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Anon tries to achieve immortality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Explain 04/25/21(Sun)08:55:51 No.61138207 >The only way to live longer is to get a low heart rate >The only way to get that is to make your heart beat fast This feels like a joke How does that training to get low 99 KB JPG heart rate not shorten your lifespan There must be some other way to achieve it to LIFEMAXXX : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:00:23 No.61138256 >>61138207 (OP) # You're not good at science/math are you op? >>61138355 #
: Anonymous Explain 04/25/21(Sun)08:55:51 No.61138207 >The only way to live longer is to get a low heart rate >The only way to get that is to make your heart beat fast This feels like a joke How does that training to get low 99 KB JPG heart rate not shorten your lifespan There must be some other way to achieve it to LIFEMAXXX : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:00:23 No.61138256 >>61138207 (OP) # You're not good at science/math are you op? >>61138355 #

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Anon hates reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)12:43:58 No.852935088 >be me >live a s----- experience >come here to make a GT >some m------------ f----- on reddit steals it and spread throughout that f----- infested site why don't these f--- kill themselves? 75 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)12:48:37 No.852935394 >>852935088 (OP) # >calls reddit a f----- infested site >posts on 4chan
: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)12:43:58 No.852935088 >be me >live a s----- experience >come here to make a GT >some m------------ f----- on reddit steals it and spread throughout that f----- infested site why don't these f--- kill themselves? 75 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)12:48:37 No.852935394 >>852935088 (OP) # >calls reddit a f----- infested site >posts on 4chan

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Anon makes marvel movies. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)21:47:00 No.10972479 >Be Me >Make Marvel Movie >Good guys beat the bad guys for the 278th time in a row >Mfw millions of man children consume the Marvel moovie and 33 KB PNG get excited for next Marvel moovie >Repeat until rich
: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)21:47:00 No.10972479 >Be Me >Make Marvel Movie >Good guys beat the bad guys for the 278th time in a row >Mfw millions of man children consume the Marvel moovie and 33 KB PNG get excited for next Marvel moovie >Repeat until rich

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Anon has a secret | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)14:56:24 No.63377146 >Be t----- >Dating a guy for 10 months and don't tell him I'm trans >l'm his first girlfriend >Already talking about getting married and having 16 KB JPG kids with me >Don't plan to tell him ever Am I a bad person? 30 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)14:56:24 No.63377146 >Be t----- >Dating a guy for 10 months and don't tell him I'm trans >l'm his first girlfriend >Already talking about getting married and having 16 KB JPG kids with me >Don't plan to tell him ever Am I a bad person? 30 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon regrets his decision | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:06:43 No.852945614 >be me >12 year old retard >wasn't autistic but was stupid as f--- >for gym every day we had to go outside and run laps on the track outside 8 KB JPG >every day, these two small robins would sit at one corner of the track, get really close to the asphalt, and scream-chirp at anyone who got close >was annoying as f--- >this went on for months >one day, I was absolutely sick of it >started running towards the birds >they started screaming at me >ran directly towards the one closest to the track >directed all the energy in my body to my right leg and kicked the bird with all of my force >completely Messi'd the poor bird >could literally hear the bones cracking as my foot made contact >bird flopped in the air a solid 3 feet before sliding across the asphalt >the second bird flew away immediately >l stared down at the bird's mangled corpse and my bloody shoe >realized what I had done >ran off the track and ignored my teacher screaming at me to come back >went to the bathroom and sobbed and puked on the floor >never saw the second bird again It's been 11 years since that day and it has haunted my life every waking moment. Not a day passes in which I don't think about that poor bird. I have donated $20 out of every paycheck I've gotten to the National Audubon Society (bird charity). I have woken up in pools of my own sweat after having a nightmare about that bird finding me and torturing me. Every day I hope that the second bird isn't rallying an army to find me and do unspeakable things to me
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:06:43 No.852945614 >be me >12 year old retard >wasn't autistic but was stupid as f--- >for gym every day we had to go outside and run laps on the track outside 8 KB JPG >every day, these two small robins would sit at one corner of the track, get really close to the asphalt, and scream-chirp at anyone who got close >was annoying as f--- >this went on for months >one day, I was absolutely sick of it >started running towards the birds >they started screaming at me >ran directly towards the one closest to the track >directed all the energy in my body to my right leg and kicked the bird with all of my force >completely Messi'd the poor bird >could literally hear the bones cracking as my foot made contact >bird flopped in the air a solid 3 feet before sliding across the asphalt >the second bird flew away immediately >l stared down at the bird's mangled corpse and my bloody shoe >realized what I had done >ran off the track and ignored my teacher screaming at me to come back >went to the bathroom and sobbed and puked on the floor >never saw the second bird again It's been 11 years since that day and it has haunted my life every waking moment. Not a day passes in which I don't think about that poor bird. I have donated $20 out of every paycheck I've gotten to the National Audubon Society (bird charity). I have woken up in pools of my own sweat after having a nightmare about that bird finding me and torturing me. Every day I hope that the second bird isn't rallying an army to find me and do unspeakable things to me

