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14m (9/3 17:27) 885005173 5 Re 0 Img JPG 34KB (612x612) 4 Replies . KRYPTONITE this really happened >be me, 3 weeks ago or so >have a discussion with the neighbor about where can we put the trash so that it's picked up >neighbor is a young, thug looking, pot smoker mexican guy >i'm a big guy, i'm an amateur boxer, i can't lift a finger unless the other guy is armed or throws the first punch, and even then i can get in big trouble >neighbors are working on their house, they're leaving construction materials and construction trash on the side walk, if they get caught they get a large fine : >yesterday i got myself a bike lock at the chinese store, it's made out of kinda good steel, it won't be opened easily >at 4 am i go to the neighbor's outside door, and close it with the bike lock, also add a large paper sign "traspassers will be taken to the authorities" too high to be removed without a ladder >this morning i saw the young thug neighbor and the other workers baffled at the lock, trying to get it open by hitting it with a hammer, but realizing that they will damage the door if they continue >call the cops, tell them that a group of thugs that smell like pot are trying to break in the neighbor's house >get 3 people to do the same call right away, all saying almost the same thing >2 cop cars arrived 5 minutes later, they got there right when the neighbor was trying to climb up the door >the property is a rental, nothing prove that they're not breaking in yet >almost all of them had some sort of illegal drug on them at the time >5 guys end handcuffed and taken in to the police department >they'll be there 48 to 72 hours >will break his water pipe today, report it to the water company and since he won't be there to answer for it he'll get a large fine over wasting water at a time of drought >will do the same with the wire that goes to the ground and report him to the electric company, with any luck they'll respond quicly and he'll get his service canceled he messed with the wrong neighbor
14m (9/3 17:27) 885005173 5 Re 0 Img JPG 34KB (612x612) 4 Replies . KRYPTONITE this really happened >be me, 3 weeks ago or so >have a discussion with the neighbor about where can we put the trash so that it's picked up >neighbor is a young, thug looking, pot smoker mexican guy >i'm a big guy, i'm an amateur boxer, i can't lift a finger unless the other guy is armed or throws the first punch, and even then i can get in big trouble >neighbors are working on their house, they're leaving construction materials and construction trash on the side walk, if they get caught they get a large fine : >yesterday i got myself a bike lock at the chinese store, it's made out of kinda good steel, it won't be opened easily >at 4 am i go to the neighbor's outside door, and close it with the bike lock, also add a large paper sign "traspassers will be taken to the authorities" too high to be removed without a ladder >this morning i saw the young thug neighbor and the other workers baffled at the lock, trying to get it open by hitting it with a hammer, but realizing that they will damage the door if they continue >call the cops, tell them that a group of thugs that smell like pot are trying to break in the neighbor's house >get 3 people to do the same call right away, all saying almost the same thing >2 cop cars arrived 5 minutes later, they got there right when the neighbor was trying to climb up the door >the property is a rental, nothing prove that they're not breaking in yet >almost all of them had some sort of illegal drug on them at the time >5 guys end handcuffed and taken in to the police department >they'll be there 48 to 72 hours >will break his water pipe today, report it to the water company and since he won't be there to answer for it he'll get a large fine over wasting water at a time of drought >will do the same with the wire that goes to the ground and report him to the electric company, with any luck they'll respond quicly and he'll get his service canceled he messed with the wrong neighbor

