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: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)09:59:40 No.857415324 history time >be fwansh >joie de vivre in 1838 >tootling down the street in Paris, looking for a baguette or a harlot >realize your boots are scuffed >notice a feces-covered urchin with a shoe-shining stand on a corner 2 Replies >ohlala.daguerrotype >toss the little bastard a franc, stick your boot on his bench, and tell him to go to town >become the first human being ever to be recorded in a photograph >pic related View Thread Anonymous >>857415324 (OP) # that picture looks like s--- 06/22/21(Tue)10:01:17 No.857415390
: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)09:59:40 No.857415324 history time >be fwansh >joie de vivre in 1838 >tootling down the street in Paris, looking for a baguette or a harlot >realize your boots are scuffed >notice a feces-covered urchin with a shoe-shining stand on a corner 2 Replies >ohlala.daguerrotype >toss the little bastard a franc, stick your boot on his bench, and tell him to go to town >become the first human being ever to be recorded in a photograph >pic related View Thread Anonymous >>857415324 (OP) # that picture looks like s--- 06/22/21(Tue)10:01:17 No.857415390

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O Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri)12:13:07 No.73856270 65711AAF-7B34-4AF8-872D-7(...).jpg (74 KB, 1280x720) File: >me and friends walking around neighborhood one day >there's this spot by the train tracks we hung at >we hear this other worldly singing as we get closer to it >there's this creepy looking doll singing on the table we made >I shove it in my bag for no reason >later that night we light it on fire >friend kicks it straight at my head >dodge it That would've sucked if it hit me.
O Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri)12:13:07 No.73856270 65711AAF-7B34-4AF8-872D-7(...).jpg (74 KB, 1280x720) File: >me and friends walking around neighborhood one day >there's this spot by the train tracks we hung at >we hear this other worldly singing as we get closer to it >there's this creepy looking doll singing on the table we made >I shove it in my bag for no reason >later that night we light it on fire >friend kicks it straight at my head >dodge it That would've sucked if it hit me.

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Anon is not liked | /r/Greentext

3 What do I do wrong? >be me, 20 >move to a big city for univercity >to save a bit of money I got here in January instead of september, following the first lessons online >get to a sort of uni dorm, but in reality it's just apartament of 3 people >always had trobule making friends, so I decide to greet every single person in the building >I wanted to be the friendlist possible by inviting my new neighbours to eat together and other staff >of course some people just couldn't be bothered but a few seemed friendly and like-minded >over the course of these months I just got progressively ignored or ghosted >at univercity people are even more fake and distnat, probably because my course is full of spoiled kids (medicine) >I used instagram pages to meet students and do stuff (in Italy they are called spotted pages) >even there, people talk just a bit at first and then ignore me, some before even meeting in person despite it being the point >almost everyone I met in this city acts like their mere precense is a gift to me >It got to the point of being humilating, costantly being the one to ask for company and being ignored anyway >I'm just spending my days alone in view of the exams I have to do this month and then I'll go back to my town From the bottom of my heart i don't know what I'm doing wrong. I even started being paranoid about my apparence, from just one shower a day to 2 (one with hair and one without) and buying new clothes and shoes. I do not want to alarm my family in any way about my situation, so I have no one to talk about this; i already scheduled an appointment to a psychologist. What do you suggest I should do when I come back here in september?
3 What do I do wrong? >be me, 20 >move to a big city for univercity >to save a bit of money I got here in January instead of september, following the first lessons online >get to a sort of uni dorm, but in reality it's just apartament of 3 people >always had trobule making friends, so I decide to greet every single person in the building >I wanted to be the friendlist possible by inviting my new neighbours to eat together and other staff >of course some people just couldn't be bothered but a few seemed friendly and like-minded >over the course of these months I just got progressively ignored or ghosted >at univercity people are even more fake and distnat, probably because my course is full of spoiled kids (medicine) >I used instagram pages to meet students and do stuff (in Italy they are called spotted pages) >even there, people talk just a bit at first and then ignore me, some before even meeting in person despite it being the point >almost everyone I met in this city acts like their mere precense is a gift to me >It got to the point of being humilating, costantly being the one to ask for company and being ignored anyway >I'm just spending my days alone in view of the exams I have to do this month and then I'll go back to my town From the bottom of my heart i don't know what I'm doing wrong. I even started being paranoid about my apparence, from just one shower a day to 2 (one with hair and one without) and buying new clothes and shoes. I do not want to alarm my family in any way about my situation, so I have no one to talk about this; i already scheduled an appointment to a psychologist. What do you suggest I should do when I come back here in september?

