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Anonymous (ID: kuwod9X1 Never talk about politics on a(...) 87 KB PNG C 06/29/23(Thu)08:38:51 No.432546445 > Be me. > Spend two years longing for this girl that works at my local comic book store. > Humping my pillow madly every night. > Decided to do something about it. > Enrolled on Andrew Tate's course. > Spent literally thousands getting myself a little confidence. > Finally have the courage to ask girl out. > She agrees to come for dinner with me. We go to Denny's. > We both ate pancakes and bacon and spoke at length about manga. > At one point we started holding hands under the table and I'm suddenly feeling really hot. > Start to think that this would be the day I kiss my first girl. > Ask for the tab. > I pay the full bill. > Girl then says something like why are you not tipping? > I make a casual comment that tipping is Jewish. > She's stunned and ask what I'm talking about. > I tell her again that tipping is Jewish and if she wanted to she could come back to my place and watch some YouTube videos on their history in Africa and Europe. > She sighs and walks out the restaurant. > I follow her outside and shout that she's an ungrateful fat bitch who has only used me for a free meal. > She drives away.

Anonymous (ID: kuwod9X1 Never talk about politics on a(...) 87 KB PNG C 06/29/23(Thu)08:38:51 No.432546445 > Be me. > Spend two years longing for this girl that works at my local comic book store. > Humping my pillow madly every night. > Decided to do something about it. > Enrolled on Andrew Tate's course. > Spent literally thousands getting myself a little confidence. > Finally have the courage to ask girl out. > She agrees to come for dinner with me. We go to Denny's. > We both ate pancakes and bacon and spoke at length about manga. > At one point we started holding hands under the table and I'm suddenly feeling really hot. > Start to think that this would be the day I kiss my first girl. > Ask for the tab. > I pay the full bill. > Girl then says something like why are you not tipping? > I make a casual comment that tipping is Jewish. > She's stunned and ask what I'm talking about. > I tell her again that tipping is Jewish and if she wanted to she could come back to my place and watch some YouTube videos on their history in Africa and Europe. > She sighs and walks out the restaurant. > I follow her outside and shout that she's an ungrateful fat bitch who has only used me for a free meal. > She drives away.

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Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/09/21(Fri)01:52:50 No.62492809 >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho >get back to my car as it's getting dark >chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day 7/10 it was ok >wake up >feelin kinda depressed >google highest point in my county >mt. whatever >drive 45mins to some trailhead >hike 3 hours to summit >m,mmm sippy sipp >drive home feeling somewhat less depressed 3 Replies View Thread

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/09/21(Fri)01:52:50 No.62492809 >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho >get back to my car as it's getting dark >chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day 7/10 it was ok >wake up >feelin kinda depressed >google highest point in my county >mt. whatever >drive 45mins to some trailhead >hike 3 hours to summit >m,mmm sippy sipp >drive home feeling somewhat less depressed 3 Replies View Thread

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anon has the shit blown out of him | /r/Greentext

108 KB JPG >be me >19yo Russian dude >fed pro-Russia s--- since I was born, know no other way of thinking >enlist >go to Ukraine or some s--- >get hit by grenade >ohshitohfuck.png >dying cold and alone 1000 miles away from mommy and fresh tendies >look up >drone >it takes a photo of my last breaths >edgy 9 year old TikTok monkey posts the photo with s----- background music fit for a 2009 pornhub video laughing at my demise

108 KB JPG >be me >19yo Russian dude >fed pro-Russia s--- since I was born, know no other way of thinking >enlist >go to Ukraine or some s--- >get hit by grenade >ohshitohfuck.png >dying cold and alone 1000 miles away from mommy and fresh tendies >look up >drone >it takes a photo of my last breaths >edgy 9 year old TikTok monkey posts the photo with s----- background music fit for a 2009 pornhub video laughing at my demise

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Anon talks about wasted potential | /r/Greentext

Is Incredibles the most wasted universe? Is Incredibles the most wasted(...) 06/30/23(Fri)15:04:22 No.138027107 IMG_2136.jpg 24 KB JPG >create a sociopathic, narcissistic superhero with OP microwave powers, that saves people exclusively to get laid and famous, and is only a "hero" because he's paid to kill the right people >don't >basically make Homelander before Homelander >could easily being him back to become the villain of the sequel, bringing the morality of supers into question right after the first movie dealt with the legality

