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Is Napoleon the most overrated figure in history? Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)14:20:32 No.17287393 >plundered europe >killed millions >destroyed 1000 years of HRE tradition >replaced continental law with the french napoleonic code >increased the spread of french philosophy Is there any reason to like this guy other than him being "cool"? His entire legacy is destruction and seeding of marxism
Is Napoleon the most overrated figure in history? Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)14:20:32 No.17287393 >plundered europe >killed millions >destroyed 1000 years of HRE tradition >replaced continental law with the french napoleonic code >increased the spread of french philosophy Is there any reason to like this guy other than him being "cool"? His entire legacy is destruction and seeding of marxism

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66 KB JPG >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because I'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family
66 KB JPG >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because I'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family

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Anon psychoanalyzes the midcentury german | /r/Greentext

File: 1533392333843.jpg (553 KB, 1254x1787) F------ REOUS ALBION S--- JEW ANA ANGLO ELCOCKS GOT A GLAND WIR IN NETHIN MUTORES FIREBOMBING THE JUST DIESE TYPHOO GAVE ROOMMUNSY Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:03:10 No.17282793 ►>>17282797 >>17284647 >>17285613 >>17285832 >brb breaking the Treaty of Versailles >brb remilitarizing the Rhineland >brb invading Austria >brb invading Czechoslovakia >brb murdering Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, and anyone who disagrees with my politics >brb murdering all of my political rivals >brb giving speech about how Germany should own all of Eastern Europe and replace the natives >brb allying with genocidal Japanese >brb invading Poland >brb launching undeclared surprise invasions against Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania >brb assassinating the King of Bulgaria and sponsoring a coup in Yugoslavia >brb setting up breeding camps between German officers and hot Norwegian women >brb openly talking about invading Switzerland >brb helping Italy invade Greece and North Africa >brb invading Russia >brb declaring war on the US for no reason >W-- why won't you let me own all of Europe you can still keep your colonies
File: 1533392333843.jpg (553 KB, 1254x1787) F------ REOUS ALBION S--- JEW ANA ANGLO ELCOCKS GOT A GLAND WIR IN NETHIN MUTORES FIREBOMBING THE JUST DIESE TYPHOO GAVE ROOMMUNSY Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:03:10 No.17282793 ►>>17282797 >>17284647 >>17285613 >>17285832 >brb breaking the Treaty of Versailles >brb remilitarizing the Rhineland >brb invading Austria >brb invading Czechoslovakia >brb murdering Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, and anyone who disagrees with my politics >brb murdering all of my political rivals >brb giving speech about how Germany should own all of Eastern Europe and replace the natives >brb allying with genocidal Japanese >brb invading Poland >brb launching undeclared surprise invasions against Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania >brb assassinating the King of Bulgaria and sponsoring a coup in Yugoslavia >brb setting up breeding camps between German officers and hot Norwegian women >brb openly talking about invading Switzerland >brb helping Italy invade Greece and North Africa >brb invading Russia >brb declaring war on the US for no reason >W-- why won't you let me own all of Europe you can still keep your colonies

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I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55
I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

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Anonymous Cyberscam 2077 12/18/23(Mon) 19:59:16 No.458421695 80 KB JPG >promised as an rpg >released as a s----- action shooter >scammed customers as well as investors in 2020 due to it's unplayable state >took CDPR 1 1/2 half years to make it playable >took 3 years to include something basic like a train system >still not an rpg >suddenly it's praised as GOTY are people giga-retarded?
Anonymous Cyberscam 2077 12/18/23(Mon) 19:59:16 No.458421695 80 KB JPG >promised as an rpg >released as a s----- action shooter >scammed customers as well as investors in 2020 due to it's unplayable state >took CDPR 1 1/2 half years to make it playable >took 3 years to include something basic like a train system >still not an rpg >suddenly it's praised as GOTY are people giga-retarded?

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Anon is saved | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven
Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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Fake and gay analysis? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw
: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anon misses his friend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts
File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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Anon Hates Dune: Prophecy | /r/Greentext