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Anon is a school shooter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun) 19:36:58 No.670088283 I used to regularly use classmates as sentry guns in elementary school. The situation basically went like this each time: > Be me in elementary school, circa 1991 > Go to the bathroom during second recess, shortly after lunch ended > Bide my time in a toilet stall > Wait until a line of 3 or more kids are using the urinals > Target the one that just started peeing, less likely chance he'll stop > Run up behind him, simultaneously knee him in the ass and grab him by the shoulders > Kid can't stop peeing > Can control direction of piss stream by moving his shoulders left and right > Use him as a sentry gun to fire piss at other students > Run away when piss stream begins to weaken
: Anonymous 02/21/16(Sun) 19:36:58 No.670088283 I used to regularly use classmates as sentry guns in elementary school. The situation basically went like this each time: > Be me in elementary school, circa 1991 > Go to the bathroom during second recess, shortly after lunch ended > Bide my time in a toilet stall > Wait until a line of 3 or more kids are using the urinals > Target the one that just started peeing, less likely chance he'll stop > Run up behind him, simultaneously knee him in the ass and grab him by the shoulders > Kid can't stop peeing > Can control direction of piss stream by moving his shoulders left and right > Use him as a sentry gun to fire piss at other students > Run away when piss stream begins to weaken

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Anons thoughts on NATO | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:46:01 No.10969884 >NATO got rid of this so Germany could have bananas and Nintendo 2.16 MB WEBM : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:47:35 No.10969891 >Some f--- walking down the street VS >Delicious fruit and bing bing wahoos Yeah l'm thinking NATO was based
: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:46:01 No.10969884 >NATO got rid of this so Germany could have bananas and Nintendo 2.16 MB WEBM : Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:47:35 No.10969891 >Some f--- walking down the street VS >Delicious fruit and bing bing wahoos Yeah l'm thinking NATO was based

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:14:31 No.852933290 >Getting my first job a few years back >Have to go through a physical and a drug test >Get told to piss in a cup 16 KB PNG >Fill the cup This chick looked at me like I was a psychopath. This still keeps me up at night.
: Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)09:14:31 No.852933290 >Getting my first job a few years back >Have to go through a physical and a drug test >Get told to piss in a cup 16 KB PNG >Fill the cup This chick looked at me like I was a psychopath. This still keeps me up at night.

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Anon imagines life on Sodor | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)05:39:08 No.122578592 >There is literally NOTHING stopping the fat controller from sneaking into the engines shed at night and pissing in their faces Being an engine must be hell, bros.
O Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)05:39:08 No.122578592 >There is literally NOTHING stopping the fat controller from sneaking into the engines shed at night and pissing in their faces Being an engine must be hell, bros.

