Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon's being friendzoned | /r/Greentext

File : 1326146785 png-(23 KB, 300x289, 1318785391707. png) Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)17:06:25 No.373179525 >only had 1 friend in my childhood >she was femanon >fall in love with her >friendzoned >stay friends as she's all I got >both move to different uni after highschool >0 friends at uni >try to stay in contact with her >epic ignore >go visit her at her university as a suprise >see her kissing some alpha >oka >talk to her the next day >was nice, still friendzone >don't see for years after that >decide to do something with my life >join the army >get sent to fight somewhere in the east >be there for a few years >made 1 friend in army, >he got shot and died >think about the girl I love everyday >write her letters >no response >leave the army after returning home >buy own house >after a few years the girl comes to my house >she's in deep s--- and has nowhere else to go >happiest time of my life >still can't bear only being friends with her >tell girl I love her (again) >everything went better than expected >have sex with her >next morning >she's not in the house anymore >don't see her for a few years again >few years later I get a message from her > go visit girl >she has a child >my child >wants go marry me >we get married >1 year later she dies >single father >no chance of ever getting a woman again >my name is forest gump Preload images (1/3: /b/ Eynand images
File : 1326146785 png-(23 KB, 300x289, 1318785391707. png) Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)17:06:25 No.373179525 >only had 1 friend in my childhood >she was femanon >fall in love with her >friendzoned >stay friends as she's all I got >both move to different uni after highschool >0 friends at uni >try to stay in contact with her >epic ignore >go visit her at her university as a suprise >see her kissing some alpha >oka >talk to her the next day >was nice, still friendzone >don't see for years after that >decide to do something with my life >join the army >get sent to fight somewhere in the east >be there for a few years >made 1 friend in army, >he got shot and died >think about the girl I love everyday >write her letters >no response >leave the army after returning home >buy own house >after a few years the girl comes to my house >she's in deep s--- and has nowhere else to go >happiest time of my life >still can't bear only being friends with her >tell girl I love her (again) >everything went better than expected >have sex with her >next morning >she's not in the house anymore >don't see her for a few years again >few years later I get a message from her > go visit girl >she has a child >my child >wants go marry me >we get married >1 year later she dies >single father >no chance of ever getting a woman again >my name is forest gump Preload images (1/3: /b/ Eynand images

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext text font

anon and his coach have a 'relationship' | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)08:46:11 No.845052037 >in middle school >playing football >get injured >coach helps me to school nurse >nurse examines me >'anon i understand the sprained ankle, but how did you get a rectal 22 KB JPG prolapse from football?' >nervously look at coach >he angerly gives me the cutthroat gesture >i.i got ran into real hard while farting' >coach walks me back to practice >mfw he whispers 'after practice, i'm going to push that bad boy back in'
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)08:46:11 No.845052037 >in middle school >playing football >get injured >coach helps me to school nurse >nurse examines me >'anon i understand the sprained ankle, but how did you get a rectal 22 KB JPG prolapse from football?' >nervously look at coach >he angerly gives me the cutthroat gesture >i.i got ran into real hard while farting' >coach walks me back to practice >mfw he whispers 'after practice, i'm going to push that bad boy back in'

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text

Anon does vector Calculus | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)01:36:0 No.310225797 >Meet hot girl in nightclub >Asks me back to her place >Feel like a f------ win >Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents >Dad waiting up for her although she's 22 >Big scary looking f----- orders me to sleep on couch in front room >Girl and Dad go to bed, leaving me on couch >I am disappoint >Suddenly, feel a s--- coming >Don't know where bathroom is >Don't want to risk wrath of Dad if I walk into wrong room >Trying to hold but can't >Take off sock >S--- in sock >It's a watery beer-soaked s--- >See upper window is partially open >Decide that is where I should throw sock >Spin sock in hand to gain momentum >Watery s--- sprays out netted socks >whatwasithinking jpeg >Beer-s--- all over front room >Swiftly exit the house >Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 10 f------ years
Anonymous 02/18/11(Fri)01:36:0 No.310225797 >Meet hot girl in nightclub >Asks me back to her place >Feel like a f------ win >Doesn't tell me she lives with her parents >Dad waiting up for her although she's 22 >Big scary looking f----- orders me to sleep on couch in front room >Girl and Dad go to bed, leaving me on couch >I am disappoint >Suddenly, feel a s--- coming >Don't know where bathroom is >Don't want to risk wrath of Dad if I walk into wrong room >Trying to hold but can't >Take off sock >S--- in sock >It's a watery beer-soaked s--- >See upper window is partially open >Decide that is where I should throw sock >Spin sock in hand to gain momentum >Watery s--- sprays out netted socks >whatwasithinking jpeg >Beer-s--- all over front room >Swiftly exit the house >Avoid the nightclub where I met the girl for the next 10 f------ years

