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Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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Joe Barnes Joe WBarnes We stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees one year ago today. And just look at us now! F--- BOOMERS Anonymous (ID: LY9gZkin) 10/07/24(Mon)16:13:52 No.484067422 >>484068996 >>484069445 >>484070124 >>484070203 >>484070478>>484070533 >>484070692 >>484071812 >>484071962 >>484072106 >>484072198 >>484074920 >>484075910 >>484076004 >>484077121 >>484082432 >>484086204 >>484086909 >>484089723 >>484093296 >>484093977 >>484096279 >>484096391 >>484096907 >>484097121 >>484097321 >>484097765 >>484098700 >>484101261 >>484101813 >>484102614 >>484103241 >>484103417 >>484103931 >>484104525 >>484105123 >>484105260 >>484105401 >>484105515 >>484105625 >>484105629 >>484106014 >>484112406 >>484112710 >>484112818 >>484113105 There is no point to work anymore if you make less than 70k a year. 1970 >Average yearly wage: $9,870 >Average house price: $17,000 >House cost about 1.72 times your annual (single income) salary. 2024 >Average US yearly wage: $44,490 >Average house price: $412k >House cost about 10 times your annual (single income) salary. then factor in increased taxes, insurance, car cost, food prices, utilities, education, etc Could you imagine how f------ easy life would be if you were able to buy a home in CASH after 2 years of savings?
Joe Barnes Joe WBarnes We stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees one year ago today. And just look at us now! F--- BOOMERS Anonymous (ID: LY9gZkin) 10/07/24(Mon)16:13:52 No.484067422 >>484068996 >>484069445 >>484070124 >>484070203 >>484070478>>484070533 >>484070692 >>484071812 >>484071962 >>484072106 >>484072198 >>484074920 >>484075910 >>484076004 >>484077121 >>484082432 >>484086204 >>484086909 >>484089723 >>484093296 >>484093977 >>484096279 >>484096391 >>484096907 >>484097121 >>484097321 >>484097765 >>484098700 >>484101261 >>484101813 >>484102614 >>484103241 >>484103417 >>484103931 >>484104525 >>484105123 >>484105260 >>484105401 >>484105515 >>484105625 >>484105629 >>484106014 >>484112406 >>484112710 >>484112818 >>484113105 There is no point to work anymore if you make less than 70k a year. 1970 >Average yearly wage: $9,870 >Average house price: $17,000 >House cost about 1.72 times your annual (single income) salary. 2024 >Average US yearly wage: $44,490 >Average house price: $412k >House cost about 10 times your annual (single income) salary. then factor in increased taxes, insurance, car cost, food prices, utilities, education, etc Could you imagine how f------ easy life would be if you were able to buy a home in CASH after 2 years of savings?

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Anonymous (ID: 9192791) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard
Anonymous (ID: 9192791) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard

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10/08/24(Tue)06:53:06 No.484100618 >>484100788 >>484102000 Anonymous (ID: otelSGYN) File: 1727905077885500.jpg (92 KB, 936x929) Pornhub THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! NIHILISM
10/08/24(Tue)06:53:06 No.484100618 >>484100788 >>484102000 Anonymous (ID: otelSGYN) File: 1727905077885500.jpg (92 KB, 936x929) Pornhub THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! NIHILISM

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Sometimes the best move to make is none at all. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gy >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won
Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gy >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won

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Ask for the anthem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous valtsv Jul 24 why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't all JPG | 145.15 KB Monday 2024-10-07 22:26:18 24 minutes ago 79051430 >Can't find a gf on dating apps for autists because they're all failed normalfags >Start talking to an autistic redpilled girl on X >She's actually into me and doesn't mind everything politically incorrect I say because she's an identitarian nazi like me Thank you papa Elon 8 Replies 0 Images REPLY
Anonymous valtsv Jul 24 why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't all JPG | 145.15 KB Monday 2024-10-07 22:26:18 24 minutes ago 79051430 >Can't find a gf on dating apps for autists because they're all failed normalfags >Start talking to an autistic redpilled girl on X >She's actually into me and doesn't mind everything politically incorrect I say because she's an identitarian nazi like me Thank you papa Elon 8 Replies 0 Images REPLY

