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Anonymous 126 KB PNG >w--.jpg 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >go to twitter >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

Anonymous Genki @Genki_JPN 12/13/24(Fri)22:05:33 No.697219227 Intergalactic protagonist Jordan A. Mun is played by Tati Gabrielle #Intergalactic CHO THO Last edited 5:48 am 13 Dec 2024 231.6K Views 545 Reposts 156 Quotes 8,162 Likes 446 Bookmarks 27 1730855915681130.png 300 KB PNG ☐ 446 >Real-life model looks cute >In-game model looks like an ugly freak Why are they intentionally making them look worse?

: Anonymous 2006 12/13/24(Fri)07:55:06 No.697189329 GRANT SEQUEL OFFICIAL TRAILER hq720 (1).jpg 67 KB JPG >Okami Sequel >Gears of War E-Day bringing back series' roots >Rumors of remasters of both Oblivion and Twilight Princess The world yearns for 2006

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11/13/24(Wed)18:00:32 No.488377802 Anonymous (ID: hjINGYVO >>488378144 >>488378725 >>488379244 File: 1423630307488.png (200 KB, 320x395) >HR hires yet another 60 year-old woman for a physical job >it doesn't work out >"Anon, your department turnover is too high. We need you to write up an action plan for better employee retention." >"Also, we think you're mean and that's why your retention is so poor. We'll make sure to let anyone in a position to determine your job trajectory knows our entirely unfounded opinion about your abilities and personality." >"Why are you so angry all the time?"

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Anon dreams | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1651138315944.jpg, 247KiB, 845x1026 /v/ Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2024 15:11:56 No.692042105 View Report >Dreamt that one day, there was spooky rainfall and the classic 80% of people died, while I had something different happen to me >The other people who were outside, so maybe 5%, turned into demons >Felt myself melting as the adrenaline rushed through my remaining veins >"I will simply become a cute girl" >Turned into fairly flat naked girl who could levitate >Constantly had Buddy Holly by Weezer playing in my skull, which drove me mad eventually >Went around as a gigaslut and r---- everything with a pulse just so I could dominate it and then eat their soul >Got a little experimental at times and snacked on the corpses >Kinda liked the sounds, tastes and feelings of tearing flesh, crunching on bones and draining marrow & blood >Eventually got the upper half of my head cut off >In the center of my now-half-brain, there is a little demon mouth, from which the music comes >Obviously not enough to kill me >Buddy Holly is now louder >Still breathing >Still r----- Watching MahoAko sparked the part of my brain that made me a little hungry. I wonder what it all meant. Videogames. Is there any videogame about this?

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File: Shotgun.jpg (89 KB, 1035x432) Post Firearm Accident Greentexts Ar >be me >playing with shotgun on cam with friends >load shell and boint >trigger is a ball hair from breaking >ohshit.jpg >rack the shell out and stop playing with the gun >the shell f------ shatters my $300 moniter Dont play with guns guys.

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Anon expresses an unpopular opinion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)18:34:04 No.205698889 >>205699594 >>205700356 A classic beauty. Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)20:55:26 No.205706056 the face she's making is the face i make when someone calls an ugly bitch like her beautiful Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)19:01:57 No.205700100 >>205699594 she looks like the rock with downs

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☐ Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)21:42:05 No.205708269 >I'm green! lol nice try Shenequa you're not fooling anyone

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: Anonymous Is moving out possible at all (...) 115 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)13:23:34 No.31645889 >Just turned 18 some months ago >Graduated highschool with a 2.1 GPA, was severely anxious and depressed until recently and pretty much just coasted >Made some good money doing side gigs but its slowed down to hardly anything >Living alone this summer paying bills with said money, down to my last thousand bucks >Been applying to jobs for the better half of a year, a few interviews out of hundreds of applications and have not been hired at all >Seriously considering if college is a good decision if i cant even afford a semester >Pressure from family to pursue a 4-year degree but no college fund (LOL) > Adults I know making "very good money" can hardly afford to live on their own themselves, either with a roomate or still with parents >Adults that can afford to live by themselves work dangerous, soul crushing jobs What do I even do from here, am I doomed to neet forever? The prospect of perusing a career I want if any is becoming more and more out of reach. All I want is to live with my partner and work a decent job (if any) that can pay the bills.

