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Anonymous friends 08/22/22(Mon)15:25:22 No.69914592 >be me >decided to stop being a neet and find some friends >find some, been with them for a few months already >there is this girl in friend group that I tried to hit on, but she rejected me >few months later after the rejection one of the dudes goes >"f--- you all im leaving" >ok >ffw a few months >go for a walk with the dude who left >he tells me that he had left bc of how toxic they were when I wasn't around and how they talked s--- about me behind my back 97 KB PNG >he also tells me that my (now) ex best friend actually dates the girl I tried hitting on >they never told me they were dating w-- >he basically cucked me and I didn't even know I should find new friends. The guy who left first is pretty chill, perhaps I should invite him to my place and try to make out with him? 08/22/22(Mon)16:00:07 No.69914997 Anonymous >>69914592 (OP) # What makes you think he wants to make out with you? Frogposter !C3xP3L./CU 08/22/22(Mon)16:03:21 No.69915039 >>69914592 (OP) # >be you >disgusting emetic troglodyte >hit on woman >she's revulsed and f---- a normal person >(You)'re offended instead of blaming the only responsible party, YOU Consider suicide, urgently.
Anonymous friends 08/22/22(Mon)15:25:22 No.69914592 >be me >decided to stop being a neet and find some friends >find some, been with them for a few months already >there is this girl in friend group that I tried to hit on, but she rejected me >few months later after the rejection one of the dudes goes >"f--- you all im leaving" >ok >ffw a few months >go for a walk with the dude who left >he tells me that he had left bc of how toxic they were when I wasn't around and how they talked s--- about me behind my back 97 KB PNG >he also tells me that my (now) ex best friend actually dates the girl I tried hitting on >they never told me they were dating w-- >he basically cucked me and I didn't even know I should find new friends. The guy who left first is pretty chill, perhaps I should invite him to my place and try to make out with him? 08/22/22(Mon)16:00:07 No.69914997 Anonymous >>69914592 (OP) # What makes you think he wants to make out with you? Frogposter !C3xP3L./CU 08/22/22(Mon)16:03:21 No.69915039 >>69914592 (OP) # >be you >disgusting emetic troglodyte >hit on woman >she's revulsed and f---- a normal person >(You)'re offended instead of blaming the only responsible party, YOU Consider suicide, urgently.

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Anon hates British "people" | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (9 KB, 323x156) COPIUM >Walk to work feeling ashamed Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)18:20:10 No.69916612 >Be me, Horny >Open PornHub >Click on video with sexy girl >Parents aren't home so I turn up the volume >Girl has a British accent >Instant boner killer >exit video and close the tab
File: images.jpg (9 KB, 323x156) COPIUM >Walk to work feeling ashamed Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)18:20:10 No.69916612 >Be me, Horny >Open PornHub >Click on video with sexy girl >Parents aren't home so I turn up the volume >Girl has a British accent >Instant boner killer >exit video and close the tab

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Anon Studies The Blade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bb73RTWr RENTIES RISE UP 08/12/21(Thu)17:33:22 No.39675057 US renter accused of cutting off landlord's head with samurai sword after dispute 31/07/2020 Matt Burrows 8945865A-3622-4D8F-A384-73712E03F71A.jpg 382 KB JPG I >HEY RENTIE, YER FIVE MINUTES LATE ON THE RENT, IM KEEPING YOUR DEPOSIT >”keep it...I'll just keep...YOUR SOUL" *unzips katana* >*SHWING SHWING SHWING* *landie explodes into a million pieces* >"heh...nothing personnel...landcuck. while you studied real estate, I studied the blade."
: Anonymous (ID: bb73RTWr RENTIES RISE UP 08/12/21(Thu)17:33:22 No.39675057 US renter accused of cutting off landlord's head with samurai sword after dispute 31/07/2020 Matt Burrows 8945865A-3622-4D8F-A384-73712E03F71A.jpg 382 KB JPG I >HEY RENTIE, YER FIVE MINUTES LATE ON THE RENT, IM KEEPING YOUR DEPOSIT >”keep it...I'll just keep...YOUR SOUL" *unzips katana* >*SHWING SHWING SHWING* *landie explodes into a million pieces* >"heh...nothing personnel...landcuck. while you studied real estate, I studied the blade."

