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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6LLzCX/9 ) C⭑ ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/03/24(Thu)11:20:13 No.483662627 Why haven't you converted to Islam yet, anon? >anti-semitic >anti-degeneracy >anti-feminist What's your excuse? Is it muh bacon? 39 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Idvu0dMS >>483662627 (OP) because I am an atheist Anonymous (ID: bXreVpec) Because I want to keep my foreskin 10/03/24(Thu)11:21:01 No.483662695 10/03/24(Thu)11:21:26 No.483662730
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6LLzCX/9 ) C⭑ ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/03/24(Thu)11:20:13 No.483662627 Why haven't you converted to Islam yet, anon? >anti-semitic >anti-degeneracy >anti-feminist What's your excuse? Is it muh bacon? 39 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Idvu0dMS >>483662627 (OP) because I am an atheist Anonymous (ID: bXreVpec) Because I want to keep my foreskin 10/03/24(Thu)11:21:01 No.483662695 10/03/24(Thu)11:21:26 No.483662730

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Anon isn't racist. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Juh9Aaak m 22 KB PNG 04/15/20(Wed)10:14:35 No.253534494 >notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities >worry that I may be racist >decide to test if I really am >go out for a couple of drinks with a friend of a colleague >he's black >pretty good guy actually >turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist
Anonymous (ID: Juh9Aaak m 22 KB PNG 04/15/20(Wed)10:14:35 No.253534494 >notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities >worry that I may be racist >decide to test if I really am >go out for a couple of drinks with a friend of a colleague >he's black >pretty good guy actually >turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist

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Reptilian evolution | /r/Greentext

Anonymous zuck ♫zuck Original audio 09/21/24(Sat)20:01:46 No.102491141 1718715144301879.jpg >stock at an all time high 151 KB JPG >company making valuable open source contributions to Al unlike other jew companies >no personal scandals >only of the few tech CEOS who was one of the original founders of the company >looking a bit more chadlike now he won, kneel
Anonymous zuck ♫zuck Original audio 09/21/24(Sat)20:01:46 No.102491141 1718715144301879.jpg >stock at an all time high 151 KB JPG >company making valuable open source contributions to Al unlike other jew companies >no personal scandals >only of the few tech CEOS who was one of the original founders of the company >looking a bit more chadlike now he won, kneel

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Anon took the gaypill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 12/11/21(Sat)23:53:43 No.868438466 >be me >be 15 >boyfriend c--- in my ass daily >be you >never experienced love >masturbates to degenerate p--- Why live?
: Anonymous 33 KB JPG 12/11/21(Sat)23:53:43 No.868438466 >be me >be 15 >boyfriend c--- in my ass daily >be you >never experienced love >masturbates to degenerate p--- Why live?

