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Anonymous 早点休息吧朋友,你那边都 $787. Rest early, my friend, it's too late for you. 哈哈你是对的。晚安。我们明 天再谈 谢谢你听我整脚的英语 07/03/22(Sun)12:30:09 No.69270887 > girl from across the world who I've been talking to for a few hours sends heart emoji What does this mean. good night 97 KB JPG 3 Replies Anonymous >>69270887 (OP) # View Thread 07/03/22(Sun)12:31:19 No.69270894 The Chinese are successfully infiltrating your inner circle Also how did you learn Chinese
Anonymous 早点休息吧朋友,你那边都 $787. Rest early, my friend, it's too late for you. 哈哈你是对的。晚安。我们明 天再谈 谢谢你听我整脚的英语 07/03/22(Sun)12:30:09 No.69270887 > girl from across the world who I've been talking to for a few hours sends heart emoji What does this mean. good night 97 KB JPG 3 Replies Anonymous >>69270887 (OP) # View Thread 07/03/22(Sun)12:31:19 No.69270894 The Chinese are successfully infiltrating your inner circle Also how did you learn Chinese

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Board /int/ - International Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/14/24(Thu)11:00:55 No.194851954 4 KB JPG >You can now be openly racist against 'Jeets and even the biggest liberals will agree with you How the f--- did this happen
Board /int/ - International Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/14/24(Thu)11:00:55 No.194851954 4 KB JPG >You can now be openly racist against 'Jeets and even the biggest liberals will agree with you How the f--- did this happen

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Paulie discovers NoFap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 08/13/19(Tue)15:28:23 No.51972133 >ay tone you won't f-----' believe dis s--- but I read on da intanet that if you don't f--- a broad or play wit ya cack for a couple a week's ya testosterone goes up, apparently it's called nofap and I might give dis s--- a try T! >>51972500 # >>51972533 # >>51974104 # >>51974127 #
: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 08/13/19(Tue)15:28:23 No.51972133 >ay tone you won't f-----' believe dis s--- but I read on da intanet that if you don't f--- a broad or play wit ya cack for a couple a week's ya testosterone goes up, apparently it's called nofap and I might give dis s--- a try T! >>51972500 # >>51972533 # >>51974104 # >>51974127 #

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Anon Notices Something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 02/25/24(Sun)21:00:18 No.34810049 >meet real women >ultra social conformists. like 90% of them are literal archetypes of a particular culture or subculture they belong to. and subsequently, they subtly or explicitly shun those who don't fit the mold >meet discount women aka. trannies >most of them are insanely autistic and usually become social pariahs. the ones who subculturize do so in opposition to cisgender society; they're the "shunned" as to say : Anonymous 02/25/24(Sun)21:05:14 No.34810085 So trannies are chuds, and cis women are decent people who don't tolerate chuds >>34810206 # >>34810216 # : Anonymous >>34810049 (OP) # astute observation Anonymous >>34810085 # 02/25/24(Sun)21:18:38 No.34810165 02/25/24(Sun)21:23:50 No.34810206 >being ultra conformist and adhering strictly do a predefined personality makes you a "decent person" >being your own person makes you a chud Guess I only wanna talk to chuds.
: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 02/25/24(Sun)21:00:18 No.34810049 >meet real women >ultra social conformists. like 90% of them are literal archetypes of a particular culture or subculture they belong to. and subsequently, they subtly or explicitly shun those who don't fit the mold >meet discount women aka. trannies >most of them are insanely autistic and usually become social pariahs. the ones who subculturize do so in opposition to cisgender society; they're the "shunned" as to say : Anonymous 02/25/24(Sun)21:05:14 No.34810085 So trannies are chuds, and cis women are decent people who don't tolerate chuds >>34810206 # >>34810216 # : Anonymous >>34810049 (OP) # astute observation Anonymous >>34810085 # 02/25/24(Sun)21:18:38 No.34810165 02/25/24(Sun)21:23:50 No.34810206 >being ultra conformist and adhering strictly do a predefined personality makes you a "decent person" >being your own person makes you a chud Guess I only wanna talk to chuds.

