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⠀ Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)21:19:15 No.28064918 E AMERICA AT AGAIN Cusk.png 115 KB PNG >Just buy my overpriced garbage while I get high and shitpost on Twitter bro ⠀ Anonymous >>28064918 (OP) # 10/26/24(Sat)01:24:55 No.28065355 the fact that this guy actually gets s--- done makes him better than almost everyone else on the planet
⠀ Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)21:19:15 No.28064918 E AMERICA AT AGAIN Cusk.png 115 KB PNG >Just buy my overpriced garbage while I get high and shitpost on Twitter bro ⠀ Anonymous >>28064918 (OP) # 10/26/24(Sat)01:24:55 No.28065355 the fact that this guy actually gets s--- done makes him better than almost everyone else on the planet

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Recruit difficulty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous B06 zombies is s--- 333 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat) 16:13:27 No.692919891 > You have armor so you get downed by 15 hits instead of 2. Getting Max Armor is a common occurence. > Ammo stashes all over the place. You can just buy ammo for any gun when you run out. > Objective markers holding your hand throughout the entire "easter egg". Constant yapping. > You can choose any weapon to spawn in with. > Healthbars over the zombies?? > Hitmarkers and damage numbers. > Warzone UI. > If you down once you get to self revive without having to buy quick revive. > No real challenge until round 30. Mindnumbing gameplay experience. > People call it the best zombies experience to date. : Anonymous I paid 80€ for this. :( 10/26/24(Sat) 16:15:39 No.692920016
: Anonymous B06 zombies is s--- 333 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat) 16:13:27 No.692919891 > You have armor so you get downed by 15 hits instead of 2. Getting Max Armor is a common occurence. > Ammo stashes all over the place. You can just buy ammo for any gun when you run out. > Objective markers holding your hand throughout the entire "easter egg". Constant yapping. > You can choose any weapon to spawn in with. > Healthbars over the zombies?? > Hitmarkers and damage numbers. > Warzone UI. > If you down once you get to self revive without having to buy quick revive. > No real challenge until round 30. Mindnumbing gameplay experience. > People call it the best zombies experience to date. : Anonymous I paid 80€ for this. :( 10/26/24(Sat) 16:15:39 No.692920016

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Space bugs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous "alien space bug" factions are(...) TYRANIDS 10/24/24(Thu)00:28:52 No.94232749 ZERG XENOMORPHS bioslop.jpg 115 KB JPG They're a rapidly evolving highly adaptable hivemind super organism that consumes planets of biomass! They're like super intelligent space locusts! >okay, what do they evolve into? Uhh, big bugs, big lobsters, big spiders, big bugs... >what do they do with all that brain power? Well, they mostly just... keep eating stuff. 306 Replies/29 Images View Thread
Anonymous "alien space bug" factions are(...) TYRANIDS 10/24/24(Thu)00:28:52 No.94232749 ZERG XENOMORPHS bioslop.jpg 115 KB JPG They're a rapidly evolving highly adaptable hivemind super organism that consumes planets of biomass! They're like super intelligent space locusts! >okay, what do they evolve into? Uhh, big bugs, big lobsters, big spiders, big bugs... >what do they do with all that brain power? Well, they mostly just... keep eating stuff. 306 Replies/29 Images View Thread

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Bolster the Ranks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)22:40:38 No.31641493 1A8A2E42-6BBF-4170-89D7-DD34C7C1F5F5.png 338 KB PNG >be me >24 y.o. wagie >live with a 20 years old sister who goes to university >rent an apartment >parents chip in for her I agreed to this because I thought she will surely quickly find some bf and f--- off, but it's been 2 years and she is still here. How do I explain to her that girls her age should find some boyfriend at this point? It's really annoying, she keeps trying to talk with me after work, while I just want to play vidya, keeps using my towel, keeps asking to brush her hair after bath and keeps sleeping on my bed when I'm not home because that's the only room with AC. Like what the hell.
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)22:40:38 No.31641493 1A8A2E42-6BBF-4170-89D7-DD34C7C1F5F5.png 338 KB PNG >be me >24 y.o. wagie >live with a 20 years old sister who goes to university >rent an apartment >parents chip in for her I agreed to this because I thought she will surely quickly find some bf and f--- off, but it's been 2 years and she is still here. How do I explain to her that girls her age should find some boyfriend at this point? It's really annoying, she keeps trying to talk with me after work, while I just want to play vidya, keeps using my towel, keeps asking to brush her hair after bath and keeps sleeping on my bed when I'm not home because that's the only room with AC. Like what the hell.

