 >masturbate while standing for the first time >sweating like i ran a marathon >both arms and legs completely sore >back hurts like hell >almost collasped from exhaustion doing it >currently typing this out on my phone on my bed still in a pool of sweat and tears after cleaning up I am not ready for sex, h--------. 10/15/22(Sat)08:19:29 No.70596552 : Anonymous >>70596491 (OP) # >OP does some exercise for the first time in 5 years. : Anonymous >>70596491 (OP) # it goes on a diet please continue every day 10/15/22(Sat)08:21:00 No.70596563

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)08:08:23 No.70596491 >masturbate while standing for the first time >sweating like i ran a marathon >both arms and legs completely sore >back hurts like hell >almost collasped from exhaustion doing it >currently typing this out on my phone on my bed still in a pool of sweat and tears after cleaning up I am not ready for sex, h--------. 10/15/22(Sat)08:19:29 No.70596552 : Anonymous >>70596491 (OP) # >OP does some exercise for the first time in 5 years. : Anonymous >>70596491 (OP) # it goes on a diet please continue every day 10/15/22(Sat)08:21:00 No.70596563

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Anon lifts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 142 KB JPG 08/27/20(Thu)19:36:45 No.57156704 So I've been doing a lot of curls trying to get bigger biceps but I started stalling, so lately I've been doing my one rep max for reps. Any other tips to get huge? I only care about biceps. Pic rel. 08/27/20(Thu)19:37:30 No.57156712 >>57156704 (OP) # >I've been doing my one rep max for reps

: Anonymous 28 KB JPG : Anonymous 142 KB JPG 08/27/20(Thu)19:36:45 No.57156704 So I've been doing a lot of curls trying to get bigger biceps but I started stalling, so lately I've been doing my one rep max for reps. Any other tips to get huge? I only care about biceps. Pic rel. 08/27/20(Thu)19:37:30 No.57156712 >>57156704 (OP) # >I've been doing my one rep max for reps

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Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous TDesitin Desitin 154 KB PNG i don't even... >plumber crack >white stuff all in her crack >"why is there white s--- in your crack?" >it's desitin. diaper rash stuff. >she says her ass gets so sweaty that it becomes red and irritated causing it to sweat even more >the desitin stops it from happening : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 11/02/22(Wed)00:52:57 No.68820554 >>68818188 (OP) # >be me >>68820646 # >>68820734 # >>68825433 # : Anonymous >have fatty sister >doing Halloween s--- for kids >she bends over to pick something up 51 KB JPG >>68820554 # Someone probably creampied your sis and she lied about it to her khv brother 11/02/22(Wed)01:04:08 No.68820646 11/02/22(Wed)10:11:54 No.68825433 >>68820554 # >Sister bends over >Stare directly into her crack >Ask her about her crack that youre staring at

Board /fit/ - Fitness : Anonymous TDesitin Desitin 154 KB PNG i don't even... >plumber crack >white stuff all in her crack >"why is there white s--- in your crack?" >it's desitin. diaper rash stuff. >she says her ass gets so sweaty that it becomes red and irritated causing it to sweat even more >the desitin stops it from happening : Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 11/02/22(Wed)00:52:57 No.68820554 >>68818188 (OP) # >be me >>68820646 # >>68820734 # >>68825433 # : Anonymous >have fatty sister >doing Halloween s--- for kids >she bends over to pick something up 51 KB JPG >>68820554 # Someone probably creampied your sis and she lied about it to her khv brother 11/02/22(Wed)01:04:08 No.68820646 11/02/22(Wed)10:11:54 No.68825433 >>68820554 # >Sister bends over >Stare directly into her crack >Ask her about her crack that youre staring at

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Not like the other gingers | /r/Greentext

CHNI KANYEL Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat) 18:45:15 No.888560683 >>888560791 >>888561628 >>888562112 >>888562299 >>888562499 Do you know anyone of ginger anagram ethnicity in real life? What are they like? Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)18:47:42 No.888560791 ► >>888560867 >>888560683 (OP) >meet one at work >not like the others >big into recycling and gardening >smells good >loves s to talk about random stuff >i like listening त्र >hours go by with him nattering >most people at work ignore him >gingers have no soul stereotype >cool dude overall Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)18:49:36 No.888560867 ► >>888561055 >>888561588 >>888560791 no anon, an anagram of ginger.. think about it. >>888560867 Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)19:20:34 No.888561588 ► >>888562162 File: 1645952159825.jpg (37 KB, 500x508) GINGER GINGER