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Game dev supports trans VA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)11:44:50 No.670160493 Maxidaxy GREEN FILLER THIS OUTFIT 250 4 500 250 4 500 file.png 636 KB PNG >New Dead by Daylight killer is a deformed freak in a skirt >voiced by a trans VA What did the devs mean by this? UN A 1
: Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)11:44:50 No.670160493 Maxidaxy GREEN FILLER THIS OUTFIT 250 4 500 250 4 500 file.png 636 KB PNG >New Dead by Daylight killer is a deformed freak in a skirt >voiced by a trans VA What did the devs mean by this? UN A 1

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Based anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/24(Fri)00:30:22 No.915352955 >mom brings down a plate of chicken nuggies for breakfast >also brings some choccy milk >tells me i'm based (i taught her what based means) Feels good being a basedchad like 23 KB PNG me.
Anonymous 03/15/24(Fri)00:30:22 No.915352955 >mom brings down a plate of chicken nuggies for breakfast >also brings some choccy milk >tells me i'm based (i taught her what based means) Feels good being a basedchad like 23 KB PNG me.

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Guy sounds made up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)20:54:53 No.915347298 >start thinking about an old childhood friend I haven't seen in forever >wonder how he's doing >look him up >he's doing well >he's doing really well >he's a medical doctor now >he also has degrees in aerospace engineering and chemistry as well >he composes music in his spare time and his music has been positively reviewed by a handful of publications >he also runs marathons and competes in various athletic events >he frequently sets and breaks records state-wide >he does a lot of charity work >is also a fairly respected software developer in addition to all this >he has a beautiful, highly intelligent and equally accomplished wife and three adorable children who are all already doing things I could never dream of >two of those three children haven't even hit their double digits yet >his house is immaculate >his life is together >He clearly won. >cry myself to sleep
: Anonymous 8 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)20:54:53 No.915347298 >start thinking about an old childhood friend I haven't seen in forever >wonder how he's doing >look him up >he's doing well >he's doing really well >he's a medical doctor now >he also has degrees in aerospace engineering and chemistry as well >he composes music in his spare time and his music has been positively reviewed by a handful of publications >he also runs marathons and competes in various athletic events >he frequently sets and breaks records state-wide >he does a lot of charity work >is also a fairly respected software developer in addition to all this >he has a beautiful, highly intelligent and equally accomplished wife and three adorable children who are all already doing things I could never dream of >two of those three children haven't even hit their double digits yet >his house is immaculate >his life is together >He clearly won. >cry myself to sleep

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Anon loves Asshole Jerry | /r/Greentext

147 KB JPEG > be me > live in typical small town > gas station, post office, movie theater > rural as f--- > there's a 15-point buck that lives near what you can call our downtown > been here for years > town calls him A------ Jerry > started as a joke but just kinda took off > most excitement this town has had in a long time > he's basically a celebrity so gets a free pass > people leave salt blocks out for him > a------ jerry will eat their flowers instead > knock garbage cans over > chasing dogs and stuff > just being a nuisance because he's a f------ a------ > on my way to work one morning and there he is in the street just kinda milling around > probably retarded honestly > "JERRY GET THE F--- OUTTA THE ROAD!" > lay on my horn, he casually meanders off > f------ goddamnit jerry now i'm late > boss accepts excuse because small town and jerry is a valid excuse for being late > everybody hates jerry but loves him >suddenly jerry stops coming around one day > people looking for him and s--- like hes a missing child > turns out some out-of-town hunter poached him > in the local park of all places > what the f--- > whole town mourns because we're insane i guess > obituary in the paper about a------ jerry > what kind of a------ poaches a------ jerry > this is why we cant have nice things
147 KB JPEG > be me > live in typical small town > gas station, post office, movie theater > rural as f--- > there's a 15-point buck that lives near what you can call our downtown > been here for years > town calls him A------ Jerry > started as a joke but just kinda took off > most excitement this town has had in a long time > he's basically a celebrity so gets a free pass > people leave salt blocks out for him > a------ jerry will eat their flowers instead > knock garbage cans over > chasing dogs and stuff > just being a nuisance because he's a f------ a------ > on my way to work one morning and there he is in the street just kinda milling around > probably retarded honestly > "JERRY GET THE F--- OUTTA THE ROAD!" > lay on my horn, he casually meanders off > f------ goddamnit jerry now i'm late > boss accepts excuse because small town and jerry is a valid excuse for being late > everybody hates jerry but loves him >suddenly jerry stops coming around one day > people looking for him and s--- like hes a missing child > turns out some out-of-town hunter poached him > in the local park of all places > what the f--- > whole town mourns because we're insane i guess > obituary in the paper about a------ jerry > what kind of a------ poaches a------ jerry > this is why we cant have nice things