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Very Hot Take | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)13:53:03 No.15997346 >RIGHT >TOPPINGS, ON >CHEESE, NICE AND HOT >LOOK AT THAT MELT, BEAUTIFUL >OH MY GOD 121 KB JPG >NOW THATS, A DAMN GOOD 'ZAH!
: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)13:53:03 No.15997346 >RIGHT >TOPPINGS, ON >CHEESE, NICE AND HOT >LOOK AT THAT MELT, BEAUTIFUL >OH MY GOD 121 KB JPG >NOW THATS, A DAMN GOOD 'ZAH!

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Anon is an artist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)09:41:42 No.849808312 >be me >graduated from prestigious art school >covid so no studio employing me 36 KB JPG >friend suggest I do erotica commission >start off innocent but quickly derails >end up drawing weird degenerate fetish s--- for fat neckbeards >one dude wanted me to draw greta thunbergs feet >send draft >"this is good but can you add sweat on the toes" >reluctantly do it and send it back >"wow so much better but can you add steam coming out of them" >?????? add smoke effects >"perfect just add some stink marks" I don't know how I got here and I don't know how to get out. I need the money but this s--- is sickening : Anonymous 03/17/21 (Wed)09:45:37 No.849808438 >>849808312 (OP) # just turn off your brain and rake in the cash, s---- easy as f--- when you realise you can
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)09:41:42 No.849808312 >be me >graduated from prestigious art school >covid so no studio employing me 36 KB JPG >friend suggest I do erotica commission >start off innocent but quickly derails >end up drawing weird degenerate fetish s--- for fat neckbeards >one dude wanted me to draw greta thunbergs feet >send draft >"this is good but can you add sweat on the toes" >reluctantly do it and send it back >"wow so much better but can you add steam coming out of them" >?????? add smoke effects >"perfect just add some stink marks" I don't know how I got here and I don't know how to get out. I need the money but this s--- is sickening : Anonymous 03/17/21 (Wed)09:45:37 No.849808438 >>849808312 (OP) # just turn off your brain and rake in the cash, s---- easy as f--- when you realise you can

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Anon has sinned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)05:13:32 No.63357780 Forgive me father for i have sinned >Be me, femanon 18 >4Chan degenerate but still manage to keep friends and social life afloat >Humor pretty much broken at this point, only random garbage and 6 KB JPG 4chan ylyl are funny now Enter young cousin, let's call him A >A finally gets a computer at 12 years old >Parents make me add him on discord Whatever.png >This can't be that bad right? >He adds me to his cringey discord server with his adolescent friends >Mfw they literally post facebook minion memes and advice animal memes >Not even the stacie's i hang out with are this bad >Decide i should darken/spice up his humor if he's to survive here >Add him to a server that posts some pretty good shitposts >Some of the memes are pretty racist but i don't think much of it Covid happens, don't talk to him much ffw to beginning of April >My cousin turned into a complete incel Whathaveidone.png >Turned into a complete trumpie at age 12 >Try playing games with him for once, complete degeneracy >Sexist comments towards me, racist s---, the works >Remember my mom told him that his mom voted for Biden >Ask him about that, A goes on a rant about how his mom is a w---- and doesn't deserve to live Thisisbad.png >Mfw my cousin and his friends will probably get worse from now on >Mfw i realized i turned a normal kid into a discord loser >Mfw i realized if he finds /pol/ this degeneracy is going to increase even more I don't know if I should try to fix this or just call it a lost cause and see what happens
: Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)05:13:32 No.63357780 Forgive me father for i have sinned >Be me, femanon 18 >4Chan degenerate but still manage to keep friends and social life afloat >Humor pretty much broken at this point, only random garbage and 6 KB JPG 4chan ylyl are funny now Enter young cousin, let's call him A >A finally gets a computer at 12 years old >Parents make me add him on discord Whatever.png >This can't be that bad right? >He adds me to his cringey discord server with his adolescent friends >Mfw they literally post facebook minion memes and advice animal memes >Not even the stacie's i hang out with are this bad >Decide i should darken/spice up his humor if he's to survive here >Add him to a server that posts some pretty good shitposts >Some of the memes are pretty racist but i don't think much of it Covid happens, don't talk to him much ffw to beginning of April >My cousin turned into a complete incel Whathaveidone.png >Turned into a complete trumpie at age 12 >Try playing games with him for once, complete degeneracy >Sexist comments towards me, racist s---, the works >Remember my mom told him that his mom voted for Biden >Ask him about that, A goes on a rant about how his mom is a w---- and doesn't deserve to live Thisisbad.png >Mfw my cousin and his friends will probably get worse from now on >Mfw i realized i turned a normal kid into a discord loser >Mfw i realized if he finds /pol/ this degeneracy is going to increase even more I don't know if I should try to fix this or just call it a lost cause and see what happens