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Evolving standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)14:50:51 No.17159538 POLICE DEPT. DES PLAINES, ILL. 78-462.1.2-2.1--78 John Wayne Gacy_1978_mugshot.jpg 314 KB JPG >read about 1950s crime cases >murder is mostly a clean kill >read about 1970+ crime cases ie. after p--- was legalized >murder involves torture, prolonged captivity, mutilation, a--- sex, etc >yfw
: Anonymous 10/10/24(Thu)14:50:51 No.17159538 POLICE DEPT. DES PLAINES, ILL. 78-462.1.2-2.1--78 John Wayne Gacy_1978_mugshot.jpg 314 KB JPG >read about 1950s crime cases >murder is mostly a clean kill >read about 1970+ crime cases ie. after p--- was legalized >murder involves torture, prolonged captivity, mutilation, a--- sex, etc >yfw

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Newton was an investor | /r/Greentext

1000 900 800 South Sea Stock December 1718 - December 1721 Newton re-enters with a lot, 700 600 Newton's friends get rich, 500 Newton exits happy. 400 300- Newton invests a bit, 200 100 o 12/31/1718 05/16/1719 09/26/1719 02/20/1720 Newton exits broke 07/02/1720 11/26/1720 06/03/1721 Source(s): Marc Faber, Jeremy Grantham, Sir Isaac Newton 1698670532489.png 517 KB PNG >It's said that Newton, upon reflection of his financial misadventure, ruefully remarked, "I can calculate the movement of stars, but not the madness of men."
1000 900 800 South Sea Stock December 1718 - December 1721 Newton re-enters with a lot, 700 600 Newton's friends get rich, 500 Newton exits happy. 400 300- Newton invests a bit, 200 100 o 12/31/1718 05/16/1719 09/26/1719 02/20/1720 Newton exits broke 07/02/1720 11/26/1720 06/03/1721 Source(s): Marc Faber, Jeremy Grantham, Sir Isaac Newton 1698670532489.png 517 KB PNG >It's said that Newton, upon reflection of his financial misadventure, ruefully remarked, "I can calculate the movement of stars, but not the madness of men."

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"I lie, I cheat, I steal" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ww 411 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)23:29:27 No. 11838011 >be me >feminist korean c--- who I call my girlfriend stays over (she never cooks for me) >she's sitting at the table, acting all tough, asks me if we're having breakfast >tell her, "Of course, I will cook omelettes" and start making one >she watches me, like she has never seen a man cooking, finally mutters, "You actually know how to cook?" with this weird mix of surprise and annoyance >hit her with a little sarcasm about that I'm feeding her because im the alpha male provider in the relationship and she is my concubine >she snaps, says she doesn't need a man to cook for her and cooks to "prove me wrong" >just shrug, say "alright, show me what you got then" >she gets all fired up, marches into the stove like she's about to prove a point >watches me with this intense look while she makes the omelette, adding spices and trying to make it perfect >I can tell she's really into it, probably trying to one up my "simple" omelette >finally finishes, puts it on the table, and smirks like she's won something >then realizes I didn't lift a finger, glares at me >"whos the baby now, im the one feeding you now, im the leader here" >smirk and tell her i tricked her with my superior male intelligence into fulfilling her role as a woman >"You tricked me into cooking for you, f------ s---" >mfw I just sit back and enjoy the omelette >f--- her on the table after breakfast
Anonymous ww 411 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)23:29:27 No. 11838011 >be me >feminist korean c--- who I call my girlfriend stays over (she never cooks for me) >she's sitting at the table, acting all tough, asks me if we're having breakfast >tell her, "Of course, I will cook omelettes" and start making one >she watches me, like she has never seen a man cooking, finally mutters, "You actually know how to cook?" with this weird mix of surprise and annoyance >hit her with a little sarcasm about that I'm feeding her because im the alpha male provider in the relationship and she is my concubine >she snaps, says she doesn't need a man to cook for her and cooks to "prove me wrong" >just shrug, say "alright, show me what you got then" >she gets all fired up, marches into the stove like she's about to prove a point >watches me with this intense look while she makes the omelette, adding spices and trying to make it perfect >I can tell she's really into it, probably trying to one up my "simple" omelette >finally finishes, puts it on the table, and smirks like she's won something >then realizes I didn't lift a finger, glares at me >"whos the baby now, im the one feeding you now, im the leader here" >smirk and tell her i tricked her with my superior male intelligence into fulfilling her role as a woman >"You tricked me into cooking for you, f------ s---" >mfw I just sit back and enjoy the omelette >f--- her on the table after breakfast

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Anon feels insecure | /r/Greentext

File: 20190825 145939 IMG_4926.jpg (9 KB, 234x215) Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)18:03:35 No.926519063 Sup /b/ have you guys had any sexual experience?? >be me >be a few months back > dating girl ive been on and off >tells me all the sexual positions she's done >mfw the only positions I've done to a girl are missionary, cowgirl, and doggy. >get quiet because autipilot turns on >tells me she's done bdsm >likes getting choked and handcuffed etc >I have never done that bit was willing to >broke up with her a few weeks after because she was a rampant alcoholic >still gets me that I've only done 2 sexual positions my entire f------ life Goddammit bros I've never felt so ashamed of just doing those 3 positions for my entire f------ life
File: 20190825 145939 IMG_4926.jpg (9 KB, 234x215) Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)18:03:35 No.926519063 Sup /b/ have you guys had any sexual experience?? >be me >be a few months back > dating girl ive been on and off >tells me all the sexual positions she's done >mfw the only positions I've done to a girl are missionary, cowgirl, and doggy. >get quiet because autipilot turns on >tells me she's done bdsm >likes getting choked and handcuffed etc >I have never done that bit was willing to >broke up with her a few weeks after because she was a rampant alcoholic >still gets me that I've only done 2 sexual positions my entire f------ life Goddammit bros I've never felt so ashamed of just doing those 3 positions for my entire f------ life