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anon discusses social media | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)10:09:06 No.915347820 >be in class >talking about pros and cons of social media >mention 4chan >prof writes it down as a con >mfw 20 KB JPG
Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)10:09:06 No.915347820 >be in class >talking about pros and cons of social media >mention 4chan >prof writes it down as a con >mfw 20 KB JPG

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Anon on egirls. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ACAB ALL COPS ARE M 03/14/24(Thu)10:50:29 No.76782531 >ahegao selfies >onlyfans >lowercase quirky typing >cheap ill fitting AliExpress/SHEIN clothes 88 KB JPG >internet drama with other e- girls >call-out posts >hikki-chan >BPD-chan >Sanrio merch anime figures and Squishmallows >Japancore pinterest weeb aesthetic >loli uwu persona >Belle Delphine skin walking >DDLG/pet play >trying to look Asian >abusive use of beauty apps >username is '@puppy' '@kitten' '@gore' '@vomit' '@angel' '@chan' '@vamp' '@baby' '@waifu' or any random Japanese nickname
Anonymous ACAB ALL COPS ARE M 03/14/24(Thu)10:50:29 No.76782531 >ahegao selfies >onlyfans >lowercase quirky typing >cheap ill fitting AliExpress/SHEIN clothes 88 KB JPG >internet drama with other e- girls >call-out posts >hikki-chan >BPD-chan >Sanrio merch anime figures and Squishmallows >Japancore pinterest weeb aesthetic >loli uwu persona >Belle Delphine skin walking >DDLG/pet play >trying to look Asian >abusive use of beauty apps >username is '@puppy' '@kitten' '@gore' '@vomit' '@angel' '@chan' '@vamp' '@baby' '@waifu' or any random Japanese nickname

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Anon is the average /pol/ user | /r/Greentext

