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Anon shoots his web | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG
Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG

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Anon Makes A Friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:37:28 No.62701136 >add a friend in a game because i have feeling to make a connection >they ask me to play the game with them every single day 5 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:37:28 No.62701136 >add a friend in a game because i have feeling to make a connection >they ask me to play the game with them every single day 5 KB JPG

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Anon having a good time with their grandpa. | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me
>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon gets minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10
: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10

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Anon makes some phone calls | /r/Greentext

DIGIORNO Anonymous No.650085789 1 hour ago >be me sitting in top floor apartment looking strait down a block of houses. >Order pizza online from every pizza place around for every house on the block >like 20 + pizza places, 20 ish houses, multiple orders to the same house from different pizza places >First one arrives, I watch him talking and arguing with the home owner. >Within 5 minutes about 15 pizza guys are there, >They are all running between houses, trying to sort out orders. >Police show up >Start to corral the pizza drivers >More pizza drivers show up >Home owners are shouting like crazy >Police are shouting >Pizza guys are shouting >I watch out the window while eating DiGiornos The night of a thousand pizzas. 4 replies
DIGIORNO Anonymous No.650085789 1 hour ago >be me sitting in top floor apartment looking strait down a block of houses. >Order pizza online from every pizza place around for every house on the block >like 20 + pizza places, 20 ish houses, multiple orders to the same house from different pizza places >First one arrives, I watch him talking and arguing with the home owner. >Within 5 minutes about 15 pizza guys are there, >They are all running between houses, trying to sort out orders. >Police show up >Start to corral the pizza drivers >More pizza drivers show up >Home owners are shouting like crazy >Police are shouting >Pizza guys are shouting >I watch out the window while eating DiGiornos The night of a thousand pizzas. 4 replies

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Anon is an athlete | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)16:41:08 No.849353528 >Be Me >At gym tanned thottie keeps staring at me jogging in my dad shorts >Boner bulging >C-- down pants leg on to 435 KB JPG treadmill slipandfall.wav >Covered in road rash and coom
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)16:41:08 No.849353528 >Be Me >At gym tanned thottie keeps staring at me jogging in my dad shorts >Boner bulging >C-- down pants leg on to 435 KB JPG treadmill slipandfall.wav >Covered in road rash and coom

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Anons autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)19:19:27 No.62708244 >be me, 17 year old sperg in hs >french class >have a friend who sits behind me and Bruh zone Bruh Bruh to the left >stacy-ish girl sits directly behind me >one day turn around to talk to him and say 170 KB PNG >What's up bitch >girl behind me thought I was talking to her and is giggling like she liked it >look at her for a second and ignore >keep talking to my friend damn I missed my big chance right there 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)19:19:27 No.62708244 >be me, 17 year old sperg in hs >french class >have a friend who sits behind me and Bruh zone Bruh Bruh to the left >stacy-ish girl sits directly behind me >one day turn around to talk to him and say 170 KB PNG >What's up bitch >girl behind me thought I was talking to her and is giggling like she liked it >look at her for a second and ignore >keep talking to my friend damn I missed my big chance right there 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon lives in the Marvel Universe | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)03:24:07 No.849314102 v >be me >live in New York >wake up for work >pour bowl of Mighty Magneto Marshmallows >turn on news >"Bruce Banner stops 2 bank robbers this morning" >"Leaving 89 dead, 52 injured" >walk out to car >see Dr Strange fighting some monks on the side of my apartment >spend next half hour walking down the same never ending staircase to my car >get stuck in traffic, already late for work >turn on radio >"Iron Man seen fighting Thanos just south of downtown near HW 86" >"Traffic report indicates 200 car pile up, hundreds dead" >spend next 3 hours going 2 mph listening to the death toll rise >make it to work at lunch >be berated by my boss for coming in late >explain Iron man and Thanos were throwing cars like snowballs at each other on the highway >tells me I should plan better for this type of stuff >alien space ships appear in the sky out of nowhere >Thor comes tumbling down from the heavens >Lightning strikes all across Manhattan, blowing up every transformer in a 100 mile radius >thousands of civilians are turned to charcoal instantly >crashes through an entire spaceship and into lower Manhattan >8 city blocks are turned to dust upon impact. >boss says I can go home early >head out to parking garage >walk out just in time to see Spiderman yeet my car across the city to hit the Statue of Liberty's head clean off >start walking home >hear someone coming up behind me >Captain America runs into me at full sprint, screaming "On your left!" >90% of my bones and organs are destroyed on impact >spend rest of life as vegetable lying in hospital bed >wife can't stand to see me like this >reaches out to organization in hopes they can help me >wife comes into hospital room >"Hey, anon, I reached out to a group that helps peoples lives that have fallen on hard times" >no... >"They also invited some people to come visit you in hopes that you will feel better" >hear multiple footsteps coming down the hallway >dear god no >Iron Mans head smashes through the wall >". AVENGERS. !"
O Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)03:24:07 No.849314102 v >be me >live in New York >wake up for work >pour bowl of Mighty Magneto Marshmallows >turn on news >"Bruce Banner stops 2 bank robbers this morning" >"Leaving 89 dead, 52 injured" >walk out to car >see Dr Strange fighting some monks on the side of my apartment >spend next half hour walking down the same never ending staircase to my car >get stuck in traffic, already late for work >turn on radio >"Iron Man seen fighting Thanos just south of downtown near HW 86" >"Traffic report indicates 200 car pile up, hundreds dead" >spend next 3 hours going 2 mph listening to the death toll rise >make it to work at lunch >be berated by my boss for coming in late >explain Iron man and Thanos were throwing cars like snowballs at each other on the highway >tells me I should plan better for this type of stuff >alien space ships appear in the sky out of nowhere >Thor comes tumbling down from the heavens >Lightning strikes all across Manhattan, blowing up every transformer in a 100 mile radius >thousands of civilians are turned to charcoal instantly >crashes through an entire spaceship and into lower Manhattan >8 city blocks are turned to dust upon impact. >boss says I can go home early >head out to parking garage >walk out just in time to see Spiderman yeet my car across the city to hit the Statue of Liberty's head clean off >start walking home >hear someone coming up behind me >Captain America runs into me at full sprint, screaming "On your left!" >90% of my bones and organs are destroyed on impact >spend rest of life as vegetable lying in hospital bed >wife can't stand to see me like this >reaches out to organization in hopes they can help me >wife comes into hospital room >"Hey, anon, I reached out to a group that helps peoples lives that have fallen on hard times" >no... >"They also invited some people to come visit you in hopes that you will feel better" >hear multiple footsteps coming down the hallway >dear god no >Iron Mans head smashes through the wall >". AVENGERS. !"