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Anon needs to fap to go to sleep. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The closest I ever got to anything with my mom. >10 years ago >family event, have to share a hotel room AND a bed with my mom >night time, we get ready for bed >16 y/o at the time so I can't sleep without jerking off first >wait for her to fall asleep 09/03/22(Sat)23:16:18 No.70072090 >pretty sure she's asleep >slowly stroke c--- >getting closer and closer >mom leans over me and grabs a tissue off the nightstand >"here" >"o-ok" >c-- in tissue >go into bathroom to further clean up >stay in their for what feels like an hour because I'm too embarrassed to go back to bed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>70072594 #
Anonymous The closest I ever got to anything with my mom. >10 years ago >family event, have to share a hotel room AND a bed with my mom >night time, we get ready for bed >16 y/o at the time so I can't sleep without jerking off first >wait for her to fall asleep 09/03/22(Sat)23:16:18 No.70072090 >pretty sure she's asleep >slowly stroke c--- >getting closer and closer >mom leans over me and grabs a tissue off the nightstand >"here" >"o-ok" >c-- in tissue >go into bathroom to further clean up >stay in their for what feels like an hour because I'm too embarrassed to go back to bed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>70072594 #

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anon spitting true facts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat) 16:59:58 No.70068657 [Reply] >>70068733 >>70068747 >>70069360 >Some retarded feminists come out with the argument that "r--- isn't about sex, it's about power" >Other feminists all applaud her >Becomes news-worthy and is perpetuated in many political cycles >Scientists come out saying this is provably false >Gets said over and over until it becomes common knowledge, all women repeat the "R--- isn't about sex, it's about power" mantra >Politician start making policies and laws based on that myth >Bad ideas lead to bad policies, so no reduction in r---, but women feel good saying it, so they'd rather keep saying it and keep getting r---- instead of actually admitting that r--- is about sex so we can have better policies and laws >If you call this out, you are labelled ignorant at best or misogynist at worse What the f--- is wrong with women
Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat) 16:59:58 No.70068657 [Reply] >>70068733 >>70068747 >>70069360 >Some retarded feminists come out with the argument that "r--- isn't about sex, it's about power" >Other feminists all applaud her >Becomes news-worthy and is perpetuated in many political cycles >Scientists come out saying this is provably false >Gets said over and over until it becomes common knowledge, all women repeat the "R--- isn't about sex, it's about power" mantra >Politician start making policies and laws based on that myth >Bad ideas lead to bad policies, so no reduction in r---, but women feel good saying it, so they'd rather keep saying it and keep getting r---- instead of actually admitting that r--- is about sex so we can have better policies and laws >If you call this out, you are labelled ignorant at best or misogynist at worse What the f--- is wrong with women

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Anon Gets Foreign Poontang | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5YGd0+cg 251 KB JPG 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can re foreign p---- : Anonymous (ID: kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921 (OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #
: Anonymous (ID: 5YGd0+cg 251 KB JPG 02/24/22(Thu)00:03:11 No.362779921 Does anyone feel some sort of excitement for WW3? i would enter the war just so I can re foreign p---- : Anonymous (ID: kHxhvb4G 02/24/22(Thu)00:04:06 No.362780226 >>362779921 (OP) # >foreign p---- all p---- is foreign to you >>362780640 # >>362780815 # >>362783620 # >>362784227 #

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well known stand up comedian, Asa Akira | /r/Greentext

what are your favorite quotes from Asian people? Asian-Americans are welcome too Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)21:53:50 No.7070039 >f--- that a------! f--- that f------ a------!! ohmygod.. >Asa Akira, stand-up comedian, 2010
what are your favorite quotes from Asian people? Asian-Americans are welcome too Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)21:53:50 No.7070039 >f--- that a------! f--- that f------ a------!! ohmygod.. >Asa Akira, stand-up comedian, 2010