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Anon let's an 8yrs old drive him home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 795045491 11 min. ago >Be me >Heading home from supermarket >Gonna take a cab because l'm poor >The guy that stops the taxis offers a dude with his own van to take me and my groceries home >"It's a little bit cheaper" >"Ok", because l'm a poor f-- >Get in the van 263.1 kB PNG >No interior panels are installed >There's a kid on the front passanger, and his father is on the driver seat >Loud ass plena music starts playing >The kid hops in his father lap >Father says "Ok, this is Julián and he's 8. He'll be driving today" (The kids name was changed, just in case) >OhFuck.jpeg >15 minute drive >Bites sidewalk a couple of times >Father has to move the steering wheel a couple of times to avoid death >Over all, get home safely mfw a 8 year old kid drove me home mfw it was actually more expensive than a taxi Does this happen in your country? REPLY
Anonymous | 795045491 11 min. ago >Be me >Heading home from supermarket >Gonna take a cab because l'm poor >The guy that stops the taxis offers a dude with his own van to take me and my groceries home >"It's a little bit cheaper" >"Ok", because l'm a poor f-- >Get in the van 263.1 kB PNG >No interior panels are installed >There's a kid on the front passanger, and his father is on the driver seat >Loud ass plena music starts playing >The kid hops in his father lap >Father says "Ok, this is Julián and he's 8. He'll be driving today" (The kids name was changed, just in case) >OhFuck.jpeg >15 minute drive >Bites sidewalk a couple of times >Father has to move the steering wheel a couple of times to avoid death >Over all, get home safely mfw a 8 year old kid drove me home mfw it was actually more expensive than a taxi Does this happen in your country? REPLY

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The old mind fuck | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX . File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we' ve been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months
O Anonymous 10/12/10(Tue)12:31 No.75545XXX . File1286901093.jpg-(48 KB, 678x444, 1233814009623.jpg) >Pretend I'm a girl just to get items >Meet a great girl in the process that convinces me to join her guild >Become best friends >She turns out to be a lesbian >Keep pretending even if it feels wrong >7months of online dating and cybering >She tells me we have to talk >Think she wants to meet IRL and get ready to tell her the horrible truth >She tells me she's really a guy pretending he's a lesbian >My f------ face when we' ve been two guys cybering lesbian sex for 7 months

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anon remebers | /r/Greentext

