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: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)11:00:03 No.849569595 Never told anyone this before >be my parents >have sex >baby comes >call the baby Chan >it's Japanese me >be as retarded as all kids are for 16 KB JPG first years of my life >start developing interest in computers and coding >get rly good at it cause its all I do and all spare time goes into it >one day decide i miss social contact but hate talking to people >create message board >categorize it into a million sub boards cause im an ocd autist my >spam it full of pictures, blogposts, greentexts and videos >respond to them all myself to have varied, fulfilling conversations >all other IPs are banned from posting >do this for years, every day, every hour >happy i have social outlet just for me >just for chan it's all just me
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)11:00:03 No.849569595 Never told anyone this before >be my parents >have sex >baby comes >call the baby Chan >it's Japanese me >be as retarded as all kids are for 16 KB JPG first years of my life >start developing interest in computers and coding >get rly good at it cause its all I do and all spare time goes into it >one day decide i miss social contact but hate talking to people >create message board >categorize it into a million sub boards cause im an ocd autist my >spam it full of pictures, blogposts, greentexts and videos >respond to them all myself to have varied, fulfilling conversations >all other IPs are banned from posting >do this for years, every day, every hour >happy i have social outlet just for me >just for chan it's all just me

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Anon buys a sword | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)10:14:53 No.62716063 >>62711025 (OP) # >be me, 11 years old >at a renassaince fair or however the f--- you spell it >want to buy one of those wooden swords 8 KB JPG >im at the trip on a boyscouts thing so theres not really any adults supervising us >buy a sword, friends also buy swords or axes >dont have a pocket to put it in and neither does a guy next to me (the other guy was probably 16 >we go into another sword store and ask if they have anything we can use >women behind the counter is probably 21-25 >gives the other guy a rope to tie around his waist, he leaves >"are you sure you dont have anywhere you can put the sword anon?" uhmyeah.mp4 >"Can i check" sure.zip >she runs her hands down and around my waistband then puts them under my underwear and goes around, stopping at right above my d--- >i faintly remember her looking at and smiling at me >she gives me a rope >i leave i dont remember much else, i didnt even realized what happened for about 3 more hours.
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)10:14:53 No.62716063 >>62711025 (OP) # >be me, 11 years old >at a renassaince fair or however the f--- you spell it >want to buy one of those wooden swords 8 KB JPG >im at the trip on a boyscouts thing so theres not really any adults supervising us >buy a sword, friends also buy swords or axes >dont have a pocket to put it in and neither does a guy next to me (the other guy was probably 16 >we go into another sword store and ask if they have anything we can use >women behind the counter is probably 21-25 >gives the other guy a rope to tie around his waist, he leaves >"are you sure you dont have anywhere you can put the sword anon?" uhmyeah.mp4 >"Can i check" sure.zip >she runs her hands down and around my waistband then puts them under my underwear and goes around, stopping at right above my d--- >i faintly remember her looking at and smiling at me >she gives me a rope >i leave i dont remember much else, i didnt even realized what happened for about 3 more hours.

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Anon is a general | /r/Greentext

