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: Anonymous Who else here beat the system? 01/04/21(Mon)20:48:58 No.61714257 >be me >turn 18 last summer 0000 0123 95 >start getting credit card offers in the mail >get every card I possibly can, Visa, AmEx, all the big ones >get cards for specific gas station 73 KB JPG chains, stores, phone providers, all that >end up with about 15 cards total, max them all out >recent purchases include a PS5 and a new TV >have about $25k in debt across all the cards >don't pay any monthly bills >get late notices, tons of fees added on, debt just grows and grows without me even spending anymore >seems like a big deal accept for one small detail >notice all the cards have an expiration date >just have to wait it out until they expire, then the debt evaporates and it's like it never happened >sorry visa, I was just playing the game you created
: Anonymous Who else here beat the system? 01/04/21(Mon)20:48:58 No.61714257 >be me >turn 18 last summer 0000 0123 95 >start getting credit card offers in the mail >get every card I possibly can, Visa, AmEx, all the big ones >get cards for specific gas station 73 KB JPG chains, stores, phone providers, all that >end up with about 15 cards total, max them all out >recent purchases include a PS5 and a new TV >have about $25k in debt across all the cards >don't pay any monthly bills >get late notices, tons of fees added on, debt just grows and grows without me even spending anymore >seems like a big deal accept for one small detail >notice all the cards have an expiration date >just have to wait it out until they expire, then the debt evaporates and it's like it never happened >sorry visa, I was just playing the game you created

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Anon has a breakdown | /r/Greentext


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Slow ride, take it easy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)20:00:03 No.62767240 >>62765770 (OP) # Bullied a kid who bullied me to the point where he wouldn't show up to school. >be me 66 KB JPG >17 and bullied everyday by a group of jocks >get sick of the abuse that I was facing and make fun of one of their dads who became paralyzed after falling off of a roof >the kid threatens to jump me and I say "what are you going to do jump me like ur dad off his roof" >the kid squared up and started acting really aggressive so said something along the lines of "ur mad because u have to push your dad around wherever he goes" >I watched him crack so every single day I would abuse this kid because of what he was doing to me >would never be in trouble because there was no proof that I had done anything >kid stops showing up to school mid way through the year >never seen him again I sill have no clue where this guy is but I honestly don't feel bad.. he was a terrible person.
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)20:00:03 No.62767240 >>62765770 (OP) # Bullied a kid who bullied me to the point where he wouldn't show up to school. >be me 66 KB JPG >17 and bullied everyday by a group of jocks >get sick of the abuse that I was facing and make fun of one of their dads who became paralyzed after falling off of a roof >the kid threatens to jump me and I say "what are you going to do jump me like ur dad off his roof" >the kid squared up and started acting really aggressive so said something along the lines of "ur mad because u have to push your dad around wherever he goes" >I watched him crack so every single day I would abuse this kid because of what he was doing to me >would never be in trouble because there was no proof that I had done anything >kid stops showing up to school mid way through the year >never seen him again I sill have no clue where this guy is but I honestly don't feel bad.. he was a terrible person.

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Anon gets diagnosed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:22:20 No.60581964 >21 years of my mom taking me to doctors trying to figure out what's wrong with me >keeps hinting to doctors that I have autism >keeps trying to show me movies and books with autistic people in them to get me to understand that 24 KB JPG I'm autistic >sends me to a school for autists and learning disabilities >doctor diagnoses me with PTSD >mom gets diagnosed with autism Anyone else know this feel? : Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:24:04 No.60581979 >>60581964 >ah the ol switcheroo nice plot twist
: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:22:20 No.60581964 >21 years of my mom taking me to doctors trying to figure out what's wrong with me >keeps hinting to doctors that I have autism >keeps trying to show me movies and books with autistic people in them to get me to understand that 24 KB JPG I'm autistic >sends me to a school for autists and learning disabilities >doctor diagnoses me with PTSD >mom gets diagnosed with autism Anyone else know this feel? : Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:24:04 No.60581979 >>60581964 >ah the ol switcheroo nice plot twist

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Anon makes a spelling mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:00:19 No.62772025 >be me in school a few years ago >use a few fancy words in an english test >try to write circumstance >misspell it as sir c--- dance 32 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:11:26 No.62772096 "More wine, Sir C--?" "Sir C--, how do you do today?" "It was pleasant to meet you, Sir C--." "Will you be attending Sir C--'s dance tonight?"
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:00:19 No.62772025 >be me in school a few years ago >use a few fancy words in an english test >try to write circumstance >misspell it as sir c--- dance 32 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:11:26 No.62772096 "More wine, Sir C--?" "Sir C--, how do you do today?" "It was pleasant to meet you, Sir C--." "Will you be attending Sir C--'s dance tonight?"