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text line font

Anon takes a test | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a 100 KB JPG problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week
: Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a 100 KB JPG problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext text jaw tooth font fictional character

Anon's getting dumped by jis girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/13(Fri)15:57:55 No.487006667 >be 22 >dumped by 9/10 >little to no contact now >9/10 used to bring her siberian husky pup, Roscoe, to my house daily >3 months later >lightbulb.png >devise a plan to kidnap Roscoe while she is at work >kidnap roscoe >hugs and kisses. He's missed me >see on Facebook she posted her dog as a runaway >don't comment >going according to my plan >hangout with Roscoe for a few days >call 9/10 "Roscoe just showed up at my house!" >she shows up in tears and thanks me >"You're welcome. It was really good to see Roscoe.a-a-and you." >smiles, hugs me and leaves >f---, I have to try again >wait another week >kidnap Roscoe again >once more, call her with the good news >she show's up while Roscoe and I are playing in the yard >"Wow he must really miss you I guess, Anon." >"Heh, yeah, I have missed him to." >"He's not the only one who's missed you.." >kiss the bitch and ask her to stay >MFW I got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog
Anonymous 06/14/13(Fri)15:57:55 No.487006667 >be 22 >dumped by 9/10 >little to no contact now >9/10 used to bring her siberian husky pup, Roscoe, to my house daily >3 months later >lightbulb.png >devise a plan to kidnap Roscoe while she is at work >kidnap roscoe >hugs and kisses. He's missed me >see on Facebook she posted her dog as a runaway >don't comment >going according to my plan >hangout with Roscoe for a few days >call 9/10 "Roscoe just showed up at my house!" >she shows up in tears and thanks me >"You're welcome. It was really good to see Roscoe.a-a-and you." >smiles, hugs me and leaves >f---, I have to try again >wait another week >kidnap Roscoe again >once more, call her with the good news >she show's up while Roscoe and I are playing in the yard >"Wow he must really miss you I guess, Anon." >"Heh, yeah, I have missed him to." >"He's not the only one who's missed you.." >kiss the bitch and ask her to stay >MFW I got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text font colorfulness

Anon tries to help | /r/Greentext

I don't get women, advice needed >be me >10 minutes ago >lockdown got all the women going 68 KB JPG crazy >at work, in the parking lot, scraping my windshield clean >women I work with (4/10) opposite, failing to scrape her car >walk over, offering my antifreeze and scraper | because l'm a decent human >she starts freaking out, saying not to get too close >say I'm trying to help her and explain that l'm not trying to r--- her (happened before in the parking lot) >she goes silent and walks back into the office >boss wants a meeting tomorrow morning >mfw what do?
I don't get women, advice needed >be me >10 minutes ago >lockdown got all the women going 68 KB JPG crazy >at work, in the parking lot, scraping my windshield clean >women I work with (4/10) opposite, failing to scrape her car >walk over, offering my antifreeze and scraper | because l'm a decent human >she starts freaking out, saying not to get too close >say I'm trying to help her and explain that l'm not trying to r--- her (happened before in the parking lot) >she goes silent and walks back into the office >boss wants a meeting tomorrow morning >mfw what do?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text fictional character

Anon has a close call | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)00:46:57 No.844936732 >be me >14 years old >cool edgy teen >get new maths teacher in school >Iranian dude, wore religious attire >start calling him Sadam >he starts noticing the explosion sounds we keep making at the back of the class 325 KB JPG >he seems cool with it and laughs with us >one day, a new math teacher turns up >get called into the head teachers office after class >panic.exe >think up excuses for not being racist >head teacher tells us he was a convicted sex p-------- >relief.png >mfw
: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)00:46:57 No.844936732 >be me >14 years old >cool edgy teen >get new maths teacher in school >Iranian dude, wore religious attire >start calling him Sadam >he starts noticing the explosion sounds we keep making at the back of the class 325 KB JPG >he seems cool with it and laughs with us >one day, a new math teacher turns up >get called into the head teachers office after class >panic.exe >think up excuses for not being racist >head teacher tells us he was a convicted sex p-------- >relief.png >mfw

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text

Anon does hiest | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon misses the old days | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon has gymnast GF | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

anon got rejected | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

anon kills a man | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/19(Wed)23:01:42 No.55439257 >wanting to kill yourself >remembering your chances of spawning back as indian are too high 280 KB GIF
: Anonymous 11/20/19(Wed)23:01:42 No.55439257 >wanting to kill yourself >remembering your chances of spawning back as indian are too high 280 KB GIF

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text line font fictional character animation

