: Anonymous 171 KB PNG 11/08/21(Mon)18:32:44 No.866352942 >be me >unable to have dreams at night anymore >can't sleep for s---, problems with insomnia >finally manages to get a full night sleep and gets a dream >dreams about a dinosaur with a BBC trying to peg me >"dippity dip, time to get this dinosaur d---" >"dippity dip, prepare your a------ and your boy clit" why, just why? what did i do to deserve that dream? give me my f------ insomnia back

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Anonymous 18 KB JPG they have no game >DOHOHOHOHO 12/13/24(Fri)17:03:58 No.697125351 >I hear the /v/ board liked us this year >oh yea? I hear they haven't even played these titles. >yep, it's just like their sex life, >>697127630 # >>697130760 # >>697131216 # >>697138193 # >>697143228 # >>697143520 # >>697147865 #

: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat) 19:06:41 No.83807197 x1080.jpg 150 KB JPG >>83805761 # >>83806041 # "Alright, Data, this neural interface suit should allow me to not just watch the series but actually feel what it's like to be the pickle." "Geordi. this procedure is not advised. I believe you should reconsider-" "PICKLE ME, DAMMIT!" >>83810429 #

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: Anonymous 9.2 4 KB JPG >Continue living >Be t----- >Look down >Kill self 09/03/22(Sat) 04:07:45 No.70065848 >Be peasant in the Middle Ages >Constantly starving >Perform back-breaking labor from sunrise to sundown >Have no money >Village gets raided every few months >Entire countryside gets wiped out by plague 30 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 196 KB JPG 09/03/22(Sat)04:05:46 No.27231158 >Turns out people hate weeaboos and the culture is rife with pedophelia >Get called a p--- for half a year straight at work. >Few months in I start drinking again to deal with the stress. >Here I am drinking after jerking it to a loli comic. The plan to fix my life was >Quit all drinking, smoking, drugs >Learn Japanese and be wholesome weeaboo : Anonymous >>27231495 # No it did. I just want to stop being a degenerate and lead a positive existence free of hatred, anger, drugs, guilt, and this weird loli thing. Why is this so difficult guys? 8 Replies View Thread 09/03/22(Sat)05:05:57 No.27231497

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Anonymous | 68201340 32,3 kB JPG Ilya9h ... >get tired of struggling to tie my shoelaces and decide to go the gym >check /fit/ for a beginner routine >write everything down on phone >go to gym >obvious new guy don't know what to do >standing next to a machine reading routine on phone >girls asks me if I'm using the machine so I tell her no >work up the courage to ask her if she knows anyone who could help me out since I'm new >says they all come in a group and the most experienced is a black guy that's standing right behind us >she asks him if he could help me and he puts on a face that says "bitch why the f--- would you say that" >so I just go "it's ok I was just wondering" and walk away >try to use the machines for a while until I catch the black guy recording me with his phone and some other people laughing >pretend to not notice and move towards the running machines and stay there walking for like an hour >get tired and come back home Guess I'll just be dieting.

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Anon does not like Toddlers and Tiaras | /r/Greentext

O .toddlers tiaras 330CA65C-DBE4-4BFD-8F71-B8C825C7BCEB.jpg 196 KB JPG >be some horny pedos at big tv company >make a show where 2 yo girls dress up as cheap escorts and twerk around >successfully abuse their desperate and pathetic mothers insecurities, as they parade their children for other pedos and creeps alike >these sheboons fight and scream and abuse their kids infront of the whole world to see >run this shitshow for 9 seasons >no one from the crew got sued or jailed for this social catastrophe >make even worse spinoff about some obese retarded family exploiting their daughter for money >get away with it We truly are doomed as a society

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Anonymous 09/02/22(Fri)21:58:58 No.68201072 >getting hair cut >the lady is one of those chatty types >would love to just sit there quietly but she keeps asking dumb questions >keep giving short dead-end responses >this continues for 15 minutes >"What's your favorite food?" >long pause while I ponder the question >realize I literally do not have a favorite food >"D----." >she does not speak to me again for the entirety of the interaction