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Anon shoots his shot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 16:11:45 No.7007203: Please be patient I'm doing my best A790B0F8-01D7-4446-AE08-20727F1DE142.jpg 66 KB JPG >Home Depot >My f------ dream girl is working the paint station >literally tripped over my feet when I first saw her >despite being a coward around women, I know I have to try with this girl >grab a can of paint I do not need and bring it up to her for mixing >she smiles at me and I smile back and we chit chat as the paint mixes, I ask her how she likes her job and such >after she hands me back the paint I say Hey, would you mind if I gave you my number? >in an instant her expression changes and she looks at me like I am a bug crawling across the floor >she says F--- off >loud enough that people standing nearby turn and stare >walk away feeling my face burning and sweat prickling all over my body >feel so awfully that I throw up in the parking lot next to my truck I do not understand what I did wrong
Anonymous 09/03/22 (Sat) 16:11:45 No.7007203: Please be patient I'm doing my best A790B0F8-01D7-4446-AE08-20727F1DE142.jpg 66 KB JPG >Home Depot >My f------ dream girl is working the paint station >literally tripped over my feet when I first saw her >despite being a coward around women, I know I have to try with this girl >grab a can of paint I do not need and bring it up to her for mixing >she smiles at me and I smile back and we chit chat as the paint mixes, I ask her how she likes her job and such >after she hands me back the paint I say Hey, would you mind if I gave you my number? >in an instant her expression changes and she looks at me like I am a bug crawling across the floor >she says F--- off >loud enough that people standing nearby turn and stare >walk away feeling my face burning and sweat prickling all over my body >feel so awfully that I throw up in the parking lot next to my truck I do not understand what I did wrong

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Anon reads Berserk manga and learns a valuable lesson about pre marital sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)13:18:20 No.212596710 ► >>212598194 File: 1597600334552.jpg (107 KB, 1022x1280) >>212595488 >Griffith has sex with Charlotte without being married >Gets tortured for a year >Guts has sex with Casca without being married >The Eclipse happens, killing all their friends I think you're onto something here
Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)13:18:20 No.212596710 ► >>212598194 File: 1597600334552.jpg (107 KB, 1022x1280) >>212595488 >Griffith has sex with Charlotte without being married >Gets tortured for a year >Guts has sex with Casca without being married >The Eclipse happens, killing all their friends I think you're onto something here

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Oh no anons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous uh oh 8 KB JPG 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo > I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) > I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) 5 Replies / 1 Image > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons View Thread
: Anonymous uh oh 8 KB JPG 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo > I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) > I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) 5 Replies / 1 Image > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons View Thread

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Anon is short | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)11:27:52 No.885002769 1.33 MB GIF >be me >loser manlet >167cm >hate my height >prettyboy genetics + pimples and Jesse McCree hairstyle >between the age of 14-16 >know this tomboy richgirl from childhood like it's some sort of fanfic >she's a dream gf, plays games, sexy chubby, tomboy and will bully on demand >we start talking after she went to different school >she's actually into me >we make out etc. >we watch stranger things in her house because mine is s--- >she keeps mentioning that she really likes fullmetal alchemist and wants to watch it with me >nowayfag.jpeg >don't really care about anime or manga (I've only read Homunculus) >after our autistic journey of a year we break up >today >20 >decide to check what Fullmetal alchemist was about >read that protagonist was insecure about his height >he was 5'5 >mfw I hooked up with a girl autistic enough to think of me as her anime protagonist without my knowledge
: Anonymous 09/03/22(Sat)11:27:52 No.885002769 1.33 MB GIF >be me >loser manlet >167cm >hate my height >prettyboy genetics + pimples and Jesse McCree hairstyle >between the age of 14-16 >know this tomboy richgirl from childhood like it's some sort of fanfic >she's a dream gf, plays games, sexy chubby, tomboy and will bully on demand >we start talking after she went to different school >she's actually into me >we make out etc. >we watch stranger things in her house because mine is s--- >she keeps mentioning that she really likes fullmetal alchemist and wants to watch it with me >nowayfag.jpeg >don't really care about anime or manga (I've only read Homunculus) >after our autistic journey of a year we break up >today >20 >decide to check what Fullmetal alchemist was about >read that protagonist was insecure about his height >he was 5'5 >mfw I hooked up with a girl autistic enough to think of me as her anime protagonist without my knowledge

