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: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)11:44:51 No.146132037 1611133744187.png 197 KB PNG >why didn't you just blooga the ooga booga? woah...
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)11:44:51 No.146132037 1611133744187.png 197 KB PNG >why didn't you just blooga the ooga booga? woah...

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anon shops local | /r/Greentext

3h (4/7 5:45) ·60797640 JPG 6KB · (200 × 160) 1 Reply >>60787195 >few years back > work in a bike shop's warehouse > run up and down stairs carrying boxed bikes > unload trucks > build bikes > assist customers > on my feet 8hrs+ a day > cycle 30mins home each way > every lunch I go to the local Polish place > schnitzel the size of your head > chips, salads, coffee or tea > massive slice of bannoffee pie > don't gain an ounce of weight the entire summer
3h (4/7 5:45) ·60797640 JPG 6KB · (200 × 160) 1 Reply >>60787195 >few years back > work in a bike shop's warehouse > run up and down stairs carrying boxed bikes > unload trucks > build bikes > assist customers > on my feet 8hrs+ a day > cycle 30mins home each way > every lunch I go to the local Polish place > schnitzel the size of your head > chips, salads, coffee or tea > massive slice of bannoffee pie > don't gain an ounce of weight the entire summer

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Anon will miss the coof | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NEET time is over 04/07/21(Wed)12:40:56 No.63096730 >be hungarian >25% of the population already vaccinated >shops are opening up >country is about to get flooded with normies on "finally out in JORSO, 8 KB JPG nature" >i hear stupid little kids screaming in shops >I see hundreds of people cycling outside >f--- everything is going back to normal >im loosing my NEET card >my parents already asked me to get a job because corona is over
: Anonymous NEET time is over 04/07/21(Wed)12:40:56 No.63096730 >be hungarian >25% of the population already vaccinated >shops are opening up >country is about to get flooded with normies on "finally out in JORSO, 8 KB JPG nature" >i hear stupid little kids screaming in shops >I see hundreds of people cycling outside >f--- everything is going back to normal >im loosing my NEET card >my parents already asked me to get a job because corona is over

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Anon is probably dead by now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:25:00 No.63094134 I am defeated. Done. I give the f--- up. I tried to improve my life and be normal but all my efforts were in f------ vain. I am fundamentally f----- up somewhere and I cannot fix it no matter how hard I try. >22 yr old NEET virgin >decide its time to fix my life 216 KB PNG >finish my degree, lift, and jump start my career >cut out everything that negatively affects my mental health such as r9k, pol, incel forums, and p--- for 4 complete years. >eat healthy and become physically fit while making great money >for once in my life people bragged about me and I became a man my family was proud of >try to get a gf, but fail at every turn >try to flirt at bars and parties, but get nothing in return >all my friends who work half as hard as I do get sex easily but I spend 4 years improving myself and can't even get a girl to text back >my "friends" and I are casually hanging out last weekend >as I go to leave I hear two of my friends in the back discussing their plans for the weekend >they talk all about how they need to avoid me this weekend because apparently I'm "p---- repellent" >even then I try to push back the negativity and begin to think of ways to improve and be better >the next sentence destroyed my resolve and hope entirely >"Yeah it's cool anon turned his life around, but he's still just a creep" After 4 years of effort I'm still "just a creep". I'm glad I fixed my life but after all that l'm still too different to not be alone. I've blocked every two faced f----- that was there and not a single one has made any attempt to contact me outside of social media.
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:25:00 No.63094134 I am defeated. Done. I give the f--- up. I tried to improve my life and be normal but all my efforts were in f------ vain. I am fundamentally f----- up somewhere and I cannot fix it no matter how hard I try. >22 yr old NEET virgin >decide its time to fix my life 216 KB PNG >finish my degree, lift, and jump start my career >cut out everything that negatively affects my mental health such as r9k, pol, incel forums, and p--- for 4 complete years. >eat healthy and become physically fit while making great money >for once in my life people bragged about me and I became a man my family was proud of >try to get a gf, but fail at every turn >try to flirt at bars and parties, but get nothing in return >all my friends who work half as hard as I do get sex easily but I spend 4 years improving myself and can't even get a girl to text back >my "friends" and I are casually hanging out last weekend >as I go to leave I hear two of my friends in the back discussing their plans for the weekend >they talk all about how they need to avoid me this weekend because apparently I'm "p---- repellent" >even then I try to push back the negativity and begin to think of ways to improve and be better >the next sentence destroyed my resolve and hope entirely >"Yeah it's cool anon turned his life around, but he's still just a creep" After 4 years of effort I'm still "just a creep". I'm glad I fixed my life but after all that l'm still too different to not be alone. I've blocked every two faced f----- that was there and not a single one has made any attempt to contact me outside of social media.

