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Anonymous 06/14/13(Fri)15:57:55 No.487006667 >be 22 >dumped by 9/10 >little to no contact now >9/10 used to bring her siberian husky pup, Roscoe, to my house daily >3 months later >lightbulb.png >devise a plan to kidnap Roscoe while she is at work >kidnap roscoe >hugs and kisses. He's missed me >see on Facebook she posted her dog as a runaway >don't comment >going according to my plan >hangout with Roscoe for a few days >call 9/10 "Roscoe just showed up at my house!" >she shows up in tears and thanks me >"You're welcome. It was really good to see Roscoe.a-a-and you." >smiles, hugs me and leaves >f---, I have to try again >wait another week >kidnap Roscoe again >once more, call her with the good news >she show's up while Roscoe and I are playing in the yard >"Wow he must really miss you I guess, Anon." >"Heh, yeah, I have missed him to." >"He's not the only one who's missed you.." >kiss the bitch and ask her to stay >MFW I got my girlfriend back by kidnapping her dog

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Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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