April 2025 4chan Sharty Hack And Janitor Email Leak
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![File:1192563983.jpg-(26 KB, 400x300) Anonymous 10/16/07(Tue)15:46:23 No. 42979025 [Reply] Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/032/624/e10.jpeg "Anon runs a M&Ms eugenics program. | /r/Greentext")
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![File: Gk1wAV2WIAAhgat.jpg (67 KB, 680x601) FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat)22:02:49 No.80721003 [Reply] ► >be me >e-date turkish girl on discord >great for a month >it's mutual and we both agree to encourage each other to date irl >it's all good but >I notice her picture are not identical; her race, rize, eye color changing >she keeps asking for personal information >I confront her and now she's barely responding >tell her I'm fine if it's a catfish, but just tell the truth and send a selfie with a specific date and message on a piece of paper and we can keep being lovey dovey >dosent do it >confirms My suspicion >asks about some green card visa s--- hours later >can't believe I fell for it >stew for about a couple of hours >download Grindr and spend the night having BAY SUTTGEX with a hung daddy until my loneliness dissipates Try it, anons. It will work for you.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/003/032/127/139.jpeg "Anon dates a Turkish girl | /r/Greentext")
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![Who was in the wrong here? Anonymous 05/15/23(Mon)18:56:21 No.73328071 [Reply]► >>73328287 >>73328548 TDLR, things almost got physical after a coworker harassed me constantly, now I don't know what to do. >Have three main coworkers that I have been working with for over a year. >all three of them f--- with me on a daily basis (or every day that I work anyway) >take their s--- day in and day out, seeing it as a "joke" or doing banter back or telling them to stop never works >no HR so I can't report it >they constantly mess with my food/drinks, call me names, belittle me, even shove me around > Yesterday one of them flips my food over the counter unprovoked >by itself that wouldn't be a big deal but I just had enough and that was the straw that broke the camels back >I suddenly snap and yell at him to stop and never do that again >He puffs his chest up and asks if I am serious, I affirm that I am >He asks again if I am for real, I again affirm >He tells me that I can't talk to him that way and points to the parking lot and says that if I think I can talk that way, we're gona have to "take it outside" (aka he said will fistfight) >I don't want to get physical but then the manager (who also hates me and harasses me all the time) walks in and we stop arguing >5 minutes later I see coworker telling out other employees that he seriously thought we were gonna fight >I become red in the face with rage and realize that if I don't leave soon things will escalate more >I clock out and drive home 2 hours early And now the business owners are contacting me asking what happened. I'm not even sure what to tell them since it is 3 people's word against mine, and even though there is security camera footage that won't help me, because they would rather fire one innocent man than three guilty ones (who they need to run the business, I am expendable by comparison). So what should I do? Maybe just go radio silent and never return? Or should I attempt to prove how badly I was treated?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/589/579/ae6.png "Anon ponders mediation | /r/Greentext")
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