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File: Panasonic-Microwave-NN-SN(.).jpg (248 KB, 1500x1500) O Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)22:25:23 No.865608349 [Reply] >Put food in >mmmmmmmmmmm >beep >Food hot Obviously it teleports your food to the hot dimension and back after a specified amount of time. >Yeah dude it's "microwaves" duh >It resonates the "water molecules" >"Just trust me!" Are the globalist even trying anymore?
File: Panasonic-Microwave-NN-SN(.).jpg (248 KB, 1500x1500) O Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)22:25:23 No.865608349 [Reply] >Put food in >mmmmmmmmmmm >beep >Food hot Obviously it teleports your food to the hot dimension and back after a specified amount of time. >Yeah dude it's "microwaves" duh >It resonates the "water molecules" >"Just trust me!" Are the globalist even trying anymore?

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: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)22:10:02 No.793849895 >be me, 19 EM NOT VEAL >dad got a new job, brings up his old work bench from RIGHT. the downstairs that's been collecting dust Whatcha bringing that upstairs for dad? "For my new job! Haven't used this thing in forever. Remember these pictures?" >he shows me magnets on the side of the bench of me and my little bro from 10 35 KB JPG years ago >cringe but laugh at how I used to look, scrawny f--- with buck teeth bc it was before I had braces >notice he had baseball shaped silly bandz in his bench drawers Damn, this thing really is old! Where'd these come from? "You guys gave them to me so I kept them in there!" he says happily as he rolls it into the next room >sit there and smile as I realize my dad really has cared for my lil bro and I all these years >feel sad because when we were that little my parents were going through a rough divorce, mom manipulated bro and I to hate my dad >replace the sadness with happiness once more, the past is in the past. I love my dad. View Thread
: Anonymous 02/28/19(Thu)22:10:02 No.793849895 >be me, 19 EM NOT VEAL >dad got a new job, brings up his old work bench from RIGHT. the downstairs that's been collecting dust Whatcha bringing that upstairs for dad? "For my new job! Haven't used this thing in forever. Remember these pictures?" >he shows me magnets on the side of the bench of me and my little bro from 10 35 KB JPG years ago >cringe but laugh at how I used to look, scrawny f--- with buck teeth bc it was before I had braces >notice he had baseball shaped silly bandz in his bench drawers Damn, this thing really is old! Where'd these come from? "You guys gave them to me so I kept them in there!" he says happily as he rolls it into the next room >sit there and smile as I realize my dad really has cared for my lil bro and I all these years >feel sad because when we were that little my parents were going through a rough divorce, mom manipulated bro and I to hate my dad >replace the sadness with happiness once more, the past is in the past. I love my dad. View Thread

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Impurrfect stuffing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Did I just get r----? 10/26/21(Tue)02:29:14 No.65904363 >talk to guy from online >we talk for awhile and even send flirty stuff >eventually he asks to hang at my place >invite him over 179 KB JPG >we make out and he then starts fingering me >he then pulls out his penis and has me blow him >i suggest we go to the bedroom instead if we're gonna down on each other >he mounts on top of me and i tell him no >he has me get on top of him now >he starts fingering me while kissing me >he slides his penis inbetween my thighs >eventually he starts prodding me with it >i tell him now >he just lowers me down to kiss him >he then forcefully shoves himself inside of me >he then turns me over on my back and begins having sex with me >i don't say anything and just let it happen >he pulls out and c--- on my chest Was this normal or did he go too far? I only had sex once before this
: Anonymous Did I just get r----? 10/26/21(Tue)02:29:14 No.65904363 >talk to guy from online >we talk for awhile and even send flirty stuff >eventually he asks to hang at my place >invite him over 179 KB JPG >we make out and he then starts fingering me >he then pulls out his penis and has me blow him >i suggest we go to the bedroom instead if we're gonna down on each other >he mounts on top of me and i tell him no >he has me get on top of him now >he starts fingering me while kissing me >he slides his penis inbetween my thighs >eventually he starts prodding me with it >i tell him now >he just lowers me down to kiss him >he then forcefully shoves himself inside of me >he then turns me over on my back and begins having sex with me >i don't say anything and just let it happen >he pulls out and c--- on my chest Was this normal or did he go too far? I only had sex once before this

