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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/15/24(Fri)21:37:32 No.79462187 318 KB PNG >Be me, American >Go to bar in tourist area >Bar is full of British tourists having pints and meals >I've encountered British tourists before when I went to Spain >This time they were way less drunk and rowdy >Overheard some of their conversations >"Innit luvely here, dear" >"Luvly weather for a pint today" >"This place is nice, innit" >"Look darling, this place is just like a Wetherspoons" >"MMm, best ribs I evah 'ad" >"Awfully chuffed to be here" >Then I overheard a political discussion on why the UK should incorporate guns too >MFW

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/15/24(Fri)21:37:32 No.79462187 318 KB PNG >Be me, American >Go to bar in tourist area >Bar is full of British tourists having pints and meals >I've encountered British tourists before when I went to Spain >This time they were way less drunk and rowdy >Overheard some of their conversations >"Innit luvely here, dear" >"Luvly weather for a pint today" >"This place is nice, innit" >"Look darling, this place is just like a Wetherspoons" >"MMm, best ribs I evah 'ad" >"Awfully chuffed to be here" >Then I overheard a political discussion on why the UK should incorporate guns too >MFW

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Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)21:02:28 No.690678956 Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_ Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-Day Work Week Ahead of Citizencon 600 Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-... From insider-gaming.com >work 7 days a week >still never finish game How is this possible IMG_8639.jpg 791 KB JPG

Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)21:02:28 No.690678956 Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_ Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-Day Work Week Ahead of Citizencon 600 Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-... From insider-gaming.com >work 7 days a week >still never finish game How is this possible IMG_8639.jpg 791 KB JPG

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What the f--- is this ni ers problem? What the f--- is this ni ers (...) 11/01/24(Fri)20:45:13 No.486614870 Ni rs ruin everything.jpg 104 KB JPG >Goes to Korea, insults citizens and landmarks. >Gets his ass beat three times >Doesnt apologize, instead taunts any future attackers >Now he's banned from leaving Korea, there's a bounty on his head and the mob is looking for him Does he have a death wish?

What the f--- is this ni ers problem? What the f--- is this ni ers (...) 11/01/24(Fri)20:45:13 No.486614870 Ni rs ruin everything.jpg 104 KB JPG >Goes to Korea, insults citizens and landmarks. >Gets his ass beat three times >Doesnt apologize, instead taunts any future attackers >Now he's banned from leaving Korea, there's a bounty on his head and the mob is looking for him Does he have a death wish?

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: Anonymous >>79436486 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)10:59:40 No.79452178 I had a 3 way with 2 girls. >was going on a camping trip with girl i was seeing, her friend, and her friend's date >friend's date cancelled >i just f----- them both all weekend

: Anonymous >>79436486 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)10:59:40 No.79452178 I had a 3 way with 2 girls. >was going on a camping trip with girl i was seeing, her friend, and her friend's date >friend's date cancelled >i just f----- them both all weekend

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: Anonymous did I do something wrong? 32 KB JPG 11/15/24(Fri)16:33:33 No.79454758 >be me >minding my own >girl approaches me >we talk for a while >she asks if Im a virgin >dont want her to think Im a loser so I say no even though thats a lie >all of a sudden she has a frown on her face >she seems much less interested in me now >she leaves soon after why did she ask that to me? Anonymous >>79454758 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)16:36:44 No.79454780 I'd just say that that is a private matter I don't discuss with strangers.

: Anonymous did I do something wrong? 32 KB JPG 11/15/24(Fri)16:33:33 No.79454758 >be me >minding my own >girl approaches me >we talk for a while >she asks if Im a virgin >dont want her to think Im a loser so I say no even though thats a lie >all of a sudden she has a frown on her face >she seems much less interested in me now >she leaves soon after why did she ask that to me? Anonymous >>79454758 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)16:36:44 No.79454780 I'd just say that that is a private matter I don't discuss with strangers.

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:40:53 No.36574131 35bb21ad61025d472369b286cbb5b8d6.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me, the legendary cheating ftm >It's been too long since I've cheated on my gf >Want her to catch me with another trans girl to see how she'll react >Keep trying to plan for her to come over while I'm with her friend >Really want her to open the door while im in the middle of sucking her cute friends girl pp >She keeps being late or something comes up Should I just tell her at this point

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)07:40:53 No.36574131 35bb21ad61025d472369b286cbb5b8d6.jpg 60 KB JPG >be me, the legendary cheating ftm >It's been too long since I've cheated on my gf >Want her to catch me with another trans girl to see how she'll react >Keep trying to plan for her to come over while I'm with her friend >Really want her to open the door while im in the middle of sucking her cute friends girl pp >She keeps being late or something comes up Should I just tell her at this point