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Anon loves his pet cat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 885000757 741.4 kB PNG 7 min ago ... storytime >be me >talking to cute femboy for 3 months >finally meet >spend 3 days at his house >f--- constantly >don't c-- once >go home and stroke pet cat >instantly c-- pants >w--
Anonymous | 885000757 741.4 kB PNG 7 min ago ... storytime >be me >talking to cute femboy for 3 months >finally meet >spend 3 days at his house >f--- constantly >don't c-- once >go home and stroke pet cat >instantly c-- pants >w--

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Anon is a vlogger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/21 (Sat)22:41:11 No.139492275 >Greetings from (Impoverished Eastern European City)! >Today, as I walk through dystopian hellhole, I'm going to inconsiderately shove my camera in people's faces and document them the way a National Geographic wildlife expert documents the surrounding fauna. >You see, radiating ridiculous amounts of confidence, charisma, and a nice smile renders people completely oblivious to the fact that I take advantage of desperate eastern European girls on a regular basis under the guise of being a "cool international vlogger" >Haha! Here we have the local beggar with severe frostbite, *points camera at him* priviet bratishka, kak dela? 9 KB JPG >*films the surrounding poverty and misery* >Haha! Other than that near miss in Chechnya, I have no idea how I didn't get lynched yet! It's insane how much I'm getting away with! >Lets move on then! Thanks for tuning in!
: Anonymous 02/13/21 (Sat)22:41:11 No.139492275 >Greetings from (Impoverished Eastern European City)! >Today, as I walk through dystopian hellhole, I'm going to inconsiderately shove my camera in people's faces and document them the way a National Geographic wildlife expert documents the surrounding fauna. >You see, radiating ridiculous amounts of confidence, charisma, and a nice smile renders people completely oblivious to the fact that I take advantage of desperate eastern European girls on a regular basis under the guise of being a "cool international vlogger" >Haha! Here we have the local beggar with severe frostbite, *points camera at him* priviet bratishka, kak dela? 9 KB JPG >*films the surrounding poverty and misery* >Haha! Other than that near miss in Chechnya, I have no idea how I didn't get lynched yet! It's insane how much I'm getting away with! >Lets move on then! Thanks for tuning in!

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Taking the easy stance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 minute ago 67980174 · >become obsessed with girl >become an emotional wreck since i know i cant ever work up the courage to talk to her >reevaluate all my previous stances on relationships just cause for once i found a girl attractive >basically change my whole way of life because i find a girl attractive >after a really bad bout of depression that lasted like 2 days where i was just in pain over the fact that all my friends found love and i was the one who didnt i came to a realization >this girl is ruining my life >wake up the next day with absolutely no feelings whatsoever towards her >quality of life immediately improves >all because i just stopped caring it's that easy
Anonymous 1 minute ago 67980174 · >become obsessed with girl >become an emotional wreck since i know i cant ever work up the courage to talk to her >reevaluate all my previous stances on relationships just cause for once i found a girl attractive >basically change my whole way of life because i find a girl attractive >after a really bad bout of depression that lasted like 2 days where i was just in pain over the fact that all my friends found love and i was the one who didnt i came to a realization >this girl is ruining my life >wake up the next day with absolutely no feelings whatsoever towards her >quality of life immediately improves >all because i just stopped caring it's that easy

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 171 KB PNG 11/08/21(Mon)18:32:44 No.866352942 >be me >unable to have dreams at night anymore >can't sleep for s---, problems with insomnia >finally manages to get a full night sleep and gets a dream >dreams about a dinosaur with a BBC trying to peg me >"dippity dip, time to get this dinosaur d---" >"dippity dip, prepare your a------ and your boy clit" why, just why? what did i do to deserve that dream? give me my f------ insomnia back
: Anonymous 171 KB PNG 11/08/21(Mon)18:32:44 No.866352942 >be me >unable to have dreams at night anymore >can't sleep for s---, problems with insomnia >finally manages to get a full night sleep and gets a dream >dreams about a dinosaur with a BBC trying to peg me >"dippity dip, time to get this dinosaur d---" >"dippity dip, prepare your a------ and your boy clit" why, just why? what did i do to deserve that dream? give me my f------ insomnia back

