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Seen 25m (8/26 18:12) 905016190 2 Re 1 Img PNG 6KB (246 × 205) download.png • The worst prison friend Funniest thing that happened to me as a prison guard >Been prison guard for 12 years >One prisoner had been complaining that we treated him badly >Wedidtreathimbadly >He makes a plan to get sympathy point by attempting suicide : >He plans to hang himself >Tells his friend in the cell next to his that when he hangs himself, he will bang on the wall >Friend will then call guards who will save him from his hanging and he will get sympathy points >Day arrives >Suicide attempt commences >Bangs on wall to signal neighbor cell friend >Neighbor friend is watching mission impossible 3 with headphones on >Does not hear banging >Inmate dies >Next day an announcement is made to the rest of the prison >"Inmate hung himself last night" >Oops
Seen 25m (8/26 18:12) 905016190 2 Re 1 Img PNG 6KB (246 × 205) download.png • The worst prison friend Funniest thing that happened to me as a prison guard >Been prison guard for 12 years >One prisoner had been complaining that we treated him badly >Wedidtreathimbadly >He makes a plan to get sympathy point by attempting suicide : >He plans to hang himself >Tells his friend in the cell next to his that when he hangs himself, he will bang on the wall >Friend will then call guards who will save him from his hanging and he will get sympathy points >Day arrives >Suicide attempt commences >Bangs on wall to signal neighbor cell friend >Neighbor friend is watching mission impossible 3 with headphones on >Does not hear banging >Inmate dies >Next day an announcement is made to the rest of the prison >"Inmate hung himself last night" >Oops

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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed)02:00:36 No.32481306 >be me >gay bottom >suffering from a bout of depression >feeling like an inadequate and useless waist of space >imagines a better life to cope >wishes i had a father who unconditionally loves me >wants him to beat and r--- me like his little princess >feel even worse bros, why are we like this? 08/23/23(Wed)02:02:26 No.32481318 : Anonymous >>32481306 (OP) # Don't kink shame yourself. It's normal for trauma/issues to find an outlet in sexual fantasies. Also, got discord? I'll be your r----- daddy
Anonymous 16 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed)02:00:36 No.32481306 >be me >gay bottom >suffering from a bout of depression >feeling like an inadequate and useless waist of space >imagines a better life to cope >wishes i had a father who unconditionally loves me >wants him to beat and r--- me like his little princess >feel even worse bros, why are we like this? 08/23/23(Wed)02:02:26 No.32481318 : Anonymous >>32481306 (OP) # Don't kink shame yourself. It's normal for trauma/issues to find an outlet in sexual fantasies. Also, got discord? I'll be your r----- daddy

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Anon kills his friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)10:29:07 No.905020052 >be me >Be part of a friend group that came together because of drugs >We've done them all.. but after 20 years we slowed down >F--- it. I found a new coke connect. Let's bring back the party >My buddy tells me straight up "don't bring back coke. I wouldn't be able to handle it anymore" >I laugh it off and say "whatever dude." >Our whole f------ friendship group is predicated upon the use of drugs. How can this be any different? 36 KB JPG >We start skiing again at very regular intervals >Ffwd 6 months. My friend found a connect for opiates >Pills. Hookers. Coke. >My friends and I tried to intervention his ass a few times over the course of 2 years before we give up >Friend dies of a heart attack at the age of 36 I've got f------ survivors guilt, and I feel like I'm directly responsible for his death.
: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)10:29:07 No.905020052 >be me >Be part of a friend group that came together because of drugs >We've done them all.. but after 20 years we slowed down >F--- it. I found a new coke connect. Let's bring back the party >My buddy tells me straight up "don't bring back coke. I wouldn't be able to handle it anymore" >I laugh it off and say "whatever dude." >Our whole f------ friendship group is predicated upon the use of drugs. How can this be any different? 36 KB JPG >We start skiing again at very regular intervals >Ffwd 6 months. My friend found a connect for opiates >Pills. Hookers. Coke. >My friends and I tried to intervention his ass a few times over the course of 2 years before we give up >Friend dies of a heart attack at the age of 36 I've got f------ survivors guilt, and I feel like I'm directly responsible for his death.