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Ukraine is Nazi No, Ukraine is Commie Anonymous (ID: +dEeJNER 11 >>488258353 >>488258443 >>48825870 >>488260220 >>488261204 >>488263352 >>488 >Goes on Twitter >"Ukraine is a far-right neo-nazi state" >Goes on 4Chan >"Ukraine is a far-left marxist state" Pick one, you can't have both.

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File: h-------- just kill me.png (60 KB, 860x666) What was your biggest social f--- up moment in your life? Anonymous 11/13/24(Wed)16:31:38 No.79439397 [Reply] >>79439701 >>79439730 >>79439845 I have a BRUTAL one that makes me audibly shout slurs as a reflex from pure cringe whenever I think of it. >be 14 year old me >move for the 4th time in my live to a new school because my dad keeps getting promotions >start the class year midway through it already >as I am introducing myself in front of the class I scan the classroom >everyone has their small friend groups & cliques already >try to make an easy friend as quickly as I can >see fat short boy with bowlcut sit alone all the way in the back of the class >he is wearing a rammstein T shirt with a jacket made out of the same blue material they use for jeans >has a dumb pipsqueak voice >target acquired >approach him and we quickly become friends within hours >on the same exact day I meet him the PE teachers announce that every class will be forced to do an activity organized by the school >vividly remember him recommending the treasurehunt in the woods near the school as it is the easiest to do of them all but its done in duos for safety >agree to become his partner >after 2 or so days the day finally arrives >wake up early and put my sport clothes on >bike to school >meet up with him at the entrance of the forrest >walking doing the treasure hunt >having a good time >suddenly need to take a piss >mention it to him >remember how he EXACTLY stammered "I..uh..ok" >I casually turn 90 degrees to the left towards a tree and whip it out to piss thinking its no big deal at all expecting him to just look away for a second or two >as I am taking a leak I can feel his vision lazer focusing on my penis >awkardly laugh and try to ease the awkwardness by saying jokingly saying >"What? You never seen one before??" >mfw it turns out "HE" was just a fat girl the entire time FบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบUCKKKKKKKKKKKK thank god I moved away at the end of the year but in my defense she did have a gender neutral name

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Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun

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Anonymous (ID: ftmMx6zy American Parents 11/02/24(Sat) 08:42:31 No.486673236 IMG_0223.jpg 55 KB JPG >No don't socialize with other kids or develop any life skills or enjoy life or freedom in any way you need to focus on school work so you can get a good job >Why are you so demotivated, depressed, alone, and still living with us at 30 we had three kids by your age Why are American parents like this? I wasn't even allowed to go outside in the backyard because my mom was scared of child molesters.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous r/AskReddit u/Ni99erfa990t69. Jetzt *A Übersetzen 11/13/24(Wed)16:27:58 No.79439351 What is your standard MC Donald's order? ♡ יס Teilen AutoModerator MOD . Jetzt Hi, your post has been removed as it's related to the ongoing US elections. There's currently a thread for that topic here, please feel free to post your question and/or thoughts in that thread instead. Thanks! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Antworten 411 KB PNG Voten >Go on Reddshit >Go on r/AskReddshit >Ask them what they order at McDonalds >Get Banned for politics MdDonald's is political how? Anonymous >>79439351 (OP) 11/13/24(Wed)16:28:44 No.79439359 poorly programmed filter that only looks for the word donald

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Anonymous (ID: Sg3cwaPC) [+] 06/05/23(Mon)17:13:57 No.429553057 ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS RED DEAD REDEMPTION A Red-Dead-Redemption-2-Ecran-Partage-Featured.jpg 101 KB JPG >you WILL fight bigotry and intolerance in this game, chud >you WILL attend the women's rights rally. >you WILL not attack the native Americans >you WILL kill the Confederate southerners who are depicted as retards >you WILL remark that it's a good thing black slavery is over and then proceed to kill white slave owners 74 Replies 15 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 126 KB PNG >w--.jpg 03/08/21(Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >go to twitter >be me >I wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of the worlds issues." >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

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