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Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)07:16:10 No.72145054 >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DATE HOT GUYS WHO YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO, FEMANON. YOU HAVE TO DATE UGLY FAT GUYS LIKE ME BECAUSE WE WON'T PUMP AND DUMP YOU LIKE THOSE EVIL CHADS 414 KB PNG why are 4chan moids like this? if it was a choice between dating an ugly moid or dying alone, i'd rather just die alone.
Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)07:16:10 No.72145054 >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DATE HOT GUYS WHO YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO, FEMANON. YOU HAVE TO DATE UGLY FAT GUYS LIKE ME BECAUSE WE WON'T PUMP AND DUMP YOU LIKE THOSE EVIL CHADS 414 KB PNG why are 4chan moids like this? if it was a choice between dating an ugly moid or dying alone, i'd rather just die alone.

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Anon believes in his fellow anons | /r/Greentext

04/28/21(Wed)21:26:27 No.85316093 okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago 23 KB JPG >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar : Anonymous >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you
04/28/21(Wed)21:26:27 No.85316093 okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago 23 KB JPG >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar : Anonymous >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you

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anon lost a toilet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Top Tier bul 446 KB PNG 02/07/23(Tue) 15:35:46 No.893986966 >be me >highschool dropout, lives with parents >be lazy p------------ who doesn't wanna get up to go to the bathroom >dislike s------- in the toilet >frequently piss in bottles >need long-term plan for when uhohstinky.jpg calls
: Anonymous Top Tier bul 446 KB PNG 02/07/23(Tue) 15:35:46 No.893986966 >be me >highschool dropout, lives with parents >be lazy p------------ who doesn't wanna get up to go to the bathroom >dislike s------- in the toilet >frequently piss in bottles >need long-term plan for when uhohstinky.jpg calls

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Anon is her d1ldo | /r/Greentext

323 KB JPG 02/08/23 (Wed)09:14:20 No.17005711 > be me > in summer met girl at party > we were only hugging each other for like a while > she was really interested > I felt in love, went on a date with her > got ghosted > after month met her again at a party > we made out > she wrote me, I got ghosted again after week > after half year > met her again > we kissed > she didnt even reply How am I supposed to move on when I am literally her dildo. I have few similar experiences, are women just penis addicted w-----?
323 KB JPG 02/08/23 (Wed)09:14:20 No.17005711 > be me > in summer met girl at party > we were only hugging each other for like a while > she was really interested > I felt in love, went on a date with her > got ghosted > after month met her again at a party > we made out > she wrote me, I got ghosted again after week > after half year > met her again > we kissed > she didnt even reply How am I supposed to move on when I am literally her dildo. I have few similar experiences, are women just penis addicted w-----?

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Anon doesn't understands serb logic (me neither) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:58:14 No.14592940 >>14592973 >>14592979 >murder the only person in Austro-Hungary who would speak for the slav autonomy and against the war >your actions cause the death of 1/4th of your countrymen >be proclaimed a national hero why are serbs so stupid?
Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:58:14 No.14592940 >>14592973 >>14592979 >murder the only person in Austro-Hungary who would speak for the slav autonomy and against the war >your actions cause the death of 1/4th of your countrymen >be proclaimed a national hero why are serbs so stupid?

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Anon still has a full life ahead of him | /r/Greentext

Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR @kimdaism 676 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 >21 >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.
Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR @kimdaism 676 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 >21 >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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Anon gets removed for being off topic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/24/22(Wed)06:09:52 No.69936452 >be from ukraine >unironically use reddit >war is s--- and stuff >make a picture of my morning view with ukrainian breakfast, some positivity >post it >it gets removed for being offtopic >the entire subreddit is just about the war >99% of the people are westerners just talking about russia all day >they give each other awards for saying "F--- Putin" >these people dont give a s--- about ukrainne