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Anon fell for the meme | /r/Greentext

File: bl0353.jpg (76 KB, 407x447) Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)18:46:17 No.904967250 ► >>904967366 >read from a lot of people that butt play is really nice >check online how to prepare yourself for a--- >order a rather small dildo for beginners >try doing the deed >all i can feel is the urge to take a s--- /b/ros? did I just get bamboozled by f------? all I can feel is a need to take a poop, where's the "fun"?! Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)18:48:06 No.904967366 >>904968364 >> >>904967250 (OP) You're doing it wrong, clearly you didn't hit your prostate Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)18:53:20 No.904967681 File: 731.jpg (56 KB, 600x505) He fell for the a--- meme
File: bl0353.jpg (76 KB, 407x447) Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)18:46:17 No.904967250 ► >>904967366 >read from a lot of people that butt play is really nice >check online how to prepare yourself for a--- >order a rather small dildo for beginners >try doing the deed >all i can feel is the urge to take a s--- /b/ros? did I just get bamboozled by f------? all I can feel is a need to take a poop, where's the "fun"?! Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)18:48:06 No.904967366 >>904968364 >> >>904967250 (OP) You're doing it wrong, clearly you didn't hit your prostate Anonymous 08/25/23(Fri)18:53:20 No.904967681 File: 731.jpg (56 KB, 600x505) He fell for the a--- meme

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Anon is a hkls virgin. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >15 at the time >hkless virgin >have 0 idea how to stay sane or alive >discover 4chan >acquire i----- fetish >would bang irl but parentalfags are old >relatives are dumb too Relatives >and I'm an only child >guessilljustfixthat.jfif >begini siblings 11/25/18(Sun)03:30:34 No.785761646 inducing divorce so I can bring in some step- >5 months in, it ain't working >somehow my parents have become even closer w-- >time to bring out the big guns >1 I f------ plant s--- in the bedroom for my mom to find >when I feel like it I'll say some stuff about mom talking to guys to my dad >gameon.mp4 >only 2 weeks and they are about to blow, I can feel it >it's time to deal the final blow >B) M >look for the loose stone in their relationship >mom's phone is clean as heck w-- >rummage through my dad's phone and find "gasp" pic. s?ofthots? >I'd save that s--- and upload it to 4chan any other day, but this is my time to shine Schw >show my mom >thatsit.exe >mom finally gets a divorce, she takes me, dad doesn't even try to argue (w--?) >dad gets the house >4 months into my new (s-----) life and I knew I made a mistake shut then >but then >just as I was about to go visit my dad Peng >my mom came in with >with a guy Sie this it? >is this it? is this the one? >eavesdrop to find out if he has kids my age >mostly talking about their previous dates >I wonder how they even hid their relationship from me for so long? >suddenly the topic changes >oshitkfc.gif >he has a 15 year old daughter lololol >this one's a keeper, boys >visit dad anyways because I want to laugh in the face of destin destiny >going there through a mountain trail cause why not >best f------ wagon ride of my life, dude just t as we round a corner, something hits the back of my head and knocks me out cold >when I wake up, there are three other guys in the wagon with me >mfw I'm tied up >mfw destiny is laughing at me >mfw Todd Howard is back at it again
Anonymous >be me >15 at the time >hkless virgin >have 0 idea how to stay sane or alive >discover 4chan >acquire i----- fetish >would bang irl but parentalfags are old >relatives are dumb too Relatives >and I'm an only child >guessilljustfixthat.jfif >begini siblings 11/25/18(Sun)03:30:34 No.785761646 inducing divorce so I can bring in some step- >5 months in, it ain't working >somehow my parents have become even closer w-- >time to bring out the big guns >1 I f------ plant s--- in the bedroom for my mom to find >when I feel like it I'll say some stuff about mom talking to guys to my dad >gameon.mp4 >only 2 weeks and they are about to blow, I can feel it >it's time to deal the final blow >B) M >look for the loose stone in their relationship >mom's phone is clean as heck w-- >rummage through my dad's phone and find "gasp" pic. s?ofthots? >I'd save that s--- and upload it to 4chan any other day, but this is my time to shine Schw >show my mom >thatsit.exe >mom finally gets a divorce, she takes me, dad doesn't even try to argue (w--?) >dad gets the house >4 months into my new (s-----) life and I knew I made a mistake shut then >but then >just as I was about to go visit my dad Peng >my mom came in with >with a guy Sie this it? >is this it? is this the one? >eavesdrop to find out if he has kids my age >mostly talking about their previous dates >I wonder how they even hid their relationship from me for so long? >suddenly the topic changes >oshitkfc.gif >he has a 15 year old daughter lololol >this one's a keeper, boys >visit dad anyways because I want to laugh in the face of destin destiny >going there through a mountain trail cause why not >best f------ wagon ride of my life, dude just t as we round a corner, something hits the back of my head and knocks me out cold >when I wake up, there are three other guys in the wagon with me >mfw I'm tied up >mfw destiny is laughing at me >mfw Todd Howard is back at it again