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Anon makes a spelling mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:00:19 No.62772025 >be me in school a few years ago >use a few fancy words in an english test >try to write circumstance >misspell it as sir c--- dance 32 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:11:26 No.62772096 "More wine, Sir C--?" "Sir C--, how do you do today?" "It was pleasant to meet you, Sir C--." "Will you be attending Sir C--'s dance tonight?"
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:00:19 No.62772025 >be me in school a few years ago >use a few fancy words in an english test >try to write circumstance >misspell it as sir c--- dance 32 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)09:11:26 No.62772096 "More wine, Sir C--?" "Sir C--, how do you do today?" "It was pleasant to meet you, Sir C--." "Will you be attending Sir C--'s dance tonight?"

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Anon is privileged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)14:42:15 No.80643647 > first day at office in 12 months > walk in to meet new manager BLACK LIVES MATTER for first time > see pic related on her wall > asks me if like her poster > smile and node 30 KB JPG > "Amazing anon! We will get on great! Great that we can check-out our white privilege and leave it at the door" > tell her I am 75% Chinese and don't have white privilege > She tells me we all have some degree of white privilege > I smile and leave > Report her and what just happened to HR > HR is Chinese descent > White privilege lady get fire > See her packing things into box > tell her not to forget her white privilege > watch her burst into tears > feel slightly guilty > push 35 commits, feel better > go home and eat sushi
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)14:42:15 No.80643647 > first day at office in 12 months > walk in to meet new manager BLACK LIVES MATTER for first time > see pic related on her wall > asks me if like her poster > smile and node 30 KB JPG > "Amazing anon! We will get on great! Great that we can check-out our white privilege and leave it at the door" > tell her I am 75% Chinese and don't have white privilege > She tells me we all have some degree of white privilege > I smile and leave > Report her and what just happened to HR > HR is Chinese descent > White privilege lady get fire > See her packing things into box > tell her not to forget her white privilege > watch her burst into tears > feel slightly guilty > push 35 commits, feel better > go home and eat sushi

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Anon is in a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)09:35:11 No.62066677 >>62065980 (OP) # >Girl shows me any sort of attention >Fall for her like a retard Why am I like this? 17 KB PNG
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)09:35:11 No.62066677 >>62065980 (OP) # >Girl shows me any sort of attention >Fall for her like a retard Why am I like this? 17 KB PNG

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Anon is in a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)09:35:11 No.62066677 >>62065980 (OP) # >Girl shows me any sort of attention >Fall for her like a retard Why am I like this? 17 KB PNG
: Anonymous 01/28/21(Thu)09:35:11 No.62066677 >>62065980 (OP) # >Girl shows me any sort of attention >Fall for her like a retard Why am I like this? 17 KB PNG

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Anon lives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)10:28:31 No.849730467 >be me >wake up >drink booze >coom >eat sleeping pills >wake up 50 KB PNG >more booze >coom >make myself grilled cheese toast >eat >more booze >coom >more sleeping pills >sleep >repeat
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)10:28:31 No.849730467 >be me >wake up >drink booze >coom >eat sleeping pills >wake up 50 KB PNG >more booze >coom >make myself grilled cheese toast >eat >more booze >coom >more sleeping pills >sleep >repeat

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Anon is 18 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:13:07 No.849719305 >be me >18 yo >the madness is really starting to set in >manic as f--- half the time, still not as bad as last time though >very sleep deprived but don't feel it >lay down to watch some funny videos 22 KB JPG >pass out hard >wake up >voices all around me >l've been poisoned for sure >gotta find my phone and get help >so alone so alone so alone so alone >wears off in a few hours >still manic as f--- >laugh it off >grab vodka My life is so much fun you guys
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)15:13:07 No.849719305 >be me >18 yo >the madness is really starting to set in >manic as f--- half the time, still not as bad as last time though >very sleep deprived but don't feel it >lay down to watch some funny videos 22 KB JPG >pass out hard >wake up >voices all around me >l've been poisoned for sure >gotta find my phone and get help >so alone so alone so alone so alone >wears off in a few hours >still manic as f--- >laugh it off >grab vodka My life is so much fun you guys