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Orca Whales | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately Anonymous >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 # >>778251464 # 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 207 KB PNG >>778248229 # >we
Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)11:26:07 No.778248228 f-----.jpg 327 KB JPG >Go out of map bounds >High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately Anonymous >>778248228 (OP) # F--- off. There has never been a documented orca attack on a human in the wild. Orca's don't view humans as food nor as a threat. They mostly just ignore any humans in the water that we see. 08/26/18(Sun)11:27:34 No.778248229 >>778248231 # >>778248232 # >>778248234 # >>778248235 # >>778248236 # >>778248237 # >>778248244 # >>778248245 # >>778248246 # >>778248248 # Anonymous >>778248253 # >>778248254 # >>778248263 # >>778248264 # >>778248272 # >>778248282 # >>778248292 # >>778248297 # >>778248301 # >>778248302 # >>778248310 # >>778248314 # >>778248321 # >>778248351 # >>778248397 # >>778248611 # >>778248815 # >>778248875 # >>778249065 # >>778250198 # >>778250913 # >>778251090 # >>778251464 # 08/26/18(Sun)11:40:22 No.778248244 207 KB PNG >>778248229 # >we

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It's over for anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69878748 Always be positive and look at the bright side of life (I won't but you guys should 1.2 MB PNG 10 hr ago >no cute twinks at my gym, ever It's f------ over, bros. I might actually have to start dating w*men. 1 REPLY ●●●
Anonymous | 69878748 Always be positive and look at the bright side of life (I won't but you guys should 1.2 MB PNG 10 hr ago >no cute twinks at my gym, ever It's f------ over, bros. I might actually have to start dating w*men. 1 REPLY ●●●

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Anon loves his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)09:54 53 KB JPG No.11260164 >my mom left school at 16 due to poverty >never showed much interest in books, music etc >retired last year >has since been reading through all the books I left in boxes at home >her enthusiasm for reading is so pure I feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days >she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that" >picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up >tfw she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends >tfw it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written How to cope with this feel bros? I love my mum so much.
: Anonymous 06/03/18(Sun)09:54 53 KB JPG No.11260164 >my mom left school at 16 due to poverty >never showed much interest in books, music etc >retired last year >has since been reading through all the books I left in boxes at home >her enthusiasm for reading is so pure I feel bad for not enjoying reading that much these days >she kept asking me if I was writing a book and said she could "never do that" >picked up the hint and encouraged her to give it a go, without getting my hopes up >tfw she sent me a story she wrote about two rabbits who become friends >tfw it made me cry and feels more honest than anything I've written How to cope with this feel bros? I love my mum so much.

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Anon tries a demo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)22:41:03 No.626941753 >Log into Steam >Download a 35 gb demo of the first 3 minutes of a game >Come back in an hour when it's done >Launch it 47 KB JPG >Black screen >PC fans rev up like a rockets igniting on the space shuttle >Computer starts vibrating as the Unity logo fades in >FPS counter at 9999 and climbing >Start sweating as my room climbs 20 degrees while my computer struggles to load in the store bought Unity assets >Manage to pick up a 2000k tri apple before my computer finally explodes into molten shrapnel Yep, it's Steam Next Fest time >>626941862 # >>626942202 #
: Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)22:41:03 No.626941753 >Log into Steam >Download a 35 gb demo of the first 3 minutes of a game >Come back in an hour when it's done >Launch it 47 KB JPG >Black screen >PC fans rev up like a rockets igniting on the space shuttle >Computer starts vibrating as the Unity logo fades in >FPS counter at 9999 and climbing >Start sweating as my room climbs 20 degrees while my computer struggles to load in the store bought Unity assets >Manage to pick up a 2000k tri apple before my computer finally explodes into molten shrapnel Yep, it's Steam Next Fest time >>626941862 # >>626942202 #

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Anon goes on a cruise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 360 KB PNG 08/08/20(Sat)21:36:09 No.59475320 >on a Swedish cruise ship >I have to s--- really badly >take a nice huge dump and try to flush the toilet >toilet's broken >no matter how hard I try, the s--- won't flufh >go find a cleaning lady >I don't speak Swedish, she doesn't speak English >grab her hand and pull her to a man's toilet >point at the giant s--- you took >the only word I know in Swedish is "titta" ("look") >s--- flushes normally >mfw
: Anonymous 360 KB PNG 08/08/20(Sat)21:36:09 No.59475320 >on a Swedish cruise ship >I have to s--- really badly >take a nice huge dump and try to flush the toilet >toilet's broken >no matter how hard I try, the s--- won't flufh >go find a cleaning lady >I don't speak Swedish, she doesn't speak English >grab her hand and pull her to a man's toilet >point at the giant s--- you took >the only word I know in Swedish is "titta" ("look") >s--- flushes normally >mfw