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Anon watches Robocop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread
: Anonymous 08/19/19(Mon)12:28:07 No.807496699 Feeling cute. Might maul the neighbor's child later. IDK > Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around 65 KB JPG > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos, Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > P----. Never seen a p---- before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie View Thread

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anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.835583807 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG
: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.835583807 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG

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Anon just wanted to be happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)01:11:37 No.23909769 >have GF >she gets 'depressed' >gets prescribed anti depressants >herewego.jpg >whenever I initiate sexual activity she says she's not feeling very sexual due to how she's feeling Schrödinger ? Ate open the box please! 161 KB JPG >1/4 success rate at best when I initiate >even then its a h--------- h------ most of the time >posts on her Instagram story how she can't wait to have fun with her girlfriends in the sun This is some b-------
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)01:11:37 No.23909769 >have GF >she gets 'depressed' >gets prescribed anti depressants >herewego.jpg >whenever I initiate sexual activity she says she's not feeling very sexual due to how she's feeling Schrödinger ? Ate open the box please! 161 KB JPG >1/4 success rate at best when I initiate >even then its a h--------- h------ most of the time >posts on her Instagram story how she can't wait to have fun with her girlfriends in the sun This is some b-------

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Anon misses the good old days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)13:17:41 No.63096981 >Be me >2010 >Friday >School is over >Go home >Go on computer >Go on Miniclip >Play Raft Wars,Extreme Pampalona, Fireboy & 140 KB JPG Watergirl etc >Have fun times >Not a care in the world >Why can't life be like this again anons?
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)13:17:41 No.63096981 >Be me >2010 >Friday >School is over >Go home >Go on computer >Go on Miniclip >Play Raft Wars,Extreme Pampalona, Fireboy & 140 KB JPG Watergirl etc >Have fun times >Not a care in the world >Why can't life be like this again anons?

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Why do they do this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:07:56 No.63094517 >he saves p--- on his computer 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:22:34 No.63094672 >>63094517 (OP) # >she is unironically a woman 39 KB JPG >>63094687 # >>63096708 #
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:07:56 No.63094517 >he saves p--- on his computer 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:22:34 No.63094672 >>63094517 (OP) # >she is unironically a woman 39 KB JPG >>63094687 # >>63096708 #

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Anon loves lamp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:26:28 No.851455647 >be me >Be about 7 years old >Never really had a wank but started to discover m----------- >Have my own method where I put my palm flat on my willy and spin it around in circles like the bowser battle on super Mario 64 >S--- feels so cash >Have an obsession with lamposts going as far as to give them all names "bomp, stappy, piggy, tamplin" etc >Recently moved to a new cul de sac >Become fascinated with this one lampost on the street >Enter a relationship with it >One day decide to get my willy out and rub it up and down against the lampost >Suddenly a sticky goo comes out of my willy >I did my first c-- Tldr busted a nut on a lampost >>851455756 #
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)16:26:28 No.851455647 >be me >Be about 7 years old >Never really had a wank but started to discover m----------- >Have my own method where I put my palm flat on my willy and spin it around in circles like the bowser battle on super Mario 64 >S--- feels so cash >Have an obsession with lamposts going as far as to give them all names "bomp, stappy, piggy, tamplin" etc >Recently moved to a new cul de sac >Become fascinated with this one lampost on the street >Enter a relationship with it >One day decide to get my willy out and rub it up and down against the lampost >Suddenly a sticky goo comes out of my willy >I did my first c-- Tldr busted a nut on a lampost >>851455756 #