File: 1714666322521113.png (226 KB, 1280x720) max ORIGINAL DUNE PROPHECY max ☐ Dune Prophecy Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:23:25 No.206069688 >>206069946 >>206069948 >>206070538 >>206070685>>206072088 >>206073226 >>206075057 >>206075549 >>206075590 >>206075698 >>206076011 >>206076449 >>206077832 >>206078058 I don't understand who this show is for. >every woman is strong and powerful and can hold their own against men in physical confrontation >90% of the cast is a minority >you're suppose to be rooting for the people who want to subvert control of the universe >the emperor is portrayed as a spineless cuck f----- >men are easily manipulated and emotionally toyed with by women >Ragnar Lothbrok is pretty much typecast as unhinged now Imagine this show the other way around. >in this universe mostly dominated by women a magical order, exclusively consisting of men, mostly white, wants to subvert genetic lines to create more controllable rulers and shadowpuppet the galaxy Would anyone root for the latter? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:39:56 No.206070475 >>206075479 File: Alison Schapker.jpg (320 KB, 1080x1440) >>206070503 >>206070575 >>206070685 >>206071161 This is the writer and showrunner. Hope it helps OP. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)18:43:30 No.206073226 >>206069688 (OP). >5 mins into the show >>206074707 >>206074825 >"yeah, i f----- around in my free time and discovered the voice" >random club scene straight out of some cw show Absolutely dreadful, instead of showing origins of great houses and s---, we get whatever this is ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:09:38 No.206074103 File: 1624124426728.jpg (20 KB, 418x359) >>206074290 >First 5 minutes >Atreides are bad guys who lie >All rulers of the great families are greedy power hungry bad guys who need guidance from women >Manipulate rulers to breed new rulers who they can control for reasons >Majority of bene gesserit are white in what is a diverse cast otherwise >First 20 minutes is literally women talking I don't think this is for us lads. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:38:43 No.206074856 How many Dune books has Brian released so far? 50? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:46:33 No.206075057 >>206069688 (OP). >>206075081 Hollywood suits have never stopped looking for a new GoT. Wheel of Time failed, Foundation failed, the Witcher failed. Now it's Brianslop time. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:52:58 No.206075191 File: you-fool.jpg (139 KB, 1156x771) YOU FOOL! They adapted Brian Herbert ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)22:11:38 No.206077832 >>206077979 >>206069688 (OP) >I don't understand who this show is for. Women
File: 1714666322521113.png (226 KB, 1280x720) max ORIGINAL DUNE PROPHECY max ☐ Dune Prophecy Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:23:25 No.206069688 >>206069946 >>206069948 >>206070538 >>206070685>>206072088 >>206073226 >>206075057 >>206075549 >>206075590 >>206075698 >>206076011 >>206076449 >>206077832 >>206078058 I don't understand who this show is for. >every woman is strong and powerful and can hold their own against men in physical confrontation >90% of the cast is a minority >you're suppose to be rooting for the people who want to subvert control of the universe >the emperor is portrayed as a spineless cuck f----- >men are easily manipulated and emotionally toyed with by women >Ragnar Lothbrok is pretty much typecast as unhinged now Imagine this show the other way around. >in this universe mostly dominated by women a magical order, exclusively consisting of men, mostly white, wants to subvert genetic lines to create more controllable rulers and shadowpuppet the galaxy Would anyone root for the latter? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:39:56 No.206070475 >>206075479 File: Alison Schapker.jpg (320 KB, 1080x1440) >>206070503 >>206070575 >>206070685 >>206071161 This is the writer and showrunner. Hope it helps OP. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)18:43:30 No.206073226 >>206069688 (OP). >5 mins into the show >>206074707 >>206074825 >"yeah, i f----- around in my free time and discovered the voice" >random club scene straight out of some cw show Absolutely dreadful, instead of showing origins of great houses and s---, we get whatever this is ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:09:38 No.206074103 File: 1624124426728.jpg (20 KB, 418x359) >>206074290 >First 5 minutes >Atreides are bad guys who lie >All rulers of the great families are greedy power hungry bad guys who need guidance from women >Manipulate rulers to breed new rulers who they can control for reasons >Majority of bene gesserit are white in what is a diverse cast otherwise >First 20 minutes is literally women talking I don't think this is for us lads. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:38:43 No.206074856 How many Dune books has Brian released so far? 50? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:46:33 No.206075057 >>206069688 (OP). >>206075081 Hollywood suits have never stopped looking for a new GoT. Wheel of Time failed, Foundation failed, the Witcher failed. Now it's Brianslop time. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:52:58 No.206075191 File: you-fool.jpg (139 KB, 1156x771) YOU FOOL! They adapted Brian Herbert ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)22:11:38 No.206077832 >>206077979 >>206069688 (OP) >I don't understand who this show is for. Women

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Anon is a gun guy | /r/Greentext

