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: Anonymous 1.37 MB WEBM 03/19/25(Wed)16:49:57 No.80684613 being a handsome man is not all that it's cracked up to be >girls feel entitled to your attention >it's impossible to find the one because most girls react to you the same way >you never know if she likes you or just your looks >constantly attacked by men like /r9k/ who whine about "wanting love, not sex, if wanted p---- would get hookers" while at the same time attacking you for pointing out how hard it is to find love as handsome man >men are always jealous and think you live the good life >men try to one-up you on everything and are always in a competition with you forcing you into it when you're just chillin' and trying to have fun with friends >girls become stalkers and spam you "love you" messages and you're supposed to choose your words carefully >it feels miserable to reject girls because they're not supposed to be rejected, they're supposed to choose >simps, white knights, ex-s, and the collective feminine will hate you for even looking like you're rejecting girls >when you travel to a racially homogenous country like asia and southeast asia you can't even walk outside without being swarmed by women demanding your attention and it's worse if you try to ignore it stop complaiming. handsome guys have it hard too. kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi-no soba ni ita itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte sugu yoko de waratteita nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo 35 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 1.37 MB WEBM 03/19/25(Wed)16:49:57 No.80684613 being a handsome man is not all that it's cracked up to be >girls feel entitled to your attention >it's impossible to find the one because most girls react to you the same way >you never know if she likes you or just your looks >constantly attacked by men like /r9k/ who whine about "wanting love, not sex, if wanted p---- would get hookers" while at the same time attacking you for pointing out how hard it is to find love as handsome man >men are always jealous and think you live the good life >men try to one-up you on everything and are always in a competition with you forcing you into it when you're just chillin' and trying to have fun with friends >girls become stalkers and spam you "love you" messages and you're supposed to choose your words carefully >it feels miserable to reject girls because they're not supposed to be rejected, they're supposed to choose >simps, white knights, ex-s, and the collective feminine will hate you for even looking like you're rejecting girls >when you travel to a racially homogenous country like asia and southeast asia you can't even walk outside without being swarmed by women demanding your attention and it's worse if you try to ignore it stop complaiming. handsome guys have it hard too. kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi-no soba ni ita itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte sugu yoko de waratteita nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo 35 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous Real 03/23/25(Sun)00:19:38 No.80722161 61 KB PNG >Be me >white male >Have only been sexually attracted to white people (men to im bi) >Bnwo slop ruined black men for me and never really cared for black girls >Suddenly wake up craving black girls Is this my A---- blood kicking in? Am I destined to colonize black p----? 03/23/25(Sun)00:20:00 No.80722165 : Anonymous Men too*
Anonymous Real 03/23/25(Sun)00:19:38 No.80722161 61 KB PNG >Be me >white male >Have only been sexually attracted to white people (men to im bi) >Bnwo slop ruined black men for me and never really cared for black girls >Suddenly wake up craving black girls Is this my A---- blood kicking in? Am I destined to colonize black p----? 03/23/25(Sun)00:20:00 No.80722165 : Anonymous Men too*

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Anonymous O 68 KB JPG 03/23/25(Sun)15:57:09 No.80731199 Men post your fake orgasm stories I'll start >grab ham beast from tinder >horny as f--- screw it >take her home >commence the plapping >go bareback because I'm a savage >plapping her frim behind, stench gets to me >see that horrible visage of a landwhale on fours >ohgod ohwhy >realize what I'm doing, start getting second thoughts >cant c-- for the life of me, just wants this to end >pull out moaning, drool a little on her back to pretend is c-- >"yeah uh, my parents will be back in the morning, you cant stay here sorry" >shove her in an uber >cry sitting in the shower like a movie >>80732088 #
Anonymous O 68 KB JPG 03/23/25(Sun)15:57:09 No.80731199 Men post your fake orgasm stories I'll start >grab ham beast from tinder >horny as f--- screw it >take her home >commence the plapping >go bareback because I'm a savage >plapping her frim behind, stench gets to me >see that horrible visage of a landwhale on fours >ohgod ohwhy >realize what I'm doing, start getting second thoughts >cant c-- for the life of me, just wants this to end >pull out moaning, drool a little on her back to pretend is c-- >"yeah uh, my parents will be back in the morning, you cant stay here sorry" >shove her in an uber >cry sitting in the shower like a movie >>80732088 #