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Anon tells an embarrassing story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 763244175 2 hr. ago ●•• >be 13 >started masturbating at this age >feels f------ amazing >think I invented it >WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS!? I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!! >family cookout >grandma, papa, auntie, cousins, parents, everyone is there >go to every table and when they ask me what l've been up to eagerly tell them about how f------ amazing it feels to blow my load and how they should do it >everyone is naturally sketched out >my parents catch wind of my m----------- ramblings >dad takes me inside and has to explain like l'm an autist how it's not right to tell nana and pepaw how I j------- in the tub >the shame fills my soul >I still have times where I lay awake at night and wonder w-- I was thinking 3 REPLIES Anonymous | 763244467 2 hr. ago •.. >>763244175 kek
Anonymous | 763244175 2 hr. ago ●•• >be 13 >started masturbating at this age >feels f------ amazing >think I invented it >WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS!? I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE!!! >family cookout >grandma, papa, auntie, cousins, parents, everyone is there >go to every table and when they ask me what l've been up to eagerly tell them about how f------ amazing it feels to blow my load and how they should do it >everyone is naturally sketched out >my parents catch wind of my m----------- ramblings >dad takes me inside and has to explain like l'm an autist how it's not right to tell nana and pepaw how I j------- in the tub >the shame fills my soul >I still have times where I lay awake at night and wonder w-- I was thinking 3 REPLIES Anonymous | 763244467 2 hr. ago •.. >>763244175 kek

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Anon gets a blowjob | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:53:29 No.851496303 greentext thread l'll start >be me >living with GF >we f----- everyday >smoke weed almost everyday GF 528 KB WEBM does not >one day, super high GF and I shower together >she's blowing me in the shower >i never c-- to b------- >feel like c------ >announce it >thought i came until she pulled her head away disgusted >turned out i p----- in her mouth >never speak about it again serves her right, she broke my heart half a year later and we both will live our lives knowing that i p----- in her mouth
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)08:53:29 No.851496303 greentext thread l'll start >be me >living with GF >we f----- everyday >smoke weed almost everyday GF 528 KB WEBM does not >one day, super high GF and I shower together >she's blowing me in the shower >i never c-- to b------- >feel like c------ >announce it >thought i came until she pulled her head away disgusted >turned out i p----- in her mouth >never speak about it again serves her right, she broke my heart half a year later and we both will live our lives knowing that i p----- in her mouth

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Anon forms a special connection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)09:15:59 No.63095136 >watch p--- >guy says he is c------ >immediately c-- too 18 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)09:15:59 No.63095136 >watch p--- >guy says he is c------ >immediately c-- too 18 KB PNG

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Anon discovers ASMR | /r/Greentext

I think i might be into asmr now Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)04:36:38 No.63095818 [Reply] >Playing vidya with girl >Her baby brother needs to sleep >She starts whispering into the mic >Instant boner, Rock solid >l always thought asmr was stupid as f---, but I discovered that girls whispering is hot as f---
I think i might be into asmr now Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)04:36:38 No.63095818 [Reply] >Playing vidya with girl >Her baby brother needs to sleep >She starts whispering into the mic >Instant boner, Rock solid >l always thought asmr was stupid as f---, but I discovered that girls whispering is hot as f---

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Anon is a pirate, so was OP and so am I | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No.507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars 36 KB JPG and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game
: Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No.507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars 36 KB JPG and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game

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Anon gets cucked by a pair of glasses | /r/Greentext