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111 KB JPG >be me >chilling at home, feeling kinda off >decide to put on some jazz >hit play on "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis. >the saxophone hits, smooth, deep >suddenly, everything feels... different >the music swells and my surroundings start to shift >this old, apartment? Nah, it's a spaceship now >the walls dissolve into a sky full of stars >I'm not here. I'm in the Bebop. I'm Spike Spiegel >spot my reflection in the TV screen >finger-gun at it, smirking like I'm the coolest guy in the galaxy >the music flows through me, I'm the man with a price on his head >grab an old toy gun off the shelf, spin it on my finger >imagining syndicate thugs bursting through the door any second >suddenly, the music stops >l blink >earth's gravity pulling me down >the stars are gone That was... nothing. Just a dream.

111 KB JPG >be me >chilling at home, feeling kinda off >decide to put on some jazz >hit play on "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis. >the saxophone hits, smooth, deep >suddenly, everything feels... different >the music swells and my surroundings start to shift >this old, apartment? Nah, it's a spaceship now >the walls dissolve into a sky full of stars >I'm not here. I'm in the Bebop. I'm Spike Spiegel >spot my reflection in the TV screen >finger-gun at it, smirking like I'm the coolest guy in the galaxy >the music flows through me, I'm the man with a price on his head >grab an old toy gun off the shelf, spin it on my finger >imagining syndicate thugs bursting through the door any second >suddenly, the music stops >l blink >earth's gravity pulling me down >the stars are gone That was... nothing. Just a dream.

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File: harry potter.jpg (99 KB, 480x480) ☐ Anonymous (ID: mzlYwBfU) 11/14/24(Thu)16:46:31 No.488480791 >>488480899 >>488481026 >>488481054 >>488481206 >>488482473 >>488482619 >>488482961 >>488482988 >>488483262 >>488483557 >>488483900 >>488484026 >>488484051 >>488484840 >>488485309 >>488487569 >>488487677 >>488487826 >>488487845 >>488487848 >>488488041 >>488488269 >>488488819 >>488489391 >>488489500 >>488489843 >>488490085 >>488490358 >>488490399 >>488490442 >>488490722 >>488491019 >>488491029 >>488491153 >>488491224 >>488491267 >>488492188 >>488494264 >>488494468 >>488499232 >>488499249 >>488499307 >>488500375 >>488503615 >>488504102 >>488504252 >>488504512 "You all make me sick." Anonymous (ID: GW/ZQfdq) 11/14/24(Thu)17:30:56 No.488484840 >>488485082 >>488487494 >>488480791 (OP) >So.. > *Raises eyebrows* >*Audience giggling* > Drumpf... >*Audience howls and claps* >I mean, really..? > *Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out* > *Colbert gets in his desk and rips his shirt off* >DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUMP > *Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalising the TV crew* >AAAAA HHHHHH AAHHHH >*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside* >IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMPF!! >*Wings sprouts from the audience members, they begin chanting in latin* >DAAAANAHLD > *Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is standing in his place* >BLUMPF >*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes and cannibalisations sprout up* >GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST

File: harry potter.jpg (99 KB, 480x480) ☐ Anonymous (ID: mzlYwBfU) 11/14/24(Thu)16:46:31 No.488480791 >>488480899 >>488481026 >>488481054 >>488481206 >>488482473 >>488482619 >>488482961 >>488482988 >>488483262 >>488483557 >>488483900 >>488484026 >>488484051 >>488484840 >>488485309 >>488487569 >>488487677 >>488487826 >>488487845 >>488487848 >>488488041 >>488488269 >>488488819 >>488489391 >>488489500 >>488489843 >>488490085 >>488490358 >>488490399 >>488490442 >>488490722 >>488491019 >>488491029 >>488491153 >>488491224 >>488491267 >>488492188 >>488494264 >>488494468 >>488499232 >>488499249 >>488499307 >>488500375 >>488503615 >>488504102 >>488504252 >>488504512 "You all make me sick." Anonymous (ID: GW/ZQfdq) 11/14/24(Thu)17:30:56 No.488484840 >>488485082 >>488487494 >>488480791 (OP) >So.. > *Raises eyebrows* >*Audience giggling* > Drumpf... >*Audience howls and claps* >I mean, really..? > *Audience starts seizing, multiple fights break out* > *Colbert gets in his desk and rips his shirt off* >DUANLD TRUUUUUUUUUMP > *Audience is completely rioting, they're attacking and cannibalising the TV crew* >AAAAA HHHHHH AAHHHH >*Colbert's eyes become red, a huge storm kicks up outside* >IMPEACH BONALSD GRUMPF!! >*Wings sprouts from the audience members, they begin chanting in latin* >DAAAANAHLD > *Colbert sheds his skin, a 10 foot demon is standing in his place* >BLUMPF >*The world descends into chaos, mass murders, rapes and cannibalisations sprout up* >GLOMAND MUMP IS A FAVICST

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>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?

