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Anonymous ww 411 KB JPG 10/25/24(Fri)23:29:27 No. 11838011 >be me >feminist korean c--- who I call my girlfriend stays over (she never cooks for me) >she's sitting at the table, acting all tough, asks me if we're having breakfast >tell her, "Of course, I will cook omelettes" and start making one >she watches me, like she has never seen a man cooking, finally mutters, "You actually know how to cook?" with this weird mix of surprise and annoyance >hit her with a little sarcasm about that I'm feeding her because im the alpha male provider in the relationship and she is my concubine >she snaps, says she doesn't need a man to cook for her and cooks to "prove me wrong" >just shrug, say "alright, show me what you got then" >she gets all fired up, marches into the stove like she's about to prove a point >watches me with this intense look while she makes the omelette, adding spices and trying to make it perfect >I can tell she's really into it, probably trying to one up my "simple" omelette >finally finishes, puts it on the table, and smirks like she's won something >then realizes I didn't lift a finger, glares at me >"whos the baby now, im the one feeding you now, im the leader here" >smirk and tell her i tricked her with my superior male intelligence into fulfilling her role as a woman >"You tricked me into cooking for you, f------ s---" >mfw I just sit back and enjoy the omelette >f--- her on the table after breakfast

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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