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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hu934Jxz ) Are you happy /pol/? Settings Mobile Home 02/23/25(Sun)17:07:19 No.498431216 NBC NEWS •WATCH NOW NBCBLK Much of the Black middle class was built by federal jobs. That may change. For the last several decades, federal jobs helped Black workers find stable work with guardrails to prevent bias, but mass cuts are threatening decades of upward mobility. Anonymous (ID: j+ANY4lu) >>498431216 (OP). Yes 134 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)17:08:28 No.498431312
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hu934Jxz ) Are you happy /pol/? Settings Mobile Home 02/23/25(Sun)17:07:19 No.498431216 NBC NEWS •WATCH NOW NBCBLK Much of the Black middle class was built by federal jobs. That may change. For the last several decades, federal jobs helped Black workers find stable work with guardrails to prevent bias, but mass cuts are threatening decades of upward mobility. Anonymous (ID: j+ANY4lu) >>498431216 (OP). Yes 134 KB JPG 02/23/25(Sun)17:08:28 No.498431312

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Anonymous (ID: iiSzRvwR) Steve Foreskin @SteveForsi11040 02/23/25(Sun)15:48:32 No.498423182 Missed opportunity. Israel could have done something 100% lethal. But something 100% non-lethal would have been incredibly entertaining. Air drop uncooked slices of bacon. Pig blood mist. Pamphlets with cartoons of Mohammed and beautiful ladies in bikinis or nude. 000 4:39 PM. Feb 23, 2025 893 Views 53 KB PNG How retarded to Zionshits have to be to not realise the similarities between Islam and Judaism? I mean really? This guy is serious by the way. Its like (In the best way I could put it) Fire using Water to fight another Fire.
Anonymous (ID: iiSzRvwR) Steve Foreskin @SteveForsi11040 02/23/25(Sun)15:48:32 No.498423182 Missed opportunity. Israel could have done something 100% lethal. But something 100% non-lethal would have been incredibly entertaining. Air drop uncooked slices of bacon. Pig blood mist. Pamphlets with cartoons of Mohammed and beautiful ladies in bikinis or nude. 000 4:39 PM. Feb 23, 2025 893 Views 53 KB PNG How retarded to Zionshits have to be to not realise the similarities between Islam and Judaism? I mean really? This guy is serious by the way. Its like (In the best way I could put it) Fire using Water to fight another Fire.

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Anon watches Dave Ramsey Show | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous (ID: SA6ZwEr1) 02/22/25(Sat)23:49:07 No.59860913 >Hi dave, Im 88, i have $17 million in my IRACISEY retirement account, ive been wanting to SHOW 30 KB JPG get this car ive always wanted, it costs bout $8,000 - can i afford it? >Are you stupid? No you cannot afford it, you'll die poor if you make stupid decisions like that
⠀ Anonymous (ID: SA6ZwEr1) 02/22/25(Sat)23:49:07 No.59860913 >Hi dave, Im 88, i have $17 million in my IRACISEY retirement account, ive been wanting to SHOW 30 KB JPG get this car ive always wanted, it costs bout $8,000 - can i afford it? >Are you stupid? No you cannot afford it, you'll die poor if you make stupid decisions like that

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Anon is definitely a boomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB GIF 02/23/25(Sun)03:52:08 No.80436343 Why are zoomers so immature and retarded compared to every other generation? >retarded dances and trends >dyed hair >tattoos >attention w----- >gamers 38 Replies / 6 Images : Anonymous >>80436343 (OP) # Their parents View Thread 02/23/25(Sun)07:11:28 No.80438098
Anonymous 46 KB GIF 02/23/25(Sun)03:52:08 No.80436343 Why are zoomers so immature and retarded compared to every other generation? >retarded dances and trends >dyed hair >tattoos >attention w----- >gamers 38 Replies / 6 Images : Anonymous >>80436343 (OP) # Their parents View Thread 02/23/25(Sun)07:11:28 No.80438098

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Anon Fails at Potterposting | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:31:20 No.208877655 ►>>208877676 File: 1721852771753053.png (1.39 MB, 1440x728) P 10:52 KUITO NEOING SOW >Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Sneed's F--- and Suck? >Sneed's F--- and Suck? Think you're being funny do you? ☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:32:48 No.208877676 >>208877712 >>208877655 It's called Chuck's F--- and Suck. >> Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:34:59 No.208877712 File: 1722673724062368.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) >>208877676 Wait...you're right
☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:31:20 No.208877655 ►>>208877676 File: 1721852771753053.png (1.39 MB, 1440x728) P 10:52 KUITO NEOING SOW >Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Sneed's F--- and Suck? >Sneed's F--- and Suck? Think you're being funny do you? ☐ Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:32:48 No.208877676 >>208877712 >>208877655 It's called Chuck's F--- and Suck. >> Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:34:59 No.208877712 File: 1722673724062368.jpg (40 KB, 641x527) >>208877676 Wait...you're right