>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?

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Anonymous (ID: mwXP5H38 Why do people still support ca(...) 145 KB PNG 11/14/24(Thu)17:00:15 No.488430909 >Be in medieval Europe >Peasants can work and leave whenever they feel like it >That hurts profits >Commodify and enclose the commons and violently suppress opposition >Colonize half the planet and kill tens of millions >Discover black rock, black liquid and flammable gas all around the world >It's an energy ocean as big as all the plants >Accumulate more capital than ever >Great Acceleration starts >You rely on infinite growth >You need tacit government insurance and government programs to ensure that society won't collapse or decline to poverty and violence >Benefit only the ruling class and violently suppress opposition >Cause other good economic systems to fail >Corrupt democracies >People start to realize this >You double every 23 years, exponentially >Each new generation has a worse living standard than the previous one >Collapse into crisis every decade >Cause resource wars and millions of deaths because peace and prosperity hurt profit >Cause ecosystems that sustained people for generations to collapse within decades >Brainwash people so they think the only way to be fulfilled in life is worshipping you no matter what >You've killed the planet and billions of people >Be capitalism At least we're not the filthy commies with their affordable housing and free healthcare and Jeff Bezos bought his 8th yacht, right guys?

Anonymous (ID: mwXP5H38 Why do people still support ca(...) 145 KB PNG 11/14/24(Thu)17:00:15 No.488430909 >Be in medieval Europe >Peasants can work and leave whenever they feel like it >That hurts profits >Commodify and enclose the commons and violently suppress opposition >Colonize half the planet and kill tens of millions >Discover black rock, black liquid and flammable gas all around the world >It's an energy ocean as big as all the plants >Accumulate more capital than ever >Great Acceleration starts >You rely on infinite growth >You need tacit government insurance and government programs to ensure that society won't collapse or decline to poverty and violence >Benefit only the ruling class and violently suppress opposition >Cause other good economic systems to fail >Corrupt democracies >People start to realize this >You double every 23 years, exponentially >Each new generation has a worse living standard than the previous one >Collapse into crisis every decade >Cause resource wars and millions of deaths because peace and prosperity hurt profit >Cause ecosystems that sustained people for generations to collapse within decades >Brainwash people so they think the only way to be fulfilled in life is worshipping you no matter what >You've killed the planet and billions of people >Be capitalism At least we're not the filthy commies with their affordable housing and free healthcare and Jeff Bezos bought his 8th yacht, right guys?

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Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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Anon buys a casio watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

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: Anonymous 129 KB JPG >be me 11/14/24(Thu)15:42:58 No.79444898 >be younger me >bag the chronically online trans e-girl >firstloves.jpg >just the two of us vs. the world >she gets me better than i get myself and vice versa >break up cause we're young and stupid and do dumb toxic s--- to each other >be older me >develop brad-tier personality and looks >5 years of semi-successfully dating biogirls >they make me feel dead inside >constant whining and complaining with no actual strategy or intent to fix their "problems"" >recoil at any attempt for logic >constantly dealing with "open relationships," slut behavior, and general female narcissism >expect me to pay for their entire lifestyle >in this f------ economy?? >bitchgetadamnjob.wav >reconnect with old gf >shes 7 years hrt, got laser hair removal, has plans for ffs and srs, and overall just has extremely physically feminine genetics >meetup with her again >holyfuck she looks indistinguishable from a biogirl >we're even more compatible than in the past >actually craves the housewife life and is even open to working part-time to help with finances in order to make that work >ooobabyatriple.mov >she has a gf >godfuckingdammit

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG >be me 11/14/24(Thu)15:42:58 No.79444898 >be younger me >bag the chronically online trans e-girl >firstloves.jpg >just the two of us vs. the world >she gets me better than i get myself and vice versa >break up cause we're young and stupid and do dumb toxic s--- to each other >be older me >develop brad-tier personality and looks >5 years of semi-successfully dating biogirls >they make me feel dead inside >constant whining and complaining with no actual strategy or intent to fix their "problems"" >recoil at any attempt for logic >constantly dealing with "open relationships," slut behavior, and general female narcissism >expect me to pay for their entire lifestyle >in this f------ economy?? >bitchgetadamnjob.wav >reconnect with old gf >shes 7 years hrt, got laser hair removal, has plans for ffs and srs, and overall just has extremely physically feminine genetics >meetup with her again >holyfuck she looks indistinguishable from a biogirl >we're even more compatible than in the past >actually craves the housewife life and is even open to working part-time to help with finances in order to make that work >ooobabyatriple.mov >she has a gf >godfuckingdammit

