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Anonymous (ID: LRefnyb5) The Guardian Manuel Noriega-from US friend to foe As with Sadda Hudh os med Ameri 02/19/25(Wed)18:56:18 No.497979763 Los Angeles Times How Kadafi Went From Foe to Ally BY KEN SVERSTEIN support inthe be overthrown Mark Tran waywardally who ha NATIONAL INTEREST Manuel Noriega and the Fragility of America's Alliances The Washington Post Opinions America's lost ally By George F. Will Augat 17, 2011 FP Exclusive: CIA Files Prove America Helped Saddam as He Gassed Iran The Uk washing some of the wet chemical attacks in hand Anti-Soviet warrior puts his army on the road to peace 1739981510047947.jpg 87 KB JPG >this was considered a dumb tankie meme 2 years ago

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Anonymous C 128 KB JPG 07/31/21(Sat) 10:53:56 No.154336324 >OH NOOO I HAVE A LOYAL SMOKING HOT WIFE WHO WANTS TO F--- ALL THE TIME, TWO CHILDREN, A BIG NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS, AND A JOB THAT AFFORDS ME THESE THINGS AAAAHHH HELP ME why was american television like this in the 90s? : Anonymous That's the joke. 07/31/21(Sat) 10:54:42 No.154336353

Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)03:30:40 No.80720063 >lie to sound interesting >pressed on lie >panic, block them instantly, and unfriend them anyone else? 6 KB JPG

Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently

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R: 9/1:3 Mosquito: >drains blood from their victim >rubs their hands afterwards Coincidence? I think not

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The Incel couldn't get laid with a belle, wasn't doing so well so he almost went to hell and now dwells in living with only one braincell | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG the last second 06/29/22(Wed)20:26:07 No.69225352 >brother is an incel >or was one, can't really be called anything nowadays >he was extremely deep into the subculture >tried hanging himself in December >we managed to save him at basically >but he got major brain damage >ever since recovering, he can't form a meaningful sentence, and every other word he says has the suffix "-cel" attached to it >basically sounds like Boomhauer except reading the incel wiki >for example, we were making some porridge for him to eat recently, since he has trouble swallowing >kept calling us "porridgecels" and "breakfastcels" all other sorts of nonsense insults with "-cel" attached >whenever the news comes on, he starts hurling racial epithets with "-cel" attached (you can guess what they're like) >also attaches "-maxx" to random words, like "I'm hungrymaxxed" or "I need to shitmaxx" >threw a coke can at the Amazon delivery guy today and called him a "wagemaxxed mailcel"

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Anonymous 428 KB JPG 02/19/25(Wed)09:04:06 No.208765793 Which one? Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)09:05:00 No.208765814 >fionna was considered comically ugly in 2001 >now she is the average twitch stream/chaturbate c------- >>208765847 # Anonymous >>208765814 # 02/19/25(Wed)09:06:01 No.208765847 Damn man, crash a few planes into a building, and the whole world disintegrates.

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End of an era | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat)21:55:12 No. 703111824 AAHHHHHH XBROS WE CANT LET THE SONYCHADS WIN Xbox Sales Hit Rock Bottom After Historic 2024 Decline Devonte Lee February 7.2025 CONSOLES 191 KB JPG Anonymous >>703111824 (OP) # 02/15/25(Sat)21:57:06 No.703111958 >announce you aren't doing exclusives ever again >console sales plummet to nothing as a result A brain dead chimp could have predicted this outcome. >>703112132 # >>703126465 # : Anonymous >>703111824 (OP) # 02/15/25(Sat)21:57:20 No.703111974 Microsoft can literally kill Sony with 3 words >COD exclusive now

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Anon is surprisingly considerate. | /r/Greentext

/cat/ !!7fQvoQSnPUa /cut/- Cutters General #460 02/18/25(Tue) 09:14:51 No.80396635 31 KB JPG Thread for discussions about self harm and mutual support Hai :) >How are you doing today? >Any plans for today? >When was the last time you hurt yourself? >Why did you hurt yourself? >Is there anything bothering you right now? 11 Replies / 8 Images View Thread