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Anon leaves the house | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 200 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)20:39:25 No.901811533 >be me >be last week or tuesday or 2017 or whatever >be walking down the street >suddenly can't remember if I put my shoes on before leaving the house this morning >stop dead >coldsweat.zip >panic attack starting >hollow feeling of dread in pit of stomach >brace myself >look down >I have my shoes on >everything worked out fine in the end
: Anonymous 200 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)20:39:25 No.901811533 >be me >be last week or tuesday or 2017 or whatever >be walking down the street >suddenly can't remember if I put my shoes on before leaving the house this morning >stop dead >coldsweat.zip >panic attack starting >hollow feeling of dread in pit of stomach >brace myself >look down >I have my shoes on >everything worked out fine in the end

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Anon needs a new friend. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymons 06/22/23(Thu)19:20:48 No.73765839 When the game takes a while to load, and you think about your life for a few seconds 1671906509377732.jpg 105 KB JPG >middle school >I meet up with my friend at his class during a break. >girl asks him for help with something simple >l begin to say "oh, all you need to do..." >Girl cuts me off with "SHUT UP, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >My friend says "YEAH, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >I stand there trying to think of what I did wrong I could have chalked it up to just some girl being a bitch, but my friend agreed with her, so I obviously did something wrong. Couldn't figure out what. I just stayed away from girls after that >>73766524 #
: Anonymons 06/22/23(Thu)19:20:48 No.73765839 When the game takes a while to load, and you think about your life for a few seconds 1671906509377732.jpg 105 KB JPG >middle school >I meet up with my friend at his class during a break. >girl asks him for help with something simple >l begin to say "oh, all you need to do..." >Girl cuts me off with "SHUT UP, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >My friend says "YEAH, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >I stand there trying to think of what I did wrong I could have chalked it up to just some girl being a bitch, but my friend agreed with her, so I obviously did something wrong. Couldn't figure out what. I just stayed away from girls after that >>73766524 #

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Anon stays indoors and drinks coffee | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 322 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)11:06:39 No.73855566 >sit indoors all day and drink coffee >anxiety increase to this behavior) >heartrate pumping hard >>73855788 # >dont resolve my problems because they are too stressing to deal with and just avoid them leading to more anxiety >actually on the way to solving one due to panic (might have severe add leading : Anonymous >>73855566 (OP) # >drinking coffee already when you feel impending doom You are dumb as s---. 06/30/23(Fri)11:08:14 No.73855580
Anonymous 322 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)11:06:39 No.73855566 >sit indoors all day and drink coffee >anxiety increase to this behavior) >heartrate pumping hard >>73855788 # >dont resolve my problems because they are too stressing to deal with and just avoid them leading to more anxiety >actually on the way to solving one due to panic (might have severe add leading : Anonymous >>73855566 (OP) # >drinking coffee already when you feel impending doom You are dumb as s---. 06/30/23(Fri)11:08:14 No.73855580

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Anon Is Lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 0 GOO 368 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)12:17:17 No.73855061 >quit p--- >don't coom for a while >lying in bed >finally decide to give in and fap >look up Mrs. Incredible rule34 >coom hard >wake up >realize I came in my underwear >look at phone >no rule34 in sight >mfw actually just had a wet dream >mfw it wasn't even about real sex It's over before it even began. My body does not even know the touch of a woman exists.
: Anonymous 0 GOO 368 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)12:17:17 No.73855061 >quit p--- >don't coom for a while >lying in bed >finally decide to give in and fap >look up Mrs. Incredible rule34 >coom hard >wake up >realize I came in my underwear >look at phone >no rule34 in sight >mfw actually just had a wet dream >mfw it wasn't even about real sex It's over before it even began. My body does not even know the touch of a woman exists.