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Anon's Expectations Were Subverted | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (26 KB, 554x554) >> Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)14:55:55 No.204096605 File: big-brain.gif (80 KB, 498x498) >dude what if it's The Joker movie but instead of The Joker being the Joker he actually isn't The Joker ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:06:48 No.204093884 >>204093921 >>204093970 >>204094510 >>204094615 >>204095034 >>204096341 >>204096455 >>204096860>>204097037 >>204099466 >>204101535 >>204101546 >>204101572 >>204101612 >>204101684 >>204102133 >> ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)16:45:28 No.204099354 ► File: images (3).jpg (5 KB, 189x267) >>204094079 >Instead everyone says people who like the movie are incel losers >Sequel says mentally ill people deserve to be r---- and killed YES The weak should fear the strong Swiggity Swoggity I am coming for that chud booty ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)16:48:31 No.204099431 ► Great. The director of the story is an unreliable narrator with his own head cannon not accessible to us in any way. Why make the f------ movies at all if it's all gobbledeegook. A------. A brief director Q&A after the film further implied the events of the first movie may be not what they seem (to us). That Arthur was imagining himself/confusing himself as "The Joker" but many of the actual actions of "Joker” in the first film was this Joker that stabbed Arthur, "the true" Joker. And that one of the few instances of Arthur actually being Joker was the ending of the first movie, where he was wrongfully blamed for the actions of this Joker due to claiming responsibility that led to the trial in this one (and Harley wrongly falling for Arthur). Basically Arthur is just a loser that went full "literally me" seeing the Joker doing his first killings on TV. The real Folie A Deux all this time was between Arthur and the Joker (who kills him at the end) and ends the delusion. Subverted all right. Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:08:06 No.204093921 >>204093884 (OP) >>204093953 Perhaps he should have included this in the films themselves in some way, like a talented director would have. ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:09:53 No.204093977 >>204102086 This has to be the worst movie I've watched in the last decade. >> ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:13:09 No.204094079 >>204094598 >>204096849 >>204097409 >>204099354 >>204099560 >>204101974 >>204102099 >>204102265 >>204103761 >Be mentally ill person let down by society >Watch the Joker >Obviously the Joker is the bad guy but think his portrayal as a mentally ill person let down by society is quiet empathetic and on point >Hope the movie helps create greater empathy for and focus on mental illness >This doesn't happen >Instead everyone says people who like the movie are incel losers >Sequel says mentally ill people deserve to be r---- and killed ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)16:59:58 No.204099743 >>204101486 >>204101582 >>204101765 >>204101973 >>204102481 >>204103520 >>204103888 File: 1727937454022199.webm (1.27 MB, 714x302)-[Close] Go to SlotsLights.net Win real money >> Here's your badass clown bro Jackie, aren't you gonna buy me a drink first? ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)18:14:20 No.204101486 ►>>204101576 >>204099743 Imao All that coping about how he totally doesn't get r---- and here we are. What a disgusting f------ movie. ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)18:16:42 No.204101535 ► >>204093884 (OP). >it was all a dream genius
File: images.jpg (26 KB, 554x554) >> Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)14:55:55 No.204096605 File: big-brain.gif (80 KB, 498x498) >dude what if it's The Joker movie but instead of The Joker being the Joker he actually isn't The Joker ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:06:48 No.204093884 >>204093921 >>204093970 >>204094510 >>204094615 >>204095034 >>204096341 >>204096455 >>204096860>>204097037 >>204099466 >>204101535 >>204101546 >>204101572 >>204101612 >>204101684 >>204102133 >> ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)16:45:28 No.204099354 ► File: images (3).jpg (5 KB, 189x267) >>204094079 >Instead everyone says people who like the movie are incel losers >Sequel says mentally ill people deserve to be r---- and killed YES The weak should fear the strong Swiggity Swoggity I am coming for that chud booty ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)16:48:31 No.204099431 ► Great. The director of the story is an unreliable narrator with his own head cannon not accessible to us in any way. Why make the f------ movies at all if it's all gobbledeegook. A------. A brief director Q&A after the film further implied the events of the first movie may be not what they seem (to us). That Arthur was imagining himself/confusing himself as "The Joker" but many of the actual actions of "Joker” in the first film was this Joker that stabbed Arthur, "the true" Joker. And that one of the few instances of Arthur actually being Joker was the ending of the first movie, where he was wrongfully blamed for the actions of this Joker due to claiming responsibility that led to the trial in this one (and Harley wrongly falling for Arthur). Basically Arthur is just a loser that went full "literally me" seeing the Joker doing his first killings on TV. The real Folie A Deux all this time was between Arthur and the Joker (who kills him at the end) and ends the delusion. Subverted all right. Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:08:06 No.204093921 >>204093884 (OP) >>204093953 Perhaps he should have included this in the films themselves in some way, like a talented director would have. ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:09:53 No.204093977 >>204102086 This has to be the worst movie I've watched in the last decade. >> ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)13:13:09 No.204094079 >>204094598 >>204096849 >>204097409 >>204099354 >>204099560 >>204101974 >>204102099 >>204102265 >>204103761 >Be mentally ill person let down by society >Watch the Joker >Obviously the Joker is the bad guy but think his portrayal as a mentally ill person let down by society is quiet empathetic and on point >Hope the movie helps create greater empathy for and focus on mental illness >This doesn't happen >Instead everyone says people who like the movie are incel losers >Sequel says mentally ill people deserve to be r---- and killed ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)16:59:58 No.204099743 >>204101486 >>204101582 >>204101765 >>204101973 >>204102481 >>204103520 >>204103888 File: 1727937454022199.webm (1.27 MB, 714x302)-[Close] Go to SlotsLights.net Win real money >> Here's your badass clown bro Jackie, aren't you gonna buy me a drink first? ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)18:14:20 No.204101486 ►>>204101576 >>204099743 Imao All that coping about how he totally doesn't get r---- and here we are. What a disgusting f------ movie. ☐ Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)18:16:42 No.204101535 ► >>204093884 (OP). >it was all a dream genius