File: 220px-Qasem Soleimani_wit(.).jpg (15 KB, 220x330) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:15:41 No.62731435 [Reply] ► >be me >famous general and fierce warrior >fighting a war with some idiots who want to enslave us >winning.jpg >in comes self acclaimed democratic union >not even democratic. They are ruled by this cabal of powerful religious nuts. Can't say their name, but it begins with a J. >mfw they help the other dudes. >get defeated >people in poverty >some dudes appear >they seem pretty cool >help us with poverty >idiots we were fighting desecrate one of our burial sites >go to help my people >mfw my vehicle explodes >still_alive.mp3 >they cool guys from before tell me it was the union >specifically that "J" group >f------ >the guys give me prosthetics >neat >but now I have a cough >and weird accent >start fighting against the "democratic" union >kill thousands of their soldiers >naturally all of them are white >kill dozens of the "J"s operatives >take their weapons as trophies >they send one of their top enforcers >we fight as men, in glorious melee >he hits me a bunch, I hit him a bunch >throw him to the ground >mfw when the f----- pulls out a pistol and shoots me >never mind me, the f------ are going to be killed by their own soldiers soon >be General Grievous >pic unrelated
File: 220px-Qasem Soleimani_wit(.).jpg (15 KB, 220x330) Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:15:41 No.62731435 [Reply] ► >be me >famous general and fierce warrior >fighting a war with some idiots who want to enslave us >winning.jpg >in comes self acclaimed democratic union >not even democratic. They are ruled by this cabal of powerful religious nuts. Can't say their name, but it begins with a J. >mfw they help the other dudes. >get defeated >people in poverty >some dudes appear >they seem pretty cool >help us with poverty >idiots we were fighting desecrate one of our burial sites >go to help my people >mfw my vehicle explodes >still_alive.mp3 >they cool guys from before tell me it was the union >specifically that "J" group >f------ >the guys give me prosthetics >neat >but now I have a cough >and weird accent >start fighting against the "democratic" union >kill thousands of their soldiers >naturally all of them are white >kill dozens of the "J"s operatives >take their weapons as trophies >they send one of their top enforcers >we fight as men, in glorious melee >he hits me a bunch, I hit him a bunch >throw him to the ground >mfw when the f----- pulls out a pistol and shoots me >never mind me, the f------ are going to be killed by their own soldiers soon >be General Grievous >pic unrelated

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Dark Mode anon calls for a throwback | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)08:43:04 No.849495629 >He will not divide our ass cheeks. HEW NOT DE us 77 KB JPG
| Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)08:43:04 No.849495629 >He will not divide our ass cheeks. HEW NOT DE us 77 KB JPG

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Anon is a teacher | /r/Greentext

36950777-happy-smile-old-(...).jpg 2 (94 KB, 1300x866) google yandex iqdb wait 1 Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)12:06:25 No.846532478 v > college zoom class > professor asks a question, I answer > professors goes "that's the white answer!" > pauses, class snickers > "ha ha I meant right answer!" 2 > time passes, almost end of class > professor asks another question, some retard gets it wrong > "that's the BLACK answer!" > class is dead silent, black girls fuming > new professor next week
36950777-happy-smile-old-(...).jpg 2 (94 KB, 1300x866) google yandex iqdb wait 1 Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)12:06:25 No.846532478 v > college zoom class > professor asks a question, I answer > professors goes "that's the white answer!" > pauses, class snickers > "ha ha I meant right answer!" 2 > time passes, almost end of class > professor asks another question, some retard gets it wrong > "that's the BLACK answer!" > class is dead silent, black girls fuming > new professor next week

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Anon has a tradition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)05:42:15 No.62729164 >be me >have a friendship that goes back to middle school >best friend and I share everything >when one of us has a gf we share their nudes with each other so we can 7 KB JPG coom >one time he told me he was in my home but I wasn't there >asked him what the f--- is he doing there >turns out he's dating my sister >friendship was lost after a while after such f------ betrayal >it was difficult at first cause I had to see hm at my house but didn't talk to him >after months we decide to bury the hatchet and be friends again >he buys me pizza and we play some video games while I accept their relationship >since we are friends again I ask him to go back to tradition and share his gf's nudes with me so I can coom >he tells me he's dating my sister as if i didn't know that >tell him that if he wants to have it his way then we're going back to tradition and he can't question me about it >f----- acts like I offended his whole family >no longer friends So this f----- decided to sacrifice our friendship over some bitch... good to know his true colors I guess
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)05:42:15 No.62729164 >be me >have a friendship that goes back to middle school >best friend and I share everything >when one of us has a gf we share their nudes with each other so we can 7 KB JPG coom >one time he told me he was in my home but I wasn't there >asked him what the f--- is he doing there >turns out he's dating my sister >friendship was lost after a while after such f------ betrayal >it was difficult at first cause I had to see hm at my house but didn't talk to him >after months we decide to bury the hatchet and be friends again >he buys me pizza and we play some video games while I accept their relationship >since we are friends again I ask him to go back to tradition and share his gf's nudes with me so I can coom >he tells me he's dating my sister as if i didn't know that >tell him that if he wants to have it his way then we're going back to tradition and he can't question me about it >f----- acts like I offended his whole family >no longer friends So this f----- decided to sacrifice our friendship over some bitch... good to know his true colors I guess