File: 1447190878261.png (440 KB, 633x758) Anonymous 03/13/16(Sun)14:20:30 No.27129402 >>27129424 >>>27129425 >>27129458 >>27129490 >>27129510 >>27129537 >>27129807 >>27129813 >>27129848 >>27129959 >>27130137 >>27130213 >>27130239 >>27130446 My parents found my manifesto. >be me >35-year-old NEET >never leave my house >spend a considerable amount of time filling an old notebook with essays and musings on eugenics, fascism, the red pill, and a beta uprising >2 days ago >parents sneak into my room to check the size of my clothes >find manifesto stashed in my dresser >parents confront me at dinner >mother sobbing >father calling me a degenerate scumbag >already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines with his debit card a few weeks before without his permission >lectured on how my ideas are somehow unamerican and evil >says he should kick me out >orders me into my room >haven't left since I'm scared, /r9k/. I've never lived on my own before and I have no working experience. I can't survive without my parents' support. What do I do?! ☐ Anonymous 03/13/16(Sun)14:24:13 No.27129456 ►>>27129547 >>27129402 (OP) >horse figurines Order the helium. ☐ Anonymous 03/13/16(Sun)14:30:14 No.27129547 ►>>27120578 >>27129587 >>27129592 >>27129600 >>27129808 >>27129613 >>27129813 >>27129818>>>27129829 >>27129861 >>27130001 >>27130008 >>27130038 >>27130485 >>27130494 File: 20160313_142801.jpg (1.69 MB, 3264x1836) 1:25 >>27129456 You don't understand. These are not like autistic MLP figurines. These are proud, prancing mares.
File: 1447190878261.png (440 KB, 633x758) Anonymous 03/13/16(Sun)14:20:30 No.27129402 >>27129424 >>>27129425 >>27129458 >>27129490 >>27129510 >>27129537 >>27129807 >>27129813 >>27129848 >>27129959 >>27130137 >>27130213 >>27130239 >>27130446 My parents found my manifesto. >be me >35-year-old NEET >never leave my house >spend a considerable amount of time filling an old notebook with essays and musings on eugenics, fascism, the red pill, and a beta uprising >2 days ago >parents sneak into my room to check the size of my clothes >find manifesto stashed in my dresser >parents confront me at dinner >mother sobbing >father calling me a degenerate scumbag >already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines with his debit card a few weeks before without his permission >lectured on how my ideas are somehow unamerican and evil >says he should kick me out >orders me into my room >haven't left since I'm scared, /r9k/. I've never lived on my own before and I have no working experience. I can't survive without my parents' support. What do I do?! ☐ Anonymous 03/13/16(Sun)14:24:13 No.27129456 ►>>27129547 >>27129402 (OP) >horse figurines Order the helium. ☐ Anonymous 03/13/16(Sun)14:30:14 No.27129547 ►>>27120578 >>27129587 >>27129592 >>27129600 >>27129808 >>27129613 >>27129813 >>27129818>>>27129829 >>27129861 >>27130001 >>27130008 >>27130038 >>27130485 >>27130494 File: 20160313_142801.jpg (1.69 MB, 3264x1836) 1:25 >>27129456 You don't understand. These are not like autistic MLP figurines. These are proud, prancing mares.

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Anon looksmaxx | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 387 KB PNG une p 03/14/24(Thu)23:10:21 No.76781522 >Been a complete incel outcast for my whole life >The kind of dude everyone avoided because I gave off school shooter vibes >Start developing severe self-hate and change over the course of years >At some point after school I start getting friends, still no gf or even a date though >Befriend Stacy little sister of best friend >She helps me at looksmaxxing by coloring my hair, doing skincare routines with me and so on >Really like her, but can tell that I'm just part of her roster plus she got some massive mental issues so I don't pursue her >Feel ready for dating apps with new confidence >Ask her if she can help me taking pictures of me >We spend the whole day together and she makes some nice pics for me >Matched with a 10/10 on Bumble yesterday >We've been texting almost non-stop since >Gonna ask her out today Life feels f------ surreal. Not even a year ago I was convinced that I'm a repulsive p------------ who will never find love Anonymous It won't work out and you know it 03/14/24(Thu)23:13:18 No.76781533 >>76781551 #
Anonymous 387 KB PNG une p 03/14/24(Thu)23:10:21 No.76781522 >Been a complete incel outcast for my whole life >The kind of dude everyone avoided because I gave off school shooter vibes >Start developing severe self-hate and change over the course of years >At some point after school I start getting friends, still no gf or even a date though >Befriend Stacy little sister of best friend >She helps me at looksmaxxing by coloring my hair, doing skincare routines with me and so on >Really like her, but can tell that I'm just part of her roster plus she got some massive mental issues so I don't pursue her >Feel ready for dating apps with new confidence >Ask her if she can help me taking pictures of me >We spend the whole day together and she makes some nice pics for me >Matched with a 10/10 on Bumble yesterday >We've been texting almost non-stop since >Gonna ask her out today Life feels f------ surreal. Not even a year ago I was convinced that I'm a repulsive p------------ who will never find love Anonymous It won't work out and you know it 03/14/24(Thu)23:13:18 No.76781533 >>76781551 #

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Anon loses his W card | /r/Greentext