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: Anonymous lalomaxxing is the way to go 55 KB JPG 09/01/22(Thu)03:33:36 No.70041851 >be me, 2019 >shy and not very outgoing during high school, got bullied because I had a stutter >did nothing during covid except play games and watch tv shows >watch Better Call Saul >see pic rel in show, think he's a pretty cool guy >college soon, want to change myself for the better >idea.jpg >pretty much roleplay as lalo for the good part of the school year minus the cartel s--- >now entering second year, lots of friends and everyone I see on campus loves me lalomaxx or YNGMI

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: Anonymous 100 KB PNG 11/01/20(Sun)19:28:06 No.60721999 >be me, loner with basically 0 irl friends >start going to college 2 weeks ago >make plans about how I'm going to reset life and change everything >meet few classmates that live in the same dorm building as me >it's going good, I'm a bit quiet but far from my worst performance >two days later >we're supposed to make laboratory groups of 10 online >enter random group >read through the group lists later >mfw the people from my dorm building are all in one group >mfw they left me out >mfw I realise how much I hate people

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Anonymous (ID: 4L6LX51S 01/07/21(Thu)05:36:19 No.300828706 4C222E75-E895-4C1C-8024-12008D0D3CA0.jpg 53 KB JPG >>300817088 (OP) # >"Mmmmm that's a mighty fine brap hog." >"If I put my head down, will anyone hear me sniff?" >"Will they even care?" >"I think she farted."

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Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)07:26:44 No.4901415 >>4901425 >>4901509>>4901520 >>4902454 >>4907640 >>> File: frega.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) >tfw i used to read in sunlight when i was younger now i have cataracts. >tfw have to dictate my posts to my little brother. Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat) 14:02:29 No.4902454 >>4902474 >>4902650 >>4902673 >>4904173 >>4906512 >>49 >>4901415 >>>4901520 "Can you repeat that back to me please"? "Yeah, that's it. Now attach a picture of a sad frog" a-a sad frog"? "Just open the folder labeled 'frog and feels' " "W-wha... what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"? # "Nevermind that. Just look for the one called 'fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it." "Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"

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Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)17:27:46 No.882132533 73 KB PNG >have a s----- lonely life >will never have friends, a girlfriend, a good happy life >one day dream about having a girlfriend >she is extremely cute, after i wake up, i am both happy from the dream and sad that its over >i start dreaming about her or other girls in the next nights >also dream that i have a lot of friends, cool cars, yachts, even superpowers >start meditating before sleeping to influence my dreams >learn lucid dreaming to improve it >after a few months, i became a true dream director >i can now create my own reality in my dreams >spend up to 16 hours sleeping >at this point, my real life feels like a nightmare and my dreams like the life i deserve why havent you taken the dream pill yet anons?

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Anonymous Am I gay? I'm sickened But curious 11 KB JPG CH : Anonymous Yes. 09/02/22(Fri) 18:41:13 No.27231188 I've f----- multiple men and trannies (M-F). But I've also had sex with women. More women than men. I've only ever had LTR's with women. Am I gay? I kind of want to know in case this really is just my lot in life. 09/02/22 (Fri) 18:42:02 No.27231192 >Am I gay? >I've f----- multiple men a- Stopped right there.

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Anonymous 73 KB GIF 07/20/19(Sat)21:07:22 No.3086720 >been volunteering at the zoo >chatting with keeper about animals >mentions that they let the chimps watch movies in winter when they keep them inside >turns out they love watching planet of the apes over and over >they also caught one of the chimps making a weapon should I be worried?

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: Anonymous 171 KB PNG 11/08/21(Mon)18:32:44 No.866352942 >be me >unable to have dreams at night anymore >can't sleep for s---, problems with insomnia >finally manages to get a full night sleep and gets a dream >dreams about a dinosaur with a BBC trying to peg me >"dippity dip, time to get this dinosaur d---" >"dippity dip, prepare your a------ and your boy clit" why, just why? what did i do to deserve that dream? give me my f------ insomnia back

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