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Riddle me this, /b/man! | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0905.jpg (576 KB, 1018x529) Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:31 No.925585680 >they cry for the cameras >they claim it's quite dire >who launches an attack >then begs for ceasefire? Who was the best riddler? Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)13:40:51 No.925585E
File: IMG_0905.jpg (576 KB, 1018x529) Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:31 No.925585680 >they cry for the cameras >they claim it's quite dire >who launches an attack >then begs for ceasefire? Who was the best riddler? Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)13:40:51 No.925585E

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Anon is cooking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GOODBY 743 KB PNG 08/03/24(Sat) 16:39:13 No. 78373866 After twenty two years visiting Earth, I think I finally figured it out >Need goals related to a subject you are passionate about >Need goals related to your career, either money or challenge oriented >Unless it is with someone you love, sex is only superficial >Similar to above, drugs only keep the thoughts at bay temporarily and have too many negative effects >Friends are important, but don't grow dependent on them and ensure you can rely on yourself >Determine someone who you can think of during the bad days so you don't do something stupid 1 Reply : Anonymous ur onto something anon View Thread 08/03/24(Sat) 18:14:39 No.78374417
: Anonymous GOODBY 743 KB PNG 08/03/24(Sat) 16:39:13 No. 78373866 After twenty two years visiting Earth, I think I finally figured it out >Need goals related to a subject you are passionate about >Need goals related to your career, either money or challenge oriented >Unless it is with someone you love, sex is only superficial >Similar to above, drugs only keep the thoughts at bay temporarily and have too many negative effects >Friends are important, but don't grow dependent on them and ensure you can rely on yourself >Determine someone who you can think of during the bad days so you don't do something stupid 1 Reply : Anonymous ur onto something anon View Thread 08/03/24(Sat) 18:14:39 No.78374417

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Anon can't catch a break. | /r/Greentext

38m (11/8 11:33) 75341390 6 Re⚫ 2 Img JPG 8KB (218 x 231) images.jpg 3 Replies >sex doll order status: seized by customs
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The Way of the Samurai | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)11:51:25 No.691030826 1718279465964620.jpg 427 KB JPG >*casually kills Ubisoft hundreds of years after his death* How did he do it?
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)11:51:25 No.691030826 1718279465964620.jpg 427 KB JPG >*casually kills Ubisoft hundreds of years after his death* How did he do it?

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unrealistic expectations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/10/2024 00:40:45 No.99554930 Alexandra daddario, most attractive american actress, is pregnant at age 38 after 2 years of marriage 41 KB JPEG Joe(40 years old): how old is she? 26? nah she's expired, i like them below 25 16 KB WEBP
Anonymous 07/10/2024 00:40:45 No.99554930 Alexandra daddario, most attractive american actress, is pregnant at age 38 after 2 years of marriage 41 KB JPEG Joe(40 years old): how old is she? 26? nah she's expired, i like them below 25 16 KB WEBP

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Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)20:51:48 No.79043427 >Try to do women a favor by never talking to them at work >Get known as that rude, creepy guy who never talks I can't win. 156 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)20:51:48 No.79043427 >Try to do women a favor by never talking to them at work >Get known as that rude, creepy guy who never talks I can't win. 156 KB JPG

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A veterans struggle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)16:58:30 No.203832591 USAMY IMG_1015.jpg 38 KB JPG >"we don't want mentally ill violent homeless people carrying knives in our town" >"NOOOOO I DEFENDED YOUR FREEDOMS YOU STUPID GOY" >proceeds to f--- up the entire town Who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)16:58:30 No.203832591 USAMY IMG_1015.jpg 38 KB JPG >"we don't want mentally ill violent homeless people carrying knives in our town" >"NOOOOO I DEFENDED YOUR FREEDOMS YOU STUPID GOY" >proceeds to f--- up the entire town Who was in the wrong here?