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anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous didn't realize I clogged the t(...) 5 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)19:38:18 No.69917624 >be me >have some friends over to hang out >"hey anon can I use your bathroom" >sure go ahead >she goes in and comes out >"oh I don't know if you knew or not but your toilets backed up" >remember I took a massive s--- earlier >check >sure as hell is clogged >must not have noticed after I flushed >fix it >"thanks" >yeah sure no problem >doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck have u guys had a problem like this before? also how do I take smaller s----?
: Anonymous didn't realize I clogged the t(...) 5 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)19:38:18 No.69917624 >be me >have some friends over to hang out >"hey anon can I use your bathroom" >sure go ahead >she goes in and comes out >"oh I don't know if you knew or not but your toilets backed up" >remember I took a massive s--- earlier >check >sure as hell is clogged >must not have noticed after I flushed >fix it >"thanks" >yeah sure no problem >doesn't talk to me for the rest of the night >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck have u guys had a problem like this before? also how do I take smaller s----?

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Anon finds a life hack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous yellow pill win 17 KB JPG 04/01/21(Thu)01:56:52 No.62999771 >be me >order chinese food >qt 3.14 works there dark brown hair b------- petite build great ass >go to pick up food >she rings up my order and hands it to me >wishlcouldfuckyourbrainsout.mov >say thank you and leave >get home and start eating food >notice long ass dark brown hair in food >eat the hair anyways >basically had a girl inside me >later virgins
: Anonymous yellow pill win 17 KB JPG 04/01/21(Thu)01:56:52 No.62999771 >be me >order chinese food >qt 3.14 works there dark brown hair b------- petite build great ass >go to pick up food >she rings up my order and hands it to me >wishlcouldfuckyourbrainsout.mov >say thank you and leave >get home and start eating food >notice long ass dark brown hair in food >eat the hair anyways >basically had a girl inside me >later virgins

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Anon has 3 wishes | /r/Greentext

ME URS SQUEEZE >Anon I'm sorry I ate all your snacks. Spare me and I'll grant you three wishes What do you ask for? 1/1 Frogposter 24m (8/22 16:19) - 69915897 1 Reply >>69915891 (OP) Infinite wishes Death to OP Death to all landwhales
ME URS SQUEEZE >Anon I'm sorry I ate all your snacks. Spare me and I'll grant you three wishes What do you ask for? 1/1 Frogposter 24m (8/22 16:19) - 69915897 1 Reply >>69915891 (OP) Infinite wishes Death to OP Death to all landwhales