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Anon needs a name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 04/19/20(Sun)02:45:16 No.825648711 >be me >scrolling through the social medias >notice my cousin has the same username for all her accounts >haha wouldn't it be funny if there were a pornhub account with that name >type it after pornhub.com/users/ as a joke just to see what shows up >there are videos of my cousin sticking a dildo in her vagina and climaxing on the internet um g-guys? i don't know if anyone in my family knows about this. I don't know why she'd make it the same username as her other accounts but I really did not expect this. >>825649213 # : Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun)02:48:10 No.825648904 What's the name?
: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 04/19/20(Sun)02:45:16 No.825648711 >be me >scrolling through the social medias >notice my cousin has the same username for all her accounts >haha wouldn't it be funny if there were a pornhub account with that name >type it after pornhub.com/users/ as a joke just to see what shows up >there are videos of my cousin sticking a dildo in her vagina and climaxing on the internet um g-guys? i don't know if anyone in my family knows about this. I don't know why she'd make it the same username as her other accounts but I really did not expect this. >>825649213 # : Anonymous 04/19/20 (Sun)02:48:10 No.825648904 What's the name?

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/fit/anon shares a cheat code | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.62759020 Fancy Feast COMPLE 100% ANCED CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ GOURMET CAT FOOD 76011_MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_.jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---?
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.62759020 Fancy Feast COMPLE 100% ANCED CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ GOURMET CAT FOOD 76011_MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_.jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---?

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life's not fair | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago im-offing-myself.jpg (16.8 KB, 320x320) 50570874 Women HATE Thread >be me >working since i was 14 years old >fried burguers, painted wall, did whatever to get ends meet >studied math like a pig >get stupid job as math teacher where students throw s--- at me >make 60 thousand a year >pretend im happy >be belle delphine >be woman >wear make up >learn how to stick tongue out >make 120 thousand a week on Patreon only >will probably be a millionaire in two months Why the f--- is this s--- allowed? I've never been so close to suicide before. This society does not deserve jack. I thought I was a p------------, but now I realize I'm too good for this. I'm out.
Anonymous 1 hour ago im-offing-myself.jpg (16.8 KB, 320x320) 50570874 Women HATE Thread >be me >working since i was 14 years old >fried burguers, painted wall, did whatever to get ends meet >studied math like a pig >get stupid job as math teacher where students throw s--- at me >make 60 thousand a year >pretend im happy >be belle delphine >be woman >wear make up >learn how to stick tongue out >make 120 thousand a week on Patreon only >will probably be a millionaire in two months Why the f--- is this s--- allowed? I've never been so close to suicide before. This society does not deserve jack. I thought I was a p------------, but now I realize I'm too good for this. I'm out.

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Anon talks about the salad guy. | /r/Greentext

>so legendary that his face is still recognizable over two millennia after his death >so influential that his name became a coveted title for emperors and kings Was he literally the greatest man in Western history?
>so legendary that his face is still recognizable over two millennia after his death >so influential that his name became a coveted title for emperors and kings Was he literally the greatest man in Western history?