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249KiB, 860x446, hug.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + [317/29/108] What is the most F-ed up thing you've ever seen in your c---? Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 21:17:48 No.156465839 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>156466186 >>156466263 >>156466877 >>156466884 >>156466976 >>156467281 >>156467351 >>156467787 >>156467941 >>156468059 >>156468105 >>156468680 >>156468722 >>156468841 >>156469233 >>156469355 >>156469785 >>156469969 >>156471006 >>156471480 >>156471656 >>156471758 >>156472252 >>156472452 >>156474059 >>156474094>>156474936 >>156475442 >>156475612 >>156476662 >>156476712 >>156479046 >>156479369 >>156480351 >>156480623 >>156482933 >>156483868 >>156484442 I once saw an actual stoning! >during my mandatory military service in IRGC >be stationed near a bunch of small towns >one day they wake us up earlier than usual >say there is to be a public execution and they need extra security so they're taking us >we get on a minibus, go to the designated place >a huge crowed is gathered about >a big truck comes a unloads like a ton of stones >this is when we realize it's gonna be a stoning >they bring out a guy with his eyes covered and his hands tied behind his back >guy had a sandwich stand >apparently one of these street kids who work odd jobs after school goes home >wakes up in the middle of the night with severe bleeding >take him to hospital >reveals the guy lured him in a remote alley and r---- him >they dig a hole in the ground >pushed him in, covered the upper part of his body with a white sheet >the town's mullah picked up a stone, shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and threw the first stone >the rest of the town and everyone else followed after him He died in like five minutes, I threw a couple stones too. They took his body to wash and bury and we went back to the station. We had the rest of that day off.
249KiB, 860x446, hug.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + [317/29/108] What is the most F-ed up thing you've ever seen in your c---? Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 21:17:48 No.156465839 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>156466186 >>156466263 >>156466877 >>156466884 >>156466976 >>156467281 >>156467351 >>156467787 >>156467941 >>156468059 >>156468105 >>156468680 >>156468722 >>156468841 >>156469233 >>156469355 >>156469785 >>156469969 >>156471006 >>156471480 >>156471656 >>156471758 >>156472252 >>156472452 >>156474059 >>156474094>>156474936 >>156475442 >>156475612 >>156476662 >>156476712 >>156479046 >>156479369 >>156480351 >>156480623 >>156482933 >>156483868 >>156484442 I once saw an actual stoning! >during my mandatory military service in IRGC >be stationed near a bunch of small towns >one day they wake us up earlier than usual >say there is to be a public execution and they need extra security so they're taking us >we get on a minibus, go to the designated place >a huge crowed is gathered about >a big truck comes a unloads like a ton of stones >this is when we realize it's gonna be a stoning >they bring out a guy with his eyes covered and his hands tied behind his back >guy had a sandwich stand >apparently one of these street kids who work odd jobs after school goes home >wakes up in the middle of the night with severe bleeding >take him to hospital >reveals the guy lured him in a remote alley and r---- him >they dig a hole in the ground >pushed him in, covered the upper part of his body with a white sheet >the town's mullah picked up a stone, shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and threw the first stone >the rest of the town and everyone else followed after him He died in like five minutes, I threw a couple stones too. They took his body to wash and bury and we went back to the station. We had the rest of that day off.