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Anon likes listening to pumped up kicks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: n2e0JC61) ITS F------ HAPPENING Josh Lederman @JoshNBCNews NEWS: A Ukrainian military intelligence official tells @NBCNews that Russia has told its nuclear workers stationed at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant NOT to go to work tomorrow 4:52 PM - Aug 18, 2022 TweetDeck 1,719 Retweets 325 Quote Tweets 08/18/22(Thu)21:43:13 No.391601122 2,985 Likes Screenshot_480.png 34 KB PNG A Ukrainian military intelligence official tells @NBCNews that Russia has told its nuclear workers stationed at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant NOT to go to work tomorrow This comes after Russia said Ukraine was planning a provocation tomorrow at the plant. Ukrainian officials believe that's Russia laying the groundwork to conduct a false flag operation there tomorrow and blame it on Ukraine : Anonymous (ID: cGmXeYpi ) >>391601122 (OP) # >some of you guys are alright, don't go to Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant tomorrow >>391603355 # >>391603995 # 08/18/22(Thu)21:46:04 No.391601435 >>391601691 # >>391601785 # >>391602536 # >>391602706 # >>391605160 # >>391605721 # >>391607352 # : Anonymous (ID: vV4IZdYd >Ukrainian military intelligence official Fake News 08/18/22(Thu)21:46:35 No.391601499
: Anonymous (ID: n2e0JC61) ITS F------ HAPPENING Josh Lederman @JoshNBCNews NEWS: A Ukrainian military intelligence official tells @NBCNews that Russia has told its nuclear workers stationed at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant NOT to go to work tomorrow 4:52 PM - Aug 18, 2022 TweetDeck 1,719 Retweets 325 Quote Tweets 08/18/22(Thu)21:43:13 No.391601122 2,985 Likes Screenshot_480.png 34 KB PNG A Ukrainian military intelligence official tells @NBCNews that Russia has told its nuclear workers stationed at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant NOT to go to work tomorrow This comes after Russia said Ukraine was planning a provocation tomorrow at the plant. Ukrainian officials believe that's Russia laying the groundwork to conduct a false flag operation there tomorrow and blame it on Ukraine : Anonymous (ID: cGmXeYpi ) >>391601122 (OP) # >some of you guys are alright, don't go to Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant tomorrow >>391603355 # >>391603995 # 08/18/22(Thu)21:46:04 No.391601435 >>391601691 # >>391601785 # >>391602536 # >>391602706 # >>391605160 # >>391605721 # >>391607352 # : Anonymous (ID: vV4IZdYd >Ukrainian military intelligence official Fake News 08/18/22(Thu)21:46:35 No.391601499

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anon is funny | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_3345.jpg (184 KB, 1486x1600) Anonymous 10/30/16(Sun)16:57:42 No.709916798 Reply]>>709917031 feminist stories >be me >16, a smartass >health class >teacher is really sick so she's assigned for at least 2 weeks >she's at least 250 pounds >dyed hair >I raise my hand >I think he's funny" >chthisisgonnabefun.png >first day, all other guys have the same ideas as me >she makes all men sit in the back and screeches if we speak >during the 3rd day, she brings up how men are rapists and are monsters >"And that's why I put all the men in the back: so they aren't tempted to r---" >friend raises hand >"Did you just assume my gender?" >feminist pause >all is quiet >feminist takes a deep breath >she screams with the might of a million suns >"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?" >all is quiet again >"yeah" >"LEAVE THIS CLASSROOM" >she walks towards me and get right in front of me. >she just f------ screams >no one can make out what she's saying >chill as f--- principle runs in >"What is going on? Why is everyone screaming?" >they have to drag the whale out of the class >everyone backs up my story of how she said men are pigs and started screaming >mfw she's never allowed to sub at this school again >mfw no one got in trouble
File: IMG_3345.jpg (184 KB, 1486x1600) Anonymous 10/30/16(Sun)16:57:42 No.709916798 Reply]>>709917031 feminist stories >be me >16, a smartass >health class >teacher is really sick so she's assigned for at least 2 weeks >she's at least 250 pounds >dyed hair >I raise my hand >I think he's funny" >chthisisgonnabefun.png >first day, all other guys have the same ideas as me >she makes all men sit in the back and screeches if we speak >during the 3rd day, she brings up how men are rapists and are monsters >"And that's why I put all the men in the back: so they aren't tempted to r---" >friend raises hand >"Did you just assume my gender?" >feminist pause >all is quiet >feminist takes a deep breath >she screams with the might of a million suns >"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?" >all is quiet again >"yeah" >"LEAVE THIS CLASSROOM" >she walks towards me and get right in front of me. >she just f------ screams >no one can make out what she's saying >chill as f--- principle runs in >"What is going on? Why is everyone screaming?" >they have to drag the whale out of the class >everyone backs up my story of how she said men are pigs and started screaming >mfw she's never allowed to sub at this school again >mfw no one got in trouble

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Anon fell for it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 53 KB JPG 08/23/22(Tue)00:06:21 No.69915766 >be me >take DNA test >find out im 15% jewish >whatever.exe >a few days go by >get a sudden urge to buy a lottery ticket >wait for the big day >all numbers missed >-2$ I guess >later find out that the lottery is owned by a jewish guy Is that considered friendly fire?
Anonymous 53 KB JPG 08/23/22(Tue)00:06:21 No.69915766 >be me >take DNA test >find out im 15% jewish >whatever.exe >a few days go by >get a sudden urge to buy a lottery ticket >wait for the big day >all numbers missed >-2$ I guess >later find out that the lottery is owned by a jewish guy Is that considered friendly fire?