Is Incredibles the most wasted universe? Is Incredibles the most wasted(...) 06/30/23(Fri)15:04:22 No.138027107 IMG_2136.jpg 24 KB JPG >create a sociopathic, narcissistic superhero with OP microwave powers, that saves people exclusively to get laid and famous, and is only a "hero" because he's paid to kill the right people >don't >basically make Homelander before Homelander >could easily being him back to become the villain of the sequel, bringing the morality of supers into question right after the first movie dealt with the legality

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Anon mom discover anon secret folder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)01:11:33 No. 129919342 File: 1599187904873.jpg (54 KB, 908x666) >Mom found my gigachad folder >Says she saw a folder of buff half naked guys on my computer and asks if I'm gay

Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)01:11:33 No. 129919342 File: 1599187904873.jpg (54 KB, 908x666) >Mom found my gigachad folder >Says she saw a folder of buff half naked guys on my computer and asks if I'm gay

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Anonymous 128 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)10:02:00 No.99633489 If Nirvana were formed today they probably wouldn't even have a single song written, let alone be popular >>99633540 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>99633489 # Why 11/19/20(Thu)09:55:11 No.99633435 Do you think Nirvana would have been popular if it was formed today? 11/19/20(Thu)10:04:16 No.99633506 11/19/20(Thu)10:09:10 No.99633540 >>99633628 # >>99634389 # >>99633700 # : Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)10:13:35 No.99633577 11/19/20(Thu)10:19:34 No.99633628 : Anonymous >>99633540 # Because they only just formed today >>99633674 # >>99633872 #

Anonymous 128 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)10:02:00 No.99633489 If Nirvana were formed today they probably wouldn't even have a single song written, let alone be popular >>99633540 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>99633489 # Why 11/19/20(Thu)09:55:11 No.99633435 Do you think Nirvana would have been popular if it was formed today? 11/19/20(Thu)10:04:16 No.99633506 11/19/20(Thu)10:09:10 No.99633540 >>99633628 # >>99634389 # >>99633700 # : Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)10:13:35 No.99633577 11/19/20(Thu)10:19:34 No.99633628 : Anonymous >>99633540 # Because they only just formed today >>99633674 # >>99633872 #

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Anon is concerned | /r/Greentext

1.47 MB PNG Is it morally wrong to work on this project? >Working for a large corporation on an Al project like OnlyFans except all the content is Al integrated into VR >You tell the Al generator what kind of p--- you want, and it prompts itself to make the most viral, addictive version of whatever you're into >The Al is disgustingly good at mimicking people. >It's $1.50 per hour to use >We hired 50 men and 50 women to try it out, gave them unlimited free access to test the user interface in our facility >37 were married when we began, but 5 filed for divorce within a week and 10 more the next week >The 20 and 70 year olds are so addicted, they never leave our facility now >We have 4 couples using VR to have sex together and manipulating each other's bodies, 67 year old men have throbbing 10 inch cocks in VR >The algorithm suggests more taboo scenarios each time >3 weeks in, half of them are watching granny fart sniffing or dirty toe licking. One guy is f------ women surgically attached to cars (pic related) Public release is in less than a year.

1.47 MB PNG Is it morally wrong to work on this project? >Working for a large corporation on an Al project like OnlyFans except all the content is Al integrated into VR >You tell the Al generator what kind of p--- you want, and it prompts itself to make the most viral, addictive version of whatever you're into >The Al is disgustingly good at mimicking people. >It's $1.50 per hour to use >We hired 50 men and 50 women to try it out, gave them unlimited free access to test the user interface in our facility >37 were married when we began, but 5 filed for divorce within a week and 10 more the next week >The 20 and 70 year olds are so addicted, they never leave our facility now >We have 4 couples using VR to have sex together and manipulating each other's bodies, 67 year old men have throbbing 10 inch cocks in VR >The algorithm suggests more taboo scenarios each time >3 weeks in, half of them are watching granny fart sniffing or dirty toe licking. One guy is f------ women surgically attached to cars (pic related) Public release is in less than a year.