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Anon could’ve joined | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG >be me >16 >go on my first adventure >go into a ditch which leads into the sewers >so far so good >hear grunts >whatthefuck.png >flash light towards the sound >I see two homeless men having the nastiest sex ever >I scream and they turn towards me >ohfuck.avi >Sprint outta there >go home and sit on bed trying to fathom what the F--- I just saw >mfw
23 KB JPG >be me >16 >go on my first adventure >go into a ditch which leads into the sewers >so far so good >hear grunts >whatthefuck.png >flash light towards the sound >I see two homeless men having the nastiest sex ever >I scream and they turn towards me >ohfuck.avi >Sprint outta there >go home and sit on bed trying to fathom what the F--- I just saw >mfw

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Anon discovers socializing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB JPG 06/19/22(Sun)07:15:52 >friends forced me to go to a party >got drunk and actually made out with a girl for the first time No.69100659 i didnt even put any effort into talking with her, w--? im legit spamming parties until im no longer a virgin : Anonymous anon losing his virginity any% 06/19/22(Sun)07:19:01 No.69100678
: Anonymous 111 KB JPG 06/19/22(Sun)07:15:52 >friends forced me to go to a party >got drunk and actually made out with a girl for the first time No.69100659 i didnt even put any effort into talking with her, w--? im legit spamming parties until im no longer a virgin : Anonymous anon losing his virginity any% 06/19/22(Sun)07:19:01 No.69100678

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Anon has a VERY specific type... Part 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous vampire gf 89 KB JPG 02/06/23(Mon)22:39:21 No.72127973 Would you date a female vampire? >looks 15, but is actually 90 >was a romani jew that got sent to a labor camp during WW2 and somehow became a vampire and escaped >will live at your home cause she has none >will stay inside during daytime >pretty good at credit card and identity fraud so she can help with rent and bills >will go out and murder people for blood every couple weeks or so. prefers you not ask her about it >will also go out at night to break into mailboxes or cars for more fraud s--- >doesn't like being called a vampire, declares she isn't one >former vagrant who used to never stay in one place for long >longer she stays in the area more likely feds will start investigating her killings >can beat you in chess >likes shoegaze >knows how to skateboard fairly well >will kill anyone who tries to bring you harm >loves you >can fly >does not want to turn you into a vampire
: Anonymous vampire gf 89 KB JPG 02/06/23(Mon)22:39:21 No.72127973 Would you date a female vampire? >looks 15, but is actually 90 >was a romani jew that got sent to a labor camp during WW2 and somehow became a vampire and escaped >will live at your home cause she has none >will stay inside during daytime >pretty good at credit card and identity fraud so she can help with rent and bills >will go out and murder people for blood every couple weeks or so. prefers you not ask her about it >will also go out at night to break into mailboxes or cars for more fraud s--- >doesn't like being called a vampire, declares she isn't one >former vagrant who used to never stay in one place for long >longer she stays in the area more likely feds will start investigating her killings >can beat you in chess >likes shoegaze >knows how to skateboard fairly well >will kill anyone who tries to bring you harm >loves you >can fly >does not want to turn you into a vampire

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Anon wanted to help | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)20:02:55 No.72133167 >Be me >Very depressed >Always in my room. Never help parents with house chores. >Decides to change things >Goes to the kitchen. Dad is cooking stew. I decide I'll help him. >He gives me the ingredients but I'm not sure what to do with them since I don't know how to cook 28 KB JPG >Asks him a question >He turns to face me and accidentally drops the broth >awshit.jpg >He starts shouting at me >"Anon this is your fault for being a useless p------------! Go back to your room!" I feel like s---. I just wanted to help.
: Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)20:02:55 No.72133167 >Be me >Very depressed >Always in my room. Never help parents with house chores. >Decides to change things >Goes to the kitchen. Dad is cooking stew. I decide I'll help him. >He gives me the ingredients but I'm not sure what to do with them since I don't know how to cook 28 KB JPG >Asks him a question >He turns to face me and accidentally drops the broth >awshit.jpg >He starts shouting at me >"Anon this is your fault for being a useless p------------! Go back to your room!" I feel like s---. I just wanted to help.

