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Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:30:29 No.79063960 >woman says she wants to save an incel >woman asks for my discord >woman asks me if I'm a coomer (picrel is my pfp) >woman says she could never satisfy 47 KB JPG a coomer because she has small t--- >woman acts insecure >block woman >why are women like this? It's not the first time I had to block a girl from here because she acts weird
Anonymous 10/09/24(Wed)01:30:29 No.79063960 >woman says she wants to save an incel >woman asks for my discord >woman asks me if I'm a coomer (picrel is my pfp) >woman says she could never satisfy 47 KB JPG a coomer because she has small t--- >woman acts insecure >block woman >why are women like this? It's not the first time I had to block a girl from here because she acts weird

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anon was an android user | /r/Greentext

Android iPhone > android is dogshit slow and unsupported, except phones blessed as the nexus line > preach to everyone that nexus are the way to ascension to godhood > google finally owns the pixel brand and releases first google phone > pixels instantly become the meme of android bugs and experiences shitload of hardware problems > samsung does not nudge and keeps killing it like nothing ever happens > huawei nearly assassinates samsung #1 spot but last minute gets cucked by sanctions > everyone I see has now a pixel > i got the iPhone pro max cumload, love the week long standby and absence of issues > idek how that happened, world is a truecrime dark comedy > world moves on regardless and i do not become the joker (perfect ending)
Android iPhone > android is dogshit slow and unsupported, except phones blessed as the nexus line > preach to everyone that nexus are the way to ascension to godhood > google finally owns the pixel brand and releases first google phone > pixels instantly become the meme of android bugs and experiences shitload of hardware problems > samsung does not nudge and keeps killing it like nothing ever happens > huawei nearly assassinates samsung #1 spot but last minute gets cucked by sanctions > everyone I see has now a pixel > i got the iPhone pro max cumload, love the week long standby and absence of issues > idek how that happened, world is a truecrime dark comedy > world moves on regardless and i do not become the joker (perfect ending)

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Italian rizz in action | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:05:27 No.204045864 1711847628765558.png 1.2 MB PNG >fat middle aged balding italian man has sex with a million women This was the most unrealistic part of the show for me.
onymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:05:27 No.204045864 1711847628765558.png 1.2 MB PNG >fat middle aged balding italian man has sex with a million women This was the most unrealistic part of the show for me.

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Anon suffers. a lot. | /r/Greentext

The Get Up Kids 618 KB PNG >be me last year >Taking my girlfriend home >She's my f------ everything >Drop her off, tell her I love her >She asks me to come in for a bit before I close the door >I accept and go in >She bought a new love sack >We lay in it like pic related >She keeps trying to get me to stay longer but I have to get home to let my dog out and I know she needs sleep >She accepts and I leave >On the way out I get a call from her and she's saying she's feeling kinda sick >She tells me she loves me and goodnight >I get home, let my dog out and fall asleep >Next morning wake up to 3 missed calls from her >Her mom called me >Her mom is still crying and says my gf took her life >I can't even breathe and I hang up >My dog hops on my lap and I just lay there for hours >Still haven't recovered a year later.. I wish I couldve helped her bros.
The Get Up Kids 618 KB PNG >be me last year >Taking my girlfriend home >She's my f------ everything >Drop her off, tell her I love her >She asks me to come in for a bit before I close the door >I accept and go in >She bought a new love sack >We lay in it like pic related >She keeps trying to get me to stay longer but I have to get home to let my dog out and I know she needs sleep >She accepts and I leave >On the way out I get a call from her and she's saying she's feeling kinda sick >She tells me she loves me and goodnight >I get home, let my dog out and fall asleep >Next morning wake up to 3 missed calls from her >Her mom called me >Her mom is still crying and says my gf took her life >I can't even breathe and I hang up >My dog hops on my lap and I just lay there for hours >Still haven't recovered a year later.. I wish I couldve helped her bros.