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Anon is Exposed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 206 KB PNG 06/10/23(Sat)04:47:09 No.40009573 Times when you accidentally revealed your power level? Did anyone notice? >meeting with entire company >typing on screen >have to type "ML" >my fingers automatically type "MLP" >someone laughs
: Anonymous 206 KB PNG 06/10/23(Sat)04:47:09 No.40009573 Times when you accidentally revealed your power level? Did anyone notice? >meeting with entire company >typing on screen >have to type "ML" >my fingers automatically type "MLP" >someone laughs

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Anon not to eat my own coc and ball | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/24/22(Mon)09:31:09 No.172717319 >not to mention >mentions it 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 367 KB PNG 10/24/22(Mon)09:34:33 No.172717375 >needless to say >says it
Anonymous 10/24/22(Mon)09:31:09 No.172717319 >not to mention >mentions it 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 367 KB PNG 10/24/22(Mon)09:34:33 No.172717375 >needless to say >says it

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Anon plays the didgeridoo. | /r/Greentext

DIDGERIDOO 296KiB, 1024x1024, istockphoto-892779584- 1024x1024.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >breathe out >doesn't work Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:37:44 No.836952783 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>836952925 >>836953034 >>836953130 >>836954331 >>836955365 >be 12 years ago >be me, 15 >home alone >yes, masturbating, butt naked in front of the computer >casually browsing the web while stroking d--- >not even p--- sites, just regular stuff that interests me >almost forget that I am, in fact jerking off >come across something called 'circular breathing' >technique that allows a person to breathe in and out simultaneously, allowing them to play instruments like flutes without ever stopping >photo of a man playing didgeridoo comes up >decide to try it myself >thiscan'tbesohard.jpg >breathe in >breathe out >breathe in >try even harder >end up with my tongue half sticking out, gargling, heaving like crazy >s--- still doesn't work, this is frustrating >"anon, what...?" >almost suffer heart attack >mom is home >standing in my open bedroom door >witnessing me slowly stroking my half-hard leaking d--- to a photo of a bearded aboriginal man blowing into a didgeridoo >eyes half closed, tongue sticking out, gargling like a retard >she never forgets >literally never forgets >a year later I buy my first guitar >mom says "weird, I thought you'd want to play the didgeridoo love you anyways, mom
DIDGERIDOO 296KiB, 1024x1024, istockphoto-892779584- 1024x1024.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >breathe out >doesn't work Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:37:44 No.836952783 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>836952925 >>836953034 >>836953130 >>836954331 >>836955365 >be 12 years ago >be me, 15 >home alone >yes, masturbating, butt naked in front of the computer >casually browsing the web while stroking d--- >not even p--- sites, just regular stuff that interests me >almost forget that I am, in fact jerking off >come across something called 'circular breathing' >technique that allows a person to breathe in and out simultaneously, allowing them to play instruments like flutes without ever stopping >photo of a man playing didgeridoo comes up >decide to try it myself >thiscan'tbesohard.jpg >breathe in >breathe out >breathe in >try even harder >end up with my tongue half sticking out, gargling, heaving like crazy >s--- still doesn't work, this is frustrating >"anon, what...?" >almost suffer heart attack >mom is home >standing in my open bedroom door >witnessing me slowly stroking my half-hard leaking d--- to a photo of a bearded aboriginal man blowing into a didgeridoo >eyes half closed, tongue sticking out, gargling like a retard >she never forgets >literally never forgets >a year later I buy my first guitar >mom says "weird, I thought you'd want to play the didgeridoo love you anyways, mom

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Huh? Duality of men? | /r/Greentext