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty 13 KB JPG >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.
>Girlfriend of 4 years leaves me last week >She moved out while I was at work >Went into computer room >Her desk is completely empty 13 KB JPG >I sit down and browse the internet for a bit >Looking at random funny videos >Hours pass >Find one funny video I can't stop laughing at >"Hey you have to see th-" >Turn to see an empty desk beside mine I thought she was still here.

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Anon makes friends | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: OOTSVDWM) 09/18/12(Tue)18:21:45 No.425921004 Replies: >>425921187 >be 29 on sidewalk >have to use bathroom,. about to s--- pants >run into nearest business to use bathroom >it's a daycare >ask where bathroom is >cute girl points towards it >go and relieve myself >come out, and children are sitting in circle >girl asks me to have a seat and read with them. must think i'm a parent >too embarrassed to tell her i just game in to s--- >sit down and hear her read >awkward as f---. >mind wanders. start thinking about last night with girlfriend >get a boner >wearing sweatpants. not good >girl asks me which kid is mine. i tell her none. >she gives look of disgust i'll never forget. demands i leave >stand up. tent fully pitched >kids all scream >run out as fast as i can
O Anonymous (ID: OOTSVDWM) 09/18/12(Tue)18:21:45 No.425921004 Replies: >>425921187 >be 29 on sidewalk >have to use bathroom,. about to s--- pants >run into nearest business to use bathroom >it's a daycare >ask where bathroom is >cute girl points towards it >go and relieve myself >come out, and children are sitting in circle >girl asks me to have a seat and read with them. must think i'm a parent >too embarrassed to tell her i just game in to s--- >sit down and hear her read >awkward as f---. >mind wanders. start thinking about last night with girlfriend >get a boner >wearing sweatpants. not good >girl asks me which kid is mine. i tell her none. >she gives look of disgust i'll never forget. demands i leave >stand up. tent fully pitched >kids all scream >run out as fast as i can

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Anon found food | /r/Greentext

1h: 45652462 JPG · 59KB · (450 × 600) >be the soviet union >we find food >we are happy
1h: 45652462 JPG · 59KB · (450 × 600) >be the soviet union >we find food >we are happy

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Anon regrets his actions | /r/Greentext

>be 15 >older brother is 21 >make a s----- “mom, brother confessed he is gay" joke xd >"we wanted to wait a few years before we tell you but it seems he decided to tell you earlier" >tfw
>be 15 >older brother is 21 >make a s----- “mom, brother confessed he is gay" joke xd >"we wanted to wait a few years before we tell you but it seems he decided to tell you earlier" >tfw

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Anon had an idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/20(Thu)12:24:26 No.835769198 >be me, mid twenties >always late for work >idea.bat >start jerking off white I'm taking my morning s--- to save time >going well, few months now and I'm late much less 21 KB JPG >one morning, do my business, take a s--- and j-------, get ready for work >walk outside to my car >smell dog s--- >boner God have mercy on me
: Anonymous 09/10/20(Thu)12:24:26 No.835769198 >be me, mid twenties >always late for work >idea.bat >start jerking off white I'm taking my morning s--- to save time >going well, few months now and I'm late much less 21 KB JPG >one morning, do my business, take a s--- and j-------, get ready for work >walk outside to my car >smell dog s--- >boner God have mercy on me

