Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6mYJR4wO ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed) 20:36:01 No.483621793 IMG_9287.jpg 489 KB JPG > This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. >>483622025 #

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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why not buy a motorcycle? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)1 >cheap >easy to maintain >most of u want to die anyways so if you crash nbd >cheap on gas >fun >get bitches >> Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)18:39:01 No.78997619 >>78997609 (OP) I'm not interested in an extremely painful death

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Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:06:22 No.203738987 100 4 ca-times.brightspotcdn.jpg 54 KB JPG >unforgivably poor acting even two decades after he started >successful throughout his entire career >beloved by men and women of all ages >his best role is in the matrix where him being wooden, stiff, and slightly confused-looking is in character i don't think there's anyone else that's coasted harder merely on good looks and vibes

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File: Skull shape.png (1.24 MB, 1676x1928) George Lucas in what you were thinking? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)13:41:12 No. 204070380 >stormie helmet cames from Phase 2 that cames from Phase 1 that cames from mandalorian helmet >stormie has weird shape because "space gas mask" and breath in space >mandalorian helmet has exactly the same functions but fits human (white) skull shape

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File: sunglasses pepe.png (96 KB, 618x618) Lads. Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:22:05 No.78995421 Guess who just had sex? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:24:53 No.78995450 >>78995421 (OP) >Guess who just had sex? Fake. >Lads. Gay.

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Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 19:13:14 No.925262511 When I was a college freshman I broke up a couple because I wanted to f--- the girl >college had an anonymous confession board for students >I make a post about seeing the boyfriend with another girl >they argue and a week layer they're broken up >I'm in same class as girl >offer to help her with work >go to her accommodation >we work for about 5 minutes before she starts kissing me Don't regret it. She was hot. >>925262617 #

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Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)16:25:25 No.570870192 Megalon3.png 85 KB PNG >go to a club in vrchat >a huge t---- dragon girl and a cat girl are groping each other and kissing >a f------ dude runs over as this guy >screams 'I AM MEGALON' >crashes the map

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onymous erlame 2077 CYBERFUNK 1.08 MB JPG have fooled them 10/01/24(Tue)22:51:46 No.925302346 >dystopia with mega corps draining the life out of people >"f--- the system, we are cyberpunks! we make our own rules & get rich!" >where do the fixers get their jobs from? mega corps >poggers when cyberpunks realize that corrupt mega corps >"bro, the story is awesome. you have to try cp2077. have you seen Panam's ass?" By all good means, CP is better than your average COD story but nowhere close to the greatness of Witcher 3 or even Witcher 2 in terms of storytelling made by the very same developers. : Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)22:53:39 No.925302435 >>925302346 (OP) # Have you seen panams ass tho ?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DHDyOt5H) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed)07:56:54 No.483536335 248 KB JPG >Mfw I realise that I am of drafting age while reading news about escalating war between Lebanon and Israel. F---

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: onymous tria 1.12 MB PNG 10/01/24(Tue)22:13:55 No.925300916 >called "realm of the east" >located in the centre of europe What did they mean by this?

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m KICK ME >one company buys another company >leftoids lose their s--- >say things like "this is how capitalism works" without articulating why it's a bad thing >call companies monopolies when there's far more than one company in their specific industries Why do leftists hate business so much?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6mYJR4wO ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed) 20:36:01 No.483621793 IMG_9287.jpg 489 KB JPG > This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. >>483622025 #

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