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Anon achieves nirvana | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/2021(So.)12:38:23 No.849571020 >just devoured a footlong shawarma, stuffed with every topping >washed it down with a bottle of pepsi >had a tummy ache for a few minutes >go to the bathroom, take a giant s--- >burped up the entire bottles worth of pepsi gas >fell fully cleansed from the inside, I have achieved nirvana >feelsgoodman.jpg
Anonymous 03/14/2021(So.)12:38:23 No.849571020 >just devoured a footlong shawarma, stuffed with every topping >washed it down with a bottle of pepsi >had a tummy ache for a few minutes >go to the bathroom, take a giant s--- >burped up the entire bottles worth of pepsi gas >fell fully cleansed from the inside, I have achieved nirvana >feelsgoodman.jpg

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Anon uses algebra | /r/Greentext

File: twitch-emote-streaming-me(...).jpg (32 KB, 512x512) O Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)13:14:30 No.849670137 ► >Be me >Hanging out with some friends >One guy asks if his new girlfriend can come over >Surewhynot.gif >A while later she shows up >Greetings are exchanged, she shakes everyone's hand >I touched her hand >Her hand has touched her boobs, and likely her p---- before >By the transitive property, I just touched a girl's boob and snatch >Algebra rules See ya later, virgins
File: twitch-emote-streaming-me(...).jpg (32 KB, 512x512) O Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)13:14:30 No.849670137 ► >Be me >Hanging out with some friends >One guy asks if his new girlfriend can come over >Surewhynot.gif >A while later she shows up >Greetings are exchanged, she shakes everyone's hand >I touched her hand >Her hand has touched her boobs, and likely her p---- before >By the transitive property, I just touched a girl's boob and snatch >Algebra rules See ya later, virgins

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Anon has poor professionalism skills | /r/Greentext

14:41 A boards.4chan.org Board /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home Wallpapers/General the classics are somtimes the best View Announcement : Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)14:41:02 No.849675770 >be me >call center representative > over two hours straight with no calls >phone rings >watch it ring 62 KB JPG >listen to it >stare straight at it >call goes to voicemail >immediately clock myself into break >sit in exact same chair doing nothing helping no one >wrote email to time clock to tell them they aren't paying me enough >smoke joint >come back from break >hour passes >another call comes in >hang up as soon as I answer so that it seems like glitch >report it to HR citing pesky technical issues Why am I like this? Post a Reply Return Catalog Тop Undate DAuto
14:41 A boards.4chan.org Board /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home Wallpapers/General the classics are somtimes the best View Announcement : Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)14:41:02 No.849675770 >be me >call center representative > over two hours straight with no calls >phone rings >watch it ring 62 KB JPG >listen to it >stare straight at it >call goes to voicemail >immediately clock myself into break >sit in exact same chair doing nothing helping no one >wrote email to time clock to tell them they aren't paying me enough >smoke joint >come back from break >hour passes >another call comes in >hang up as soon as I answer so that it seems like glitch >report it to HR citing pesky technical issues Why am I like this? Post a Reply Return Catalog Тop Undate DAuto

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Anon dances with a female | /r/Greentext

>Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves 37.4 kB JPG >"uhh okay sure" >i do some avwkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >i purse my lips to greet hers >ring ring ring! >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream. 15 REPLIES 6 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 17790989 6 hr. ago >>17790974 (OP) your dream is honestly a bit gay
>Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >We're making quick progress and finish early. >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic s----- pop you'd hear on the radio >she's groovin >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >f--- it let's show her our moves 37.4 kB JPG >"uhh okay sure" >i do some avwkward disco moves, chicken dance etc. >she thinks its hilarious, >"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!" >i laugh harder than i ever had in years. >music changes again >this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >i can feel her body press against mine. >wow, she smells really good. >"hey anon, do you...?" >she smiles and looks down hiding her face. >Do you like me, anon? >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i close my eyes >i purse my lips to greet hers >ring ring ring! >my eyes open >i wake up in bed >tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream. 15 REPLIES 6 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 17790989 6 hr. ago >>17790974 (OP) your dream is honestly a bit gay

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The Stinking Machine | /r/Greentext

