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: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:06:43 No.852945614 >be me >12 year old retard >wasn't autistic but was stupid as f--- >for gym every day we had to go outside and run laps on the track outside 8 KB JPG >every day, these two small robins would sit at one corner of the track, get really close to the asphalt, and scream-chirp at anyone who got close >was annoying as f--- >this went on for months >one day, I was absolutely sick of it >started running towards the birds >they started screaming at me >ran directly towards the one closest to the track >directed all the energy in my body to my right leg and kicked the bird with all of my force >completely Messi'd the poor bird >could literally hear the bones cracking as my foot made contact >bird flopped in the air a solid 3 feet before sliding across the asphalt >the second bird flew away immediately >l stared down at the bird's mangled corpse and my bloody shoe >realized what I had done >ran off the track and ignored my teacher screaming at me to come back >went to the bathroom and sobbed and puked on the floor >never saw the second bird again It's been 11 years since that day and it has haunted my life every waking moment. Not a day passes in which I don't think about that poor bird. I have donated $20 out of every paycheck I've gotten to the National Audubon Society (bird charity). I have woken up in pools of my own sweat after having a nightmare about that bird finding me and torturing me. Every day I hope that the second bird isn't rallying an army to find me and do unspeakable things to me

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: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)01:06:43 No.852945614 >be me >12 year old retard >wasn't autistic but was stupid as f--- >for gym every day we had to go outside and run laps on the track outside 8 KB JPG >every day, these two small robins would sit at one corner of the track, get really close to the asphalt, and scream-chirp at anyone who got close >was annoying as f--- >this went on for months >one day, I was absolutely sick of it >started running towards the birds >they started screaming at me >ran directly towards the one closest to the track >directed all the energy in my body to my right leg and kicked the bird with all of my force >completely Messi'd the poor bird >could literally hear the bones cracking as my foot made contact >bird flopped in the air a solid 3 feet before sliding across the asphalt >the second bird flew away immediately >l stared down at the bird's mangled corpse and my bloody shoe >realized what I had done >ran off the track and ignored my teacher screaming at me to come back >went to the bathroom and sobbed and puked on the floor >never saw the second bird again It's been 11 years since that day and it has haunted my life every waking moment. Not a day passes in which I don't think about that poor bird. I have donated $20 out of every paycheck I've gotten to the National Audubon Society (bird charity). I have woken up in pools of my own sweat after having a nightmare about that bird finding me and torturing me. Every day I hope that the second bird isn't rallying an army to find me and do unspeakable things to me

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