Blau ← 451 ↓ r/greentext ... 11:03 12 ... 3. 59min Nontrue: Anon touches moist cat. Gae: Anon cries, not manly. ↑ Teilen Antworten 3 ↓ TendieBot2000. 1h Fake: Anon touches moist cat. Gay: Anon cries, not manly. 10 Personen anwesend 1h Antworten Kommentar hinzufügen 2h 14 % 0 + -6
Blau ← 451 ↓ r/greentext ... 11:03 12 ... 3. 59min Nontrue: Anon touches moist cat. Gae: Anon cries, not manly. ↑ Teilen Antworten 3 ↓ TendieBot2000. 1h Fake: Anon touches moist cat. Gay: Anon cries, not manly. 10 Personen anwesend 1h Antworten Kommentar hinzufügen 2h 14 % 0 + -6

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Anon becomes Death | /r/Greentext

>> File: oppenheimer-quote_poster.jpg (22 KB, 720x480) Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)10:43:45 No.58776812 [Reply]► >>58777188 >>58777257 >>58777270 >create the nuclear bomb >w-- i am become death This was their smartest guy? + 8 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:11:02 No.58777060 >>58776840 he's a bloody bitch sir and now we cannot invade Pakistan Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:23:15 No.58777188 ► >>58776812 (OP) >"Hey Ike, so I noticed the nuke storage is empty. Ha-ha, very funny, where did y-" >"You did WHAT with the K-----controller/JapZapper 9000?" >"M-----------, I CREATED THAT THING AS A JOKE!!! LIKE 'ayy look at me, I am become death and s---, I could vaporize an orphanage hahaha', WHY DID YOU USE IT????" >"I gave them funny names and everything...what the actual f--- Ike..." Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:29:04 No.58777241 ► >ze bomba... go BOOM BOOM?? >> Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:30:39 No.58777257 ► >>58776812 (OP) He was upset he was dumb enough to trust it to the generals and politicians of the time. A certain somebody getting a big old killboner and bombing Japan a second time out of sheer bloodlust and punitive revenge proved him right in his worries. We haven't dropped a single bomb in war since, it was totally unnecessary to drop TWO the first time against a nation that was already beaten. Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:31:49 No.58777270 ► >>58776812 (OP) >smartest guy That was probably Feynman, but there were a lot of smart guys on that project.
>> File: oppenheimer-quote_poster.jpg (22 KB, 720x480) Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)10:43:45 No.58776812 [Reply]► >>58777188 >>58777257 >>58777270 >create the nuclear bomb >w-- i am become death This was their smartest guy? + 8 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:11:02 No.58777060 >>58776840 he's a bloody bitch sir and now we cannot invade Pakistan Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:23:15 No.58777188 ► >>58776812 (OP) >"Hey Ike, so I noticed the nuke storage is empty. Ha-ha, very funny, where did y-" >"You did WHAT with the K-----controller/JapZapper 9000?" >"M-----------, I CREATED THAT THING AS A JOKE!!! LIKE 'ayy look at me, I am become death and s---, I could vaporize an orphanage hahaha', WHY DID YOU USE IT????" >"I gave them funny names and everything...what the actual f--- Ike..." Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:29:04 No.58777241 ► >ze bomba... go BOOM BOOM?? >> Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:30:39 No.58777257 ► >>58776812 (OP) He was upset he was dumb enough to trust it to the generals and politicians of the time. A certain somebody getting a big old killboner and bombing Japan a second time out of sheer bloodlust and punitive revenge proved him right in his worries. We haven't dropped a single bomb in war since, it was totally unnecessary to drop TWO the first time against a nation that was already beaten. Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri)11:31:49 No.58777270 ► >>58776812 (OP) >smartest guy That was probably Feynman, but there were a lot of smart guys on that project.