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It's Over For Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)23:16:47 No.80182237 >take a liking to a chick >realize she has probably already been with 50 million gigachads >give up How can we fix dating? 77 KB PNG Anonymous >>80182237 (OP) # 01/26/25(Sun)23:18:46 No.80182258 I always get discouraged when I see a girl's followers on Insta and it's all Chads with cool lives and fun personalities >>80182978 # Anonymous >>80182237 (OP) # >want something >give up for no reason >"why is this so hard?" >>80182289 # 01/26/25(Sun)23:19:11 No.80182265

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Anon is going to jail | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: vmcyjW3n I might go to jail /pol/ 02/15/25(Sat) 06:28:37 No.497548822 I slapped a bunch of lesbians on the train last night during a Vodka rage. There are cameras on the train. Any advice from old on how to handle the Police >>497548822 (OP) # >how to handle the Police Slap them. You are ready. >>497548822 (OP) # I suggest you flee your host nation. Go back to the middle east. Stay there. >Europoor flag Let's explore your options >If your brown, just say your muslim. They'll let you off the hook. They may even arrest the girls >If your white, just surrender now. Maybe you'll get a lenient sentence.

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poorly disguised fetish | /r/Greentext

>8 years old >at swimming pool with dad and uncle >get out of pool, go and shower >between naked dad and naked uncle >uncle starts peeing >dad says something, uncle can't hear, turns towards dad >uncle starts peeing on me >dad notices, laughs and starts peeing on me too I still fap to the memory of my father and uncle pissing on my naked body.

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Lasting impact | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)10:53:53 No.599372957 28 KB JPG >shows up during the literal last two missions of the game >still somehow more memorable and loved than almost any other video game villain made in the past 10 or so years how did he do it? Anonymous >>599372957 (OP). Nanomachines, son. 05/18/22(Wed)10:56:35 No.599373172

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Competitive Racer | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: $28RPd7S) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/17/25(Mon)14:58:35 No.497783853 Widespread Racism Against Black People In The EU Share of black people who experienced racist harassment in the past 5 years Finland+ Luxembourg Ireland | Germany Italy Denmark Sweden Austria France Portugal United Kingdom Malta 63% 52% 51% 48% 48% 41% 41% 37% 32% 23% 21% 20% n=6,000 people of African descent surveyed in 12 EU countries between 2015 and 2016 StatistaCharts Source: EU Agency For Fundamental Rights 295 KB PNG statista This is the only reason to be proud of being a europoor at this point. Anonymous (ID: Sbrr7+vW)! >self-reported 02/17/25(Mon)15:00:48 No.497784053 In Murrica it would be 6 gorillion percent.

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: Anonymous Seethe 02/17/25(Mon) 14:00:37 No.147264085 GIAXfhyXEAA_NM5.jpg 14 KB JPG >boo US national anthem >9 seconds in and already 3 players got their asses kicked >Lose 3 to 1 Kek die mad Canucks.

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Anonymous (ID: LRefnyb5) The Guardian Manuel Noriega-from US friend to foe As with Sadda Hudh os med Ameri 02/19/25(Wed)18:56:18 No.497979763 Los Angeles Times How Kadafi Went From Foe to Ally BY KEN SVERSTEIN support inthe be overthrown Mark Tran waywardally who ha NATIONAL INTEREST Manuel Noriega and the Fragility of America's Alliances The Washington Post Opinions America's lost ally By George F. Will Augat 17, 2011 FP Exclusive: CIA Files Prove America Helped Saddam as He Gassed Iran The Uk washing some of the wet chemical attacks in hand Anti-Soviet warrior puts his army on the road to peace 1739981510047947.jpg 87 KB JPG >this was considered a dumb tankie meme 2 years ago

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