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Anon gets a match | /r/Greentext

9E7T9+us No. 498299902 3 hours ago United States >Be Gen Z >Swiping on Bumble >Get a match >Heart starts pounding as you open up the chat >Stare at the prompt >Pull up the calculator app on your phone and calculate the exact amount of time to wait so that you seem assertive but not overeager >Do a quick scan of her profile pictures >Notice plants in the background >enhancethatonejohnson.jpg >Bingo >Type out a message >"hi! i like your plant!” >Hold your breath as you see the response bubbles working >"i don't garden" >Goddamn it >A bead of sweat rolls down your temple as you frantically scan her other pictures >Zoom in on a picture and notice a smudge on her travel mug in a picture of her hiking >Yeti >You type a message, delete it, type another, and delete it again while praying she isn't looking for response bubbles >"ah, ok. nice yeti cup, I was thinking of getting one" >You end the message with a smile emoji, but quickly reconsider and delete it >"yeah they're good I guess" >You feel your sphinter contract and your scrotum wither as you sense that you're losing her >Wait... you saw her holding a Starbucks cup! >Begin typing a joke about a complicated Starbucks order that you think of on the fly with the speed of an NSA supercomputer >Your body is now in full fight or flight mode >Your perception of time is at a crawl as adrenaline screams through your veins >Your finger slams the send key as you near hyperventilation >You nearly vomit as you see that she has now unmatched you >The events flash through your prefrontal cortex as your limbic system violently wrenches control from your amygdala, it buckles and warps under the strain of fighting to reconcile the trauma of what has just happened >Mission failed. Well get 'em next time 9 replies
9E7T9+us No. 498299902 3 hours ago United States >Be Gen Z >Swiping on Bumble >Get a match >Heart starts pounding as you open up the chat >Stare at the prompt >Pull up the calculator app on your phone and calculate the exact amount of time to wait so that you seem assertive but not overeager >Do a quick scan of her profile pictures >Notice plants in the background >enhancethatonejohnson.jpg >Bingo >Type out a message >"hi! i like your plant!” >Hold your breath as you see the response bubbles working >"i don't garden" >Goddamn it >A bead of sweat rolls down your temple as you frantically scan her other pictures >Zoom in on a picture and notice a smudge on her travel mug in a picture of her hiking >Yeti >You type a message, delete it, type another, and delete it again while praying she isn't looking for response bubbles >"ah, ok. nice yeti cup, I was thinking of getting one" >You end the message with a smile emoji, but quickly reconsider and delete it >"yeah they're good I guess" >You feel your sphinter contract and your scrotum wither as you sense that you're losing her >Wait... you saw her holding a Starbucks cup! >Begin typing a joke about a complicated Starbucks order that you think of on the fly with the speed of an NSA supercomputer >Your body is now in full fight or flight mode >Your perception of time is at a crawl as adrenaline screams through your veins >Your finger slams the send key as you near hyperventilation >You nearly vomit as you see that she has now unmatched you >The events flash through your prefrontal cortex as your limbic system violently wrenches control from your amygdala, it buckles and warps under the strain of fighting to reconcile the trauma of what has just happened >Mission failed. Well get 'em next time 9 replies

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This ever happen to you? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:38:46 No. 165052605 >>165053732 >>165053801 File: Coffee instant.jpg (5 KB, 208x242) COFFEE INSTANT >Watching movie >Main character looks directly at me >States my full name, date of birth, credit card and social security numbers >Reaches through the screen and takes a handful of my popcorn >Movie goes on as if nothing happened
Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:38:46 No. 165052605 >>165053732 >>165053801 File: Coffee instant.jpg (5 KB, 208x242) COFFEE INSTANT >Watching movie >Main character looks directly at me >States my full name, date of birth, credit card and social security numbers >Reaches through the screen and takes a handful of my popcorn >Movie goes on as if nothing happened

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Russian asset or mentally 14? | /r/Greentext

20 > Be the "master negotiator" > Gives up on every possible leverage before negotiations even started. > Capitulates for every demand of the other side without taking any concessions. > Completely deceived by other side's superiority after 2 hours talk on the phone. > Says that other side holds every card. > Says that other side is so superior that they are doing him a favor by accepting the negotiation. > Calls president of his ally a "dictator" after being called for completely deceived by other sides negotiation strategy and propaganda. > He fumbles so hard that even other side is suprised by how incompetent he is.
20 > Be the "master negotiator" > Gives up on every possible leverage before negotiations even started. > Capitulates for every demand of the other side without taking any concessions. > Completely deceived by other side's superiority after 2 hours talk on the phone. > Says that other side holds every card. > Says that other side is so superior that they are doing him a favor by accepting the negotiation. > Calls president of his ally a "dictator" after being called for completely deceived by other sides negotiation strategy and propaganda. > He fumbles so hard that even other side is suprised by how incompetent he is.

