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File: 14499826-3B92-42DA-AACB-5(...).jpg (28 KB, 600x552) O Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)22:23:23 No.62768923 >Doorbell rings >l open >Man wants to sell me a stinking machine >l buy it >now I have my very own stinking machine! >Decide to bring this technological miracle to school next day >I hide the stinking machine in a bag and select rotten egg smell >suddenly everyone smells a very strong rotten egg smell >a girl next to me pukes >all windows are opened, the stink doesnt go away >I switch to s--- smell >similar reactions as before >i switch to chlorine gas smell and turn my class inton a f------ verdun >Everyone around me starts coughing and choking >Teacher calls the ambulance >whole school is evacuated by the fire brigade then >i eventually get sued for illegally possessing a stinking machine >Should I buy a second stinking machine, bring it to the court and create some goofy gas smells?

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pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
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