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: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:32:12 No.865551141 >Be in college >Spent half the year working on my MA thesis >Need to turn it in to advisor so she can approve it >Need to use personal email because file is too large for school 116 KB JPG email >Email advisor my magnum opus >Also email friend cause we usually email our papers to each other >Friend points out I have a weeb profile picture in email cause we usually send papers through school email >oh s---.jpg >Advisor gets back to me and says the paper is approved and will move on to a committee >"Thank god she didn't say anything about weeb picture" >Fast forward when I have to defend my thesis in front of 3 professors >All the professors praised the paper and my defense of it >I finally made it.jpg >One of the professors starts talking to me after >"Oh and anon that's really cool how you like Date A Live, I noticed your Kurumi picture when your advisor forwarded us your paper. My daughter also likes that show" >oh s---.jpg >Autism kicks in >"Y...yeah I like Kurumi, she's got a clock for an eye." >"Well anyway great job" >mfw
: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:32:12 No.865551141 >Be in college >Spent half the year working on my MA thesis >Need to turn it in to advisor so she can approve it >Need to use personal email because file is too large for school 116 KB JPG email >Email advisor my magnum opus >Also email friend cause we usually email our papers to each other >Friend points out I have a weeb profile picture in email cause we usually send papers through school email >oh s---.jpg >Advisor gets back to me and says the paper is approved and will move on to a committee >"Thank god she didn't say anything about weeb picture" >Fast forward when I have to defend my thesis in front of 3 professors >All the professors praised the paper and my defense of it >I finally made it.jpg >One of the professors starts talking to me after >"Oh and anon that's really cool how you like Date A Live, I noticed your Kurumi picture when your advisor forwarded us your paper. My daughter also likes that show" >oh s---.jpg >Autism kicks in >"Y...yeah I like Kurumi, she's got a clock for an eye." >"Well anyway great job" >mfw

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Narcissistic tendencies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)18:43:00 No.65912254 >be a high school sperg >dining area is a huge block surrounded by all the classrooms >theres stairs on each end with a little section on the opposite side with a little hallway 101 KB JPG >sit there since it makes me not have to face anyone else while Im eating lunch except for the people that walk through the hallway >sometimes a couple of classmates sit with me to play Smash >metoo movement picks up steam >female students put up a board outside with notes in which accusations are thrown >one of them is about how male students sit below the stairs to stare at female students walking on the stairs >got taken down because teachers were concerned about baseless claims affecting male students >"b-but isn't our word enough???" Nothing happened aside from that but I learned to take accusations with a grain of salt ever since. I'm not saying it's all b-------, but some of it is. Guess I can't sit there anymore once in person classes resume so that's cool.
: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)18:43:00 No.65912254 >be a high school sperg >dining area is a huge block surrounded by all the classrooms >theres stairs on each end with a little section on the opposite side with a little hallway 101 KB JPG >sit there since it makes me not have to face anyone else while Im eating lunch except for the people that walk through the hallway >sometimes a couple of classmates sit with me to play Smash >metoo movement picks up steam >female students put up a board outside with notes in which accusations are thrown >one of them is about how male students sit below the stairs to stare at female students walking on the stairs >got taken down because teachers were concerned about baseless claims affecting male students >"b-but isn't our word enough???" Nothing happened aside from that but I learned to take accusations with a grain of salt ever since. I'm not saying it's all b-------, but some of it is. Guess I can't sit there anymore once in person classes resume so that's cool.

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File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 ► 2>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >l make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?
File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 ► 2>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >l make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?

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good Cool book | /r/Greentext

1. Y• #151900747 • US 12/3/17, 1:47 PM >Be me >Living in Germany >Down on my luck >Jews have financial power >FuckTheJews.gif >write a book about it >start an uprising >create radical political party >new government arises based on new party >party government responsible for millions of deaths >Be Karl Marx >Pic unrelated
1. Y• #151900747 • US 12/3/17, 1:47 PM >Be me >Living in Germany >Down on my luck >Jews have financial power >FuckTheJews.gif >write a book about it >start an uprising >create radical political party >new government arises based on new party >party government responsible for millions of deaths >Be Karl Marx >Pic unrelated

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anon tries lsd | /r/Greentext