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Anonymous 60 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)16:44:51 No.931661343 I just came home from work and I found out that my twink boyfriend is faking it. To my own demise, I heard the sound of buzzers in the bathroom. When I went in, I saw him shaving his entire body. Honestly, he shaves everything, even a unibrow. Thats how hairy he is. When I confronted him about it he just tried to brush it off as if it were nothing. Really? Nothing? I cannot believe he lied to me! I honestly cannot look at him the same way again. He was my hairless twink bf, now hes just a little hairy gremlin. Anonymous >>931661343 (OP) 02/22/25(Sat) 16:48:09 No.931661472 Your dating an adult, what did you expect?
Anonymous 60 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)16:44:51 No.931661343 I just came home from work and I found out that my twink boyfriend is faking it. To my own demise, I heard the sound of buzzers in the bathroom. When I went in, I saw him shaving his entire body. Honestly, he shaves everything, even a unibrow. Thats how hairy he is. When I confronted him about it he just tried to brush it off as if it were nothing. Really? Nothing? I cannot believe he lied to me! I honestly cannot look at him the same way again. He was my hairless twink bf, now hes just a little hairy gremlin. Anonymous >>931661343 (OP) 02/22/25(Sat) 16:48:09 No.931661472 Your dating an adult, what did you expect?

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Anonymous 11 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)10:46:37 No.71643528 >spending new years alone >come to 4chan hoping to not spend it alone >threads are mostly meaningless and weird >no one replies to my posts the way things are... Im going to steal a couple of bottles of liquor from a 24 hour grocery store now. I dont care if I get caught. I want to feel something and my kleptomaniac impulses are the only thing I have right now. that is all. 3 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 11 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)10:46:37 No.71643528 >spending new years alone >come to 4chan hoping to not spend it alone >threads are mostly meaningless and weird >no one replies to my posts the way things are... Im going to steal a couple of bottles of liquor from a 24 hour grocery store now. I dont care if I get caught. I want to feel something and my kleptomaniac impulses are the only thing I have right now. that is all. 3 Replies View Thread

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anon is in airplane mode | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: Smoking frog.jpg (9 KB, 302x167) [Advertise on 4chan] >find and hear nothing >he dejectedly thanks me and leaves >continue to chill Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:36:20 No.931656227 ►>>931656272 >be me >chilling in park at night >getting drunk smoking cigs living the good life >drunk stranger comes up to me >says he lost his phone >wants me to call it so he can find it through the noise >don't see why not >call him continuously for 20 minutes, while he runs through the whole park searching >after like 10 minutes i try to check my messages >realize if been in flight mode the whole time >turn flight mode of and try to call the number >hear a phone ringing like 5 meters away from me >look around guy long gone So what should i do with my new phone? Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:38:00 No.931656272 ►>>931856399 >>931656227 (OP) Go back to park, get drunk again, smoke again, wait for guy to realize you duped him and get in a drunken scuffle with the man. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:41:13 No.931656399 >>931656272 >>831656427 Im still at the park, and still drunk so part one complete Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:42:25 No.931656427 ►>>031858723 >>931656399 If you called him, then u still have his number. Google white pages and see if u can get some info off the number if u want to give it back to the bloke. If not then wait it out since someone might call him or text him. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:50:57 No.931656723 >>931656427 What some actually smart advice thanks gonna try
[Return] [Catalog] [bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: Smoking frog.jpg (9 KB, 302x167) [Advertise on 4chan] >find and hear nothing >he dejectedly thanks me and leaves >continue to chill Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:36:20 No.931656227 ►>>931656272 >be me >chilling in park at night >getting drunk smoking cigs living the good life >drunk stranger comes up to me >says he lost his phone >wants me to call it so he can find it through the noise >don't see why not >call him continuously for 20 minutes, while he runs through the whole park searching >after like 10 minutes i try to check my messages >realize if been in flight mode the whole time >turn flight mode of and try to call the number >hear a phone ringing like 5 meters away from me >look around guy long gone So what should i do with my new phone? Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:38:00 No.931656272 ►>>931856399 >>931656227 (OP) Go back to park, get drunk again, smoke again, wait for guy to realize you duped him and get in a drunken scuffle with the man. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:41:13 No.931656399 >>931656272 >>831656427 Im still at the park, and still drunk so part one complete Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:42:25 No.931656427 ►>>031858723 >>931656399 If you called him, then u still have his number. Google white pages and see if u can get some info off the number if u want to give it back to the bloke. If not then wait it out since someone might call him or text him. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:50:57 No.931656723 >>931656427 What some actually smart advice thanks gonna try