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O'Brians brain fart | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)09:50:06 No.204038491 985c82bf8b6e494812742f36b0832aad.jpg 136 KB JPG >turned down 28 million dollars for 8 million dollars and got screwed in the end anyway Kek, how was he so naive? Or was it his ego that made him believe he could surpass Jay Leno's views?
onymous 10/01/24(Tue)09:50:06 No.204038491 985c82bf8b6e494812742f36b0832aad.jpg 136 KB JPG >turned down 28 million dollars for 8 million dollars and got screwed in the end anyway Kek, how was he so naive? Or was it his ego that made him believe he could surpass Jay Leno's views?

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Kiwi Excellence | /r/Greentext

File: file png (1.97 MB, 1070x1042) Lesbian captain sinks ship Anonymous (ID: p4VLQP) + 10/07/24(Mon)09:51:20 No.484010233 >>484010301 >>484010342 >>484010353 >>484010698 >>484010825 >>484011136 >>484011430 >>484011506 >>484011936 >>484011952 >>484012825 >>484014179 >>484014439 >>484016665 >>484016703 >>484017344 >>484018004 >>484018228 >>484019557 >>484019806 >>484022883 >>484023731 >>484023882 >>484024804 >>484024926 >>484024943 >>484025010 >>484025238 >>484026657 >>484027284 >>484027716 >>484027827 >>484027968 >>484028013 >>484028138 >>484028241 >>484029020 >>484030482 >>484030502 >>484033836 >>484034351 >>484034666 >>484035402 >>484037179 >>484040610 >>484041482 >>484041630 >>484041773 >>484044187 >>484044317 >>484044851 >>484045486 >>484045593 >>484045754 >>484047412 >HMNZS Manawanui, the Royal New Zealand Navy's newly upgraded hydrographic salvage and support ship, ran aground last night during a reef survey off the southern coast of Samoa. The vessel subsequently caught fire and sank, marking the first peacetime loss of a Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) ship. Anonymous (ID: KFZpAway) 10/07/24(Mon)09:52:40 No.484010342 >>484038107 >>484010233 (OP) Stupid c--- Anonymous (ID: 6K74F) [+] 10/07/24(Mon)10:01:39 No.484011136 >>484012622 >>484010233 (OP) loose lips sink ships Anonymous (ID: 9V7JLQD) There goes half our navy. 10/07/24(Mon)10:02:40 No.484011230 >> Anonymous (ID: HgyozsmV) 10/07/24(Mon)10:11:18 No.484011952 >>484019262 >>484010233 (OP) Why are they all holding weird sticks Anonymous (ID: KAZIX) 10/07/24(Mon)10:12:10 No.484012034 >>484011952 >Bring your strap-on to work day. >>484012034
File: file png (1.97 MB, 1070x1042) Lesbian captain sinks ship Anonymous (ID: p4VLQP) + 10/07/24(Mon)09:51:20 No.484010233 >>484010301 >>484010342 >>484010353 >>484010698 >>484010825 >>484011136 >>484011430 >>484011506 >>484011936 >>484011952 >>484012825 >>484014179 >>484014439 >>484016665 >>484016703 >>484017344 >>484018004 >>484018228 >>484019557 >>484019806 >>484022883 >>484023731 >>484023882 >>484024804 >>484024926 >>484024943 >>484025010 >>484025238 >>484026657 >>484027284 >>484027716 >>484027827 >>484027968 >>484028013 >>484028138 >>484028241 >>484029020 >>484030482 >>484030502 >>484033836 >>484034351 >>484034666 >>484035402 >>484037179 >>484040610 >>484041482 >>484041630 >>484041773 >>484044187 >>484044317 >>484044851 >>484045486 >>484045593 >>484045754 >>484047412 >HMNZS Manawanui, the Royal New Zealand Navy's newly upgraded hydrographic salvage and support ship, ran aground last night during a reef survey off the southern coast of Samoa. The vessel subsequently caught fire and sank, marking the first peacetime loss of a Royal New Zealand Navy (RNZN) ship. Anonymous (ID: KFZpAway) 10/07/24(Mon)09:52:40 No.484010342 >>484038107 >>484010233 (OP) Stupid c--- Anonymous (ID: 6K74F) [+] 10/07/24(Mon)10:01:39 No.484011136 >>484012622 >>484010233 (OP) loose lips sink ships Anonymous (ID: 9V7JLQD) There goes half our navy. 10/07/24(Mon)10:02:40 No.484011230 >> Anonymous (ID: HgyozsmV) 10/07/24(Mon)10:11:18 No.484011952 >>484019262 >>484010233 (OP) Why are they all holding weird sticks Anonymous (ID: KAZIX) 10/07/24(Mon)10:12:10 No.484012034 >>484011952 >Bring your strap-on to work day. >>484012034