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Anon is racist. | /r/Greentext

>be me >be black >be at super bowl party last night >telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy guy calling me n----- >some white girl I'm not even talking to flinches and has a disgusted look on her face and says "please don't 23 KB JPG use that word" >l say "what word? N-----?" >she then says "you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word" >l tell her l'm the only black person here and I'm telling a story >she say "IDC I don't like when people use that word around me" >her three beta orbiters then walk over
>be me >be black >be at super bowl party last night >telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy guy calling me n----- >some white girl I'm not even talking to flinches and has a disgusted look on her face and says "please don't 23 KB JPG use that word" >l say "what word? N-----?" >she then says "you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word" >l tell her l'm the only black person here and I'm telling a story >she say "IDC I don't like when people use that word around me" >her three beta orbiters then walk over

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Anon has a hard life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)19:16:08 No.62033683 >one chance at life >born small penis manlet 11 KB JPG 9 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)19:16:08 No.62033683 >one chance at life >born small penis manlet 11 KB JPG 9 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon has story | /r/Greentext

**** >be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time Is The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros >Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS >Glorious escape! >l'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star >By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae >Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean >Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below >Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates >Cause LED to release a single photon >lt's furry p---
**** >be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time Is The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros >Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS >Glorious escape! >l'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star >By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae >Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean >Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below >Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates >Cause LED to release a single photon >lt's furry p---

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Anon gets a job in a steel mill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)21:03:00 No.62569728 >be me >get a holiday job at a steel mill >watch the simpsons episode with the gay steel mill >be bi so looking forward to getting f----- there 26 KB JPG >my first day in the steel mill >no gays there >just a bunch of drunk people bossing me around and telling me to do the s-------- and hardest work for them >the girls in the office look ugly af too those bastards lied to me
: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)21:03:00 No.62569728 >be me >get a holiday job at a steel mill >watch the simpsons episode with the gay steel mill >be bi so looking forward to getting f----- there 26 KB JPG >my first day in the steel mill >no gays there >just a bunch of drunk people bossing me around and telling me to do the s-------- and hardest work for them >the girls in the office look ugly af too those bastards lied to me