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Anon pulls when manic | /r/Greentext

20230423_192155.jpg (161 KB, 1179x921) google yandex iqdb wait We are the grandsons of the retards you couldn't lobotomize Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)14:56:33 No.74515088 [5] [Reply] ✓ >be manic >girls love it >get gf >fall out of mania >get dumped >wait for mania again >repeat Should I just go for hookups in the future? I'm not that good looking but during my manic periods I'd be super low inhib.
20230423_192155.jpg (161 KB, 1179x921) google yandex iqdb wait We are the grandsons of the retards you couldn't lobotomize Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)14:56:33 No.74515088 [5] [Reply] ✓ >be manic >girls love it >get gf >fall out of mania >get dumped >wait for mania again >repeat Should I just go for hookups in the future? I'm not that good looking but during my manic periods I'd be super low inhib.

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Anon gone full Kraut | /r/Greentext

1/9 IIMj7sbh (OP) US 3h (8/26 9:01) 18520034 · 16 Re - 4 Img JPG 126KB (1525 × 804) Capture.jpg 3 Replies Lederhosen Men Short Dark Brown $119.97 Women Accessories Outfit Builder News About Us 12 products S---. Lederhosen Men Kneebound Light Brown $0 $99.97 Q & W Best selling Lederhosen Men Kneebound Dark Brown $109.97 >be me >talk about "muh 51% german" >buy and drink oktoberfest beer >eat chocolate from germany >brain feels good and think it might be an ancestral thing >i already know wifi can read my mind and give me ads accordingly, but that's another story, but also relevant to: >get an ad for this What the f---... Are they f------ with me? Do Germans even wear these anymore? Bros... Have I gone Full K----? : >but then suddenly notice: >damn those look comfy >look down and realize i am wearing jeans with suspenders over my shirt
1/9 IIMj7sbh (OP) US 3h (8/26 9:01) 18520034 · 16 Re - 4 Img JPG 126KB (1525 × 804) Capture.jpg 3 Replies Lederhosen Men Short Dark Brown $119.97 Women Accessories Outfit Builder News About Us 12 products S---. Lederhosen Men Kneebound Light Brown $0 $99.97 Q & W Best selling Lederhosen Men Kneebound Dark Brown $109.97 >be me >talk about "muh 51% german" >buy and drink oktoberfest beer >eat chocolate from germany >brain feels good and think it might be an ancestral thing >i already know wifi can read my mind and give me ads accordingly, but that's another story, but also relevant to: >get an ad for this What the f---... Are they f------ with me? Do Germans even wear these anymore? Bros... Have I gone Full K----? : >but then suddenly notice: >damn those look comfy >look down and realize i am wearing jeans with suspenders over my shirt

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Anon wants to solve the garbage island problem.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: PGPxzaw9 92 KB JPG 02/23/20(Sun)11:33:43 No.244983688 What is wrong with humans? There's literally a garbage island just floating out in the ocean. : Anonymous (ID: PGPxzaw9) 02/23/20(Sun)11:34:11 No.244983747 Oops, wrong pic. 142 KB PNG >>244984193 # >>244984204 # >>244984293 # >>244984460 # >>244984492 # >>244984786 # >>244985383 # >>244985568 # >>244985608 # >>244985694 # >>244985916 # >>244987244 # >>244987260 # >>244987344 # >>244987375 # >>244988612 # >>244988798 # >>244988826 # >>244989060 # >>244990340 # >>244990700 # >>244991319 # >>244991566 # >>244991687 # >>244992120 # >>244992855 # >>244993095 # >>244993386 #
: Anonymous (ID: PGPxzaw9 92 KB JPG 02/23/20(Sun)11:33:43 No.244983688 What is wrong with humans? There's literally a garbage island just floating out in the ocean. : Anonymous (ID: PGPxzaw9) 02/23/20(Sun)11:34:11 No.244983747 Oops, wrong pic. 142 KB PNG >>244984193 # >>244984204 # >>244984293 # >>244984460 # >>244984492 # >>244984786 # >>244985383 # >>244985568 # >>244985608 # >>244985694 # >>244985916 # >>244987244 # >>244987260 # >>244987344 # >>244987375 # >>244988612 # >>244988798 # >>244988826 # >>244989060 # >>244990340 # >>244990700 # >>244991319 # >>244991566 # >>244991687 # >>244992120 # >>244992855 # >>244993095 # >>244993386 #

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A random greentext I stumbled across | /r/Greentext