32khv lost his wizard powers yesterday AMA 32khv lost his wizard powers y(...) 81 KB JPG 03/14/24(Thu)14:29:19 No.76778470 >Be 32yo khv >Be 5'6" >Have ~4-5" d--- >Live at home with mother >Put all my free time into my autism hobbies >Try every dating app for 3+ years with no luck >Swipe right on everything that's not a landwhale >Start seriously considering sissy life >Finally get a match, she a qt >go on a few dates and finally pop my cherry Don't give up yet robots who are younger than me! Pic related, she's basically a pale version of Nagatoro.
32khv lost his wizard powers yesterday AMA 32khv lost his wizard powers y(...) 81 KB JPG 03/14/24(Thu)14:29:19 No.76778470 >Be 32yo khv >Be 5'6" >Have ~4-5" d--- >Live at home with mother >Put all my free time into my autism hobbies >Try every dating app for 3+ years with no luck >Swipe right on everything that's not a landwhale >Start seriously considering sissy life >Finally get a match, she a qt >go on a few dates and finally pop my cherry Don't give up yet robots who are younger than me! Pic related, she's basically a pale version of Nagatoro.

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: Anonymous 756 KB JPG 03/14/24(Thu)11:52:45 No.73811969 >that guy that brings a f------ notepad with him to write down his lifts >that weak guy that won't let anyone work in >that guy that drops his dead lifts from the top. Not even controlled drop but a full drop >that guy that does tekken moves on the punching bag >that guy that literally slaps a punching bag to make noise >that middle aged woman and grandma that does weird ass s--- >the indian guys that clearly do not shower >the girl that mean looks you when she thinks you're checking her out even though she's dressed like a w---- >that guy who thinks he knows better than a personal trainer but stares at what the personal trainers are doing >that guy who's too much of a beta to do barbell hip thrusts >that guy who does bodybuilding but thinks they could beat people up >that guy who does strength training but thinks they can beat people up >that guy on cardio machines holding the bars : Anonymous I'm all of these guys 03/14/24(Thu)11:53:49 No.73811972
: Anonymous 756 KB JPG 03/14/24(Thu)11:52:45 No.73811969 >that guy that brings a f------ notepad with him to write down his lifts >that weak guy that won't let anyone work in >that guy that drops his dead lifts from the top. Not even controlled drop but a full drop >that guy that does tekken moves on the punching bag >that guy that literally slaps a punching bag to make noise >that middle aged woman and grandma that does weird ass s--- >the indian guys that clearly do not shower >the girl that mean looks you when she thinks you're checking her out even though she's dressed like a w---- >that guy who thinks he knows better than a personal trainer but stares at what the personal trainers are doing >that guy who's too much of a beta to do barbell hip thrusts >that guy who does bodybuilding but thinks they could beat people up >that guy who does strength training but thinks they can beat people up >that guy on cardio machines holding the bars : Anonymous I'm all of these guys 03/14/24(Thu)11:53:49 No.73811972

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Anon reminisces | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)11:01:27 No.915343657 >Be me >In Primary school >Most days there was only one guy staffing the school canteen, I'd imagine also made the food to be served >He was this fat, black guy, a lot like chef from South Park >Except 1, his food was pretty nasty and 2, he was African instead of American >He'd always comment on your appearance in the lunchline. >Sometime tried to rizz up the female teachers by giving extra food >Could often be seen helping himself to food with his bare hands, mid shift >I think in the end he got fired for calling a fellow black student "my n----" Mostly he was a pretty mundane guy, except for his name, which I s--- you not, was Alvin Watermelon.
Anonymous 50 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)11:01:27 No.915343657 >Be me >In Primary school >Most days there was only one guy staffing the school canteen, I'd imagine also made the food to be served >He was this fat, black guy, a lot like chef from South Park >Except 1, his food was pretty nasty and 2, he was African instead of American >He'd always comment on your appearance in the lunchline. >Sometime tried to rizz up the female teachers by giving extra food >Could often be seen helping himself to food with his bare hands, mid shift >I think in the end he got fired for calling a fellow black student "my n----" Mostly he was a pretty mundane guy, except for his name, which I s--- you not, was Alvin Watermelon.