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In sumerian haze | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat)04:58:45 No.79249323 >See Duolicious mentioned here a lot >Try it out >Woman tells me that if I kill myself I should livestream it for her This isn't nice at all. Why do people use this
Anonymous 11 KB PNG 10/26/24(Sat)04:58:45 No.79249323 >See Duolicious mentioned here a lot >Try it out >Woman tells me that if I kill myself I should livestream it for her This isn't nice at all. Why do people use this

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Standards have been set | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.
: Anonymous AAA madness 194 KB PNG 10/24/24(Thu)23:19:55 No.692781149 >noooo, you can't make a game like Elden Ring! you deliver too much!! >noooo, you can't make a game like Baldurs Gate 3! people will expect the same quality from us!! >noooo, you'll kill us!!! Western AAA studios casually admitting that they purposely under-deliver.

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Denial has left all alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/24(Sat)02:43:31 No.79248277 >accidentally see my sister naked >don't have boner am I gay?
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/26/24(Sat)02:43:31 No.79248277 >accidentally see my sister naked >don't have boner am I gay?

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Anon likes dogs (a lot) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)19:53:27 No.926512039 >be dog >hump man's leg >society be like awww she's so cute hee hee >be man >hump dog >WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SICK F--- Zoophobes are such f------ hypocrites
Anonymous 10/25/24(Fri)19:53:27 No.926512039 >be dog >hump man's leg >society be like awww she's so cute hee hee >be man >hump dog >WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SICK F--- Zoophobes are such f------ hypocrites

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Untill I feel nothing for good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 225 KB JPG because i drink 10/25/24(Fri)23:06:39 No.79246409 not really a femcel because i've had bfs and have had sex but I might just as well be and I really relate to you incels >be me >never had a ltr longest ig was around 1 year >guys keep breaking up with me >one guy who I went on a holiday trip with literally broke up with me in a foreign country so that he could hook up with a girl he just met >drink because I always feel so lonely and it's the only thing that gives me any relief from stress >even cried my eyes out to a guy on a date because I knew he wasn't going to see me again >just want a guy to love me >constantly feel like s--- like i'm never going to find someone because i'm not good enough so i just wanted to say I really do get you moids who just want someone to love and for them to love you back because I feel the same way
: Anonymous 225 KB JPG because i drink 10/25/24(Fri)23:06:39 No.79246409 not really a femcel because i've had bfs and have had sex but I might just as well be and I really relate to you incels >be me >never had a ltr longest ig was around 1 year >guys keep breaking up with me >one guy who I went on a holiday trip with literally broke up with me in a foreign country so that he could hook up with a girl he just met >drink because I always feel so lonely and it's the only thing that gives me any relief from stress >even cried my eyes out to a guy on a date because I knew he wasn't going to see me again >just want a guy to love me >constantly feel like s--- like i'm never going to find someone because i'm not good enough so i just wanted to say I really do get you moids who just want someone to love and for them to love you back because I feel the same way

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Modern Gaming | /r/Greentext

6h (10/26/24 01:26) 692850221 - 237 Re. 60 Img JPG 113KB (1848 × 1170) · GVv91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 53 Replies >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! COSITY WAMES >>692850221 (OP) 6h (10/26/24 01:27) 692850318 JPG 53KB (646x480) (16) Boondocks_ A N---- Moment - YouTube - 0-1-15.jpg 35 Replies >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!
6h (10/26/24 01:26) 692850221 - 237 Re. 60 Img JPG 113KB (1848 × 1170) · GVv91Mua8AAmtMg.jpg 53 Replies >modern gaming f------ su- >wait a minute, i only play games i actually like! COSITY WAMES >>692850221 (OP) 6h (10/26/24 01:27) 692850318 JPG 53KB (646x480) (16) Boondocks_ A N---- Moment - YouTube - 0-1-15.jpg 35 Replies >Where you going? This is a perfectly good moment to engage in ragebait!

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Anon is the second player | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:01 No.395523673 controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back
Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:01 No.395523673 controller.jpg 84 KB JPG >here's your controller bro Anonymous 11/02/17(Thu)18:52:59 No.395523756 >toss me the controller bro >I can't, it keeps coming back

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Anon discusses “IQ tests” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous + X 10/25/24(Fri)12:19:08 No.926492006 >GENUIS TEST: Only 4% get this correct! >looks inside >4th grade level PEMDAS equation ÷ 42 KB JPG
Anonymous + X 10/25/24(Fri)12:19:08 No.926492006 >GENUIS TEST: Only 4% get this correct! >looks inside >4th grade level PEMDAS equation ÷ 42 KB JPG

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