File: stone.jpg (132 KB, 1000x1000) O Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)16:37:42 No.865585079 [Reply] Good afternoon /bl. A story you say? >be me >living with two roommates >they kinda take care of me as l'm the idiot of the trio >live in some s----- dark home close to the forest so we often hang out outside when its dark >one day roommate 1 brings some acid >surebaby.Isd >we start to discuss hunting for food to cook in the forest >roommate 2 says he's a mean cook and can make anything into a stew >we find a whole family of what looks like squirrels but we're tripping and starting to get hungry af >I pick up one of the squirrels and the f------ thing starts to talk to me >'Don't eat us we taste horrible" >mfw >roommates aren't having it and tell me to start roasting >suddenly some old dude appears out of f------ nowhere >long ass beard and a f------ stick? >wut >at this point I have no idea wth is going on >then it dawns on me Pic related
File: stone.jpg (132 KB, 1000x1000) O Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)16:37:42 No.865585079 [Reply] Good afternoon /bl. A story you say? >be me >living with two roommates >they kinda take care of me as l'm the idiot of the trio >live in some s----- dark home close to the forest so we often hang out outside when its dark >one day roommate 1 brings some acid >surebaby.Isd >we start to discuss hunting for food to cook in the forest >roommate 2 says he's a mean cook and can make anything into a stew >we find a whole family of what looks like squirrels but we're tripping and starting to get hungry af >I pick up one of the squirrels and the f------ thing starts to talk to me >'Don't eat us we taste horrible" >mfw >roommates aren't having it and tell me to start roasting >suddenly some old dude appears out of f------ nowhere >long ass beard and a f------ stick? >wut >at this point I have no idea wth is going on >then it dawns on me Pic related

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Anon travels | /r/Greentext

File: 1376421194696.jpg-(1.56 MB, 2448x3264, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: zri23dQ1) 08/13/13(Tue)15:13:14 No.499550295 Replies: >>499550661 >>499551303 >>499551374 >>499551564 >>499551673 >>499551825 >Be 25 year old American >go to Germany, first time in Europe >plane lands, I applaud. >In german airport, take off shoes, pants, leave 3 oz sample of blood, semen in quart sized ziploc "sir, you don't need to do that. Just walk through the metal detector" s"sorry, nicht spriche deutsch" >"sir, I am speaking english." >Go directly through metal detector, do not get irradiated, do not get groped by TSA.monopoly >Tip the security guard 5 Euro because that is the smallest paper money Spend the first day in Frankfurt. Frankfurt is a great city because there is nothing to do so literally anywhere else you go is great. >Walk to train station >lots of foreigners around, can't hear any english >walk with hand in back pocket to protect wallet >keep other hand in side pocket to protect phone. >Unable to operate ticket machine. Language options are Union Jack, Deutsch Flag, and France. >Get on train without ticket. >Gestapo officers in uniform comes up to me >"Morgen, karte bitte" >"I'm not Morgan. >"Apologies, Good Morning, ticket, please." >"Nicht spriche deutch" >"Sir, I speak english." >Can't understand his crazy nazimouth, tip him $30 Euro to leave me alone. >He tips me back for being a cool American. >Train arrives in Munich. Begin applauding. >Nobody claps, don't want to ruin my solid American applause. >tip every passenger for letting me solo. >Get rental car. >Too many pedals. >Walk to MacDonalds to get order Double Quarter Pounder. >F------ idiot gives me wrong meal, end up with Hamburger Royale Kasse >Only tip him 30% >use burger to weigh down extra pedal >car rolls backwards into river. >applaud the whole way in.
File: 1376421194696.jpg-(1.56 MB, 2448x3264, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: zri23dQ1) 08/13/13(Tue)15:13:14 No.499550295 Replies: >>499550661 >>499551303 >>499551374 >>499551564 >>499551673 >>499551825 >Be 25 year old American >go to Germany, first time in Europe >plane lands, I applaud. >In german airport, take off shoes, pants, leave 3 oz sample of blood, semen in quart sized ziploc "sir, you don't need to do that. Just walk through the metal detector" s"sorry, nicht spriche deutsch" >"sir, I am speaking english." >Go directly through metal detector, do not get irradiated, do not get groped by TSA.monopoly >Tip the security guard 5 Euro because that is the smallest paper money Spend the first day in Frankfurt. Frankfurt is a great city because there is nothing to do so literally anywhere else you go is great. >Walk to train station >lots of foreigners around, can't hear any english >walk with hand in back pocket to protect wallet >keep other hand in side pocket to protect phone. >Unable to operate ticket machine. Language options are Union Jack, Deutsch Flag, and France. >Get on train without ticket. >Gestapo officers in uniform comes up to me >"Morgen, karte bitte" >"I'm not Morgan. >"Apologies, Good Morning, ticket, please." >"Nicht spriche deutch" >"Sir, I speak english." >Can't understand his crazy nazimouth, tip him $30 Euro to leave me alone. >He tips me back for being a cool American. >Train arrives in Munich. Begin applauding. >Nobody claps, don't want to ruin my solid American applause. >tip every passenger for letting me solo. >Get rental car. >Too many pedals. >Walk to MacDonalds to get order Double Quarter Pounder. >F------ idiot gives me wrong meal, end up with Hamburger Royale Kasse >Only tip him 30% >use burger to weigh down extra pedal >car rolls backwards into river. >applaud the whole way in.

