Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:48:25 No.17507026 >>17507045 >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507250 >>17507259 >>17507313 >>17507316 File: bags.jpg (93 KB, 588x473) >>17506467 >Have a project >groups of 4 >I don't have any friends >can't get a group >Have to send an email to every single person i my faculty asking for a group >don't want to look like a lonely foolish p------------ >Find a bunch of stock images on the internet of smiling people >attach them to the email I send out asking for a group >have a note on the email >"if you think I'm a bad partner, just look at these testimonials!" >basically trying to pretend that these are people I worked with before and they loved me >think it makes me look like I have friends >eventually get a group, me and 3 chinks >first thing they say upon meeting me is "anon you email was weird, why you pretend those people your friends? Whole class laugh about it" >tfw I am a f------ freak who everyone hates >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:49:17 No.17507045 ► >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507312 >>17507313 >>17507316 >>17507325 >>17507358 >>17507369 >>17507374>>17507535 File: dubmd.png (732 KB, 1595x398) >>17507026 Pic related, by the way I can see how stupid it is now but I was desperate at the time. Kathy, 2nd Year Business was "Working with great because he has a real sense of humour. He is a fun guy, who cracked several jokes about the work we were doing. He was never sexual in his humour either which I appreciated as a first wave feminist" Staquafre, English Student "I loved It was probably the best assignement I have ever done. He kept me motivated throughout the project. He even bought me the nice green folder you see in the attached image! He said it matches my eyes. My eyes aren't green I replied. Yes but the folder stores loads of informatio he replied." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:52:58 No. 17507124 ► File: 1402480620365.png (187 KB, 450x493) >>17507026 >>17507045 H--------. What the hell were you thinking? > Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:54:33 No.17507151 ▶ File: 1426308780991.jpg (12 KB, 258x245) >>17507045 >>17507026 holy f------ s---, only. on /r9k/ folks Mike, History Graduate "Knowing was vital to me getting my degree. He helped me when I didn't even need help and his understandig of history was incredible considering it isn't his subject area." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:02:46 No.17507312 ► File: (2) gif (280 KB, 400x388) >>17507045 anon... >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:03:21 No.17507325 ► File: 1343183395195.gif (452 KB, 500x281) >>17507045 Jesus christ Kim, 2nd year Maths "I loved working with His Mathmatical mind is something quite stunning. He soon figured out that him PLUS me EQUALS results. And we shared a PIE or too the morning after staying up all night 'studying' as well"

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File: Soyjack.jpg (71 KB, 970x970) 344/4 Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:13:54 No.884299420 [Reply] ► >>884299614 Every cute girl I talk with is already married this isn't f------ fair Why shouldn't I f--- them anyway? Why can't I f--- married girls? What is preventing me from taking them from their husband? Really, why shouldn't I? >> Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:17:39 No.884299614 ► >>884299420 (OP) Most married women will cheat on their husbands the moment a more attractive man shows up. It's not because they're married, it's because you're ugly.

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: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon) 08:16:56 No.884322497 living in a poor rural village is the worst thing on the face of the earth >everyone is s--- >every single person gets giant dogs just to neglect them outside every day >as soon as one dog dies they just get another one >have 24 hours of dogs barking in every direction everywhere i go even when i sleep >every time i go out on my porch or outside i set off a bunch of dogs that bark and freak the f--- out >worst weather on the planet >get 7 months of darkness, snow, ice, frost, blizzards, freezing, depression >summer is brutally hot and humid with non stop sun shining and too hot to breathe >if you open a window or go outside you immediately get eaten alive by flies and mosquitos >every person is s--- >no place to eat no stores to get anything >no one ever leaves or dies >just stuck with the same miserable people forever >no good jobs >everyone is too poor to barely survive 7 Replies View Thread 08/22/22(Mon) 09:23:34 No.884325039 : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >have 24 hours of dogs barking This would ruin me. I can't f------ stand dogs. : Anonymous >>884322497 (OP) # >24 hours of dogs barking buy an ultrasonic dog silencer 08/22/22(Mon)09:47:06 No.884325865

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Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:48:25 No.17507026 >>17507045 >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507250 >>17507259 >>17507313 >>17507316 File: bags.jpg (93 KB, 588x473) >>17506467 >Have a project >groups of 4 >I don't have any friends >can't get a group >Have to send an email to every single person i my faculty asking for a group >don't want to look like a lonely foolish p------------ >Find a bunch of stock images on the internet of smiling people >attach them to the email I send out asking for a group >have a note on the email >"if you think I'm a bad partner, just look at these testimonials!" >basically trying to pretend that these are people I worked with before and they loved me >think it makes me look like I have friends >eventually get a group, me and 3 chinks >first thing they say upon meeting me is "anon you email was weird, why you pretend those people your friends? Whole class laugh about it" >tfw I am a f------ freak who everyone hates >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:49:17 No.17507045 ► >>17507124>>17507151 >>17507312 >>17507313 >>17507316 >>17507325 >>17507358 >>17507369 >>17507374>>17507535 File: dubmd.png (732 KB, 1595x398) >>17507026 Pic related, by the way I can see how stupid it is now but I was desperate at the time. Kathy, 2nd Year Business was "Working with great because he has a real sense of humour. He is a fun guy, who cracked several jokes about the work we were doing. He was never sexual in his humour either which I appreciated as a first wave feminist" Staquafre, English Student "I loved It was probably the best assignement I have ever done. He kept me motivated throughout the project. He even bought me the nice green folder you see in the attached image! He said it matches my eyes. My eyes aren't green I replied. Yes but the folder stores loads of informatio he replied." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:52:58 No. 17507124 ► File: 1402480620365.png (187 KB, 450x493) >>17507026 >>17507045 H--------. What the hell were you thinking? > Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)18:54:33 No.17507151 ▶ File: 1426308780991.jpg (12 KB, 258x245) >>17507045 >>17507026 holy f------ s---, only. on /r9k/ folks Mike, History Graduate "Knowing was vital to me getting my degree. He helped me when I didn't even need help and his understandig of history was incredible considering it isn't his subject area." Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:02:46 No.17507312 ► File: (2) gif (280 KB, 400x388) >>17507045 anon... >> Anonymous 03/30/15(Mon)19:03:21 No.17507325 ► File: 1343183395195.gif (452 KB, 500x281) >>17507045 Jesus christ Kim, 2nd year Maths "I loved working with His Mathmatical mind is something quite stunning. He soon figured out that him PLUS me EQUALS results. And we shared a PIE or too the morning after staying up all night 'studying' as well"

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