File: 1DABBE95-5154-4F9C-9018-9(.).jpg (205 KB, 2048x954) O Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)23:25:09 No.852874775 > >>852874950 >be me >wake up late on a Saturday >feeling good >great weather out >decide to take my dog for a walk >temperature is perfect, warm but with a breeze >find a $5 Bill on the sidewalk while I'm walking >put it in my pocket and keep walking >pull out my phone and my headphones to listen to music >phone is 100% charged >put headphones in and pull up my playlist >press shuffle >favorite song is the first song playing >take my dog to dog park >let him run off-leash and sit down on the bench >qt 3.14 sits down next to me >short black hair that curls outwards at the ends >start up conversation and we hit it off >talk about our jobs and turns out she's a police detective >cops are a huge turn on for me >we talk for almost an hour until she has to go >gives me her number and leaves >stay at the park for about 30 minutes until dog walks up to me and lets me know he's ready to go >walk home with the breeze blowing >get inside and the inside of the house is perfectly warm >walk to the kitchen >pull out some pans and s--- and start cooking >decide to cook a steak >listen it some music and cook it >sit down and eat it when it's done >best steak l've eaten in my life >give some of the leftover pieces to my dog (not too much, I care about his health) >dark out now, so head to bed >turn the air on and get the house nice and cool >lay down in the bed and turn on the TV >favorite show immediately comes on >dog comes into my room and curls onto my lap >best day of my life >suddenly remember French people exist mfw my entire day is ruined
File: 1DABBE95-5154-4F9C-9018-9(.).jpg (205 KB, 2048x954) O Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)23:25:09 No.852874775 > >>852874950 >be me >wake up late on a Saturday >feeling good >great weather out >decide to take my dog for a walk >temperature is perfect, warm but with a breeze >find a $5 Bill on the sidewalk while I'm walking >put it in my pocket and keep walking >pull out my phone and my headphones to listen to music >phone is 100% charged >put headphones in and pull up my playlist >press shuffle >favorite song is the first song playing >take my dog to dog park >let him run off-leash and sit down on the bench >qt 3.14 sits down next to me >short black hair that curls outwards at the ends >start up conversation and we hit it off >talk about our jobs and turns out she's a police detective >cops are a huge turn on for me >we talk for almost an hour until she has to go >gives me her number and leaves >stay at the park for about 30 minutes until dog walks up to me and lets me know he's ready to go >walk home with the breeze blowing >get inside and the inside of the house is perfectly warm >walk to the kitchen >pull out some pans and s--- and start cooking >decide to cook a steak >listen it some music and cook it >sit down and eat it when it's done >best steak l've eaten in my life >give some of the leftover pieces to my dog (not too much, I care about his health) >dark out now, so head to bed >turn the air on and get the house nice and cool >lay down in the bed and turn on the TV >favorite show immediately comes on >dog comes into my room and curls onto my lap >best day of my life >suddenly remember French people exist mfw my entire day is ruined

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/fit/izen and the miring manlet | /r/Greentext

File: mfw.jpg (61 KB, 640x480) O Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)11:01:28 No.61138841 >there's this absolute manlet at work, about 5'6 and skinny >mostly seems to live on white monsters and tea >he's not the type to TELL people he's gay, you can just tell at a glance >f------ thing fawns over me >his face lights up whenever he sees me coming to work >we end up talking about lifting a lot, though he won't come with me, says he's "not the gym type" >he actually asked me about how much I lit, I try to not bring up gym stuff in normal conversations because normies don't care, but he actually asked me >mention a few numbers and he goes straight-up cartoony heart eyes >says he's a bit under 130 Ibs himself, altogether "That's more than TWICE of me." >never been so turned on in my life I'm not f------ gay but this doting manlet makes me want to shove my c--- down his throat. What the f--- do I do. Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)11:04:44 No.61138870 D--- him down op Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)11:05:06 No.61138879 Just accept the gay, OP
File: mfw.jpg (61 KB, 640x480) O Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)11:01:28 No.61138841 >there's this absolute manlet at work, about 5'6 and skinny >mostly seems to live on white monsters and tea >he's not the type to TELL people he's gay, you can just tell at a glance >f------ thing fawns over me >his face lights up whenever he sees me coming to work >we end up talking about lifting a lot, though he won't come with me, says he's "not the gym type" >he actually asked me about how much I lit, I try to not bring up gym stuff in normal conversations because normies don't care, but he actually asked me >mention a few numbers and he goes straight-up cartoony heart eyes >says he's a bit under 130 Ibs himself, altogether "That's more than TWICE of me." >never been so turned on in my life I'm not f------ gay but this doting manlet makes me want to shove my c--- down his throat. What the f--- do I do. Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)11:04:44 No.61138870 D--- him down op Anonymous 04/25/21(Sun)11:05:06 No.61138879 Just accept the gay, OP