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Anon shat himself on the bus | /r/Greentext

File: FwQ54S9WAA4doVc.jpg (35 KB, 637x607) Why did this happen again? Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat)10:58:04 No.73863148 [Reply] ► >be me >on bus back from work >bus full and hot af >sweaty.jpeg >feel fart approaching the shute >not sure if to let it rip or hold it in >Beyblade theme songs play in my head >F--- IT. LET IT RIP >??? IT DID NOT RIP GUYS. IT OPENED THE FLOOD GATES >liquid s--- starts flowing down my legs and im wearing shorts. >still in bus and people start noticing >next stop is few minutes away at the least and I have to wait in a bus full of people staring at me with s--- down my legs and now on my shoes and a bit on the floor trail of s--- behind me >bus finally stops and i dart out with I just got home and took shower to try and wash the filth and wipe off the tears, Think ill just quit this job and find work from home

File: FwQ54S9WAA4doVc.jpg (35 KB, 637x607) Why did this happen again? Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat)10:58:04 No.73863148 [Reply] ► >be me >on bus back from work >bus full and hot af >sweaty.jpeg >feel fart approaching the shute >not sure if to let it rip or hold it in >Beyblade theme songs play in my head >F--- IT. LET IT RIP >??? IT DID NOT RIP GUYS. IT OPENED THE FLOOD GATES >liquid s--- starts flowing down my legs and im wearing shorts. >still in bus and people start noticing >next stop is few minutes away at the least and I have to wait in a bus full of people staring at me with s--- down my legs and now on my shoes and a bit on the floor trail of s--- behind me >bus finally stops and i dart out with I just got home and took shower to try and wash the filth and wipe off the tears, Think ill just quit this job and find work from home

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Anon is an atheist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 97 KB JPG a cult : Anonymous >>901840880 (OP) # Pretty ok 07/01/23(Sat)08:29:10 No.901840880 question for the religious bros here. what's it like being a gullible sheep that can't think for themselves and spends their time praying to a god that does not exist and worshiping the words of a book that is very obviously a collection of fairy tales and also giving money and time to a church that is very obviously structured as >>901841030 # 07/01/23(Sat)08:29:58 No.901840903 : Anonymous >>901840880 (OP) # what's it like doing all the same things but for the losing side? got enough copium over there, you satanist p---? >>901841271 # 07/01/23(Sat) 08:31:03 No.901840942 : Anonymous >>901840942 # how are we losing? if anything religion is dying 07/01/23(Sat)08:34:02 No.901841030 07/01/23(Sat)08:34:06 No.901841032 : Anonymous Love you lads see you tomorrow F--- I'm high

: Anonymous 97 KB JPG a cult : Anonymous >>901840880 (OP) # Pretty ok 07/01/23(Sat)08:29:10 No.901840880 question for the religious bros here. what's it like being a gullible sheep that can't think for themselves and spends their time praying to a god that does not exist and worshiping the words of a book that is very obviously a collection of fairy tales and also giving money and time to a church that is very obviously structured as >>901841030 # 07/01/23(Sat)08:29:58 No.901840903 : Anonymous >>901840880 (OP) # what's it like doing all the same things but for the losing side? got enough copium over there, you satanist p---? >>901841271 # 07/01/23(Sat) 08:31:03 No.901840942 : Anonymous >>901840942 # how are we losing? if anything religion is dying 07/01/23(Sat)08:34:02 No.901841030 07/01/23(Sat)08:34:06 No.901841032 : Anonymous Love you lads see you tomorrow F--- I'm high

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Anon needs help | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 238 KB JPG 06/30/23(Fri)02:28:34 No.29249675 Help me guys >my birthday was last week >close female friend announces shes gonna host a bday party for me at her place >s--- ton of people show up, I get totally f------ obliterated >lots of fun for all, I black out eventually >come back to life the afternoon after the party >my girlfriend is livid with me >apparently right before i blacked out, I slapped the butt of the girl hosting the party >girlfriend saw me do it >she already has all sorts of insecurities and thinks im going to cheat on her >feel like absolute s--- since thats not in my character at all >tell her it was just some kind of dumb friend thing I did >dont even remember doing it >start texting my friend to apologize, gf tells me to stop since she thinks it would embarrass her >shes still mad at me I don't what else to say other than it was a dumb drunk thing for me to do. I hate using the fact that I was drunk as an excuse, but that's how it happened. She's still mad at me and I don't know what to do. Part of me thinks she's overreacting, but I know if I even mentioned that she would blow the f--- up on me