Anon uses a vehicle | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/09/20(Wed)15:29:48 No.6130847 >>61307781 (OP) >be me >waiting at bus station >bus arrives >get on bus >reach destination >get off bus
O Anonymous 12/09/20(Wed)15:29:48 No.6130847 >>61307781 (OP) >be me >waiting at bus station >bus arrives >get on bus >reach destination >get off bus

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green yellow text pink line font colorfulness magenta violet aqua

Stage 5 Autism | /r/Greentext

File: clowns17n-2-web.jpg (94 KB, 750x829) O Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)16:03:39 No.726490398 story time autists >be me >6'6" 280lb redneck >we're talking full blown, AR15-toting, Trump-supporting, trailer-dwelling Texan redneck >live 2 miles from nearest human and 10 miles from nearest town >watching s----- reality TV one evening >stark naked blc Texan summers and my wagie ass can't afford A/C >at about 11pm, hear car pulling up in driveway >LeaveMeAloneShitheads.jpg >look out window, see s------ 1990s Toyota covered in graffiti >3 teenagers in what I'm guessing was supposed to be "scary" clown attire file out >recall string of vandalism in local news, lightbulb goes off >NotOnMyWatch.exe >grab rifle, throw on nearest pair of boots and quietly go out back door >start slowly circling around trailer hoping to catch the little f------ in the act >hear some indistinct talking on side opposite mine, figure it's my chance >dramatically jump out with rifle up and start thinking of something imposing to say like "wanna die?" or "f--- you" >stage 5 autism kicks in, my brain fuses the two, and I shout at the top of my voice "WANNA F---?" >quickly look down and realize all the adrenaline has made my member fully erect >realize how it must look from their perspective >a 6'6" fatass with an AR15, a woody, and wearing nothing but cowboy boots has just asked them to f--- >l have NEVER seen anything haul ass faster in my entire life >no vandalism on the news for a couple weeks
File: clowns17n-2-web.jpg (94 KB, 750x829) O Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)16:03:39 No.726490398 story time autists >be me >6'6" 280lb redneck >we're talking full blown, AR15-toting, Trump-supporting, trailer-dwelling Texan redneck >live 2 miles from nearest human and 10 miles from nearest town >watching s----- reality TV one evening >stark naked blc Texan summers and my wagie ass can't afford A/C >at about 11pm, hear car pulling up in driveway >LeaveMeAloneShitheads.jpg >look out window, see s------ 1990s Toyota covered in graffiti >3 teenagers in what I'm guessing was supposed to be "scary" clown attire file out >recall string of vandalism in local news, lightbulb goes off >NotOnMyWatch.exe >grab rifle, throw on nearest pair of boots and quietly go out back door >start slowly circling around trailer hoping to catch the little f------ in the act >hear some indistinct talking on side opposite mine, figure it's my chance >dramatically jump out with rifle up and start thinking of something imposing to say like "wanna die?" or "f--- you" >stage 5 autism kicks in, my brain fuses the two, and I shout at the top of my voice "WANNA F---?" >quickly look down and realize all the adrenaline has made my member fully erect >realize how it must look from their perspective >a 6'6" fatass with an AR15, a woody, and wearing nothing but cowboy boots has just asked them to f--- >l have NEVER seen anything haul ass faster in my entire life >no vandalism on the news for a couple weeks

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext text tooth colorfulness

Anon lacks privacy | /r/Greentext

File: pepe a.jpg (5 KB, 219x123) Anonymous 05/19/19(Sun)19:55:51 No.800152406 ► Alright /b/ros I got a story for yous >Be me >14 >Don't share online stuff with parents, as usual for teens >One day, mom walks into room >Asks to see through my laptop and phone >Tell her no >She says she will ground me and take away EVERYTHING i have >Ask her if she would like if I looked through her PC and phone >"I have nothing to hide" >I'm forced to say yes >Finds my Reddit, Insta and Snap alongside my hentai stash >Oh s--- >Takes away my phone and laptop and makes me delete all my accs >Well f--- 3 months later >Be me >15 now, still feels violated of privacy since >Asks mom for her phone to watch YouTube >Agrees >Watch YT for a while, gets bored >Goes through her texts Oh s--- >Finds out she has been cheating on my dad with her co-worker >Tell Dad, show him the proof >Dad confronts mom, she tells the truth >Dad files for divorce and wins custody of me and little sis 1 month later >Visiting mom, she's living with a friend >Confess to her that I was the one who told dad >She is shocked and asks why >"You said you had nothing to hide so I checked to make sure" >She remembers when she took my laptop and phone, etc >Starts bawling and says I ruined her life, etc >loldontcare.mp3 >Dad comes to pick me and sis up >Mom screams "I never ever want to see you again" >K >Drive away It's been 3 years and I haven't talked to her since. F--- you mom, you cheating w----.
File: pepe a.jpg (5 KB, 219x123) Anonymous 05/19/19(Sun)19:55:51 No.800152406 ► Alright /b/ros I got a story for yous >Be me >14 >Don't share online stuff with parents, as usual for teens >One day, mom walks into room >Asks to see through my laptop and phone >Tell her no >She says she will ground me and take away EVERYTHING i have >Ask her if she would like if I looked through her PC and phone >"I have nothing to hide" >I'm forced to say yes >Finds my Reddit, Insta and Snap alongside my hentai stash >Oh s--- >Takes away my phone and laptop and makes me delete all my accs >Well f--- 3 months later >Be me >15 now, still feels violated of privacy since >Asks mom for her phone to watch YouTube >Agrees >Watch YT for a while, gets bored >Goes through her texts Oh s--- >Finds out she has been cheating on my dad with her co-worker >Tell Dad, show him the proof >Dad confronts mom, she tells the truth >Dad files for divorce and wins custody of me and little sis 1 month later >Visiting mom, she's living with a friend >Confess to her that I was the one who told dad >She is shocked and asks why >"You said you had nothing to hide so I checked to make sure" >She remembers when she took my laptop and phone, etc >Starts bawling and says I ruined her life, etc >loldontcare.mp3 >Dad comes to pick me and sis up >Mom screams "I never ever want to see you again" >K >Drive away It's been 3 years and I haven't talked to her since. F--- you mom, you cheating w----.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text frog toad amphibian true frog