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Anon isn't having a good time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9.2 4 KB JPG >Continue living >Be t----- >Look down >Kill self 09/03/22(Sat) 04:07:45 No.70065848 >Be peasant in the Middle Ages >Constantly starving >Perform back-breaking labor from sunrise to sundown >Have no money >Village gets raided every few months >Entire countryside gets wiped out by plague 30 Replies / 8 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 9.2 4 KB JPG >Continue living >Be t----- >Look down >Kill self 09/03/22(Sat) 04:07:45 No.70065848 >Be peasant in the Middle Ages >Constantly starving >Perform back-breaking labor from sunrise to sundown >Have no money >Village gets raided every few months >Entire countryside gets wiped out by plague 30 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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anon is a weeb now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 196 KB JPG 09/03/22(Sat)04:05:46 No.27231158 >Turns out people hate weeaboos and the culture is rife with pedophelia >Get called a p--- for half a year straight at work. >Few months in I start drinking again to deal with the stress. >Here I am drinking after jerking it to a loli comic. The plan to fix my life was >Quit all drinking, smoking, drugs >Learn Japanese and be wholesome weeaboo : Anonymous >>27231495 # No it did. I just want to stop being a degenerate and lead a positive existence free of hatred, anger, drugs, guilt, and this weird loli thing. Why is this so difficult guys? 8 Replies View Thread 09/03/22(Sat)05:05:57 No.27231497
: Anonymous 196 KB JPG 09/03/22(Sat)04:05:46 No.27231158 >Turns out people hate weeaboos and the culture is rife with pedophelia >Get called a p--- for half a year straight at work. >Few months in I start drinking again to deal with the stress. >Here I am drinking after jerking it to a loli comic. The plan to fix my life was >Quit all drinking, smoking, drugs >Learn Japanese and be wholesome weeaboo : Anonymous >>27231495 # No it did. I just want to stop being a degenerate and lead a positive existence free of hatred, anger, drugs, guilt, and this weird loli thing. Why is this so difficult guys? 8 Replies View Thread 09/03/22(Sat)05:05:57 No.27231497

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Anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 68201340 32,3 kB JPG Ilya9h ... >get tired of struggling to tie my shoelaces and decide to go the gym >check /fit/ for a beginner routine >write everything down on phone >go to gym >obvious new guy don't know what to do >standing next to a machine reading routine on phone >girls asks me if I'm using the machine so I tell her no >work up the courage to ask her if she knows anyone who could help me out since I'm new >says they all come in a group and the most experienced is a black guy that's standing right behind us >she asks him if he could help me and he puts on a face that says "bitch why the f--- would you say that" >so I just go "it's ok I was just wondering" and walk away >try to use the machines for a while until I catch the black guy recording me with his phone and some other people laughing >pretend to not notice and move towards the running machines and stay there walking for like an hour >get tired and come back home Guess I'll just be dieting.
Anonymous | 68201340 32,3 kB JPG Ilya9h ... >get tired of struggling to tie my shoelaces and decide to go the gym >check /fit/ for a beginner routine >write everything down on phone >go to gym >obvious new guy don't know what to do >standing next to a machine reading routine on phone >girls asks me if I'm using the machine so I tell her no >work up the courage to ask her if she knows anyone who could help me out since I'm new >says they all come in a group and the most experienced is a black guy that's standing right behind us >she asks him if he could help me and he puts on a face that says "bitch why the f--- would you say that" >so I just go "it's ok I was just wondering" and walk away >try to use the machines for a while until I catch the black guy recording me with his phone and some other people laughing >pretend to not notice and move towards the running machines and stay there walking for like an hour >get tired and come back home Guess I'll just be dieting.