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Anon gets played and becomes top | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 81 KB JPG >talk to her all day >be me >18 >khhv 10/03/24(Thu)01:39:38 No.79001595 >meet girl through mutual friend >she thinks im attractive for whatever reason >start talking to her >click with her very well >we start going out and we would always hold hands and she would lock arms with me >felt actually cared for >says she wont leave me >says ive treated her better than any other guy before >proceeds to leave me for my best friend >he leaves her because the entire time she was on break with her ex What in gods name makes women so evil Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)01:42:36 No.79001604 absolutely f------ brutal im not gay but if i was a woman id f--- you if that makes you feel better
Anonymous 81 KB JPG >talk to her all day >be me >18 >khhv 10/03/24(Thu)01:39:38 No.79001595 >meet girl through mutual friend >she thinks im attractive for whatever reason >start talking to her >click with her very well >we start going out and we would always hold hands and she would lock arms with me >felt actually cared for >says she wont leave me >says ive treated her better than any other guy before >proceeds to leave me for my best friend >he leaves her because the entire time she was on break with her ex What in gods name makes women so evil Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)01:42:36 No.79001604 absolutely f------ brutal im not gay but if i was a woman id f--- you if that makes you feel better

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HMS Illustrious | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri) 17:48:35 No.199917731 IMG_9238.gif 55 KB GIF >tell boss i'm getting married >he announces on the company wide email that nobody will get a bonus until i let him sleep with my soon to be wife >coworkers are bullying me and threatening to make my life hell if i don't let him duck her is the job market queasy in your country? Anonymous >>199917731 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)17:49:33 No. 199917768 This literally never happened
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri) 17:48:35 No.199917731 IMG_9238.gif 55 KB GIF >tell boss i'm getting married >he announces on the company wide email that nobody will get a bonus until i let him sleep with my soon to be wife >coworkers are bullying me and threatening to make my life hell if i don't let him duck her is the job market queasy in your country? Anonymous >>199917731 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)17:49:33 No. 199917768 This literally never happened

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Anon tuah facts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)08:11:46 No.690718414 FZE8Rm5X0AAhtf7.jpg 23 KB JPG >Fact: in the early 2000s 98% of game dev employees were functional and competent. Now it's about 2%. >Fact: In the early 2000s, 97% of games were made for gamers. Now that numbers about 6%.
: Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)08:11:46 No.690718414 FZE8Rm5X0AAhtf7.jpg 23 KB JPG >Fact: in the early 2000s 98% of game dev employees were functional and competent. Now it's about 2%. >Fact: In the early 2000s, 97% of games were made for gamers. Now that numbers about 6%.

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Body Dismorphius | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6mYJR4wO ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed) 20:36:01 No.483621793 IMG_9287.jpg 489 KB JPG > This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. >>483622025 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6mYJR4wO ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed) 20:36:01 No.483621793 IMG_9287.jpg 489 KB JPG > This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. >>483622025 #

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anon likes blowing the eardrums out of children by revving his engine | /r/Greentext

why not buy a motorcycle? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)1 >cheap >easy to maintain >most of u want to die anyways so if you crash nbd >cheap on gas >fun >get bitches >> Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)18:39:01 No.78997619 >>78997609 (OP) I'm not interested in an extremely painful death
why not buy a motorcycle? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)1 >cheap >easy to maintain >most of u want to die anyways so if you crash nbd >cheap on gas >fun >get bitches >> Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)18:39:01 No.78997619 >>78997609 (OP) I'm not interested in an extremely painful death

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Worst Keanu critique ever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:06:22 No.203738987 100 4 ca-times.brightspotcdn.jpg 54 KB JPG >unforgivably poor acting even two decades after he started >successful throughout his entire career >beloved by men and women of all ages >his best role is in the matrix where him being wooden, stiff, and slightly confused-looking is in character i don't think there's anyone else that's coasted harder merely on good looks and vibes
Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:06:22 No.203738987 100 4 ca-times.brightspotcdn.jpg 54 KB JPG >unforgivably poor acting even two decades after he started >successful throughout his entire career >beloved by men and women of all ages >his best role is in the matrix where him being wooden, stiff, and slightly confused-looking is in character i don't think there's anyone else that's coasted harder merely on good looks and vibes

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Anon has some questions for George Lucas | /r/Greentext

File: Skull shape.png (1.24 MB, 1676x1928) George Lucas in what you were thinking? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)13:41:12 No. 204070380 >stormie helmet cames from Phase 2 that cames from Phase 1 that cames from mandalorian helmet >stormie has weird shape because "space gas mask" and breath in space >mandalorian helmet has exactly the same functions but fits human (white) skull shape
File: Skull shape.png (1.24 MB, 1676x1928) George Lucas in what you were thinking? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)13:41:12 No. 204070380 >stormie helmet cames from Phase 2 that cames from Phase 1 that cames from mandalorian helmet >stormie has weird shape because "space gas mask" and breath in space >mandalorian helmet has exactly the same functions but fits human (white) skull shape