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Anon busts a myth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)00:41:38 No.204289562 MYTHBUSTERS 43273_1200x800.jpg 138 KB JPG >Grant dead >Jessi dead >Jamie might as well be dead >Adam is somehow even more insufferable now than he was on the show and also got outed as the R----- Blob >Kari hit the wall, got divorced, and was outed fishing for men on Tinder >Tory doing laundry detergent commercials that air on Pluto TV Very grim.
Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)00:41:38 No.204289562 MYTHBUSTERS 43273_1200x800.jpg 138 KB JPG >Grant dead >Jessi dead >Jamie might as well be dead >Adam is somehow even more insufferable now than he was on the show and also got outed as the R----- Blob >Kari hit the wall, got divorced, and was outed fishing for men on Tinder >Tory doing laundry detergent commercials that air on Pluto TV Very grim.

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Does anyone have that greentext of the ryan goslings all lying in the snow together? I've been trying to find it. (Image related, it's the ryan gosling from the greentext) | /r/Greentext


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A nightmare on Insomnia street | /r/Greentext

onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.
onymous 10/01/24(Tue)06:20:45 No.204034547 Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).jpg 16 KB JPG >sleep for an hour >wake up before you start dreaming >go back to sleep >repeat it's literally that easy. eventually he'll just get bored and f--- off to a different town.

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Anon is not too fond of the new AVGN. | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...
View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1601938934701.jpg, 31KiB, 365x338 NuAVGN Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 16:28:57 No.532053672 Report Quoted By: >>532053849 >>532054282 >>532054684 >>532054854 >>532057038 >>532058305 >>532070950 >>53207 >>532105319 >>532107808 Old AVGN >Should I say oh that was my frog horny... The frog's name is horny?! >Should I say oh that was my frog... >*Camera focus on the word horny* >No... No.... NOO... THE FROG'S NAME >IS >HORNY >HORNY!!! >THERE'S A SEGA GAME WITH THE WORD "HORNY ON IT >WHO EVEN NAMES HIS FROG HORNY? WHAT, IS HIS DOG NAMED CANCER? DOES HE HAVE A FISH NAMED SYPHILIS? >Oh horny...

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Anon notices one of the boards spammers is missing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.
Anonymous 10/08/24(Tue)11:48:41 No.145821531 >no big black woman thread in days Is he dead? 19 KB JPG Anonymous 557 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)11:51:28 No.145821554 >>145821531 (OP) # He got silenced for being too based.

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Anon has a sugar mommy | /r/Greentext

Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy
Lucid.png 3.94 MB PNG 2024 Lucid Air Sapphire (EV) >4 seater electric sedan >Almost double the storage capacity of an ordinary sedan (due to no engine) >Has an acceleration and top speed rivaling some hypercars >Better range and more power than the model s plaid and taycan turbo >Beautiful understated look >Has the practicality of a sedan and the power, performance and speed of a hypercar If it didnt have the subpar reliability (and random carfires) of most EVs, and charging stations were more common, this is the perfect vehicle Id get my sugar mommy to buy