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Anon talked to dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw
: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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Anon wants to beat children | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)12:16:00 No.62699465 >be me >sister is having an extra rough day >take my nephew to one of those jump parks just to give her a moment to breath >hes enjoying himself >wants to play dodge ball with the 75 KB PNG other kids >other kids are 12-14 when he's 7 >tell him that I won't stop him from having fun but expect no mercy from the older kids >he gets slaughtered >clearly upset >the other kids were clearly targeting him >his entire team gets obliterated >decide enough is enough >walk into doge ball court like big d--- in a locker room >be 25 year old 6'4 fat ass r9k user adult >can throw one of those "balls" with the speed of a meteor compared to the plebeian kids on the other team >re-intact that scene in doge ball where the looser f---- gets really p----- off and murders the entire team solo >jump up on the trampolines so high that when my full fatass weight goes into a throw I knock kids down >kids are flying into the sides of the trampolines after my gorilla throws >nephew thinks its the most badass s--- ever >our team wins >take him out for ice cream after I've not done much with my s----- life but l'll never forget how happy my nephew was to tell my sister that I slam dunked the other children | Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)12:27:23 No.62699528 >>62699465 (OP) # I want to beat the s--- out of children. 16 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)12:16:00 No.62699465 >be me >sister is having an extra rough day >take my nephew to one of those jump parks just to give her a moment to breath >hes enjoying himself >wants to play dodge ball with the 75 KB PNG other kids >other kids are 12-14 when he's 7 >tell him that I won't stop him from having fun but expect no mercy from the older kids >he gets slaughtered >clearly upset >the other kids were clearly targeting him >his entire team gets obliterated >decide enough is enough >walk into doge ball court like big d--- in a locker room >be 25 year old 6'4 fat ass r9k user adult >can throw one of those "balls" with the speed of a meteor compared to the plebeian kids on the other team >re-intact that scene in doge ball where the looser f---- gets really p----- off and murders the entire team solo >jump up on the trampolines so high that when my full fatass weight goes into a throw I knock kids down >kids are flying into the sides of the trampolines after my gorilla throws >nephew thinks its the most badass s--- ever >our team wins >take him out for ice cream after I've not done much with my s----- life but l'll never forget how happy my nephew was to tell my sister that I slam dunked the other children | Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)12:27:23 No.62699528 >>62699465 (OP) # I want to beat the s--- out of children. 16 KB JPG

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Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/18(Thu)14:10:35 No.45794990 >be me >somebody makes fun of me >girl laughs at me >this means she was thinking of me >in other terms my image was in her brain for a short while 6 KB JPG >l've basically been inside her See you later, virgins 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 05/31/18(Thu)14:10:35 No.45794990 >be me >somebody makes fun of me >girl laughs at me >this means she was thinking of me >in other terms my image was in her brain for a short while 6 KB JPG >l've basically been inside her See you later, virgins 2 Replies View Thread

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HIStory is told by the victors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)16:09:29 No.849351555 In the late 1600s, London was plagued by a sexual attacker, dubbed 'Whipping Tom', who would spank his victims with his hand or sometimes a rod and shout 'Spanko!' before running away. ping Tom uping Tone B122A23B-9CCE-45B3-9E8F-5E2E9EC5AFFB.jpg 213 KB JPG >1600 >Be me, Whipping Tom >Decide it would be humorous to slap some wenches on their bottoms >Starts as a joke but I quickly develop a liking for it, and become quite renound for my spankings, as I'm fleet of foot and yet to be caught >Flash forward over 400 years >Countless great and powerful men have died and been long forgotten, but my tale is still told and my name remembered >Spanko!
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)16:09:29 No.849351555 In the late 1600s, London was plagued by a sexual attacker, dubbed 'Whipping Tom', who would spank his victims with his hand or sometimes a rod and shout 'Spanko!' before running away. ping Tom uping Tone B122A23B-9CCE-45B3-9E8F-5E2E9EC5AFFB.jpg 213 KB JPG >1600 >Be me, Whipping Tom >Decide it would be humorous to slap some wenches on their bottoms >Starts as a joke but I quickly develop a liking for it, and become quite renound for my spankings, as I'm fleet of foot and yet to be caught >Flash forward over 400 years >Countless great and powerful men have died and been long forgotten, but my tale is still told and my name remembered >Spanko!