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Thots now Pauls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Thot now Pauls 11/28/18(Wed)12:36:23 No.49546431 >we reported thots now lets get the Pauls >logal paul and jake paul jump in a canal in Italy 534 KB PNG >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3g6 UYPX7AM94 [Open] [Embed] >its illegal to swim in canals in italy > subject matter jurisdiction and International criminal law means as a US citizen you can be charged for crimes that illegal in other countries >https://www.justice.gov/actioncent er/report-crime if they get enough reports they may look into their channels and see all the OTHER illegal s--- they've done everywhere and make a point out of them
: Anonymous Thot now Pauls 11/28/18(Wed)12:36:23 No.49546431 >we reported thots now lets get the Pauls >logal paul and jake paul jump in a canal in Italy 534 KB PNG >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3g6 UYPX7AM94 [Open] [Embed] >its illegal to swim in canals in italy > subject matter jurisdiction and International criminal law means as a US citizen you can be charged for crimes that illegal in other countries >https://www.justice.gov/actioncent er/report-crime if they get enough reports they may look into their channels and see all the OTHER illegal s--- they've done everywhere and make a point out of them

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Lady Gaga’s ass perfume | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)23:37:35 No.849817315 >be me >obsessed with wanting to smell one of Lady Gaga's farts >constantly thinking about how many times a day she braps and whether she politely passes gas in a subtle way or just lets them rip because she's famous and 29 KB JPG doesn't need to give a f--- >wonder if she eats a lot of garlic and chilli >imagine taking her to a Greek restaurant and having a sumptuous banquet >then I take her home and we get into a bed which is essentially just a mattress with an airtight plastic sheet over it >I climb inside and position myself close to ground zero >she lays there quite full playing on her phone and unleashes hell into the plastic covering >l asphyxiate myself to the point of passing out whilst she toots over and over again into my face, her stench washing over me in waves of glorious putrid bottom burps >l watch her anus dilate and squeeze out round after round of eye watering chemical warfare the likes of which would have finished off the Kurds for good >see her butthole open ready for another salvo and jam my nose as deep as I can inside >feel the rumble and hear the stink-wind as it shoots directly into my nasal cavity >my eyes begin rolling in my head as I hands free e-------- harder than I ever have before as the deep bowel scent alters the neurons in my brain >as I begin blacking out from lack of oxygen and hedonistic pleasure she lets out a few more sharp squeakers >drift off into peaceful unconsciousness to the smell of digested souvlaki and her softly humming Bad Romance
: Anonymous 03/17/21(Wed)23:37:35 No.849817315 >be me >obsessed with wanting to smell one of Lady Gaga's farts >constantly thinking about how many times a day she braps and whether she politely passes gas in a subtle way or just lets them rip because she's famous and 29 KB JPG doesn't need to give a f--- >wonder if she eats a lot of garlic and chilli >imagine taking her to a Greek restaurant and having a sumptuous banquet >then I take her home and we get into a bed which is essentially just a mattress with an airtight plastic sheet over it >I climb inside and position myself close to ground zero >she lays there quite full playing on her phone and unleashes hell into the plastic covering >l asphyxiate myself to the point of passing out whilst she toots over and over again into my face, her stench washing over me in waves of glorious putrid bottom burps >l watch her anus dilate and squeeze out round after round of eye watering chemical warfare the likes of which would have finished off the Kurds for good >see her butthole open ready for another salvo and jam my nose as deep as I can inside >feel the rumble and hear the stink-wind as it shoots directly into my nasal cavity >my eyes begin rolling in my head as I hands free e-------- harder than I ever have before as the deep bowel scent alters the neurons in my brain >as I begin blacking out from lack of oxygen and hedonistic pleasure she lets out a few more sharp squeakers >drift off into peaceful unconsciousness to the smell of digested souvlaki and her softly humming Bad Romance

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Anon tried to relax | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)23:32:33 No.865529683 >open plebbit to relax after horse-on-crocodile r--- p--- marathon wank >another fake text on that wagecuck central antiwork >jesusfuckingchrist.jpg
Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)23:32:33 No.865529683 >open plebbit to relax after horse-on-crocodile r--- p--- marathon wank >another fake text on that wagecuck central antiwork >jesusfuckingchrist.jpg