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Anon hates the new pokemon | /r/Greentext

e: 1661099230751811.phg (216 KB, 297x422) Mount Pokémon Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:36:32 No.51263916 >>51263932 >>51263966 >>51264635 >>51264688 >>51268040 >>51271510 >>51271638 >>51271854 >It appears Cyclizar don't mind being ridden because the warmth of a rider helps stave off the cold. why is there heat-sharing fetish in my pokemon Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:36:59 No.51263924 ► >>51263959 >>51264049 >>51264517 that isnt a fetish >> Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:37:17 No.51263932 >>51263916 (OP) >he likes it when you fart on it What the f--- >>51272165
e: 1661099230751811.phg (216 KB, 297x422) Mount Pokémon Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:36:32 No.51263916 >>51263932 >>51263966 >>51264635 >>51264688 >>51268040 >>51271510 >>51271638 >>51271854 >It appears Cyclizar don't mind being ridden because the warmth of a rider helps stave off the cold. why is there heat-sharing fetish in my pokemon Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:36:59 No.51263924 ► >>51263959 >>51264049 >>51264517 that isnt a fetish >> Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:37:17 No.51263932 >>51263916 (OP) >he likes it when you fart on it What the f--- >>51272165

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Anon has friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:48:25 No.17507026 >>17507045 >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507250 >>17507259 >>17507313 >>17507316 File: bags.jpg (93 KB, 588x473) >>17506467 >Have a project >groups of 4 >I don't have any friends >can't get a group >Have to send an email to every single person i my faculty asking for a group >don't want to look like a lonely foolish p------------ >Find a bunch of stock images on the internet of smiling people >attach them to the email I send out asking for a group >have a note on the email >"if you think I'm a bad partner, just look at these testimonials!" >basically trying to pretend that these are people I worked with before and they loved me >think it makes me look like I have friends >eventually get a group, me and 3 chinks >first thing they say upon meeting me is "anon you email was weird, why you pretend those people your friends? Whole class laugh about it" >tfw I am a f------ freak who everyone hates >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:49:17 No.17507045 ► >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507312 >>17507313 >>17507316 >>17507325 >>17507358 >>17507369 >>17507374>>17507535 File: dubmd.png (732 KB, 1595x398) >>17507026 Pic related, by the way I can see how stupid it is now but I was desperate at the time. Kathy, 2nd Year Business was "Working with great because he has a real sense of humour. He is a fun guy, who cracked several jokes about the work we were doing. He was never sexual in his humour either which I appreciated as a first wave feminist" Staquafre, English Student "I loved It was probably the best assignement I have ever done. He kept me motivated throughout the project. He even bought me the nice green folder you see in the attached image! He said it matches my eyes. My eyes aren't green I replied. Yes but the folder stores loads of informatio he replied." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:52:58 No. 17507124 ► File: 1402480620365.png (187 KB, 450x493) >>17507026 >>17507045 H--------. What the hell were you thinking? > Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:54:33 No.17507151 ▶ File: 1426308780991.jpg (12 KB, 258x245) >>17507045 >>17507026 holy f------ s---, only. on /r9k/ folks Mike, History Graduate "Knowing was vital to me getting my degree. He helped me when I didn't even need help and his understandig of history was incredible considering it isn't his subject area." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:02:46 No.17507312 ► File: (2) gif (280 KB, 400x388) >>17507045 anon... >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:03:21 No.17507325 ► File: 1343183395195.gif (452 KB, 500x281) >>17507045 Jesus christ Kim, 2nd year Maths "I loved working with His Mathmatical mind is something quite stunning. He soon figured out that him PLUS me EQUALS results. And we shared a PIE or too the morning after staying up all night 'studying' as well"
Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:48:25 No.17507026 >>17507045 >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507250 >>17507259 >>17507313 >>17507316 File: bags.jpg (93 KB, 588x473) >>17506467 >Have a project >groups of 4 >I don't have any friends >can't get a group >Have to send an email to every single person i my faculty asking for a group >don't want to look like a lonely foolish p------------ >Find a bunch of stock images on the internet of smiling people >attach them to the email I send out asking for a group >have a note on the email >"if you think I'm a bad partner, just look at these testimonials!" >basically trying to pretend that these are people I worked with before and they loved me >think it makes me look like I have friends >eventually get a group, me and 3 chinks >first thing they say upon meeting me is "anon you email was weird, why you pretend those people your friends? Whole class laugh about it" >tfw I am a f------ freak who everyone hates >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:49:17 No.17507045 ► >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507312 >>17507313 >>17507316 >>17507325 >>17507358 >>17507369 >>17507374>>17507535 File: dubmd.png (732 KB, 1595x398) >>17507026 Pic related, by the way I can see how stupid it is now but I was desperate at the time. Kathy, 2nd Year Business was "Working with great because he has a real sense of humour. He is a fun guy, who cracked several jokes about the work we were doing. He was never sexual in his humour either which I appreciated as a first wave feminist" Staquafre, English Student "I loved It was probably the best assignement I have ever done. He kept me motivated throughout the project. He even bought me the nice green folder you see in the attached image! He said it matches my eyes. My eyes aren't green I replied. Yes but the folder stores loads of informatio he replied." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:52:58 No. 17507124 ► File: 1402480620365.png (187 KB, 450x493) >>17507026 >>17507045 H--------. What the hell were you thinking? > Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:54:33 No.17507151 ▶ File: 1426308780991.jpg (12 KB, 258x245) >>17507045 >>17507026 holy f------ s---, only. on /r9k/ folks Mike, History Graduate "Knowing was vital to me getting my degree. He helped me when I didn't even need help and his understandig of history was incredible considering it isn't his subject area." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:02:46 No.17507312 ► File: (2) gif (280 KB, 400x388) >>17507045 anon... >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:03:21 No.17507325 ► File: 1343183395195.gif (452 KB, 500x281) >>17507045 Jesus christ Kim, 2nd year Maths "I loved working with His Mathmatical mind is something quite stunning. He soon figured out that him PLUS me EQUALS results. And we shared a PIE or too the morning after staying up all night 'studying' as well"

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Anon tries Mikemaxxing | /r/Greentext

Michael Trout.jpg 35 KB JPG I think the character of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul has cured my autism. Ever since I first saw him in Breaking Bad at 14 or so I was always fascinated by him, by his icy attitude and cool demeanor, but mostly his intelligence. But it was only in Better Call Saul, in the scene where he steals the Kettlemans' money to 'Tune Down' by Chris Joss, that I realised I didn't just like Mike, I wanted to be like Mike. So from then on not only did I start frowning and acting more stoic and coldly (except to those very close to me) and speaking in small, concise sentences, but I started learning disarming and self-defense, handiwork and making my own food - obviously Pimento sandwiches. I also started wearing more modest clothing, like dark coats, using a Timex Weekender watch and watching whatever TV he does in the series. My aim now is trying to find a night shift job where I can do crosswords like he does in BCS. He also made me realise I don't need a woman to live in comfort with myself. I feel more productive, cooler and healthier ever since I started living like Mike. Maybe you should try too.
Michael Trout.jpg 35 KB JPG I think the character of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul has cured my autism. Ever since I first saw him in Breaking Bad at 14 or so I was always fascinated by him, by his icy attitude and cool demeanor, but mostly his intelligence. But it was only in Better Call Saul, in the scene where he steals the Kettlemans' money to 'Tune Down' by Chris Joss, that I realised I didn't just like Mike, I wanted to be like Mike. So from then on not only did I start frowning and acting more stoic and coldly (except to those very close to me) and speaking in small, concise sentences, but I started learning disarming and self-defense, handiwork and making my own food - obviously Pimento sandwiches. I also started wearing more modest clothing, like dark coats, using a Timex Weekender watch and watching whatever TV he does in the series. My aim now is trying to find a night shift job where I can do crosswords like he does in BCS. He also made me realise I don't need a woman to live in comfort with myself. I feel more productive, cooler and healthier ever since I started living like Mike. Maybe you should try too.