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Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:50:11 No.654050221 This is why I hate-video games It appeals to the male fantasy fantasy.jpg 52 KB JPG What is your male fantasy? : Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:52:08 No.654050393 >>654050221 (OP) # To go on adventures with my cute wife >>654050460 # >>654051258 # >>654057976 # >>654058404 # >>654062472 # >>654063208 # >>654067315 # >>654067508 # >>654068071 # >>654069229 # >>654072424 # >>654083230 # >>654085512 # >>654087686 # >>654087858 # >>654091091 # >>654092401 #
Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:50:11 No.654050221 This is why I hate-video games It appeals to the male fantasy fantasy.jpg 52 KB JPG What is your male fantasy? : Anonymous 10/13/23(Fri)15:52:08 No.654050393 >>654050221 (OP) # To go on adventures with my cute wife >>654050460 # >>654051258 # >>654057976 # >>654058404 # >>654062472 # >>654063208 # >>654067315 # >>654067508 # >>654068071 # >>654069229 # >>654072424 # >>654083230 # >>654085512 # >>654087686 # >>654087858 # >>654091091 # >>654092401 #

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Anon doesn't like Married with Children | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353
Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353

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anon might commit a felony in 3 years | /r/Greentext

4h (03/23/25 22:26) · 40070558 - 2 Re. 1 Img PNG - 14KB (189 × 125) hello.png 1 Reply . i cant scream > be me >wake up in the middle of a quiet suburban town at night >i have no memory, i only know how to talk > no mouth >wonders off into the forest, only to find a strange shadow following me >run out of the forest >try to call for help >no mouth >find an old shed > hide >the shadow thing found me, its just standing there. >go missing, have my body be found in a sewer on July 7th 2028 2h (03/24/25 00:53) 40071184 JPG 62KB (1080 × 605) FB_IMG_1742573749469.jpg Sorry to hear that, anon
4h (03/23/25 22:26) · 40070558 - 2 Re. 1 Img PNG - 14KB (189 × 125) hello.png 1 Reply . i cant scream > be me >wake up in the middle of a quiet suburban town at night >i have no memory, i only know how to talk > no mouth >wonders off into the forest, only to find a strange shadow following me >run out of the forest >try to call for help >no mouth >find an old shed > hide >the shadow thing found me, its just standing there. >go missing, have my body be found in a sewer on July 7th 2028 2h (03/24/25 00:53) 40071184 JPG 62KB (1080 × 605) FB_IMG_1742573749469.jpg Sorry to hear that, anon

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Anon appreciates the details | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:08:12 No.705868939 HEALTH 100 SUIT 100 OjJS0w3yZYFR89dpuQ0bVyRcQMTDyV_VulZjyPwoxZE.jpg 3.25 MB JPG Will Half-Life 3 have those soulful details Valve is known for?
Anonymous 03/20/25(Thu)20:08:12 No.705868939 HEALTH 100 SUIT 100 OjJS0w3yZYFR89dpuQ0bVyRcQMTDyV_VulZjyPwoxZE.jpg 3.25 MB JPG Will Half-Life 3 have those soulful details Valve is known for?

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Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)04:26:06 No.706085237 Close Why do zoomers get triggered over fanservice in games? Display interface
Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)04:26:06 No.706085237 Close Why do zoomers get triggered over fanservice in games? Display interface

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Anon runs a M&Ms eugenics program. | /r/Greentext

File:1192563983.jpg-(26 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 10/16/07(Tue)15:46:23 No. 42979025 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
File:1192563983.jpg-(26 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 10/16/07(Tue)15:46:23 No. 42979025 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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Anon it's to much of a Coward to buy a family pizza for himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 930 KB WEBM >Be me 01/16/24(Tue)06:57:33 No.20107420 >Go to KFC >Read the order off my phone in the hopes the cashier will think my wife wrote it for me and I'm picking up dinner for the family (I'm a 36 yo khv) >cashiers fw How do you guys trick fast food/liquor stores etc into thinking you aren't just ordering for yourself?
Anonymous 930 KB WEBM >Be me 01/16/24(Tue)06:57:33 No.20107420 >Go to KFC >Read the order off my phone in the hopes the cashier will think my wife wrote it for me and I'm picking up dinner for the family (I'm a 36 yo khv) >cashiers fw How do you guys trick fast food/liquor stores etc into thinking you aren't just ordering for yourself?

