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Anonymous | 769156213 2 hr ago >Depressed teen >Tell parents >They somehow think f----- 13 reasons why is the source of my depression and i shouldn't watch the Why noald deal gied lie! ANETFLIX OINAL SERIES second season B REASONS WHY >F----- lul >l try to tell them that its good because it opens up conversation about important issues >They just shout at me, disregarding my opinions, as per 6.7 kB JPG >wat do 19 REPLIES 8 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 769156270 2 hr ago >>769156213 (OP) kill urself to prove them wrong lol

Anonymous | 769156213 2 hr ago >Depressed teen >Tell parents >They somehow think f----- 13 reasons why is the source of my depression and i shouldn't watch the Why noald deal gied lie! ANETFLIX OINAL SERIES second season B REASONS WHY >F----- lul >l try to tell them that its good because it opens up conversation about important issues >They just shout at me, disregarding my opinions, as per 6.7 kB JPG >wat do 19 REPLIES 8 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 769156270 2 hr ago >>769156213 (OP) kill urself to prove them wrong lol

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Anon is constipated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)20:17:41 No.844861756 >be me >extremely constipated >tried everything >in huge amount of pain and desperate for relief >have 'great idea' >go to petco and get a gerbil 5 KB JPG >brief him on his mission >operation declog is a go >send the little fella into the cavernous deeps >godspeednibbles.bmp >a couple hours go by and i dont feel him >getting worried >mfw currently at petco to get a rescue gerbil Hold on nibbles help is on the way

: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)20:17:41 No.844861756 >be me >extremely constipated >tried everything >in huge amount of pain and desperate for relief >have 'great idea' >go to petco and get a gerbil 5 KB JPG >brief him on his mission >operation declog is a go >send the little fella into the cavernous deeps >godspeednibbles.bmp >a couple hours go by and i dont feel him >getting worried >mfw currently at petco to get a rescue gerbil Hold on nibbles help is on the way

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anons friends have gaymecube | /r/Greentext

File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) 2>187605330 >Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) >l got him a memory card for his present >When no one is watching, save the Smash data >Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button >Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off >Smallest one is crying >just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted

File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) 2>187605330 >Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) >l got him a memory card for his present >When no one is watching, save the Smash data >Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button >Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off >Smallest one is crying >just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted

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anon uses windows 10 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)17:37:55 No.844850013 >study to be a system administrator >get all my certificates >get job >job helps me learn in detail about windows 10 and computer 15 KB JPG hardware >learn powershell >finally ready to put my master plan in action >buy fleshlight and attach it to computers CD drive >create powershell script to open and close CD drive >make powershell script that makes Cortana say things like 'oh yeah anon, stick your pinky in one of my back USB ports' and '2 inches is above average anon' All my hard work has paid off. Im in love

: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)17:37:55 No.844850013 >study to be a system administrator >get all my certificates >get job >job helps me learn in detail about windows 10 and computer 15 KB JPG hardware >learn powershell >finally ready to put my master plan in action >buy fleshlight and attach it to computers CD drive >create powershell script to open and close CD drive >make powershell script that makes Cortana say things like 'oh yeah anon, stick your pinky in one of my back USB ports' and '2 inches is above average anon' All my hard work has paid off. Im in love

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

jb] - Randöm Settings Home Anonymous (ID: (IfxGELXM) 10/18/14(Sat)16:19:04 No.574571714 Most autistic thing you've ever done? I'll start No >Be me >Unemployed >Have the first job 73 KB PNG interview I've had in months >Get dressed to look professional Skipping ahead >Waiting in a room with all the other potential employees >Sitting next to a qt3.14 >We're talking a bit and she seems into me, I crack a few jokes and she even laughs >Everyone is called in for the recruitment presentation >Manager begins presentation by welcoming us all, he then says that if anyone is in the wrong place now is the time to walk out >Trying to get everyone to laugh I stand up and say "Well in that case l'll just be going" and head to the door >No one laughs, qt looking at me like I just insulted her dying grandfather >Walk out of the room so I don't look like a complete idiot

jb] - Randöm Settings Home Anonymous (ID: (IfxGELXM) 10/18/14(Sat)16:19:04 No.574571714 Most autistic thing you've ever done? I'll start No >Be me >Unemployed >Have the first job 73 KB PNG interview I've had in months >Get dressed to look professional Skipping ahead >Waiting in a room with all the other potential employees >Sitting next to a qt3.14 >We're talking a bit and she seems into me, I crack a few jokes and she even laughs >Everyone is called in for the recruitment presentation >Manager begins presentation by welcoming us all, he then says that if anyone is in the wrong place now is the time to walk out >Trying to get everyone to laugh I stand up and say "Well in that case l'll just be going" and head to the door >No one laughs, qt looking at me like I just insulted her dying grandfather >Walk out of the room so I don't look like a complete idiot

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Anon’s class is pro alcohol | /r/Greentext

> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" >teacher walks out of room > mfw

> be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is bad 359 KB PNG > 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol" >teacher walks out of room > mfw

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Anon is curious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans 153 KB PNG >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans 153 KB PNG >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anon relates to Egyptians | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it