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Anon like B E A N S | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>172470783 # in order to take a bite you'd have to make a soiface hahaha loser this is why I only eat beans 08/11/22(Thu)17:20:49 No.172470870
: Anonymous >>172470783 # in order to take a bite you'd have to make a soiface hahaha loser this is why I only eat beans 08/11/22(Thu)17:20:49 No.172470870

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Anon talks to women | /r/Greentext

File: Soyjack.jpg (71 KB, 970x970) 344/4 Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:13:54 No.884299420 [Reply] ► >>884299614 Every cute girl I talk with is already married this isn't f------ fair Why shouldn't I f--- them anyway? Why can't I f--- married girls? What is preventing me from taking them from their husband? Really, why shouldn't I? >> Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:17:39 No.884299614 ► >>884299420 (OP) Most married women will cheat on their husbands the moment a more attractive man shows up. It's not because they're married, it's because you're ugly.
File: Soyjack.jpg (71 KB, 970x970) 344/4 Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:13:54 No.884299420 [Reply] ► >>884299614 Every cute girl I talk with is already married this isn't f------ fair Why shouldn't I f--- them anyway? Why can't I f--- married girls? What is preventing me from taking them from their husband? Really, why shouldn't I? >> Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:17:39 No.884299614 ► >>884299420 (OP) Most married women will cheat on their husbands the moment a more attractive man shows up. It's not because they're married, it's because you're ugly.

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anon should buy an ultra dog silencer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon) 08:16:56 No.884322497 living in a poor rural village is the worst thing on the face of the earth >everyone is s--- >every single person gets giant dogs just to neglect them outside every day >as soon as one dog dies they just get another one >have 24 hours of dogs barking in every direction everywhere i go even when i sleep >every time i go out on my porch or outside i set off a bunch of dogs that bark and freak the f--- out >worst weather on the planet >get 7 months of darkness, snow, ice, frost, blizzards, freezing, depression >summer is brutally hot and humid with non stop sun shining and too hot to breathe >if you open a window or go outside you immediately get eaten alive by flies and mosquitos >every person is s--- >no place to eat no stores to get anything >no one ever leaves or dies >just stuck with the same miserable people forever >no good jobs >everyone is too poor to barely survive 7 Replies View Thread 08/22/22(Mon) 09:23:34 No.884325039 : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >have 24 hours of dogs barking This would ruin me. I can't f------ stand dogs. : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >24 hours of dogs barking buy an ultrasonic dog silencer 08/22/22(Mon)09:47:06 No.884325865
: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon) 08:16:56 No.884322497 living in a poor rural village is the worst thing on the face of the earth >everyone is s--- >every single person gets giant dogs just to neglect them outside every day >as soon as one dog dies they just get another one >have 24 hours of dogs barking in every direction everywhere i go even when i sleep >every time i go out on my porch or outside i set off a bunch of dogs that bark and freak the f--- out >worst weather on the planet >get 7 months of darkness, snow, ice, frost, blizzards, freezing, depression >summer is brutally hot and humid with non stop sun shining and too hot to breathe >if you open a window or go outside you immediately get eaten alive by flies and mosquitos >every person is s--- >no place to eat no stores to get anything >no one ever leaves or dies >just stuck with the same miserable people forever >no good jobs >everyone is too poor to barely survive 7 Replies View Thread 08/22/22(Mon) 09:23:34 No.884325039 : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >have 24 hours of dogs barking This would ruin me. I can't f------ stand dogs. : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >24 hours of dogs barking buy an ultrasonic dog silencer 08/22/22(Mon)09:47:06 No.884325865