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File: 1728235281152624.jpg (143 KB, 731x1023) Fischbrötchen Fischfrikadelle Matjessalat Bismarck-Krabben-Lachs Matjes Seelachs Seelachs-Ei Krabben Makrele Räucherlachs Rollmops Matjessalat Matjessalat-Seelachs Stremellachs Bismarck Bratroller Brathering Peffermakrele ☐ Anonymous (ID: Pfv+uxiA 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:17 No.484027975 >>484028088 >>484028452 >>484029660 >>484029777 >>484029920 >>484029997 >>484030263 >>484030345 >>484030373 >>484033579 >>484033627 >>484033695 >>484033811 >>484034212 >>484034446 >>484034786 >>484034823 >>484034943 >>484035256 >>484035307 >>484035505 >>484036198 >>484036268 >>484036399 >>484036611 >>484037084 >>484037167 >>484037519 >>484038109 >>484038860 >>484043451 >>484043643 >>484043896 >>484043985 >>484044016 >>484044571 >>484044596 >>484044676 >>484044864 >>484044937 >>484045288 Krauts deserved to lose both world wars and everything bad that happens to them is deserved >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: aOsjLQUO) 10/07/24(Mon) 13:39:57 No.484028088 ►>>484028452 File: 1721586604295810.png (195 KB, 426x427) >>484027975 (OP) >order krabben sandwich >look inside >full of shrimp >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: 60ZBU4AZ 10/07/24(Mon)14:02:29 No.484029660 File: Fischbroetchen-2.jpg (140 KB, 1024x1001) >>484027975 (OP) you seethe leaves more for me
File: 1728235281152624.jpg (143 KB, 731x1023) Fischbrötchen Fischfrikadelle Matjessalat Bismarck-Krabben-Lachs Matjes Seelachs Seelachs-Ei Krabben Makrele Räucherlachs Rollmops Matjessalat Matjessalat-Seelachs Stremellachs Bismarck Bratroller Brathering Peffermakrele ☐ Anonymous (ID: Pfv+uxiA 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:17 No.484027975 >>484028088 >>484028452 >>484029660 >>484029777 >>484029920 >>484029997 >>484030263 >>484030345 >>484030373 >>484033579 >>484033627 >>484033695 >>484033811 >>484034212 >>484034446 >>484034786 >>484034823 >>484034943 >>484035256 >>484035307 >>484035505 >>484036198 >>484036268 >>484036399 >>484036611 >>484037084 >>484037167 >>484037519 >>484038109 >>484038860 >>484043451 >>484043643 >>484043896 >>484043985 >>484044016 >>484044571 >>484044596 >>484044676 >>484044864 >>484044937 >>484045288 Krauts deserved to lose both world wars and everything bad that happens to them is deserved >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: aOsjLQUO) 10/07/24(Mon) 13:39:57 No.484028088 ►>>484028452 File: 1721586604295810.png (195 KB, 426x427) >>484027975 (OP) >order krabben sandwich >look inside >full of shrimp >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: 60ZBU4AZ 10/07/24(Mon)14:02:29 No.484029660 File: Fischbroetchen-2.jpg (140 KB, 1024x1001) >>484027975 (OP) you seethe leaves more for me

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Copulating green male Observing female Observing female Rejected pink male >girls >want men to be taller than them >also girls >wear heels out that make them like 3 inches taller Why Are they just stupid?
Copulating green male Observing female Observing female Rejected pink male >girls >want men to be taller than them >also girls >wear heels out that make them like 3 inches taller Why Are they just stupid?

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05.30.2018 05:32 >be me >start to feel bad about spending too much time on computer >decide to go for a bike ride >ride through neighborhood to downtown to bike path >kamala/walz stuff everywhere >rainbow flags >those "in our america..." lawn signs all over >don't even care about politics but it's all so gross and pretentious >see disgustingly obese woman with her boyfriend walking their dog >they both look like absolute white trash goblins >their vibe is antisocial and retarded, like it's everybody else's fault they're gross >get to bike path, sun is in my eyes too bright even though I have sun glasses on >annoying families with their kids wandering on the path so I can't really ride smoothly >do a quick loop around and go home right away >sit back down in front of computer, so much happier instantly Am I just an a------ or is outside pretty repulsive?
05.30.2018 05:32 >be me >start to feel bad about spending too much time on computer >decide to go for a bike ride >ride through neighborhood to downtown to bike path >kamala/walz stuff everywhere >rainbow flags >those "in our america..." lawn signs all over >don't even care about politics but it's all so gross and pretentious >see disgustingly obese woman with her boyfriend walking their dog >they both look like absolute white trash goblins >their vibe is antisocial and retarded, like it's everybody else's fault they're gross >get to bike path, sun is in my eyes too bright even though I have sun glasses on >annoying families with their kids wandering on the path so I can't really ride smoothly >do a quick loop around and go home right away >sit back down in front of computer, so much happier instantly Am I just an a------ or is outside pretty repulsive?