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← /pol/488304700/ 1/3 .R+BzL3Sx (OP) US 4h (11/13/24 08:08) 488304700 295 Re 56 Img JPG 84KB (1125 × 1020) MenBTFO.jpg . 105 Replies Amber Roberts @AstronomerAmber Q *I take out both of my laptops at airport security* Random guy: *scoffs* "What do you need 2 laptops for?" Me: "Well one is for my astrophysics work and one is for my artificial intelligence work." #priceless #WomenInSTEM #womenintech #ai #GirlBoss You just couldn't let a woman lead, could you? That's the only reason Kamala lost... MISOGYNY! 1/1 UAESOXwi US 4h (11/13/24 08:09) · 488304760 7 Replies >>488304700 (OP) Good morning I hate women 1/3 kPlfHnn6 · FR 4h (11/13/24 08:14) 488305036 GIF 69KB (220 × 220) pepe.gif 15 Replies >>488304700 (OP) >men >do thing >women >do thing, AND I M A WOMAN ! IMPRESSIVE HUH?! BECAUSE USUALLY WOMEN ARE RETARDED BUT IM DOING IT SO IM NOT RETARDED! DID NOT EXCPECT THAT YOU TESTICLES HAVER ?! ALL MEN ARE THE SAME YOU F----- SEXIST ASSHOLES

← /pol/488304700/ 1/3 .R+BzL3Sx (OP) US 4h (11/13/24 08:08) 488304700 295 Re 56 Img JPG 84KB (1125 × 1020) MenBTFO.jpg . 105 Replies Amber Roberts @AstronomerAmber Q *I take out both of my laptops at airport security* Random guy: *scoffs* "What do you need 2 laptops for?" Me: "Well one is for my astrophysics work and one is for my artificial intelligence work." #priceless #WomenInSTEM #womenintech #ai #GirlBoss You just couldn't let a woman lead, could you? That's the only reason Kamala lost... MISOGYNY! 1/1 UAESOXwi US 4h (11/13/24 08:09) · 488304760 7 Replies >>488304700 (OP) Good morning I hate women 1/3 kPlfHnn6 · FR 4h (11/13/24 08:14) 488305036 GIF 69KB (220 × 220) pepe.gif 15 Replies >>488304700 (OP) >men >do thing >women >do thing, AND I M A WOMAN ! IMPRESSIVE HUH?! BECAUSE USUALLY WOMEN ARE RETARDED BUT IM DOING IT SO IM NOT RETARDED! DID NOT EXCPECT THAT YOU TESTICLES HAVER ?! ALL MEN ARE THE SAME YOU F----- SEXIST ASSHOLES

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11/12/24(Tue)18:52:37 No.488247192 >Georgia mother Brittany Patterson was arrested and hauled off to jail in front of her children for letting her 11-year-old son walk less than a mile into town, where just 370 HIKE people live. She was charged with reckless conduct, and faces one year in jail. 61 KB JPG 11/12/24(Tue)18:54:00 No.488247314 11 is too young to be left alone with adult supervision. save your 'muh latchkey kid' boomer nostalgia. it wasn't smart then and it isn't smart now. 881 KB GIF 11/12/24(Tue)18:59:37 No.488247807 >>488247192 (OP) # >old enough to transition > Not old enough to walk The liberal mind is a marvel

11/12/24(Tue)18:52:37 No.488247192 >Georgia mother Brittany Patterson was arrested and hauled off to jail in front of her children for letting her 11-year-old son walk less than a mile into town, where just 370 HIKE people live. She was charged with reckless conduct, and faces one year in jail. 61 KB JPG 11/12/24(Tue)18:54:00 No.488247314 11 is too young to be left alone with adult supervision. save your 'muh latchkey kid' boomer nostalgia. it wasn't smart then and it isn't smart now. 881 KB GIF 11/12/24(Tue)18:59:37 No.488247807 >>488247192 (OP) # >old enough to transition > Not old enough to walk The liberal mind is a marvel