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Anon just had sex | /r/Greentext

File: sunglasses pepe.png (96 KB, 618x618) Lads. Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:22:05 No.78995421 Guess who just had sex? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:24:53 No.78995450 >>78995421 (OP) >Guess who just had sex? Fake. >Lads. Gay.
File: sunglasses pepe.png (96 KB, 618x618) Lads. Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:22:05 No.78995421 Guess who just had sex? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:24:53 No.78995450 >>78995421 (OP) >Guess who just had sex? Fake. >Lads. Gay.

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No Regrets | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 19:13:14 No.925262511 When I was a college freshman I broke up a couple because I wanted to f--- the girl >college had an anonymous confession board for students >I make a post about seeing the boyfriend with another girl >they argue and a week layer they're broken up >I'm in same class as girl >offer to help her with work >go to her accommodation >we work for about 5 minutes before she starts kissing me Don't regret it. She was hot. >>925262617 #
Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 19:13:14 No.925262511 When I was a college freshman I broke up a couple because I wanted to f--- the girl >college had an anonymous confession board for students >I make a post about seeing the boyfriend with another girl >they argue and a week layer they're broken up >I'm in same class as girl >offer to help her with work >go to her accommodation >we work for about 5 minutes before she starts kissing me Don't regret it. She was hot. >>925262617 #

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Anon plays vr chat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)16:25:25 No.570870192 Megalon3.png 85 KB PNG >go to a club in vrchat >a huge t---- dragon girl and a cat girl are groping each other and kissing >a f------ dude runs over as this guy >screams 'I AM MEGALON' >crashes the map
Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)16:25:25 No.570870192 Megalon3.png 85 KB PNG >go to a club in vrchat >a huge t---- dragon girl and a cat girl are groping each other and kissing >a f------ dude runs over as this guy >screams 'I AM MEGALON' >crashes the map

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onymous erlame 2077 CYBERFUNK 1.08 MB JPG have fooled them 10/01/24(Tue)22:51:46 No.925302346 >dystopia with mega corps draining the life out of people >"f--- the system, we are cyberpunks! we make our own rules & get rich!" >where do the fixers get their jobs from? mega corps >poggers when cyberpunks realize that corrupt mega corps >"bro, the story is awesome. you have to try cp2077. have you seen Panam's ass?" By all good means, CP is better than your average COD story but nowhere close to the greatness of Witcher 3 or even Witcher 2 in terms of storytelling made by the very same developers. : Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)22:53:39 No.925302435 >>925302346 (OP) # Have you seen panams ass tho ?
onymous erlame 2077 CYBERFUNK 1.08 MB JPG have fooled them 10/01/24(Tue)22:51:46 No.925302346 >dystopia with mega corps draining the life out of people >"f--- the system, we are cyberpunks! we make our own rules & get rich!" >where do the fixers get their jobs from? mega corps >poggers when cyberpunks realize that corrupt mega corps >"bro, the story is awesome. you have to try cp2077. have you seen Panam's ass?" By all good means, CP is better than your average COD story but nowhere close to the greatness of Witcher 3 or even Witcher 2 in terms of storytelling made by the very same developers. : Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)22:53:39 No.925302435 >>925302346 (OP) # Have you seen panams ass tho ?

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Draft Morning | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DHDyOt5H) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed)07:56:54 No.483536335 248 KB JPG >Mfw I realise that I am of drafting age while reading news about escalating war between Lebanon and Israel. F---
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DHDyOt5H) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed)07:56:54 No.483536335 248 KB JPG >Mfw I realise that I am of drafting age while reading news about escalating war between Lebanon and Israel. F---

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Anon didn't pay attention to his history lessons | /r/Greentext

: onymous tria 1.12 MB PNG 10/01/24(Tue)22:13:55 No.925300916 >called "realm of the east" >located in the centre of europe What did they mean by this?
: onymous tria 1.12 MB PNG 10/01/24(Tue)22:13:55 No.925300916 >called "realm of the east" >located in the centre of europe What did they mean by this?

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From the People | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:57:23 No.16869080 IMG_2065.jpg 6 KB JPG >keep us out of war Gets us in war
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:57:23 No.16869080 IMG_2065.jpg 6 KB JPG >keep us out of war Gets us in war

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