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Anonymous 50 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)11:01:27 No.915343657 >Be me >In Primary school >Most days there was only one guy staffing the school canteen, I'd imagine also made the food to be served >He was this fat, black guy, a lot like chef from South Park >Except 1, his food was pretty nasty and 2, he was African instead of American >He'd always comment on your appearance in the lunchline. >Sometime tried to rizz up the female teachers by giving extra food >Could often be seen helping himself to food with his bare hands, mid shift >I think in the end he got fired for calling a fellow black student "my n----" Mostly he was a pretty mundane guy, except for his name, which I s--- you not, was Alvin Watermelon.

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Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh

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Anonymous 50 KB PNG 03/14/24(Thu)11:01:27 No.915343657 >Be me >In Primary school >Most days there was only one guy staffing the school canteen, I'd imagine also made the food to be served >He was this fat, black guy, a lot like chef from South Park >Except 1, his food was pretty nasty and 2, he was African instead of American >He'd always comment on your appearance in the lunchline. >Sometime tried to rizz up the female teachers by giving extra food >Could often be seen helping himself to food with his bare hands, mid shift >I think in the end he got fired for calling a fellow black student "my n----" Mostly he was a pretty mundane guy, except for his name, which I s--- you not, was Alvin Watermelon.

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