CHNI KANYEL Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat) 18:45:15 No.888560683 >>888560791 >>888561628 >>888562112 >>888562299 >>888562499 Do you know anyone of ginger anagram ethnicity in real life? What are they like? Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)18:47:42 No.888560791 ► >>888560867 >>888560683 (OP) >meet one at work >not like the others >big into recycling and gardening >smells good >loves s to talk about random stuff >i like listening त्र >hours go by with him nattering >most people at work ignore him >gingers have no soul stereotype >cool dude overall Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)18:49:36 No.888560867 ► >>888561055 >>888561588 >>888560791 no anon, an anagram of ginger.. think about it. >>888560867 Anonymous 11/05/22(Sat)19:20:34 No.888561588 ► >>888562162 File: 1645952159825.jpg (37 KB, 500x508) GINGER GINGER

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new razer laptop | /r/Greentext

File: 3screens.jpg (46 KB, 770x433) Anonymous 01/13/17 (Fri)04:33:38 No.58461361 ► >>58461538 >>58461601 >>58461686 >>58461799 >>58462016 >>58462065 >>58462771 >>5846 >sits down in class >folds out screens Anonymous 01/13/17 (Fri)05:06:40 No.58461799 ► >>58461989 >>58462044 >>58462916 >>58463222 >>58465189 >>58467822 >>58468860 >>6 >>58461361 (OP) >sit down with my new razer laptop >fold out screens >boot into gentoo in 10s flat >open up a virtual machine with gpu pass through and win 10 on left screen >"heh just a bit of gaming" >open up a terminal on the center screen real quick >hack the teachers computer and open up the powerpoint slides >students in the room start hiding their laptops in shame >apple f--- start destroying their macbooks >qt next to me gets wet >"a-anon I missed my show last night could I watch it on your laptop" >"heh no problem babe" >put on big bang theory on the right screen >now other girls start mirin from around the class >teacher gets visibly upset more people are looking at my computer than following her boring lecture >I'm playing battlefield one on the left screen >computer starts sounding like a helicopter >battery goes from 100% to 5% in 5 minutes >computer starts shuts down >qt gets up and walks off p----- >everyone in the class starts laughing at me, including the teacher >message on screen before shut down: "nothing personnel... kid"

File: 3screens.jpg (46 KB, 770x433) Anonymous 01/13/17 (Fri)04:33:38 No.58461361 ► >>58461538 >>58461601 >>58461686 >>58461799 >>58462016 >>58462065 >>58462771 >>5846 >sits down in class >folds out screens Anonymous 01/13/17 (Fri)05:06:40 No.58461799 ► >>58461989 >>58462044 >>58462916 >>58463222 >>58465189 >>58467822 >>58468860 >>6 >>58461361 (OP) >sit down with my new razer laptop >fold out screens >boot into gentoo in 10s flat >open up a virtual machine with gpu pass through and win 10 on left screen >"heh just a bit of gaming" >open up a terminal on the center screen real quick >hack the teachers computer and open up the powerpoint slides >students in the room start hiding their laptops in shame >apple f--- start destroying their macbooks >qt next to me gets wet >"a-anon I missed my show last night could I watch it on your laptop" >"heh no problem babe" >put on big bang theory on the right screen >now other girls start mirin from around the class >teacher gets visibly upset more people are looking at my computer than following her boring lecture >I'm playing battlefield one on the left screen >computer starts sounding like a helicopter >battery goes from 100% to 5% in 5 minutes >computer starts shuts down >qt gets up and walks off p----- >everyone in the class starts laughing at me, including the teacher >message on screen before shut down: "nothing personnel... kid"

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Anon has his chains jerked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous EP 05/09/22(Mon)20:10:43 No.68563456 >84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted to discussing cars >based on the way he speaks, he clearly had no idea what a message board was until very recently 117 KB JPG >he shows me some of his post history >he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people reply >he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down, busting a gut with laughter as he reads off some of the replies An 84 year old man is an online troll. I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson. Anonymous >>68563456 (OP) lol sounds like your chain got jerked 05/09/22 (Mon)20:37:06 No.68563759

Anonymous EP 05/09/22(Mon)20:10:43 No.68563456 >84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted to discussing cars >based on the way he speaks, he clearly had no idea what a message board was until very recently 117 KB JPG >he shows me some of his post history >he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people reply >he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down, busting a gut with laughter as he reads off some of the replies An 84 year old man is an online troll. I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson. Anonymous >>68563456 (OP) lol sounds like your chain got jerked 05/09/22 (Mon)20:37:06 No.68563759

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