: Anonymous 08/17/18(Fri)13:48:22 No.777399245 Convince me the Egyptians weren't ancient 4chan >Loved cats >Used cryptic pictures to communicate >Hated the Jews 72 KB JPG >Lived in a desert s------- >Obsessed with triangles and symmetry because ancient autismo >Were smart as f--- >Had a woman that ruled them that people orbit to this day >Literally had a frog God called kek All the evidence is here you just have to understand it

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Anon takes revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden •.• >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >l ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden •.• >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >l ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

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That dumb thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)03:16:05 No.1911325 >Liverpool >it isn't just a city full of pools with livers in them 60 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/28/20(Sat)11:43:42 No.1912069 >Austin, TX >isn't a Stone Cold Steve city. : Anonymous 11/28/20(Sat)19:30:36 No.1912315 >go to Hungary >everybody appears to be well-fed 755 KB PNG >>1912827 # made with mematio : Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)17:00:24 No.1914569 >washington dc >actually uses alternating current >>1914769 # >>1914770 # >>1917742 # : Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)07:30:40 No.1912576 >go to moscow >no cattle in sight 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)14:09:35 No.1912827 >>1912315 # >Went to turkey >Not a damn bird in sight 2.29 MB GIF : Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)14:32:21 No.1912840 >go to Kyoto >it's not just a jumbled up Tokyo

: Anonymous 11/27/20(Fri)03:16:05 No.1911325 >Liverpool >it isn't just a city full of pools with livers in them 60 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/28/20(Sat)11:43:42 No.1912069 >Austin, TX >isn't a Stone Cold Steve city. : Anonymous 11/28/20(Sat)19:30:36 No.1912315 >go to Hungary >everybody appears to be well-fed 755 KB PNG >>1912827 # made with mematio : Anonymous 12/02/20(Wed)17:00:24 No.1914569 >washington dc >actually uses alternating current >>1914769 # >>1914770 # >>1917742 # : Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)07:30:40 No.1912576 >go to moscow >no cattle in sight 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)14:09:35 No.1912827 >>1912315 # >Went to turkey >Not a damn bird in sight 2.29 MB GIF : Anonymous 11/29/20(Sun)14:32:21 No.1912840 >go to Kyoto >it's not just a jumbled up Tokyo

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Anon pulls a prank | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 770101768 17 min. ago Green text story >Go to bar >Moderm Jukebox in corner »Start to browse See Africa by Toto »Put in 500s >50 cents per song Select Africa 1000 times 21 KA PNG >Takes a minute »People start to stare >Leave bar >Africa is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays = 75 hours >Return a couple days later- at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is irritable >An haur goes by >Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't- too heavy and its plugged in via extension chard behind the wall »Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >l say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do" >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine »Machine starts playing "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyane is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet naw >Leave >Come back a month later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down Select "Never gonna give you up" 1000 times >Leave >l shall return in 2 days O REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

Anonymous 770101768 17 min. ago Green text story >Go to bar >Moderm Jukebox in corner »Start to browse See Africa by Toto »Put in 500s >50 cents per song Select Africa 1000 times 21 KA PNG >Takes a minute »People start to stare >Leave bar >Africa is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays = 75 hours >Return a couple days later- at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is irritable >An haur goes by >Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't- too heavy and its plugged in via extension chard behind the wall »Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >l say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do" >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine »Machine starts playing "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyane is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet naw >Leave >Come back a month later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down Select "Never gonna give you up" 1000 times >Leave >l shall return in 2 days O REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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Anon likes shopping carts | /r/Greentext

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Anon gets molested | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.835583807 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.835583807 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG

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Anon is black | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)20:56:15 No.307324631 ► File: pic.jpg (131 KB, 1600x902) >>307322435 O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)20:57:25 No.307324746 ► >>307324631 this website is for whites only O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)21:02:30 No.307325124 File: pic2.jpg (1.42 MB, 3264x1840) >>307324746

O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)20:56:15 No.307324631 ► File: pic.jpg (131 KB, 1600x902) >>307322435 O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)20:57:25 No.307324746 ► >>307324631 this website is for whites only O Anonymous 08/21/15(Fri)21:02:30 No.307325124 File: pic2.jpg (1.42 MB, 3264x1840) >>307324746

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Anon likes games | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon gets the wrong number | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)05:11:40 No.2166018 > Really like girl. > So, I go and talk to girl. > After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number. > She gives me digits. > F--- yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE???? > Call her a day later. > She asks, shocked, "How the f--- did you get this number?" > Wut? You gave it to me. > Says to herself, "Oh, f---, I must have given you my real one by mistake!" > I laugh. > She doesn't. >I laugh in denial. > She doesn't. >I force a laugh. > The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me. >I keep laughing through the tears.

O Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)05:11:40 No.2166018 > Really like girl. > So, I go and talk to girl. > After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number. > She gives me digits. > F--- yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE???? > Call her a day later. > She asks, shocked, "How the f--- did you get this number?" > Wut? You gave it to me. > Says to herself, "Oh, f---, I must have given you my real one by mistake!" > I laugh. > She doesn't. >I laugh in denial. > She doesn't. >I force a laugh. > The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me. >I keep laughing through the tears.

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Anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No.13223338 Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly horny 1.27 MB GIF | Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG

: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No.13223338 Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly horny 1.27 MB GIF | Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG

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Anon's is doing what he loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." 82 KB JPG >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." 82 KB JPG >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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Gordon on gear. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #

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Anon goes to prison | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] | > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "Ill suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.

File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] | > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "Ill suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.

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