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Rapid Engagement | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous | 07/19/24(Fri)19:58:14 No.199921644 ISTE THE PATENTE DI GUIDA 25 REPUBBLICA ITALI ida Driving Licence Ridičský průkaz Jubil conduire Führerschein Vadītāja apliec ana Vodičský preukaz Vairuotojo pažymėj mong Ajokortti Vezetői engedély Prawo J ndução Kørekort Licenzia Conducción Körkort а управл MARIUPOL (RUS) 4c. MIT-UCA 1. GROSS 2. ANTON 3. 4a. 4b. 5. 7. ente o te di guida Mo de ente diguid UE di pater que diguida tentadig guida Mode dipatent quida Edipatente allo UE da Modellau Toate da SUE di patello UES quida Modello tediquic iguid dipatente diBLUE e di guida Mo patente di qu SUECHEdig Delente dig la Mad GDOW dipat Ja Modello atented guida Modi ada Mo di qu Edi Ma dipatent adigu ipatente aigui B AM B Anton-Gross-1024x576.jpg 109 KB JPG >Ukranian man living in Italy renews is driving license >the department of motor vehicles writes on it born in Mariupol Russia : Anonymous >>199921644 (OP) # Dangerously Based 07/19/24(Fri)19:59:29 No. 199921689
: Anonymous | 07/19/24(Fri)19:58:14 No.199921644 ISTE THE PATENTE DI GUIDA 25 REPUBBLICA ITALI ida Driving Licence Ridičský průkaz Jubil conduire Führerschein Vadītāja apliec ana Vodičský preukaz Vairuotojo pažymėj mong Ajokortti Vezetői engedély Prawo J ndução Kørekort Licenzia Conducción Körkort а управл MARIUPOL (RUS) 4c. MIT-UCA 1. GROSS 2. ANTON 3. 4a. 4b. 5. 7. ente o te di guida Mo de ente diguid UE di pater que diguida tentadig guida Mode dipatent quida Edipatente allo UE da Modellau Toate da SUE di patello UES quida Modello tediquic iguid dipatente diBLUE e di guida Mo patente di qu SUECHEdig Delente dig la Mad GDOW dipat Ja Modello atented guida Modi ada Mo di qu Edi Ma dipatent adigu ipatente aigui B AM B Anton-Gross-1024x576.jpg 109 KB JPG >Ukranian man living in Italy renews is driving license >the department of motor vehicles writes on it born in Mariupol Russia : Anonymous >>199921644 (OP) # Dangerously Based 07/19/24(Fri)19:59:29 No. 199921689

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Anon hates instagram | /r/Greentext

named.png (60 KB, 600x300) O i f------ hate instagram SHADOWS 10/08/24(Tue)11:27:14 No >be me >deleted Instagram 2 years ago >decide to log back in recently >biggest mistake of my life >it's like a digital landfill now >everyone's flexing like they're in a competition for the most fake life >influencers with rented Lambos trying to sell me a "lifestyle" course >scrolling through and see incels bragging about their height >"I'm 6'2" and still single" >congrats, dude, you're still a loser >fake nattys everywhere, all juiced up on Dbol and tren >"Look at my gains!" >yeah, bro, we can see the needle marks too >and then there's this cringy buzzword "aura" popping up everywhere >what even is that? some kind of spiritual filter? >last straw: reel comments section >it's like a cesspool of degeneracy >making fun of disabled people, bullying, and racist jokes galore >like, how low can you go? >these people have a special place in hell next to Abu Lahab or something >can't believe I lasted 24 hours before deleting it again >how do people scroll through that dumpster fire every day? >mfw I realize I'm better off without it >tfw I just want to live my life without comparing myself to fake profiles
named.png (60 KB, 600x300) O i f------ hate instagram SHADOWS 10/08/24(Tue)11:27:14 No >be me >deleted Instagram 2 years ago >decide to log back in recently >biggest mistake of my life >it's like a digital landfill now >everyone's flexing like they're in a competition for the most fake life >influencers with rented Lambos trying to sell me a "lifestyle" course >scrolling through and see incels bragging about their height >"I'm 6'2" and still single" >congrats, dude, you're still a loser >fake nattys everywhere, all juiced up on Dbol and tren >"Look at my gains!" >yeah, bro, we can see the needle marks too >and then there's this cringy buzzword "aura" popping up everywhere >what even is that? some kind of spiritual filter? >last straw: reel comments section >it's like a cesspool of degeneracy >making fun of disabled people, bullying, and racist jokes galore >like, how low can you go? >these people have a special place in hell next to Abu Lahab or something >can't believe I lasted 24 hours before deleting it again >how do people scroll through that dumpster fire every day? >mfw I realize I'm better off without it >tfw I just want to live my life without comparing myself to fake profiles