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Anon goes head over heels for pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)08:42:32 No.72132709 1661627006410983.jpg 356 KB JPG >was 14 or 15 y/o >playing WoW >home alone / ordered pizza one weekend >*ding dong* at the door >wanted to get the pizza and get back to computer fast >bolt out of my room and try to run down stairs >slip and fall down the stairs very hard >got the wind knocked out of me, completely laid out >takes a bit of time to recover >hobble to the door, completely out of breath and can barely talk >tell the delivery guy sorry for taking so long while looking like I just ran a marathon, give him $20 and he leaves that's all, that really f------ sucked though. I was only like 5'5 and well over 200lbs at the time, so I took a pretty hard fall down like 12feet of stairs >>72132722 # >>72132730 #
: Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)08:42:32 No.72132709 1661627006410983.jpg 356 KB JPG >was 14 or 15 y/o >playing WoW >home alone / ordered pizza one weekend >*ding dong* at the door >wanted to get the pizza and get back to computer fast >bolt out of my room and try to run down stairs >slip and fall down the stairs very hard >got the wind knocked out of me, completely laid out >takes a bit of time to recover >hobble to the door, completely out of breath and can barely talk >tell the delivery guy sorry for taking so long while looking like I just ran a marathon, give him $20 and he leaves that's all, that really f------ sucked though. I was only like 5'5 and well over 200lbs at the time, so I took a pretty hard fall down like 12feet of stairs >>72132722 # >>72132730 #

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Anon thinks Batman is racist | /r/Greentext

File: 1340667601734.jpg-(103 KB, 394x600, Batman comic.jpg) Anonymous 06/25/12(Mon)19:40 No.38129422 Batman is a racist character, he himself is the archetypal white hero, with blue eyes no less. All his villains are caricatures of races and groups. The Penguin is a jew Hugo Strange is a psychiatrist and sociologist Poison Ivy is an environmentalisy lesbian Bane is a hispanic man with communist ideals The Joker is a representation of the criminal justice system and it just goes on and on and on Anonymous 06/25/12(Mon)19:44 No.38129606 File: 1340667876272.jpg-(81 KB, 576x534, 1320524999826.jpg) >Batman is racist because he is white and has blue eyes.
File: 1340667601734.jpg-(103 KB, 394x600, Batman comic.jpg) Anonymous 06/25/12(Mon)19:40 No.38129422 Batman is a racist character, he himself is the archetypal white hero, with blue eyes no less. All his villains are caricatures of races and groups. The Penguin is a jew Hugo Strange is a psychiatrist and sociologist Poison Ivy is an environmentalisy lesbian Bane is a hispanic man with communist ideals The Joker is a representation of the criminal justice system and it just goes on and on and on Anonymous 06/25/12(Mon)19:44 No.38129606 File: 1340667876272.jpg-(81 KB, 576x534, 1320524999826.jpg) >Batman is racist because he is white and has blue eyes.

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Anon on zoomer girls. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 VV. 680 KB JPG 02/08/23(Wed)03:48:17 No.72136254 >22 >Demisexual >Pansexual >Atheist >Dyed hair Why are zoomer girls so appalling?
: Anonymous 8 VV. 680 KB JPG 02/08/23(Wed)03:48:17 No.72136254 >22 >Demisexual >Pansexual >Atheist >Dyed hair Why are zoomer girls so appalling?

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Water is the essence of wetness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.73 MB PNG 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me I'm hilarious >I get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time
Anonymous 1.73 MB PNG 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking I'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me I'm hilarious >I get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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