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Marx’s addiction to Opium | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)12:24:20 No. 17597004 >Called religion "opium of the masses" >Was himself addicted to opium What did Marx mean by this? 181 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)12:24:20 No. 17597004 >Called religion "opium of the masses" >Was himself addicted to opium What did Marx mean by this? 181 KB JPG

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Anon appears to live in a cave or something. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:41:11 No.60543538 File: IMAG0096.jpg (3.17 MB, 3024x5376) >>60543573 >>60543582 >>60543586 >>60543636 >>60543642 >>60544281 >>60545439 >>60545577 >>60545594 >>60545951 >>60546812 >>60549189 I watching movies on the laptop on the right to the one on the left has a broken screen from where I dropped it. Is a lot of clutter but I've been digging out the basement to expand it. Does not look like much but it's comfy Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:42:46 No.60543573 ►>>60543600 >>60543652 >>60543692 File: WHAT THE F--- IS THAT THING.jpg (7 KB, 240x240) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:37:10 No.60546812 >>60543538 >>60543538 Is... Is that an onion in a cage? DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST AN ONION IN A CAGE Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:45:32 No.60543636 >>60543817 File: 1385257075710.jpg (78 KB, 832x584) >>60543538 >Toshiba laptop Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:12 No.60543582 File: 1430596314919.jpg (441 KB, 1688x1704) >>60543538 Jesus Christ... Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:19 No.60543586 >>60544251 >>60543538 Do the homeowners know you live there? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:05 No.60545041 >>60542742 (OP) Jesus christ OP are you a fckin cave troll? The f--- is wrong with your hand? >>60545149 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:38:11 No.60543458 File: LOL TEARS.jpg (49 KB, 331x319) >op is literally an ogre that lives in a dungeon Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:18:14 No.60544631 File: 1343557433065.jpg (15 KB, 252x300) Good thread Would read again Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:52:05 No.60545594 >>60543538 Why is there an onion hanging in a cage?
Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:41:11 No.60543538 File: IMAG0096.jpg (3.17 MB, 3024x5376) >>60543573 >>60543582 >>60543586 >>60543636 >>60543642 >>60544281 >>60545439 >>60545577 >>60545594 >>60545951 >>60546812 >>60549189 I watching movies on the laptop on the right to the one on the left has a broken screen from where I dropped it. Is a lot of clutter but I've been digging out the basement to expand it. Does not look like much but it's comfy Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:42:46 No.60543573 ►>>60543600 >>60543652 >>60543692 File: WHAT THE F--- IS THAT THING.jpg (7 KB, 240x240) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:37:10 No.60546812 >>60543538 >>60543538 Is... Is that an onion in a cage? DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST AN ONION IN A CAGE Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:45:32 No.60543636 >>60543817 File: 1385257075710.jpg (78 KB, 832x584) >>60543538 >Toshiba laptop Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:12 No.60543582 File: 1430596314919.jpg (441 KB, 1688x1704) >>60543538 Jesus Christ... Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:19 No.60543586 >>60544251 >>60543538 Do the homeowners know you live there? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:05 No.60545041 >>60542742 (OP) Jesus christ OP are you a fckin cave troll? The f--- is wrong with your hand? >>60545149 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:38:11 No.60543458 File: LOL TEARS.jpg (49 KB, 331x319) >op is literally an ogre that lives in a dungeon Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:18:14 No.60544631 File: 1343557433065.jpg (15 KB, 252x300) Good thread Would read again Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:52:05 No.60545594 >>60543538 Why is there an onion hanging in a cage?

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Anonymous COAL ALARM 03/23/25(Sun)14:23:18 No.80725752 >go on actual 4chan >Child p--- >Racist p--- >Furry p--- >Regular p--- >Something funny >Racist p--- 869 KB GIF >More f------ p--- >go on r/greentext >Something funny >Something funny >Something funny >Reposted 5 year old slop >Something funny >Something funny What's the point of even going here anymore?
Anonymous COAL ALARM 03/23/25(Sun)14:23:18 No.80725752 >go on actual 4chan >Child p--- >Racist p--- >Furry p--- >Regular p--- >Something funny >Racist p--- 869 KB GIF >More f------ p--- >go on r/greentext >Something funny >Something funny >Something funny >Reposted 5 year old slop >Something funny >Something funny What's the point of even going here anymore?