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Anon was ready for cyber-intercourse | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Cyberpunked BEE METYS AR 47 KB JPG 10/08/24(Tue)13:53:57 No.691234575 >lets you customize your character down to the genitals >can't see any of it due to first person Have they not thought this through, anons?
Anonymous Cyberpunked BEE METYS AR 47 KB JPG 10/08/24(Tue)13:53:57 No.691234575 >lets you customize your character down to the genitals >can't see any of it due to first person Have they not thought this through, anons?

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Anon buys a dog | /r/Greentext

870 KB PNG >Be me >Buy a dog >Friend asks why I didnt adopt one instead >I asked why did she get prego when she could just adopt a kid instead >Cries and leaves >Forget that the prego was a result of r--- Well atleast the dog is cute
870 KB PNG >Be me >Buy a dog >Friend asks why I didnt adopt one instead >I asked why did she get prego when she could just adopt a kid instead >Cries and leaves >Forget that the prego was a result of r--- Well atleast the dog is cute

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Anon Wants 2 S'mores. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?
Anonymous 138 KB JPG >Be me 09/21/24(Sat) 16:37:21 No.2777466 >Join Pathfinders (scout group but for Seventh Day Adventists) >Go on a camping trip >New head of group. Samoan lady. Real hardass. >Get to camp. Finish setting up and have 2 hours until bedtime. >Table full of smore supplies gets set up but we're all only allowed one smore for the entire night. >There's enough there for everyone to have 4 or 5 but when I point that out I get yelled at. >Take a smore and finish it but want another one. >Wait about an hour. There's nobody at the table and still plenty of supplies. Just like I said. >Decide to sneak myself just one marshmallow and head back to the fire pit to toast it. >Samoan lady is there. She takes my stick, breaks it in half, and throws both in the fire >"I said only one!" I went on camping trips with her for about 4 more years and every year her policy was the same. Why even bring that many Marshmallows in the first place if you're going to be that strict on rationing?

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Just retire the franchise already | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Halo is officially dead 10/07/24(Mon)06:07:15 No.691110309 4:42 MELISSA BOONE CHIEF OF STAFF A New Dawn | Halo Studios 33333 11111111 1728261744783261m.jpg 64 KB JPG >2013: Halo is all about Master Chief's personality >2015: Halo is all about being COMPETITIVE >2019: Halo should be an open world live service F2P >2024: Halo 1 was only good because it had graphics, our new game will have good graphics so it will be good too. It's all so tiresome
Anonymous Halo is officially dead 10/07/24(Mon)06:07:15 No.691110309 4:42 MELISSA BOONE CHIEF OF STAFF A New Dawn | Halo Studios 33333 11111111 1728261744783261m.jpg 64 KB JPG >2013: Halo is all about Master Chief's personality >2015: Halo is all about being COMPETITIVE >2019: Halo should be an open world live service F2P >2024: Halo 1 was only good because it had graphics, our new game will have good graphics so it will be good too. It's all so tiresome

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Unreasonable doubt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PNG | 61.13 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 04:14:13 3 hours ago 79054550 >Open Reddit >There is a message ģ >Think I'm getting banned for being racist on r/2westerneurope4u >Sweating bullets >Turns out they found out that I want to kill myself How did they know? More importantly... How did I get away with being racist? 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY
Anonymous PNG | 61.13 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 04:14:13 3 hours ago 79054550 >Open Reddit >There is a message ģ >Think I'm getting banned for being racist on r/2westerneurope4u >Sweating bullets >Turns out they found out that I want to kill myself How did they know? More importantly... How did I get away with being racist? 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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Anon hates card commercials | /r/Greentext

Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?
Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?

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