File: Galil_noBG.png (82 KB, 620x220) Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:37:58 No.62904596 >>62905158 How the f--- did Kalashnikov get his rifle ripped off by a guy named Balashnikov? That's like some Luigi and Waluigi tier b-------. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:42:47 No.62904627 >villain is called hitler >his henchman is called himmler >>62904820 >>62905677 >>62906450 440410UTHMO 10 10 N. 00001000
File: Galil_noBG.png (82 KB, 620x220) Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:37:58 No.62904596 >>62905158 How the f--- did Kalashnikov get his rifle ripped off by a guy named Balashnikov? That's like some Luigi and Waluigi tier b-------. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:42:47 No.62904627 >villain is called hitler >his henchman is called himmler >>62904820 >>62905677 >>62906450 440410UTHMO 10 10 N. 00001000

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Anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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Anon goes to dr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sir?oh,sis 46 KB JPG >be me 11/21/24(Thu)13:55:32 No.927677102 > Biohacker focussed on male vitality and nutraceuticals >Was studying hormesis and light bulb went off >I can train my body to adapt >Start drinking a liter of vodka a day > After 2 months of this I start shaking and see white flashes in the corner of my eyes and a wave of cold come over me everytime when i cut back to 1/4 a liter >Go to Dr for yearly labs > Explain I'm a biohacker implementing hormetic stressors >" And what does that entail" >Explain >Dr tells me to stop immediately and writes me a prescription for valium and tells me " it is imperative you take this or you will die" >" Are you threatening me" >"No but your idiocy is" So I need a pill for lack of something natural, got it
: Anonymous Sir?oh,sis 46 KB JPG >be me 11/21/24(Thu)13:55:32 No.927677102 > Biohacker focussed on male vitality and nutraceuticals >Was studying hormesis and light bulb went off >I can train my body to adapt >Start drinking a liter of vodka a day > After 2 months of this I start shaking and see white flashes in the corner of my eyes and a wave of cold come over me everytime when i cut back to 1/4 a liter >Go to Dr for yearly labs > Explain I'm a biohacker implementing hormetic stressors >" And what does that entail" >Explain >Dr tells me to stop immediately and writes me a prescription for valium and tells me " it is imperative you take this or you will die" >" Are you threatening me" >"No but your idiocy is" So I need a pill for lack of something natural, got it

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Anon had to take off shirt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

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Long Range Recon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Le natural 07/19/24(Fri)16:01:13 No.78203148 mila-kunis(1).jpg 26 KB JPG >there are fake w----- everywhere, we want natural beauty! No tattoos, no makeup, no fake nails! >*I show my hairy legs, face which never has makeup on, hands which never had fake nails* >ewww you are ugly and dirty and your hands are manly >but you said you want natural, also there is nothing dirty about hair, you have hairy legs too >b but its ugly and gross, men are allowed to have hairy legs though, I didnt want a natural cavewoman, I actually wanted a big booba Stacy 50s tradwife in a sunflower dress with everything shaved under her eyebrows, face full of makeup and fake nails (but nice fake nails, not w---- nails) Why are men such liars (not asking for attention or simping, I want serious answers to why men are like that)
Anonymous Le natural 07/19/24(Fri)16:01:13 No.78203148 mila-kunis(1).jpg 26 KB JPG >there are fake w----- everywhere, we want natural beauty! No tattoos, no makeup, no fake nails! >*I show my hairy legs, face which never has makeup on, hands which never had fake nails* >ewww you are ugly and dirty and your hands are manly >but you said you want natural, also there is nothing dirty about hair, you have hairy legs too >b but its ugly and gross, men are allowed to have hairy legs though, I didnt want a natural cavewoman, I actually wanted a big booba Stacy 50s tradwife in a sunflower dress with everything shaved under her eyebrows, face full of makeup and fake nails (but nice fake nails, not w---- nails) Why are men such liars (not asking for attention or simping, I want serious answers to why men are like that)

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I’m a goofy goober | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven
Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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Groovy addiction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:02:35 No.205336908 FDquXdSXEAgSEKT.jpg 25 KB JPG >trying to quit smoking >put on movie >every character is smoking non stop and looking cool : Anonymous >>205336908 (OP) # 11/05/24(Tue)07:03:48 No.205336947 Just stop buying cigarettes. It's not that f------ hard. >>205347312 # Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:05:02 No.205336991 Guess who makes all those movies....
Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:02:35 No.205336908 FDquXdSXEAgSEKT.jpg 25 KB JPG >trying to quit smoking >put on movie >every character is smoking non stop and looking cool : Anonymous >>205336908 (OP) # 11/05/24(Tue)07:03:48 No.205336947 Just stop buying cigarettes. It's not that f------ hard. >>205347312 # Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:05:02 No.205336991 Guess who makes all those movies....

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