08/25/23(Fri)08:53:14 No.443731075 : Anonymous >>443730556 # >Family Guy intro ends >scene opens in Peter's house, where the family is on the couch watching TV >DING DONG >Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day. >Peter opens the door >Sonic: Hey, Peter! >Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is! >Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Sonic Movie! >Brian: H--------, Sonic? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq! >scene where Sonic is fighting Islamic terrorists while the Drowning theme plays Sonic: Hehehe, yep, but I'm back. Those Arabs sure were too slow! >everyone but Meg laughs >Chris: It's great to have you back, Sonic! >Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from those stupid puns... >Sonic turns into his true form and claws Meg's face off >Peter: NYEHEHEHEHEHE! >Stewie: Personally I prefer Dark Fleetway, but Fox can't negotiate for s---! >>443731303 # >>443732179 # >>443736126 # >>443769389 #
08/25/23(Fri)08:53:14 No.443731075 : Anonymous >>443730556 # >Family Guy intro ends >scene opens in Peter's house, where the family is on the couch watching TV >DING DONG >Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day. >Peter opens the door >Sonic: Hey, Peter! >Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is! >Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Sonic Movie! >Brian: H--------, Sonic? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq! >scene where Sonic is fighting Islamic terrorists while the Drowning theme plays Sonic: Hehehe, yep, but I'm back. Those Arabs sure were too slow! >everyone but Meg laughs >Chris: It's great to have you back, Sonic! >Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from those stupid puns... >Sonic turns into his true form and claws Meg's face off >Peter: NYEHEHEHEHEHE! >Stewie: Personally I prefer Dark Fleetway, but Fox can't negotiate for s---! >>443731303 # >>443732179 # >>443736126 # >>443769389 #

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Anon is a Lancaster shipper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ass www.www wwww *033 04/03/23 (Mon)16:13:41 No.136406683 1680372393800453.jpg 1.03 MB JPG >You were supposed to be replacement Pyrrha, but nooooo, you just had to fill your fat-ass with Cookies and not follow the proper diet I gave you to fit on her clothes >You didn't even grow your hair like I told you to >>136406704 # >>136406726 #
: Anonymous ass www.www wwww *033 04/03/23 (Mon)16:13:41 No.136406683 1680372393800453.jpg 1.03 MB JPG >You were supposed to be replacement Pyrrha, but nooooo, you just had to fill your fat-ass with Cookies and not follow the proper diet I gave you to fit on her clothes >You didn't even grow your hair like I told you to >>136406704 # >>136406726 #

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Anon really like humming birds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BORN TO FEEL 10/15/18(Mon)20:53:40 No.782415997 >be me >7 y/o >mommy placed a humming bird feeding thing in the backyard >we get visited by many humming bird during summer 60 KB JPG >one humming bird we see often >he starts getting friendly with me and flutters around me after eating >one day wait for bird to come back >he eventually comes around to eat >when he lands some c--- praying mantis grabs him and tries to eat bird bro TARDRAGE.mp4 >f------ runs over to the c--- mantis and crushes his head with my fist >bird bro is fine and while the c--- is dead Thats right bitch you don't touch bird bro. F----- mantis I kill them each time I see one.
: Anonymous BORN TO FEEL 10/15/18(Mon)20:53:40 No.782415997 >be me >7 y/o >mommy placed a humming bird feeding thing in the backyard >we get visited by many humming bird during summer 60 KB JPG >one humming bird we see often >he starts getting friendly with me and flutters around me after eating >one day wait for bird to come back >he eventually comes around to eat >when he lands some c--- praying mantis grabs him and tries to eat bird bro TARDRAGE.mp4 >f------ runs over to the c--- mantis and crushes his head with my fist >bird bro is fine and while the c--- is dead Thats right bitch you don't touch bird bro. F----- mantis I kill them each time I see one.