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Anon is a true monster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 216 KB JPG 10/08/21(Fri)09:46:19 No.864620424 >be me, 2005 >10 years old, had moved to a new school 2 years ago >keep in touch with old friends vial RuneScape >one of their moms dies from cancer, has a mildly abusive dad with temper >go to funeral, first time I've seen this friend since I moved >he's really sad but handling it well, we talk about RuneScape and I tell him I can help level his skills >he gives me his password >I steal all of his valuable stuff, change the password, and sell his account to one of my friends at my new school for $5 >never talked to the old friend again Mfw I realize I was a sociopath as a child
Anonymous 216 KB JPG 10/08/21(Fri)09:46:19 No.864620424 >be me, 2005 >10 years old, had moved to a new school 2 years ago >keep in touch with old friends vial RuneScape >one of their moms dies from cancer, has a mildly abusive dad with temper >go to funeral, first time I've seen this friend since I moved >he's really sad but handling it well, we talk about RuneScape and I tell him I can help level his skills >he gives me his password >I steal all of his valuable stuff, change the password, and sell his account to one of my friends at my new school for $5 >never talked to the old friend again Mfw I realize I was a sociopath as a child

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Anon realizes something about space | /r/Greentext

File: DiscontentWojak.png (34 KB, 302x288) لى Space be like Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)07:53:18 No.884332581 >afraid of being alone in the universe >afraid of not being alone in the universe W-- Humans
File: DiscontentWojak.png (34 KB, 302x288) لى Space be like Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)07:53:18 No.884332581 >afraid of being alone in the universe >afraid of not being alone in the universe W-- Humans

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Anon breaks the third wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous SOLAT 548 KB PNG 05/13/22(Fri) 20:08:30 No.66749772 >resting after set >think "just so you're aware, I know you're reading my mind" >car parked across the street speeds off
: Anonymous SOLAT 548 KB PNG 05/13/22(Fri) 20:08:30 No.66749772 >resting after set >think "just so you're aware, I know you're reading my mind" >car parked across the street speeds off

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Anon can’t grow a beard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)07:05:39 No.172963200 Anonymous >keep finding my sister's pubes in my $80 philips oneblade norelco that my dad gave me as a birthday present >can't just confront her because even thinking of broaching the subject makes me cringe hard internally how do i get her to stop >>172963315 # >>172963321 # >>172963678 # >>172966475 # >>172967171 # >>172967255 # >>172967296 # >>172967375 # >>172967683 # >>172968386 # >>172969387 # >>172969479 # 08/22/22(Mon)08:12:39 No.172966553 Female pubic hair is disgusting. It's gross as f--- that it's making a comeback. I can't even say it's ok ironically it's so nasty. Women should have hair on their head and eyebrows ONLY. >>172966665 # >>172966695 # >>172966832 # >>172966891 # >>172967163 # >>172967281 # >>172967372 # >>172967411 # >>172968092 # >>172968452 # >>172968901 # >>172969125 # >>172970080 # >>172971429 # >>172972023 #
: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)07:05:39 No.172963200 Anonymous >keep finding my sister's pubes in my $80 philips oneblade norelco that my dad gave me as a birthday present >can't just confront her because even thinking of broaching the subject makes me cringe hard internally how do i get her to stop >>172963315 # >>172963321 # >>172963678 # >>172966475 # >>172967171 # >>172967255 # >>172967296 # >>172967375 # >>172967683 # >>172968386 # >>172969387 # >>172969479 # 08/22/22(Mon)08:12:39 No.172966553 Female pubic hair is disgusting. It's gross as f--- that it's making a comeback. I can't even say it's ok ironically it's so nasty. Women should have hair on their head and eyebrows ONLY. >>172966665 # >>172966695 # >>172966832 # >>172966891 # >>172967163 # >>172967281 # >>172967372 # >>172967411 # >>172968092 # >>172968452 # >>172968901 # >>172969125 # >>172970080 # >>172971429 # >>172972023 #

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