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anon buys some pizza pops | /r/Greentext

File: Pepperoni Pizza Pops.jpg (53 KB, 800x451) 8 pizza POPS PEPPERONI >he doesn't believe me at all >keeps asking who I f----- >he legit thinks I got herpes >asks me 50 times who I got it from >I keep saying its just a burn >this goes on for an entire week >fast forward a week Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)20:27:41 No.915339577 >be me >saturday night and I get home from the bar >eating pizza pop while drunk >it seems cold on the outside so I go to take a big bite from the corner >molten cheese oozes out and lands on my lip and below it >wake up the next day with a brutal burn that has a big blister >friend sees it later that day and starts saying I have herpes >say its just a burn >I'm at a drinking get together with my friend >bunch of single women there >he is the most intoxicated person at the party like always >I'm standing there talking to a group of people about something >I'm in the middle of talking when he stumbles up, wasted as f--- and puts his arm around me >he thinks he is whispering but he is talking super loud 'you still haven't told me who gave you the herps' >my eyes immediately go wide and everyone is standing there looking at me >I said it was just a burn not herpes >he smacks me on the back and says "oh is that the story you're going with?" and walks away laughing So anyways, I'm never buying pizza pops again.
File: Pepperoni Pizza Pops.jpg (53 KB, 800x451) 8 pizza POPS PEPPERONI >he doesn't believe me at all >keeps asking who I f----- >he legit thinks I got herpes >asks me 50 times who I got it from >I keep saying its just a burn >this goes on for an entire week >fast forward a week Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)20:27:41 No.915339577 >be me >saturday night and I get home from the bar >eating pizza pop while drunk >it seems cold on the outside so I go to take a big bite from the corner >molten cheese oozes out and lands on my lip and below it >wake up the next day with a brutal burn that has a big blister >friend sees it later that day and starts saying I have herpes >say its just a burn >I'm at a drinking get together with my friend >bunch of single women there >he is the most intoxicated person at the party like always >I'm standing there talking to a group of people about something >I'm in the middle of talking when he stumbles up, wasted as f--- and puts his arm around me >he thinks he is whispering but he is talking super loud 'you still haven't told me who gave you the herps' >my eyes immediately go wide and everyone is standing there looking at me >I said it was just a burn not herpes >he smacks me on the back and says "oh is that the story you're going with?" and walks away laughing So anyways, I'm never buying pizza pops again.

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Robot can't escape | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 134 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)11:46:35 No.76779195 >get a woman who likes me >Shows me love and kindness >Leave this board >We flirt a lot >I ask her Daily how she is feeling >She always tell me she is doing "good" >I trust her words >Ffw 4 months >She told me I don't give a f--- about her, that i made her feel hopeless and insecure >I asked her what i did wrong >Always told her compliments and asked her how she was doing >She doesn't even want to answer to my questions anymore >Doesn't tell me what i did wrong, she just went cold with me >Again inside r9k Now im the one who feels hopeless and insecure What the f--- do women want? I swear I won't try love again, hurts like s---
: Anonymous 134 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)11:46:35 No.76779195 >get a woman who likes me >Shows me love and kindness >Leave this board >We flirt a lot >I ask her Daily how she is feeling >She always tell me she is doing "good" >I trust her words >Ffw 4 months >She told me I don't give a f--- about her, that i made her feel hopeless and insecure >I asked her what i did wrong >Always told her compliments and asked her how she was doing >She doesn't even want to answer to my questions anymore >Doesn't tell me what i did wrong, she just went cold with me >Again inside r9k Now im the one who feels hopeless and insecure What the f--- do women want? I swear I won't try love again, hurts like s---