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229 KB JPG >Be me >9 years old >Going to cub scouts >Scout leader says "Today we're gonna learn how to fold the American flag" >Stresses that "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen and we'll have to burn it" >Am handed the flag >slips out of my hand, and falls flat on the floor. >Scout leader assures me it's okay and we can try with another flag >We burn the flag I dropped at the end of the meeting >The next day I'm in school and the teacher is told to turn the tv on to the news. >We watch as the second plane hits the World Trade Center >I think back to my scout leader saying "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen". And that's the story of how for the next 6 months I thought I caused 9/11
229 KB JPG >Be me >9 years old >Going to cub scouts >Scout leader says "Today we're gonna learn how to fold the American flag" >Stresses that "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen and we'll have to burn it" >Am handed the flag >slips out of my hand, and falls flat on the floor. >Scout leader assures me it's okay and we can try with another flag >We burn the flag I dropped at the end of the meeting >The next day I'm in school and the teacher is told to turn the tv on to the news. >We watch as the second plane hits the World Trade Center >I think back to my scout leader saying "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen". And that's the story of how for the next 6 months I thought I caused 9/11

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Taking back my love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 000 SPACE RANGER LIGHTYEAR 27 KB JPG starts laughing 03/23/25(Sun)08:55:20 No.80722924 >decide to prank my wife >leave a note on the table while she's sleeping >"I don't feel anything for you anymore, I'm leaving." >hide under the bed, waiting for her reaction >she wakes up, reads the note and >called someone and said: "finally got rid of that ugly idiot, wanna hang out?" >changes clothes and leaves >mfw still under the bed >crawl out seething >see a note on top of the table >"your cologne stink, i knew you were here, i went to buy detergent to wash your shirt, I'll be back in 20 minues" She went too far, she actually hurt my feelings. It's time to ruin her body with a child. Its her own fault.
: Anonymous 000 SPACE RANGER LIGHTYEAR 27 KB JPG starts laughing 03/23/25(Sun)08:55:20 No.80722924 >decide to prank my wife >leave a note on the table while she's sleeping >"I don't feel anything for you anymore, I'm leaving." >hide under the bed, waiting for her reaction >she wakes up, reads the note and >called someone and said: "finally got rid of that ugly idiot, wanna hang out?" >changes clothes and leaves >mfw still under the bed >crawl out seething >see a note on top of the table >"your cologne stink, i knew you were here, i went to buy detergent to wash your shirt, I'll be back in 20 minues" She went too far, she actually hurt my feelings. It's time to ruin her body with a child. Its her own fault.

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Anon dates a Turkish girl | /r/Greentext

File: Gk1wAV2WIAAhgat.jpg (67 KB, 680x601) FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat)22:02:49 No.80721003 [Reply] ► >be me >e-date turkish girl on discord >great for a month >it's mutual and we both agree to encourage each other to date irl >it's all good but >I notice her picture are not identical; her race, rize, eye color changing >she keeps asking for personal information >I confront her and now she's barely responding >tell her I'm fine if it's a catfish, but just tell the truth and send a selfie with a specific date and message on a piece of paper and we can keep being lovey dovey >dosent do it >confirms My suspicion >asks about some green card visa s--- hours later >can't believe I fell for it >stew for about a couple of hours >download Grindr and spend the night having BAY SUTTGEX with a hung daddy until my loneliness dissipates Try it, anons. It will work for you.
File: Gk1wAV2WIAAhgat.jpg (67 KB, 680x601) FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat)22:02:49 No.80721003 [Reply] ► >be me >e-date turkish girl on discord >great for a month >it's mutual and we both agree to encourage each other to date irl >it's all good but >I notice her picture are not identical; her race, rize, eye color changing >she keeps asking for personal information >I confront her and now she's barely responding >tell her I'm fine if it's a catfish, but just tell the truth and send a selfie with a specific date and message on a piece of paper and we can keep being lovey dovey >dosent do it >confirms My suspicion >asks about some green card visa s--- hours later >can't believe I fell for it >stew for about a couple of hours >download Grindr and spend the night having BAY SUTTGEX with a hung daddy until my loneliness dissipates Try it, anons. It will work for you.

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