Anonymous 238 KB JPG 06/30/23(Fri)02:28:34 No.29249675 Help me guys >my birthday was last week >close female friend announces shes gonna host a bday party for me at her place >s--- ton of people show up, I get totally f------ obliterated >lots of fun for all, I black out eventually >come back to life the afternoon after the party >my girlfriend is livid with me >apparently right before i blacked out, I slapped the butt of the girl hosting the party >girlfriend saw me do it >she already has all sorts of insecurities and thinks im going to cheat on her >feel like absolute s--- since thats not in my character at all >tell her it was just some kind of dumb friend thing I did >dont even remember doing it >start texting my friend to apologize, gf tells me to stop since she thinks it would embarrass her >shes still mad at me I don't what else to say other than it was a dumb drunk thing for me to do. I hate using the fact that I was drunk as an excuse, but that's how it happened. She's still mad at me and I don't know what to do. Part of me thinks she's overreacting, but I know if I even mentioned that she would blow the f--- up on me

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Gamin time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 517 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)21:11:06 No.642579635 >Gamerpic: Bubble Gum >Zone: Underground Yup, time to game.

: Anonymous 517 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)21:11:06 No.642579635 >Gamerpic: Bubble Gum >Zone: Underground Yup, time to game.

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If only you knew | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/03/19(Wed)04:15:39 No.50263503 >>50263469 If only you knew how good things are going to be.

Anonymous 04/03/19(Wed)04:15:39 No.50263503 >>50263469 If only you knew how good things are going to be.

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Anon gets canceled | /r/Greentext

File: fly.jpg (41 KB, 550x535) Anonymous (ID: UjvtqL68 06/30/23(Fri)11:08:30 No.432751302 >>432751921 >>432752255 >>432752260 >>432752294 >>432752369 >>432756206 >>432756782 >>432760870 >>432762025 >>432751728 I am a very well known figure in a fandom. I had 7,000 followers on an art account, and my side account regularly got 1,000+ like tweets for my theories about the franchise. I was always quiet about politics. In February, I saw a Chinese artist who needed google translate to speak get bullied off the bird app for saying she didn't want to draw breast mutilation scars. I snapped and said it's her right not to draw it and you can never change your gender. I became publicly against mutilation. The reaction to this was insane, it blew the f--- up (like I had expected). Cancel tweets all over. In no time I was literally famous for being a "transphobe." Nearly 1,000 accounts have me blocked. Several wished death on me and some even suggested doxing. An account with 30,000 followers became obsessed with f------ with me. She even tried to get her followers to mass report me. Didn't work. A huge account was cancelled for interacting nicely with me. The tweets harassing her got over 20,000 likes and she deactivated. I joined three Discords. Two banned me. Another large one didn't, but they called the owner a transphobe for allowing me to be there and she had a mental breakdown, deleted the server and then started talking about killing herself. Still hasn't come back online. They've mostly gotten bored of me now. But it's made me realize just how much power I hold simply by standing my ground, never apologizing, never deactivating and being true to what I think. They've admitted my mere existence causes them to become unbearably angry, and that I'm spreading "harmful information" (linking to real studies). It was rough enduring this s---, but in turn I've formed my own community of people who gravitated towards me during it all because they saw the insanity of what was happening. I wish more people were bold enough to do what I had done and not back down from pressure. It's the only way to defeat this. Thanks for reading my personal blog.