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Anon does not like Toddlers and Tiaras | /r/Greentext

O .toddlers tiaras 330CA65C-DBE4-4BFD-8F71-B8C825C7BCEB.jpg 196 KB JPG >be some horny pedos at big tv company >make a show where 2 yo girls dress up as cheap escorts and twerk around >successfully abuse their desperate and pathetic mothers insecurities, as they parade their children for other pedos and creeps alike >these sheboons fight and scream and abuse their kids infront of the whole world to see >run this shitshow for 9 seasons >no one from the crew got sued or jailed for this social catastrophe >make even worse spinoff about some obese retarded family exploiting their daughter for money >get away with it We truly are doomed as a society
O .toddlers tiaras 330CA65C-DBE4-4BFD-8F71-B8C825C7BCEB.jpg 196 KB JPG >be some horny pedos at big tv company >make a show where 2 yo girls dress up as cheap escorts and twerk around >successfully abuse their desperate and pathetic mothers insecurities, as they parade their children for other pedos and creeps alike >these sheboons fight and scream and abuse their kids infront of the whole world to see >run this shitshow for 9 seasons >no one from the crew got sued or jailed for this social catastrophe >make even worse spinoff about some obese retarded family exploiting their daughter for money >get away with it We truly are doomed as a society

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Anon hates small talk. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/22(Fri)21:58:58 No.68201072 >getting hair cut >the lady is one of those chatty types >would love to just sit there quietly but she keeps asking dumb questions >keep giving short dead-end responses >this continues for 15 minutes >"What's your favorite food?" >long pause while I ponder the question >realize I literally do not have a favorite food >"D----." >she does not speak to me again for the entirety of the interaction
Anonymous 09/02/22(Fri)21:58:58 No.68201072 >getting hair cut >the lady is one of those chatty types >would love to just sit there quietly but she keeps asking dumb questions >keep giving short dead-end responses >this continues for 15 minutes >"What's your favorite food?" >long pause while I ponder the question >realize I literally do not have a favorite food >"D----." >she does not speak to me again for the entirety of the interaction

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Anon got a personality problem (or solution) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous lalomaxxing is the way to go 55 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)03:33:36 No.70041851 >be me, 2019 >shy and not very outgoing during high school, got bullied because I had a stutter >did nothing during covid except play games and watch tv shows >watch Better Call Saul >see pic rel in show, think he's a pretty cool guy >college soon, want to change myself for the better >idea.jpg >pretty much roleplay as lalo for the good part of the school year minus the cartel s--- >now entering second year, lots of friends and everyone I see on campus loves me lalomaxx or YNGMI
: Anonymous lalomaxxing is the way to go 55 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)03:33:36 No.70041851 >be me, 2019 >shy and not very outgoing during high school, got bullied because I had a stutter >did nothing during covid except play games and watch tv shows >watch Better Call Saul >see pic rel in show, think he's a pretty cool guy >college soon, want to change myself for the better >idea.jpg >pretty much roleplay as lalo for the good part of the school year minus the cartel s--- >now entering second year, lots of friends and everyone I see on campus loves me lalomaxx or YNGMI

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Anon has so many friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 KB PNG 11/01/20(Sun)19:28:06 No.60721999 >be me, loner with basically 0 irl friends >start going to college 2 weeks ago >make plans about how I'm going to reset life and change everything >meet few classmates that live in the same dorm building as me >it's going good, I'm a bit quiet but far from my worst performance >two days later >we're supposed to make laboratory groups of 10 online >enter random group >read through the group lists later >mfw the people from my dorm building are all in one group >mfw they left me out >mfw I realise how much I hate people
: Anonymous 100 KB PNG 11/01/20(Sun)19:28:06 No.60721999 >be me, loner with basically 0 irl friends >start going to college 2 weeks ago >make plans about how I'm going to reset life and change everything >meet few classmates that live in the same dorm building as me >it's going good, I'm a bit quiet but far from my worst performance >two days later >we're supposed to make laboratory groups of 10 online >enter random group >read through the group lists later >mfw the people from my dorm building are all in one group >mfw they left me out >mfw I realise how much I hate people

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