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Anon Didn't Like The Brutalist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THE BR 3 RUTALIST 02/22/25(Sat) 18:50:04 No.208863164 >REEEEEEE IM SO MAD I GOT HOLOCAUSTED >IM GONNA INVENT THE UGLIEST BUILDINGS ON EARTH 165 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)18:56:31 No.208863308 p02519lc.jpg.jpg 34 KB JPG >>208863164 (OP) # >He's a genius, a visionary beyond his time >It's a bunch of concrete rectangles
Anonymous THE BR 3 RUTALIST 02/22/25(Sat) 18:50:04 No.208863164 >REEEEEEE IM SO MAD I GOT HOLOCAUSTED >IM GONNA INVENT THE UGLIEST BUILDINGS ON EARTH 165 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)18:56:31 No.208863308 p02519lc.jpg.jpg 34 KB JPG >>208863164 (OP) # >He's a genius, a visionary beyond his time >It's a bunch of concrete rectangles

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Truly, one of the minds of our time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 050igXFW)+ 1.98 MB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)12:00:02 No.418059828 >Chomsky, the Russian forces have committed heinous war crimes, not forgetting their unprovoked invasion which started this whole thing in the first place. Shouldn't they leave Ukraine? >I know, I know..but you have to understand..America bad. >*crowd nods in agreement* >It is still America's fault that Ukraine, a sovereign country was attacked unprovoked? >Mmm..America bad. *nodnod* >But what about all the grave war crimes Russian forces have also- >No, no..you don't understand, America..le bad. Russia and Putin bad too..but America..bad. >*crowd nods again in agreement, mumbling how he is right* >Why is it America's fault then, even when Ukraine was never planned to become a member of NATO and even membership in EU was in question before the invasion? >Because Iraq, Serbia and Assange. America bad. >*crowd claps*
Anonymous (ID: 050igXFW)+ 1.98 MB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)12:00:02 No.418059828 >Chomsky, the Russian forces have committed heinous war crimes, not forgetting their unprovoked invasion which started this whole thing in the first place. Shouldn't they leave Ukraine? >I know, I know..but you have to understand..America bad. >*crowd nods in agreement* >It is still America's fault that Ukraine, a sovereign country was attacked unprovoked? >Mmm..America bad. *nodnod* >But what about all the grave war crimes Russian forces have also- >No, no..you don't understand, America..le bad. Russia and Putin bad too..but America..bad. >*crowd nods again in agreement, mumbling how he is right* >Why is it America's fault then, even when Ukraine was never planned to become a member of NATO and even membership in EU was in question before the invasion? >Because Iraq, Serbia and Assange. America bad. >*crowd claps*

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Anon wants to find a date but has criterias | /r/Greentext

I wrote down my criteria for evaluating Tinder profiles, so that I don't need to think when I swipe. The following make me instantly discard you. > age is under 20 or over 36 > distance is over 90 km > there are no pictures > none of the pictures feature people > all of the pictures use decorative or animal-face filters > pictures depict intimacy with other people > is overweight or underweight > has large tattoos > has prominent piercings > has green or blue hair > is bald > has dreadlocks > has breast or lip implants > wears clown makeup > dresses like a w---- > poses in sexually suggestive ways > has children > owns a pitbull > has herpes > is in an open relationship > is an asexual or has low libido > smokes > is an alcoholic > is a drug addict > describes herself as promiscuous > bio only mentions height > bio only advertises an Instagram account > bio mentions past relationships > bio talks positively about casual sex > bio uses child or chain emojis as hints > bio is not in one of the three languages I speak > is a criminal > travels for work > lives in another country > about to move abroad or into a rural area > only looking for short-term fun > passions include astrology or homeopathy > passions are limited to travel, drinking, shopping and fashion
I wrote down my criteria for evaluating Tinder profiles, so that I don't need to think when I swipe. The following make me instantly discard you. > age is under 20 or over 36 > distance is over 90 km > there are no pictures > none of the pictures feature people > all of the pictures use decorative or animal-face filters > pictures depict intimacy with other people > is overweight or underweight > has large tattoos > has prominent piercings > has green or blue hair > is bald > has dreadlocks > has breast or lip implants > wears clown makeup > dresses like a w---- > poses in sexually suggestive ways > has children > owns a pitbull > has herpes > is in an open relationship > is an asexual or has low libido > smokes > is an alcoholic > is a drug addict > describes herself as promiscuous > bio only mentions height > bio only advertises an Instagram account > bio mentions past relationships > bio talks positively about casual sex > bio uses child or chain emojis as hints > bio is not in one of the three languages I speak > is a criminal > travels for work > lives in another country > about to move abroad or into a rural area > only looking for short-term fun > passions include astrology or homeopathy > passions are limited to travel, drinking, shopping and fashion