File: ugly_peepo.jpg (69 KB, 638x626) Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)03:27:30 No.851502300 ► Using 4chan for the first time despite making fun of others for using it but In eed to tell somebody so f--- it I'm here >Be me 18 working for the first time >never had a gf >Girl at work starts flirting with me >Time passes >One day she comes to work with her glasses on for the first time >She looks at me and freezes for a sec >Almost immediately loses interest and eventually stops replying to me text >WHAT HAPPENED???? I DONT WEAR GLASSES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT SHE SAW >I DONT WEAR GLASSES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT SHE SAW Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)03:29:37 No.851502381 she saw yoOu, anon. welcome to the club. youve passed initiation.
File: ugly_peepo.jpg (69 KB, 638x626) Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)03:27:30 No.851502300 ► Using 4chan for the first time despite making fun of others for using it but In eed to tell somebody so f--- it I'm here >Be me 18 working for the first time >never had a gf >Girl at work starts flirting with me >Time passes >One day she comes to work with her glasses on for the first time >She looks at me and freezes for a sec >Almost immediately loses interest and eventually stops replying to me text >WHAT HAPPENED???? I DONT WEAR GLASSES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT SHE SAW >I DONT WEAR GLASSES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT SHE SAW Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)03:29:37 No.851502381 she saw yoOu, anon. welcome to the club. youve passed initiation.

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An interesting title | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous bullying is bad, kids 04/06/21(Tue)14:56:22 No.63088633 >be me >3rd grade >about to be dismissed from school >while walking down the stairs girl trips me >fuckthathurt.wav >get up >cant even fight back because retarded "boys 59 KB PNG cant fight girls" rule >go home >tell parents >they laugh at me >mfw : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)15:07:29 No.63088783 >>63088633 (OP) # obivously should have followed her off the bus and r---- her. really simple stuff here.
: Anonymous bullying is bad, kids 04/06/21(Tue)14:56:22 No.63088633 >be me >3rd grade >about to be dismissed from school >while walking down the stairs girl trips me >fuckthathurt.wav >get up >cant even fight back because retarded "boys 59 KB PNG cant fight girls" rule >go home >tell parents >they laugh at me >mfw : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)15:07:29 No.63088783 >>63088633 (OP) # obivously should have followed her off the bus and r---- her. really simple stuff here.

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Anon is cancelled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)00:56:28 No.63093815 >be me, onions blogger >write about BLM stuff >headline is "African-American woman assaulted by white male" >problem is that I made a funny and made sure autocorrect would change "African-American" to ngr every time 78 KB JPG >hit publish without double-checking Bros it's been 3 minutes and I've received 24 comments, a story on CNN and my name being blacklisted on any writing board help
: Anonymous 04/07/21(Wed)00:56:28 No.63093815 >be me, onions blogger >write about BLM stuff >headline is "African-American woman assaulted by white male" >problem is that I made a funny and made sure autocorrect would change "African-American" to ngr every time 78 KB JPG >hit publish without double-checking Bros it's been 3 minutes and I've received 24 comments, a story on CNN and my name being blacklisted on any writing board help

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Anon wants to migrate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)19:09:03 No.63082154 how the f--- do people just move to other countries? do they do it for jobs or what? ive been reading stories on reddit and s--- and people just move to other countries. i could never in my life figure out how to leave my s--- 6 KB JPG hole 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)19:10:17 No.63082166 >>63082154 (OP) # Crawl your way up the border deepshit : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)19:12:28 No.63082187 >save some money >get on google to figure out how to emigrate (legally or illegally) >line up a couple of months of expenses and a place to stay >gtfo >get to the place >look for literally any job so that you don't go homeless >once you get that first job, start trying to get a long term gig
: Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)19:09:03 No.63082154 how the f--- do people just move to other countries? do they do it for jobs or what? ive been reading stories on reddit and s--- and people just move to other countries. i could never in my life figure out how to leave my s--- 6 KB JPG hole 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)19:10:17 No.63082166 >>63082154 (OP) # Crawl your way up the border deepshit : Anonymous 04/06/21(Tue)19:12:28 No.63082187 >save some money >get on google to figure out how to emigrate (legally or illegally) >line up a couple of months of expenses and a place to stay >gtfo >get to the place >look for literally any job so that you don't go homeless >once you get that first job, start trying to get a long term gig

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