Anon votes | /r/Greentext

>told my grandfather that I would support trump back in 2018 >he dies in 2019, leaving me 120k because I was his favorite nephew for "breaking the mold of my failed MATTE 699 KB GIF generation" >vote biden anyway I might go s--- on his grave later.
>told my grandfather that I would support trump back in 2018 >he dies in 2019, leaving me 120k because I was his favorite nephew for "breaking the mold of my failed MATTE 699 KB GIF generation" >vote biden anyway I might go s--- on his grave later.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext green text line font purple technology aqua

Anon has a shitty gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every 195 KB PNG night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because l'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext text colorfulness

Anon isn't making shit up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Dlek3b1E ) + 10/02/17(Mon)06:34:57 No.143698450 >Another witness, speaking to ABC News, described how “chaotic" the scene was as the incident unfolded. >"It kind of sounded first like loud clapping coming off and then I think there was the first volley [of shots] 25 KB JPG and all of a sudden a second volley and my buddy's like I just got hit'. First we had no idea what was happening we thought people were just clapping extremely hard and we joined the clapping H-------- I wish I was making this up : Anonymous (ID: fcJ+pT) 10/02/17(Mon)06:36:33 No.143698620 >be American >get shot >start clapping >everyone else claps too 44 KB GIF
: Anonymous (ID: Dlek3b1E ) + 10/02/17(Mon)06:34:57 No.143698450 >Another witness, speaking to ABC News, described how “chaotic" the scene was as the incident unfolded. >"It kind of sounded first like loud clapping coming off and then I think there was the first volley [of shots] 25 KB JPG and all of a sudden a second volley and my buddy's like I just got hit'. First we had no idea what was happening we thought people were just clapping extremely hard and we joined the clapping H-------- I wish I was making this up : Anonymous (ID: fcJ+pT) 10/02/17(Mon)06:36:33 No.143698620 >be American >get shot >start clapping >everyone else claps too 44 KB GIF

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext text fictional character

Anon is Dumbledore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:00:25 No.14520892 >Well done Slytherin, well done indeed... >> Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:00:53 No.14520 >>145208924 (OP) >H Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:01:58 No.145209004 >>145209053 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14 >>145208953 >0 Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:03:23 No.145209053 >>145209131 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14 >>145209004 >W Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:05:10 No.145209131 >>145209156 >>145209258 >>145209347 >14 >>145209053 >E Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:05:44 No.145209156 >>145209177 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14 >>145209131 >V Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:06:15 No.145209177 >>145209208 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14: >>145209156 >E D Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:06:47 No.145209208 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>145209831 >>145 >>145209177 >R
Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:00:25 No.14520892 >Well done Slytherin, well done indeed... >> Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:00:53 No.14520 >>145208924 (OP) >H Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:01:58 No.145209004 >>145209053 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14 >>145208953 >0 Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:03:23 No.145209053 >>145209131 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14 >>145209004 >W Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:05:10 No.145209131 >>145209156 >>145209258 >>145209347 >14 >>145209053 >E Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:05:44 No.145209156 >>145209177 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14 >>145209131 >V Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:06:15 No.145209177 >>145209208 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>14: >>145209156 >E D Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)20:06:47 No.145209208 >>145209258 >>145209347 >>145209831 >>145 >>145209177 >R

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext text beard facial hair screenshot