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Anon makes a wish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous northstar is this thing loaded? 248 KB JPG 10/06/24(Sun) 23:11:20 No.925562511 >be me at 20 years old, 2008-2009ish >Hanging with first GF in my car with the heater on cause we live in Minnesota and it's cold >Clock strikes 11:11 and she says "11:11 make a wish!" >She does this every day for months in a row and I always wish for random s--- that never comes true >We break up for unrelated reasons, mainly distance as college pulled me away >She gets diagnosed with f------ cancer >I go and visit her, she's bald but I tell her she's beautiful anyways >She's sick and sitting in bed, I'm hanging with her in her room laughing and we're listening to the band Northstar (old album from pic related) >It's November 11th, and the clock strikes 11:11 >I tell her to make a wish >Tell her I wish for her to get better soon and she says she wishes the same >On my drive home she calls and says she misses me but I tell her I'll visit again soon >It's not exactly miraculous, but she ends up getting better and beating cancer >She ends up getting a new boyfriend around 2014 and I see pics of them on Instagram >I get a warm feeling of happiness seeing her smile despite not being hers >Years later tonight I'm listening to Northstar while playing Vampire survivors and randomly thinking of her >She probably doesn't think of me often now as she's a mom but I had to share this story cause I think of her often
: Anonymous northstar is this thing loaded? 248 KB JPG 10/06/24(Sun) 23:11:20 No.925562511 >be me at 20 years old, 2008-2009ish >Hanging with first GF in my car with the heater on cause we live in Minnesota and it's cold >Clock strikes 11:11 and she says "11:11 make a wish!" >She does this every day for months in a row and I always wish for random s--- that never comes true >We break up for unrelated reasons, mainly distance as college pulled me away >She gets diagnosed with f------ cancer >I go and visit her, she's bald but I tell her she's beautiful anyways >She's sick and sitting in bed, I'm hanging with her in her room laughing and we're listening to the band Northstar (old album from pic related) >It's November 11th, and the clock strikes 11:11 >I tell her to make a wish >Tell her I wish for her to get better soon and she says she wishes the same >On my drive home she calls and says she misses me but I tell her I'll visit again soon >It's not exactly miraculous, but she ends up getting better and beating cancer >She ends up getting a new boyfriend around 2014 and I see pics of them on Instagram >I get a warm feeling of happiness seeing her smile despite not being hers >Years later tonight I'm listening to Northstar while playing Vampire survivors and randomly thinking of her >She probably doesn't think of me often now as she's a mom but I had to share this story cause I think of her often

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Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)20:46:19 No.71377096 Have I Fruly become an engineer? 627EF8DD-B176-47A9-A953-3FCEE1D767B3.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >hate every minute of engineer school >today I graduated >no fanfare or celebration because December >just kind of walk outside and be finished >that is it, just leave Is this how prisoners feel?
Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)20:46:19 No.71377096 Have I Fruly become an engineer? 627EF8DD-B176-47A9-A953-3FCEE1D767B3.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >hate every minute of engineer school >today I graduated >no fanfare or celebration because December >just kind of walk outside and be finished >that is it, just leave Is this how prisoners feel?

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Anonymous GIF | 20.26 KB Monday 2024-10-07 01:55:44 6 minutes ago 1 Reply 0 Images 79042225 >be me >recently single (like 3 months after 3 years) >6'4" 220 decently attractive tech job went to a good school work out daily etc etc >basically all the boxes checked imo >go on first date yesterday >we talked for like a week or so beforehand (over text, not on hinge) >have at least a few mutual friends >like all the same stuff >started at patio bar near her apartment >had really good convo, got pizza, only ate a few pieces, talked for like an hour >went to second bar (her favorite bar) for a nightcap >talked for another hour >seemed like it was going REALLY well >planned to have second date on wednesday of next week >walk her home, say goodbyes, make out for about 10 seconds >get in uber >go to text her about 5 minutes later >number blocked >removed as follow on instagram (she followed me first) >unmatched on hinge What the f--- happened? I've had much more cordial responses after MUCH worse dates before. REPLY
Anonymous GIF | 20.26 KB Monday 2024-10-07 01:55:44 6 minutes ago 1 Reply 0 Images 79042225 >be me >recently single (like 3 months after 3 years) >6'4" 220 decently attractive tech job went to a good school work out daily etc etc >basically all the boxes checked imo >go on first date yesterday >we talked for like a week or so beforehand (over text, not on hinge) >have at least a few mutual friends >like all the same stuff >started at patio bar near her apartment >had really good convo, got pizza, only ate a few pieces, talked for like an hour >went to second bar (her favorite bar) for a nightcap >talked for another hour >seemed like it was going REALLY well >planned to have second date on wednesday of next week >walk her home, say goodbyes, make out for about 10 seconds >get in uber >go to text her about 5 minutes later >number blocked >removed as follow on instagram (she followed me first) >unmatched on hinge What the f--- happened? I've had much more cordial responses after MUCH worse dates before. REPLY

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