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Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:03:18 No.208855720 >Watching Iron Man 2 >This guy shows up Anonymous >>208855720 (OP) # maxresdefault (13).jpg 233 KB JPG >paying to be in movies 02/22/25(Sat) 13:04:54 No.208855743 how neglected was he as a child that he NEEDS affirmation from random people this much? Imagine being one of the richest man on the planet and you still having a burning desire to please people on the internet.
Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:03:18 No.208855720 >Watching Iron Man 2 >This guy shows up Anonymous >>208855720 (OP) # maxresdefault (13).jpg 233 KB JPG >paying to be in movies 02/22/25(Sat) 13:04:54 No.208855743 how neglected was he as a child that he NEEDS affirmation from random people this much? Imagine being one of the richest man on the planet and you still having a burning desire to please people on the internet.

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Pick up your bootstraps anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)01:09:37 No.24181088 There is no reason whatsoever to take anti-natalists seriously. >F--- you, mom and dad! I didn't ask to be born! Nobody did. If you're so miserable, off yourself. >But that would hurt my loved ones! Who f------ cares, f-----. It's your life. You're self- aggrandizing like you're undertaking some Herculean task by sticking around, pretending you're being VIRTUOUS for putting yourself second place. I have never met a happy and fulfilled anti-natalist. Life is fiery with its beauty and there are so many wonderful mysteries. It's not everyone else's fault you are too blind to see it. >>24181101 # >>24181114 # >>24181968 # Anonymous >>24181088 # 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:10 No.24181101 Wonderful mystery of being r---- by Pakis at 12.. Thank you, optimism-sama Anonymous >be average American >decide to have a baby 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:36 No.24181102 >turns into a huge resource drain >healthcare f---- you >insurance f---- you >the government f---- you >mom and dad are now shackled to a life of indentured servitude called employment >will never climb out of debt >have another baby >expenses creep up so you work even more >tell everyone how great being a parent is >barely see your kids >they resent you because they were raised by government institutions >wife is now an obese diabetic with shingles on her c--- flaps >one child will never leave home because you were too f------ stupid to teach them anything >the other is doomed to repeat the cycle >you raise your hand >careful not to knock over TV remote >you wipe off the drool and raising canes sauce from one of your chins >"yeah it was hard but it was worth it."
Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)01:09:37 No.24181088 There is no reason whatsoever to take anti-natalists seriously. >F--- you, mom and dad! I didn't ask to be born! Nobody did. If you're so miserable, off yourself. >But that would hurt my loved ones! Who f------ cares, f-----. It's your life. You're self- aggrandizing like you're undertaking some Herculean task by sticking around, pretending you're being VIRTUOUS for putting yourself second place. I have never met a happy and fulfilled anti-natalist. Life is fiery with its beauty and there are so many wonderful mysteries. It's not everyone else's fault you are too blind to see it. >>24181101 # >>24181114 # >>24181968 # Anonymous >>24181088 # 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:10 No.24181101 Wonderful mystery of being r---- by Pakis at 12.. Thank you, optimism-sama Anonymous >be average American >decide to have a baby 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:36 No.24181102 >turns into a huge resource drain >healthcare f---- you >insurance f---- you >the government f---- you >mom and dad are now shackled to a life of indentured servitude called employment >will never climb out of debt >have another baby >expenses creep up so you work even more >tell everyone how great being a parent is >barely see your kids >they resent you because they were raised by government institutions >wife is now an obese diabetic with shingles on her c--- flaps >one child will never leave home because you were too f------ stupid to teach them anything >the other is doomed to repeat the cycle >you raise your hand >careful not to knock over TV remote >you wipe off the drool and raising canes sauce from one of your chins >"yeah it was hard but it was worth it."

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