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Anon shoots his shot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 24021113 11 min. ago NAH BRO Am I obsessed? Femanon here >be me >have a crush on a Norwegian boy living in his home country not knowing I exist I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED >"stalk" his social media >realize he was last online 9 years ago >tfw realize he's already moved on over everything >tfw idk where he is right now and what's happening to him >tfw long gone and we will never even be friends 93.0 kB JPG >think about this guy 24/7 >constant regret and anxiety >"where is he right now? Is he okay? Will he ever come back? Will I ever find him someday?" Bros... ; 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 24021130 9 min. ago •.. >>24021113 (OP) I'm 28 year old virgin, but otherwise completely normal. Maybe you can have a crush on me. I need a gf. 1 REPLY
Anonymous | 24021113 11 min. ago NAH BRO Am I obsessed? Femanon here >be me >have a crush on a Norwegian boy living in his home country not knowing I exist I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED >"stalk" his social media >realize he was last online 9 years ago >tfw realize he's already moved on over everything >tfw idk where he is right now and what's happening to him >tfw long gone and we will never even be friends 93.0 kB JPG >think about this guy 24/7 >constant regret and anxiety >"where is he right now? Is he okay? Will he ever come back? Will I ever find him someday?" Bros... ; 2 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 24021130 9 min. ago •.. >>24021113 (OP) I'm 28 year old virgin, but otherwise completely normal. Maybe you can have a crush on me. I need a gf. 1 REPLY

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Anon doesn’t like redditors. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)23:27:06 No.851720602 >go on reddit >sort by popular >someone posted a news article that won't matter in a couple months >didn't add anything, didn't create anything, just timed submitting a 319 KB PNG news article >38 unique reddit user awards >count of reddit awards displayed prominently on post as they come in >realize someone saw 37 total awards had been given to the post >someone still spent $4.99 to give a 38th award >mfw
: Anonymous 04/09/21(Fri)23:27:06 No.851720602 >go on reddit >sort by popular >someone posted a news article that won't matter in a couple months >didn't add anything, didn't create anything, just timed submitting a 319 KB PNG news article >38 unique reddit user awards >count of reddit awards displayed prominently on post as they come in >realize someone saw 37 total awards had been given to the post >someone still spent $4.99 to give a 38th award >mfw

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Anon misses the hole | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)20:40:37 No.519059320 File: 1385948437099.jpg-(146 KB, 1080x1028, 1364342206417.jpg) >be me >virgin 15 years old >go get some with this older slut 17- 18 >just me and her in a room at a party >everything is going just as expected >she asks me if i want to f--- her yes.gif >puts condom on my d--- >gets on her hands and knees imgonnadoitdoggy.png >i begin to f--- her >going in and out, it feels amazing >do this for a long time >cant hold much longer >"so will you put it in or not?" >MFW i was just f------ her thighs >MFW i get nervous and lose my hardon >MFW this was the worst experience of my life Replies: >>519059849>>519060250>>519060817
Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)20:40:37 No.519059320 File: 1385948437099.jpg-(146 KB, 1080x1028, 1364342206417.jpg) >be me >virgin 15 years old >go get some with this older slut 17- 18 >just me and her in a room at a party >everything is going just as expected >she asks me if i want to f--- her yes.gif >puts condom on my d--- >gets on her hands and knees imgonnadoitdoggy.png >i begin to f--- her >going in and out, it feels amazing >do this for a long time >cant hold much longer >"so will you put it in or not?" >MFW i was just f------ her thighs >MFW i get nervous and lose my hardon >MFW this was the worst experience of my life Replies: >>519059849>>519060250>>519060817

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