File: fly.jpg (41 KB, 550x535) Anonymous (ID: UjvtqL68 06/30/23(Fri)11:08:30 No.432751302 >>432751921 >>432752255 >>432752260 >>432752294 >>432752369 >>432756206 >>432756782 >>432760870 >>432762025 >>432751728 I am a very well known figure in a fandom. I had 7,000 followers on an art account, and my side account regularly got 1,000+ like tweets for my theories about the franchise. I was always quiet about politics. In February, I saw a Chinese artist who needed google translate to speak get bullied off the bird app for saying she didn't want to draw breast mutilation scars. I snapped and said it's her right not to draw it and you can never change your gender. I became publicly against mutilation. The reaction to this was insane, it blew the f--- up (like I had expected). Cancel tweets all over. In no time I was literally famous for being a "transphobe." Nearly 1,000 accounts have me blocked. Several wished death on me and some even suggested doxing. An account with 30,000 followers became obsessed with f------ with me. She even tried to get her followers to mass report me. Didn't work. A huge account was cancelled for interacting nicely with me. The tweets harassing her got over 20,000 likes and she deactivated. I joined three Discords. Two banned me. Another large one didn't, but they called the owner a transphobe for allowing me to be there and she had a mental breakdown, deleted the server and then started talking about killing herself. Still hasn't come back online. They've mostly gotten bored of me now. But it's made me realize just how much power I hold simply by standing my ground, never apologizing, never deactivating and being true to what I think. They've admitted my mere existence causes them to become unbearably angry, and that I'm spreading "harmful information" (linking to real studies). It was rough enduring this s---, but in turn I've formed my own community of people who gravitated towards me during it all because they saw the insanity of what was happening. I wish more people were bold enough to do what I had done and not back down from pressure. It's the only way to defeat this. Thanks for reading my personal blog.

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: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)09:59:40 No.857415324 history time >be fwansh >joie de vivre in 1838 >tootling down the street in Paris, looking for a baguette or a harlot >realize your boots are scuffed >notice a feces-covered urchin with a shoe-shining stand on a corner 2 Replies >ohlala.daguerrotype >toss the little bastard a franc, stick your boot on his bench, and tell him to go to town >become the first human being ever to be recorded in a photograph >pic related View Thread Anonymous >>857415324 (OP) # that picture looks like s--- 06/22/21(Tue)10:01:17 No.857415390

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)09:59:40 No.857415324 history time >be fwansh >joie de vivre in 1838 >tootling down the street in Paris, looking for a baguette or a harlot >realize your boots are scuffed >notice a feces-covered urchin with a shoe-shining stand on a corner 2 Replies >ohlala.daguerrotype >toss the little bastard a franc, stick your boot on his bench, and tell him to go to town >become the first human being ever to be recorded in a photograph >pic related View Thread Anonymous >>857415324 (OP) # that picture looks like s--- 06/22/21(Tue)10:01:17 No.857415390

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O Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri)12:13:07 No.73856270 65711AAF-7B34-4AF8-872D-7(...).jpg (74 KB, 1280x720) File: >me and friends walking around neighborhood one day >there's this spot by the train tracks we hung at >we hear this other worldly singing as we get closer to it >there's this creepy looking doll singing on the table we made >I shove it in my bag for no reason >later that night we light it on fire >friend kicks it straight at my head >dodge it That would've sucked if it hit me.

O Anonymous 06/30/23 (Fri)12:13:07 No.73856270 65711AAF-7B34-4AF8-872D-7(...).jpg (74 KB, 1280x720) File: >me and friends walking around neighborhood one day >there's this spot by the train tracks we hung at >we hear this other worldly singing as we get closer to it >there's this creepy looking doll singing on the table we made >I shove it in my bag for no reason >later that night we light it on fire >friend kicks it straight at my head >dodge it That would've sucked if it hit me.

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3 What do I do wrong? >be me, 20 >move to a big city for univercity >to save a bit of money I got here in January instead of september, following the first lessons online >get to a sort of uni dorm, but in reality it's just apartament of 3 people >always had trobule making friends, so I decide to greet every single person in the building >I wanted to be the friendlist possible by inviting my new neighbours to eat together and other staff >of course some people just couldn't be bothered but a few seemed friendly and like-minded >over the course of these months I just got progressively ignored or ghosted >at univercity people are even more fake and distnat, probably because my course is full of spoiled kids (medicine) >I used instagram pages to meet students and do stuff (in Italy they are called spotted pages) >even there, people talk just a bit at first and then ignore me, some before even meeting in person despite it being the point >almost everyone I met in this city acts like their mere precense is a gift to me >It got to the point of being humilating, costantly being the one to ask for company and being ignored anyway >I'm just spending my days alone in view of the exams I have to do this month and then I'll go back to my town From the bottom of my heart i don't know what I'm doing wrong. I even started being paranoid about my apparence, from just one shower a day to 2 (one with hair and one without) and buying new clothes and shoes. I do not want to alarm my family in any way about my situation, so I have no one to talk about this; i already scheduled an appointment to a psychologist. What do you suggest I should do when I come back here in september?