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Anon doesn't like women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/19(Sun)11:39:12 No.803525737 >Be me >cart pusher at ikea >8 hour shift >working hard >38 degree celsius >the sun is burning me >f------ exhausted and 78 KB JPG depressed >feel something poking me >it's a kid >max 4 years old >"Sir, can I have this cart please" >l smile >"of course , buddy" >he thanks me and runs with it towards his mom >my day is suddenly slightly better >finish shift >go back home >j-------, thinking about the little kid >sleep I like my job
: Anonymous 06/30/19(Sun)11:39:12 No.803525737 >Be me >cart pusher at ikea >8 hour shift >working hard >38 degree celsius >the sun is burning me >f------ exhausted and 78 KB JPG depressed >feel something poking me >it's a kid >max 4 years old >"Sir, can I have this cart please" >l smile >"of course , buddy" >he thanks me and runs with it towards his mom >my day is suddenly slightly better >finish shift >go back home >j-------, thinking about the little kid >sleep I like my job

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Anon has no one | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)02:14:32 No.62738574 14748748378.jpg 301 KB JPG >be me >10 years ago >high school >come back from summer break >talking to people who I think are my "friends" >ask them what they did over the summer >turns out they all did various s--- without me >hiking, camping and various other s--- "sorry we didn't invite you anon, we thought you'd be busy." >can barely even contain their laughter to appear sincere S--- like this is why I don't trust anyone. View Thread
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)02:14:32 No.62738574 14748748378.jpg 301 KB JPG >be me >10 years ago >high school >come back from summer break >talking to people who I think are my "friends" >ask them what they did over the summer >turns out they all did various s--- without me >hiking, camping and various other s--- "sorry we didn't invite you anon, we thought you'd be busy." >can barely even contain their laughter to appear sincere S--- like this is why I don't trust anyone. View Thread

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Anon gets girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)11:11:54 No.849484612 >be me, 5 years ago >starting high school >major addiction problem >on xanax and benzos 24/7 >look fairly attractive >girls are flirting with me >never horny or think about sex 75 KB JPG because the downers kill my libido >brain too fried to register or give a f--- >i just wanna go home and eat my pills and sleep every day >qt 7/10 makes it very obvious that she is into me and wants to f--- >literally says hey Anon lets f--- >my fried brain registers >i go to her place, im on a coctail of pills >we start kissing, not horny, brain is numb, cant get my d--- hard >try to stick it in soft >doesnt work >say sorry and leave; come home and eat more pills >keep being a pill junkie through most of my time im high school >finally get sober near the end >im horny now and wanna f--- >realize 5 different girls were flirting with me and i ignored them >the girl i tried to f--- told the others that my d--- doesnt work >all the girls think im gay now >im a dumbass
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)11:11:54 No.849484612 >be me, 5 years ago >starting high school >major addiction problem >on xanax and benzos 24/7 >look fairly attractive >girls are flirting with me >never horny or think about sex 75 KB JPG because the downers kill my libido >brain too fried to register or give a f--- >i just wanna go home and eat my pills and sleep every day >qt 7/10 makes it very obvious that she is into me and wants to f--- >literally says hey Anon lets f--- >my fried brain registers >i go to her place, im on a coctail of pills >we start kissing, not horny, brain is numb, cant get my d--- hard >try to stick it in soft >doesnt work >say sorry and leave; come home and eat more pills >keep being a pill junkie through most of my time im high school >finally get sober near the end >im horny now and wanna f--- >realize 5 different girls were flirting with me and i ignored them >the girl i tried to f--- told the others that my d--- doesnt work >all the girls think im gay now >im a dumbass

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Anon becomes gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 849483586 21 perccel ezelőtt •. >be me >straight >go onto 4chan >go onto /b/ >become gay I'm gay now AMA 90,6 kB JPG
Anonymous | 849483586 21 perccel ezelőtt •. >be me >straight >go onto 4chan >go onto /b/ >become gay I'm gay now AMA 90,6 kB JPG

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Anon goes outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme 280 KB PNG
: Anonymous 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme 280 KB PNG