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Anon has a dilema | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 85 KB JPG 1 Reply 08/25/23(Fri)22:00:56 No.905001759 >want to get married and have kids by 25 >ugly as f--- what now? View Thread
: Anonymous 85 KB JPG 1 Reply 08/25/23(Fri)22:00:56 No.905001759 >want to get married and have kids by 25 >ugly as f--- what now? View Thread

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Are the writers stupid? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AMAZON BRIGINAL INVINCIBLE PHINCHLEFRA 2.71 MB PNG : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No.189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091
: Anonymous AMAZON BRIGINAL INVINCIBLE PHINCHLEFRA 2.71 MB PNG : Anonymous Anon, I... 08/25/23(Fri)16:23:45 No.189153076 >Character is called Invincible >You can clearly see him 08/25/23(Fri)16:24:20 No.189153091

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What the fuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 152 KB GIF 12/03/17(Sun)16:27:17 No.41533080 >caught friend jerking off to one of my anime figures >sucked his d--- in time just before he got c-- all over my $250 figurine View Thread
Anonymous 152 KB GIF 12/03/17(Sun)16:27:17 No.41533080 >caught friend jerking off to one of my anime figures >sucked his d--- in time just before he got c-- all over my $250 figurine View Thread

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anon fucked up real bad | /r/Greentext

27 KB JPG > be me, 20 y/o virgin > extremely horny and determined to graduate from being a wizard > ask my class slut with a fat ass whether i can f--- her > $300 > peepohappy.jpg > started a nofap challenge > we met at a motel 4 days later > eat and tongue f--- her ass the moment we are behind the door > coomed 5 minutes in just by eating her out > realised i did not bring any condoms > ask whether i can go in raw > she refused > ask to pay extra $100 if i can f--- and cream in her ass > $300 > busted my fattest nut ever after 2 minutes of f------ > The best 30 minutes in my life > She asked if she could took a picture of my c--- because she wanted to masturbate to it > I refused > she proposed we can have another sexy time free of charge > ok.jpg > The next day she showed my d--- pic to the whole class > mfw i have a 6 inches pp > mfw everyone knows i paid $600 for sex What do i do bros? I f----- up real bad
27 KB JPG > be me, 20 y/o virgin > extremely horny and determined to graduate from being a wizard > ask my class slut with a fat ass whether i can f--- her > $300 > peepohappy.jpg > started a nofap challenge > we met at a motel 4 days later > eat and tongue f--- her ass the moment we are behind the door > coomed 5 minutes in just by eating her out > realised i did not bring any condoms > ask whether i can go in raw > she refused > ask to pay extra $100 if i can f--- and cream in her ass > $300 > busted my fattest nut ever after 2 minutes of f------ > The best 30 minutes in my life > She asked if she could took a picture of my c--- because she wanted to masturbate to it > I refused > she proposed we can have another sexy time free of charge > ok.jpg > The next day she showed my d--- pic to the whole class > mfw i have a 6 inches pp > mfw everyone knows i paid $600 for sex What do i do bros? I f----- up real bad

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anon is forced to hitchhike. | /r/Greentext

231 KB JPG >be me, 19 year old degenerate >played vidya through high school so I got s--- grades >s--- grades meant no college >no college means more vidya >cycle continues >parents get sick of my s--- >bring me on a cross country road trip >that's pretty nice >kick me out of the car and speed off >well f---, I know nothing about here >decide to hitchhike home >wander the the highway >bunch of assholes just drive past >finally someone picks me up >at this point I'm exhausted >fall asleep in the passenger seat >let my hat cover my eyes from The sun >car hits a bump >I jolt awake and >try to grab the roof handle thing >hands tied >bondage.jpeg? >notice there isn't even a roof >shake off hat >I'm in the middle of the forest on a wooden hut >see Todd Howard taking off the mask of the driver >he's running away >I see the words "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" appear in front of me F--- Todd Howard
231 KB JPG >be me, 19 year old degenerate >played vidya through high school so I got s--- grades >s--- grades meant no college >no college means more vidya >cycle continues >parents get sick of my s--- >bring me on a cross country road trip >that's pretty nice >kick me out of the car and speed off >well f---, I know nothing about here >decide to hitchhike home >wander the the highway >bunch of assholes just drive past >finally someone picks me up >at this point I'm exhausted >fall asleep in the passenger seat >let my hat cover my eyes from The sun >car hits a bump >I jolt awake and >try to grab the roof handle thing >hands tied >bondage.jpeg? >notice there isn't even a roof >shake off hat >I'm in the middle of the forest on a wooden hut >see Todd Howard taking off the mask of the driver >he's running away >I see the words "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" appear in front of me F--- Todd Howard

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