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Hasty Reinforcements | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)22:31:45 No.76425768 06 55145E1B-C1F6-48EA-B3E8-9D6850D6D032.jpg 171 KB JPG >"women lose all sexual desirability at 25" >MILFS have been most popular p--- category by wide margin for decades explain
: Anonymous 02/11/24(Sun)22:31:45 No.76425768 06 55145E1B-C1F6-48EA-B3E8-9D6850D6D032.jpg 171 KB JPG >"women lose all sexual desirability at 25" >MILFS have been most popular p--- category by wide margin for decades explain

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Butterfly effect, different familty. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/13/24(Wed) 20:32:58 No.30897315 >girlfriend ends pregnancy unilaterally >break up with her as a result >date another girl over the time and marry her >bump into my ex and introduce her to my family >notice that my ex lip was trembling all the time (that's something she only does when trying to hide any form of discomfort) >leave with my family I can only wonder if she hadn't done what she did I would have a whole different family now, her lip was trembling the whole time, I wonder what was going through her mind. The whole thing was disheartening to me. I wonder if she is happy, back then all I wanted was to make her happy, to see her smile every day.
Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/13/24(Wed) 20:32:58 No.30897315 >girlfriend ends pregnancy unilaterally >break up with her as a result >date another girl over the time and marry her >bump into my ex and introduce her to my family >notice that my ex lip was trembling all the time (that's something she only does when trying to hide any form of discomfort) >leave with my family I can only wonder if she hadn't done what she did I would have a whole different family now, her lip was trembling the whole time, I wonder what was going through her mind. The whole thing was disheartening to me. I wonder if she is happy, back then all I wanted was to make her happy, to see her smile every day.

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List >be me : Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)04:32:47 No.76774866 IMG_9011.jpg 1007 KB JPG >have pizza place next to my work >cheap pizzas so i go there most days >sadly soon become a regular >staff members start asking about my life >dont want to tell them i basically dont have one >start lying to them when they ask me stuff >"up to much this weekend?" >"Yeah, it's my sister's wedding, should be fun!" >I don't have a sister >"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?" >"Going home for it, big family thing!" >I haven't spoken to my parents for six years >eventually lean into it and have an entirely fake life I've made up to avoid awkwardness with the people who work at this pizza parlour >one day guy there who i talk to the most invites me out for drinks with them after work >decline, tell him i have a date, but some other time >"I hope it goes well brotherman!" >next time i go he asks me how the date went >tell him it went well >ffw a few months >basically told them an entirely made up story of a wonderful blossoming relationship, stealing romantic stories from books and movies and passing them off as my own >go in one day >"Been with the girl a while now anon, things must be pretty serious?" >hadnt planned for this question >blurt out the first thing i can think of >"yeah i actually proposed yesterday, we're engaged." >he shouts back to the kitchen >"aye, anon got engaged!" >get some scattered congratulations from the people there who know me well >get home with my pizza >open pizza box >has pic related inside have i taken this too far?
List >be me : Anonymous 03/14/24(Thu)04:32:47 No.76774866 IMG_9011.jpg 1007 KB JPG >have pizza place next to my work >cheap pizzas so i go there most days >sadly soon become a regular >staff members start asking about my life >dont want to tell them i basically dont have one >start lying to them when they ask me stuff >"up to much this weekend?" >"Yeah, it's my sister's wedding, should be fun!" >I don't have a sister >"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?" >"Going home for it, big family thing!" >I haven't spoken to my parents for six years >eventually lean into it and have an entirely fake life I've made up to avoid awkwardness with the people who work at this pizza parlour >one day guy there who i talk to the most invites me out for drinks with them after work >decline, tell him i have a date, but some other time >"I hope it goes well brotherman!" >next time i go he asks me how the date went >tell him it went well >ffw a few months >basically told them an entirely made up story of a wonderful blossoming relationship, stealing romantic stories from books and movies and passing them off as my own >go in one day >"Been with the girl a while now anon, things must be pretty serious?" >hadnt planned for this question >blurt out the first thing i can think of >"yeah i actually proposed yesterday, we're engaged." >he shouts back to the kitchen >"aye, anon got engaged!" >get some scattered congratulations from the people there who know me well >get home with my pizza >open pizza box >has pic related inside have i taken this too far?

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