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Anon shouldn't be regarded as a loser because he didn't have sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/19(Sat)10:26:32 No.52913952 >26 years old >never had sex >never had a girlfriend >never kissed a girl >never held hands with a girl >never hugged a girl >never flirted with a girl >never had a girl's phone number 56 KB JPG Haha, why is life so f------ unfair? I'm probably like one in a millionth to be this much of a loser.
: Anonymous 06/15/19(Sat)10:26:32 No.52913952 >26 years old >never had sex >never had a girlfriend >never kissed a girl >never held hands with a girl >never hugged a girl >never flirted with a girl >never had a girl's phone number 56 KB JPG Haha, why is life so f------ unfair? I'm probably like one in a millionth to be this much of a loser.

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Anon has a change of heart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:41:49 No.812813526 Maybe black people arnt that bad. >be me, 4 years ago >first day of highschool >hella shy and dont know anyone since I moved 22 KB JPG >day goes welI, then I get on the bus to go home >I'm planning out what I'm gonna do in my head to get off >while planningI miss my stop and say quietly "hey, you missed my stop.." >black kid sitting behind me stands up and yells "AYO BUS LADY, YOU MISSED THIS KIDS STOP!" >she stops the bus and asks who
: Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)16:41:49 No.812813526 Maybe black people arnt that bad. >be me, 4 years ago >first day of highschool >hella shy and dont know anyone since I moved 22 KB JPG >day goes welI, then I get on the bus to go home >I'm planning out what I'm gonna do in my head to get off >while planningI miss my stop and say quietly "hey, you missed my stop.." >black kid sitting behind me stands up and yells "AYO BUS LADY, YOU MISSED THIS KIDS STOP!" >she stops the bus and asks who

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>write greentext >immediately post to r/greentext for shekels | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:39:44 No.849505496 >be with gf >kinky sex have her tied up with buttplu in >railing her from behind >she yelps louder than normal >pull out to see if shes okay >look down and no longer see the pretty pink jewel >w--.jpg >enhance >spread cheeks wider >buttplug completely inside of her >need to think fast while she sits there in pain >ninja training takes over >at the speed of light my hand shoots in to retrieve the buried treasure >she lets another wince as I rip it out of her >she lays there shaking >"Was your whole hand in my a------?" >"Just these three" >I hold up the buttpug with my index, middle finger and thumb >l explain I must have pushed it in from the inside due to a bad angled thrust. >We laugh it off and clean up >never came but its okay I love her and know she knows >next morning >head when we wake up >later >sitting bored and decided to write this up >she lays on my arm proof reading this >love this girl
O Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)12:39:44 No.849505496 >be with gf >kinky sex have her tied up with buttplu in >railing her from behind >she yelps louder than normal >pull out to see if shes okay >look down and no longer see the pretty pink jewel >w--.jpg >enhance >spread cheeks wider >buttplug completely inside of her >need to think fast while she sits there in pain >ninja training takes over >at the speed of light my hand shoots in to retrieve the buried treasure >she lets another wince as I rip it out of her >she lays there shaking >"Was your whole hand in my a------?" >"Just these three" >I hold up the buttpug with my index, middle finger and thumb >l explain I must have pushed it in from the inside due to a bad angled thrust. >We laugh it off and clean up >never came but its okay I love her and know she knows >next morning >head when we wake up >later >sitting bored and decided to write this up >she lays on my arm proof reading this >love this girl

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Anon displays american politics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)15:27:35 No.849515193 >less stimulus than promised >16 million more children cut from eligibility >no minimum wage increase >bombing Syria >no mask mandate >over 100 thousand dead of 125 KB JPG COVID on his watch >no student loan forgiveness What a f------ disappointment
: Anonymous 03/13/21(Sat)15:27:35 No.849515193 >less stimulus than promised >16 million more children cut from eligibility >no minimum wage increase >bombing Syria >no mask mandate >over 100 thousand dead of 125 KB JPG COVID on his watch >no student loan forgiveness What a f------ disappointment

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