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![[Return] [Catalog] [bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: Smoking frog.jpg (9 KB, 302x167) [Advertise on 4chan] >find and hear nothing >he dejectedly thanks me and leaves >continue to chill Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:36:20 No.931656227 ►>>931656272 >be me >chilling in park at night >getting drunk smoking cigs living the good life >drunk stranger comes up to me >says he lost his phone >wants me to call it so he can find it through the noise >don't see why not >call him continuously for 20 minutes, while he runs through the whole park searching >after like 10 minutes i try to check my messages >realize if been in flight mode the whole time >turn flight mode of and try to call the number >hear a phone ringing like 5 meters away from me >look around guy long gone So what should i do with my new phone? Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:38:00 No.931656272 ►>>931856399 >>931656227 (OP) Go back to park, get drunk again, smoke again, wait for guy to realize you duped him and get in a drunken scuffle with the man. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:41:13 No.931656399 >>931656272 >>831656427 Im still at the park, and still drunk so part one complete Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:42:25 No.931656427 ►>>031858723 >>931656399 If you called him, then u still have his number. Google white pages and see if u can get some info off the number if u want to give it back to the bloke. If not then wait it out since someone might call him or text him. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:50:57 No.931656723 >>931656427 What some actually smart advice thanks gonna try](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/013/664/474.jpeg)
![[Return] [Catalog] [bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: Smoking frog.jpg (9 KB, 302x167) [Advertise on 4chan] >find and hear nothing >he dejectedly thanks me and leaves >continue to chill Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:36:20 No.931656227 ►>>931656272 >be me >chilling in park at night >getting drunk smoking cigs living the good life >drunk stranger comes up to me >says he lost his phone >wants me to call it so he can find it through the noise >don't see why not >call him continuously for 20 minutes, while he runs through the whole park searching >after like 10 minutes i try to check my messages >realize if been in flight mode the whole time >turn flight mode of and try to call the number >hear a phone ringing like 5 meters away from me >look around guy long gone So what should i do with my new phone? Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:38:00 No.931656272 ►>>931856399 >>931656227 (OP) Go back to park, get drunk again, smoke again, wait for guy to realize you duped him and get in a drunken scuffle with the man. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:41:13 No.931656399 >>931656272 >>831656427 Im still at the park, and still drunk so part one complete Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:42:25 No.931656427 ►>>031858723 >>931656399 If you called him, then u still have his number. Google white pages and see if u can get some info off the number if u want to give it back to the bloke. If not then wait it out since someone might call him or text him. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:50:57 No.931656723 >>931656427 What some actually smart advice thanks gonna try](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/013/664/474.jpeg)
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![File: true monster hunter world fans.webm (210 KB, 480x580) google yandex iqdb wait Boss: "it's ok take the day off, I hope you feel better soon" *ends call* PS5: *heep* Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:24:29 No.703659617 [1] [Reply] >>703686658 >>703659720 >>703662717 >>703665549 >>703674404 >>703676632 >>703677332 >>703678758 >>703681148 Only true gamers and monster hunter world veterans will understand - 171 posts and 56 image replies shown. Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:26:19 No.703659720 >>703686824 >>703686895 >>703659906 >>703660214 >>703660324 >>703660481 >>703660589 >>703660591 >>703661384 >>703661470 >>703661909 >>703662369 >>703662461 >>703662483 >>703663276 >>703663723 >>703663749 >>703663908 >>703663927 >>703663960 >>703663995 >>703664263 >>703665094 >>703665159 >>703665194 >>703665368 >>703665404 >>703665489 >>703665573 >>703666347 >>703666476 >>703666598 >>703666895 >>703667006 >>703667197 >>703667601 >>703667703 >>703671341 >>703671421 >>703674486 >>703674526 >>703674659 >>703674839 >>703675237 >>703675286 >>703675752 >>703675957 >>703676103 >>703676882 >>703676895 >>703676920 >>703677154 >>703677219 >>703677245 >>703677327 >>703677371 >>703677374 >>703677391 >>703677395 >>703677510 >>703677703 >>703677757 >>703677860 >>703677935 >>703678087 >>703678412 >>703678578 >>703678632 >>703678818 >>703679006 >>703679265 >>703679586 >>703679656 >>703679803 >>703679815 >>703679958 >>703680104 >>703680349 >>703680605 >>703680678 >>703680797 >>703681148 >>703682750 >>703682956 >>703683219 >>703683501 >>703683574 >>703683601 >>703684049 >>703684107 >>703684743 >>703684913 >>703685414 >>703685418 >>703685510 >>703685689 >>703685914 >>703685971 >>703686534 >>703686540 >>703686953 >>703659617 (OP). >"it's ok, take the day off" >PS5: *beep* >"oh, is that your PS5? well, i know that doesn't have games, so get well soon" >*ends call*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/013/499/22c.png)
![File: true monster hunter world fans.webm (210 KB, 480x580) google yandex iqdb wait Boss: "it's ok take the day off, I hope you feel better soon" *ends call* PS5: *heep* Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:24:29 No.703659617 [1] [Reply] >>703686658 >>703659720 >>703662717 >>703665549 >>703674404 >>703676632 >>703677332 >>703678758 >>703681148 Only true gamers and monster hunter world veterans will understand - 171 posts and 56 image replies shown. Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:26:19 No.703659720 >>703686824 >>703686895 >>703659906 >>703660214 >>703660324 >>703660481 >>703660589 >>703660591 >>703661384 >>703661470 >>703661909 >>703662369 >>703662461 >>703662483 >>703663276 >>703663723 >>703663749 >>703663908 >>703663927 >>703663960 >>703663995 >>703664263 >>703665094 >>703665159 >>703665194 >>703665368 >>703665404 >>703665489 >>703665573 >>703666347 >>703666476 >>703666598 >>703666895 >>703667006 >>703667197 >>703667601 >>703667703 >>703671341 >>703671421 >>703674486 >>703674526 >>703674659 >>703674839 >>703675237 >>703675286 >>703675752 >>703675957 >>703676103 >>703676882 >>703676895 >>703676920 >>703677154 >>703677219 >>703677245 >>703677327 >>703677371 >>703677374 >>703677391 >>703677395 >>703677510 >>703677703 >>703677757 >>703677860 >>703677935 >>703678087 >>703678412 >>703678578 >>703678632 >>703678818 >>703679006 >>703679265 >>703679586 >>703679656 >>703679803 >>703679815 >>703679958 >>703680104 >>703680349 >>703680605 >>703680678 >>703680797 >>703681148 >>703682750 >>703682956 >>703683219 >>703683501 >>703683574 >>703683601 >>703684049 >>703684107 >>703684743 >>703684913 >>703685414 >>703685418 >>703685510 >>703685689 >>703685914 >>703685971 >>703686534 >>703686540 >>703686953 >>703659617 (OP). >"it's ok, take the day off" >PS5: *beep* >"oh, is that your PS5? well, i know that doesn't have games, so get well soon" >*ends call*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/013/499/22c.png)
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