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I... I wanna see his suits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I started wearing suits uniron(...) 07/30/22(Sat)17:36:00 No.69617672 and I dont regret it.jpg 108 KB JPG ENSPART I got so obsessed over suits that I started buying one each month and I only see my collection growing. I wear suits to work, to hang out with friends and even in nightclubs and I absolutely look fine in them. I cant see myself going back to regular clothing. Yes, im autistic but wearing suits became such an ingrained part of my personality that it makes me grow more attached to them. Im the f------ suit guy. Just needed to vent, if you want I can show you my suits later
Anonymous I started wearing suits uniron(...) 07/30/22(Sat)17:36:00 No.69617672 and I dont regret it.jpg 108 KB JPG ENSPART I got so obsessed over suits that I started buying one each month and I only see my collection growing. I wear suits to work, to hang out with friends and even in nightclubs and I absolutely look fine in them. I cant see myself going back to regular clothing. Yes, im autistic but wearing suits became such an ingrained part of my personality that it makes me grow more attached to them. Im the f------ suit guy. Just needed to vent, if you want I can show you my suits later

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Anon doesn’t dream of labor | /r/Greentext

Vincent Tigoy 06/30/23(Fri)08:26:23 No.901796292 Gen Z does not dream of labor On TikTok and online, the youngest workers are rejecting work as we know it. How will that play out IRL? By Terry Nguyen | Updated Apr 22, 2022, 9:00am EDT Illustration by Bea Hayward for Vox 831_93906_.jpg 270 KB JPG Stop doing that NOW! >"Heh, the world owes you nothing, incel" "Oh, by the way, you will never be able to afford a house because F--- YOU that's why!" Alright, fine. >refuses to work >refuses to socialize >refuses to pay taxes >refuses to marry a slut >refuses to join the military 85 Replies / 6 Images >"NOOOO you damn loser zoomer freak! Get back into the cage immediately you ungrateful lazy f---!" >"You OWE this to the world you incel!" Why are they like this? View Thread
Vincent Tigoy 06/30/23(Fri)08:26:23 No.901796292 Gen Z does not dream of labor On TikTok and online, the youngest workers are rejecting work as we know it. How will that play out IRL? By Terry Nguyen | Updated Apr 22, 2022, 9:00am EDT Illustration by Bea Hayward for Vox 831_93906_.jpg 270 KB JPG Stop doing that NOW! >"Heh, the world owes you nothing, incel" "Oh, by the way, you will never be able to afford a house because F--- YOU that's why!" Alright, fine. >refuses to work >refuses to socialize >refuses to pay taxes >refuses to marry a slut >refuses to join the military 85 Replies / 6 Images >"NOOOO you damn loser zoomer freak! Get back into the cage immediately you ungrateful lazy f---!" >"You OWE this to the world you incel!" Why are they like this? View Thread

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A humorous joke is told to the class by Anon...... | /r/Greentext

I pulled an awful prank today, and dont think anyone knows it was me. > In class, community college sucks 21 KB JPG > Sitting next to black kid, Jamarcus > Have to s--- > Go to bathroom > Push out a big long turd > Turd looks like a b--------- > I get a funny idea > Grab turd and stuff it in bag > Back in class, sitting at desk > Throw turd at front of classroom for all students and teacher to see > Yell "Jamarcus, I think your d--- fell off!" > Nobody laughs > People start screaming in disgust and confusion, yelling "w--" > No one got the joke. Those who did did not appreciate it > I quickly exit while everyone is freaking out ove my poop
I pulled an awful prank today, and dont think anyone knows it was me. > In class, community college sucks 21 KB JPG > Sitting next to black kid, Jamarcus > Have to s--- > Go to bathroom > Push out a big long turd > Turd looks like a b--------- > I get a funny idea > Grab turd and stuff it in bag > Back in class, sitting at desk > Throw turd at front of classroom for all students and teacher to see > Yell "Jamarcus, I think your d--- fell off!" > Nobody laughs > People start screaming in disgust and confusion, yelling "w--" > No one got the joke. Those who did did not appreciate it > I quickly exit while everyone is freaking out ove my poop

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Anon cleans the street from criminals | /r/Greentext

133 KB PNG >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now
133 KB PNG >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now

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