3 What do I do wrong? >be me, 20 >move to a big city for univercity >to save a bit of money I got here in January instead of september, following the first lessons online >get to a sort of uni dorm, but in reality it's just apartament of 3 people >always had trobule making friends, so I decide to greet every single person in the building >I wanted to be the friendlist possible by inviting my new neighbours to eat together and other staff >of course some people just couldn't be bothered but a few seemed friendly and like-minded >over the course of these months I just got progressively ignored or ghosted >at univercity people are even more fake and distnat, probably because my course is full of spoiled kids (medicine) >I used instagram pages to meet students and do stuff (in Italy they are called spotted pages) >even there, people talk just a bit at first and then ignore me, some before even meeting in person despite it being the point >almost everyone I met in this city acts like their mere precense is a gift to me >It got to the point of being humilating, costantly being the one to ask for company and being ignored anyway >I'm just spending my days alone in view of the exams I have to do this month and then I'll go back to my town From the bottom of my heart i don't know what I'm doing wrong. I even started being paranoid about my apparence, from just one shower a day to 2 (one with hair and one without) and buying new clothes and shoes. I do not want to alarm my family in any way about my situation, so I have no one to talk about this; i already scheduled an appointment to a psychologist. What do you suggest I should do when I come back here in september?

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: Anonymous 200 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)20:39:25 No.901811533 >be me >be last week or tuesday or 2017 or whatever >be walking down the street >suddenly can't remember if I put my shoes on before leaving the house this morning >stop dead >coldsweat.zip >panic attack starting >hollow feeling of dread in pit of stomach >brace myself >look down >I have my shoes on >everything worked out fine in the end

: Anonymous 200 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)20:39:25 No.901811533 >be me >be last week or tuesday or 2017 or whatever >be walking down the street >suddenly can't remember if I put my shoes on before leaving the house this morning >stop dead >coldsweat.zip >panic attack starting >hollow feeling of dread in pit of stomach >brace myself >look down >I have my shoes on >everything worked out fine in the end

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Anon needs a new friend. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymons 06/22/23(Thu)19:20:48 No.73765839 When the game takes a while to load, and you think about your life for a few seconds 1671906509377732.jpg 105 KB JPG >middle school >I meet up with my friend at his class during a break. >girl asks him for help with something simple >l begin to say "oh, all you need to do..." >Girl cuts me off with "SHUT UP, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >My friend says "YEAH, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >I stand there trying to think of what I did wrong I could have chalked it up to just some girl being a bitch, but my friend agreed with her, so I obviously did something wrong. Couldn't figure out what. I just stayed away from girls after that >>73766524 #

: Anonymons 06/22/23(Thu)19:20:48 No.73765839 When the game takes a while to load, and you think about your life for a few seconds 1671906509377732.jpg 105 KB JPG >middle school >I meet up with my friend at his class during a break. >girl asks him for help with something simple >l begin to say "oh, all you need to do..." >Girl cuts me off with "SHUT UP, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >My friend says "YEAH, NO ONE ASKED YOU" >I stand there trying to think of what I did wrong I could have chalked it up to just some girl being a bitch, but my friend agreed with her, so I obviously did something wrong. Couldn't figure out what. I just stayed away from girls after that >>73766524 #

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Anonymous 322 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)11:06:39 No.73855566 >sit indoors all day and drink coffee >anxiety increase to this behavior) >heartrate pumping hard >>73855788 # >dont resolve my problems because they are too stressing to deal with and just avoid them leading to more anxiety >actually on the way to solving one due to panic (might have severe add leading : Anonymous >>73855566 (OP) # >drinking coffee already when you feel impending doom You are dumb as s---. 06/30/23(Fri)11:08:14 No.73855580

Anonymous 322 KB PNG 06/30/23(Fri)11:06:39 No.73855566 >sit indoors all day and drink coffee >anxiety increase to this behavior) >heartrate pumping hard >>73855788 # >dont resolve my problems because they are too stressing to deal with and just avoid them leading to more anxiety >actually on the way to solving one due to panic (might have severe add leading : Anonymous >>73855566 (OP) # >drinking coffee already when you feel impending doom You are dumb as s---. 06/30/23(Fri)11:08:14 No.73855580

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