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> be legionnaire

File: 1350865826492.jpg-(86 KB, 500x318, jerash_soldiers_sm.jpg) a: O Anonymous (ID: OCTUrwoV) 10/21/12(Su ITT: old feels >be legionare >seiging carthage >in streets >see IX/X ancilla >byneptune.mosiac >run out of formation >tell her that i will give her 5 denarii for servicing >"non porcus" ofenJankins 2000 >feel pastae dripping out of armor >cartheginian arrow goes through my eye >pleb as f---
File: 1350865826492.jpg-(86 KB, 500x318, jerash_soldiers_sm.jpg) a: O Anonymous (ID: OCTUrwoV) 10/21/12(Su ITT: old feels >be legionare >seiging carthage >in streets >see IX/X ancilla >byneptune.mosiac >run out of formation >tell her that i will give her 5 denarii for servicing >"non porcus" ofenJankins 2000 >feel pastae dripping out of armor >cartheginian arrow goes through my eye >pleb as f---

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Anon Sheds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:04:03 No.62700808 >run hand through my hair >lots of hairs fall off >notice theres a f--- ton of hairs on my pillow >look in the mirror and pull back my hair >notice that my hairline is f----- beyond repair 18 KB JPG >l'm only 19 I think this is the beginning of the end for me. If god is real he is the most sadistic f----- ever, i can't f------ believe I was born just to be a bald manlet F--- MY LIFE AND F--- GOD
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:04:03 No.62700808 >run hand through my hair >lots of hairs fall off >notice theres a f--- ton of hairs on my pillow >look in the mirror and pull back my hair >notice that my hairline is f----- beyond repair 18 KB JPG >l'm only 19 I think this is the beginning of the end for me. If god is real he is the most sadistic f----- ever, i can't f------ believe I was born just to be a bald manlet F--- MY LIFE AND F--- GOD

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Anon buys a house | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)15:51:35 No.849270245 >>bought a house >>beating off on the couch >>see movement out of the corner of my eye >>forgot front door has a window now >>amazon delivery driver saw me 27 KB JPG masturbating to mistress T
: Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)15:51:35 No.849270245 >>bought a house >>beating off on the couch >>see movement out of the corner of my eye >>forgot front door has a window now >>amazon delivery driver saw me 27 KB JPG masturbating to mistress T

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anon and the necromancer's apprentice

Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No.89067 >89081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM. >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it" >As is the nature of a f------ weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy >A successful summoning >Roll to control it >fail >The skeleton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion. >Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table. >Roll to banish >another fail >each of skeleton sorcerers then summon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer. >Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad...I'm gonna need some help" >party is in an inn across the way >necromancer runs for help. >DM runs the calculations. >in the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced. >There are now over 16000 skeletons and they're continuing to multiply exponentially. >"oh god. >"Tha... That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC!" >"DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" >DM-"According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, there's no limit.." >"FUCKI" >The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks. >Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons. >"we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys. let's get out of here" SDM's narration is >"As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Ed'hyak. Ed'hyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones. In the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow" >Mackleroy, a merchant character in the party is livid. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland in a matter of 6 or 7 turns. >Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid" > DM "No, Not until we finish the story. > Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members are actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "mayhaps we can draw them into the void..." >captain >DM narrates further "In the distance a wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People are screaming, crying, jumping overboard; complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do. >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat in a sea of skeletons. >The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP, NO MORE!" >nothing >DM intervenes "There are countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one million with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that their combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The generation of gravity from the skeletons' ever increasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead...or a skeleton. This starts a chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star. A star born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star. of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head'n our way!" Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride"
Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No.89067 >89081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM. >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it" >As is the nature of a f------ weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy >A successful summoning >Roll to control it >fail >The skeleton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion. >Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table. >Roll to banish >another fail >each of skeleton sorcerers then summon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer. >Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad...I'm gonna need some help" >party is in an inn across the way >necromancer runs for help. >DM runs the calculations. >in the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced. >There are now over 16000 skeletons and they're continuing to multiply exponentially. >"oh god. >"Tha... That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC!" >"DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" >DM-"According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, there's no limit.." >"FUCKI" >The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks. >Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons. >"we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys. let's get out of here" SDM's narration is >"As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Ed'hyak. Ed'hyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones. In the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow" >Mackleroy, a merchant character in the party is livid. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland in a matter of 6 or 7 turns. >Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid" > DM "No, Not until we finish the story. > Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members are actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "mayhaps we can draw them into the void..." >captain >DM narrates further "In the distance a wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People are screaming, crying, jumping overboard; complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do. >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat in a sea of skeletons. >The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP, NO MORE!" >nothing >DM intervenes "There are countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one million with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that their combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The generation of gravity from the skeletons' ever increasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead...or a skeleton. This starts a chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star. A star born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star. of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head'n our way!" Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride"

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