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: Anonymous AM TIRED OF EARTH THIS PEAPLE AM TEE Chirbat 328 KB PNG 04/06/24(Sat) 04:07:03 No.197981315 > on second date with a girl > she suggests movie theater date > we watch the godzilla movie > she tells me to wrap my arm around he shoulder to feel safe > she tells me my hand feels cold and puts it beneath her legs This is the farthest I have gotten with a girl and it makes me sad that I felt nothing. Not excited, not happy, not even nervous. I guess ibfelt apprehension knowing that she has her own agency and will outside of my own, and I don't want to be around anyone but myself. It sucks being attracted to the female body but not wanting to be close to anyone

: Anonymous AM TIRED OF EARTH THIS PEAPLE AM TEE Chirbat 328 KB PNG 04/06/24(Sat) 04:07:03 No.197981315 > on second date with a girl > she suggests movie theater date > we watch the godzilla movie > she tells me to wrap my arm around he shoulder to feel safe > she tells me my hand feels cold and puts it beneath her legs This is the farthest I have gotten with a girl and it makes me sad that I felt nothing. Not excited, not happy, not even nervous. I guess ibfelt apprehension knowing that she has her own agency and will outside of my own, and I don't want to be around anyone but myself. It sucks being attracted to the female body but not wanting to be close to anyone

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Why can't people be normal? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 126 KB PNG >w--.jpg 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >go to twitter >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

Anonymous 126 KB PNG >w--.jpg 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >go to twitter >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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Anon versus HR | /r/Greentext

11/13/24(Wed)18:00:32 No.488377802 Anonymous (ID: hjINGYVO >>488378144 >>488378725 >>488379244 File: 1423630307488.png (200 KB, 320x395) >HR hires yet another 60 year-old woman for a physical job >it doesn't work out >"Anon, your department turnover is too high. We need you to write up an action plan for better employee retention." >"Also, we think you're mean and that's why your retention is so poor. We'll make sure to let anyone in a position to determine your job trajectory knows our entirely unfounded opinion about your abilities and personality." >"Why are you so angry all the time?"

11/13/24(Wed)18:00:32 No.488377802 Anonymous (ID: hjINGYVO >>488378144 >>488378725 >>488379244 File: 1423630307488.png (200 KB, 320x395) >HR hires yet another 60 year-old woman for a physical job >it doesn't work out >"Anon, your department turnover is too high. We need you to write up an action plan for better employee retention." >"Also, we think you're mean and that's why your retention is so poor. We'll make sure to let anyone in a position to determine your job trajectory knows our entirely unfounded opinion about your abilities and personality." >"Why are you so angry all the time?"

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View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1651138315944.jpg, 247KiB, 845x1026 /v/ Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:11:56 No.692042105 View Report >Dreamt that one day, there was spooky rainfall and the classic 80% of people died, while I had something different happen to me >The other people who were outside, so maybe 5%, turned into demons >Felt myself melting as the adrenaline rushed through my remaining veins >"I will simply become a cute girl" >Turned into fairly flat naked girl who could levitate >Constantly had Buddy Holly by Weezer playing in my skull, which drove me mad eventually >Went around as a gigaslut and r---- everything with a pulse just so I could dominate it and then eat their soul >Got a little experimental at times and snacked on the corpses >Kinda liked the sounds, tastes and feelings of tearing flesh, crunching on bones and draining marrow & blood >Eventually got the upper half of my head cut off >In the center of my now-half-brain, there is a little demon mouth, from which the music comes >Obviously not enough to kill me >Buddy Holly is now louder >Still breathing >Still r----- Watching MahoAko sparked the part of my brain that made me a little hungry. I wonder what it all meant. Videogames. Is there any videogame about this?

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1651138315944.jpg, 247KiB, 845x1026 /v/ Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:11:56 No.692042105 View Report >Dreamt that one day, there was spooky rainfall and the classic 80% of people died, while I had something different happen to me >The other people who were outside, so maybe 5%, turned into demons >Felt myself melting as the adrenaline rushed through my remaining veins >"I will simply become a cute girl" >Turned into fairly flat naked girl who could levitate >Constantly had Buddy Holly by Weezer playing in my skull, which drove me mad eventually >Went around as a gigaslut and r---- everything with a pulse just so I could dominate it and then eat their soul >Got a little experimental at times and snacked on the corpses >Kinda liked the sounds, tastes and feelings of tearing flesh, crunching on bones and draining marrow & blood >Eventually got the upper half of my head cut off >In the center of my now-half-brain, there is a little demon mouth, from which the music comes >Obviously not enough to kill me >Buddy Holly is now louder >Still breathing >Still r----- Watching MahoAko sparked the part of my brain that made me a little hungry. I wonder what it all meant. Videogames. Is there any videogame about this?

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