File: 14499826-3B92-42DA-AACB-5(...).jpg (28 KB, 600x552) O Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)22:23:23 No.62768923 >Doorbell rings >l open >Man wants to sell me a stinking machine >l buy it >now I have my very own stinking machine! >Decide to bring this technological miracle to school next day >I hide the stinking machine in a bag and select rotten egg smell >suddenly everyone smells a very strong rotten egg smell >a girl next to me pukes >all windows are opened, the stink doesnt go away >I switch to s--- smell >similar reactions as before >i switch to chlorine gas smell and turn my class inton a f------ verdun >Everyone around me starts coughing and choking >Teacher calls the ambulance >whole school is evacuated by the fire brigade then >i eventually get sued for illegally possessing a stinking machine >Should I buy a second stinking machine, bring it to the court and create some goofy gas smells?
File: 14499826-3B92-42DA-AACB-5(...).jpg (28 KB, 600x552) O Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)22:23:23 No.62768923 >Doorbell rings >l open >Man wants to sell me a stinking machine >l buy it >now I have my very own stinking machine! >Decide to bring this technological miracle to school next day >I hide the stinking machine in a bag and select rotten egg smell >suddenly everyone smells a very strong rotten egg smell >a girl next to me pukes >all windows are opened, the stink doesnt go away >I switch to s--- smell >similar reactions as before >i switch to chlorine gas smell and turn my class inton a f------ verdun >Everyone around me starts coughing and choking >Teacher calls the ambulance >whole school is evacuated by the fire brigade then >i eventually get sued for illegally possessing a stinking machine >Should I buy a second stinking machine, bring it to the court and create some goofy gas smells?

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Anon finds love | /r/Greentext

>i did it >i found the love of my life >wake up next to her >feeling most happieness that i ever felt >did all the drugs, this is better >wake up and make breakfast together >eat, laugh, go back to bed >have sex >this is the meaning of life >watch our favorite tv shows for hours >have steak dinner, drink wine >have sex again >go to bed, cuddle >discuss our plan to travel the world >we will buy the ticket to our first country tommorow >i am the happiest person that ever existed >i found meaning >wake up >search for what money i have left so i can buy myself my daily booze >sadness
>i did it >i found the love of my life >wake up next to her >feeling most happieness that i ever felt >did all the drugs, this is better >wake up and make breakfast together >eat, laugh, go back to bed >have sex >this is the meaning of life >watch our favorite tv shows for hours >have steak dinner, drink wine >have sex again >go to bed, cuddle >discuss our plan to travel the world >we will buy the ticket to our first country tommorow >i am the happiest person that ever existed >i found meaning >wake up >search for what money i have left so i can buy myself my daily booze >sadness

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Anon was treated kindly. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)11:37:28 No.62761159 >was so socially retarded that people genuinely treated me like i was special ed in school >they continued to treat me like this even in AP classes >not even that ugly, maybe even a bit above average on a good day 26 KB JPG Why are people like this? I was such a sperg that people didn't want to bully me. Did they think I was packing a TEC- 9 or some s---?
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)11:37:28 No.62761159 >was so socially retarded that people genuinely treated me like i was special ed in school >they continued to treat me like this even in AP classes >not even that ugly, maybe even a bit above average on a good day 26 KB JPG Why are people like this? I was such a sperg that people didn't want to bully me. Did they think I was packing a TEC- 9 or some s---?

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Anon drinks coffee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)14:02:50 No.849737413 >be me >was addicted to drugs >clean for 4 months >was never a coffee drinker >lets try this >actually gives me a nice feeling 23 KB JPG >notning much noticable tho >wait i can just make more concentraded coffee >dump half of a coffee jar in boiling water >let it cool down >f--- this is diguisting >put a ton of sugar too >drink >10 mins pass >holy f--- im TWEAKING >my body is shaking >run around the house and clean stuff for no reason >j------- >its legal brown drinkable amphetamine >become coffee addict
: Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)14:02:50 No.849737413 >be me >was addicted to drugs >clean for 4 months >was never a coffee drinker >lets try this >actually gives me a nice feeling 23 KB JPG >notning much noticable tho >wait i can just make more concentraded coffee >dump half of a coffee jar in boiling water >let it cool down >f--- this is diguisting >put a ton of sugar too >drink >10 mins pass >holy f--- im TWEAKING >my body is shaking >run around the house and clean stuff for no reason >j------- >its legal brown drinkable amphetamine >become coffee addict

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