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: Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)20:34:14 No.846161232 >be me >kek at r--- dwarve posts >Think "That'll never be me" >See more and more cases of r--- dwarves >Get Paranoid a bit >Only one in house one night >Playing skyrim 583 KB JPG >Hear a bump in the walls, disregard it continue playing skyrim. >Hear it again but its followed by a Hohohoho >HOLYFUCKTHEYEXIST.Jpg| >Barely misses my face with his c--- >it darts off into the darkness >ldea.png >Goes into the basement and gets to the gun safe >l hear them walking across the floor above me, i stay quiet so they dont hear me >Load up like that scene with arnold in Commando >fuckyeah.gif >Looking like a vietnam Gl armed with a Ar-15 >Hear more coming after me This may be the end /b/ros If i survive i'll give an update : Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)20:37:01 No.846161439 Best of luck to you! They almost got to me not too long ago, but I was able to get them off of me by s------- and pissing myself while they held me down.
: Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)20:34:14 No.846161232 >be me >kek at r--- dwarve posts >Think "That'll never be me" >See more and more cases of r--- dwarves >Get Paranoid a bit >Only one in house one night >Playing skyrim 583 KB JPG >Hear a bump in the walls, disregard it continue playing skyrim. >Hear it again but its followed by a Hohohoho >HOLYFUCKTHEYEXIST.Jpg| >Barely misses my face with his c--- >it darts off into the darkness >ldea.png >Goes into the basement and gets to the gun safe >l hear them walking across the floor above me, i stay quiet so they dont hear me >Load up like that scene with arnold in Commando >fuckyeah.gif >Looking like a vietnam Gl armed with a Ar-15 >Hear more coming after me This may be the end /b/ros If i survive i'll give an update : Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)20:37:01 No.846161439 Best of luck to you! They almost got to me not too long ago, but I was able to get them off of me by s------- and pissing myself while they held me down.

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Anon takes the bus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)09:53:18 No.864434100 White Van Stories Thread: >get home late, 10PM >take the wrong bus home, now it's going to be 12AM to get back to my apartment, and I'm in the bad part of town. >sit in the back of the new bus home with my headphones on. Lunatic joins me. He instantly sits next to the window across 74 KB PNG from me and starts moving erratically >water leaks from window, it rained tonight. >As I get up my headphones cord snags, the lunatic then motions to me and signals put the headphones back on. At this point I notice a heavily stuffed manila envelope inside his hand that could well contain a gun. >l put on the headphones and move away from the back of the bus to the front area, keeping my eye out for the lunatic. >check my route, it's going to be 15 more stops, I really screwed up. >lunatic yells "STOP THE BUS" and rushes to the middle of the bus.. to escort an elderly lady who he claims is a vampire >l take a deeper breath, he's just a lost mental-ward patient >he also rushes to the front of the bus before his stop and talks with the bus driver before his stop. >i wait for my stop, after a few stops i notice it's up next.. and i passed it by a couple blocks >i'll just have to walk those blocks back >keep a careful eye out, nobody on the street >notice a white van with no markings on it, it slowly pulls in on my left >look right, there's just an alley way next to me >I sprint away as fast as i can, thoughts rushing in how i could be spending my last hours a free man. >stop a block down once i notice a couple of dudes, at least now it will be an even fight >nobody comes after me fortunately, i head back home paranoid and don't sleep that night Anybody else got any of these stories?
: Anonymous 10/05/21(Tue)09:53:18 No.864434100 White Van Stories Thread: >get home late, 10PM >take the wrong bus home, now it's going to be 12AM to get back to my apartment, and I'm in the bad part of town. >sit in the back of the new bus home with my headphones on. Lunatic joins me. He instantly sits next to the window across 74 KB PNG from me and starts moving erratically >water leaks from window, it rained tonight. >As I get up my headphones cord snags, the lunatic then motions to me and signals put the headphones back on. At this point I notice a heavily stuffed manila envelope inside his hand that could well contain a gun. >l put on the headphones and move away from the back of the bus to the front area, keeping my eye out for the lunatic. >check my route, it's going to be 15 more stops, I really screwed up. >lunatic yells "STOP THE BUS" and rushes to the middle of the bus.. to escort an elderly lady who he claims is a vampire >l take a deeper breath, he's just a lost mental-ward patient >he also rushes to the front of the bus before his stop and talks with the bus driver before his stop. >i wait for my stop, after a few stops i notice it's up next.. and i passed it by a couple blocks >i'll just have to walk those blocks back >keep a careful eye out, nobody on the street >notice a white van with no markings on it, it slowly pulls in on my left >look right, there's just an alley way next to me >I sprint away as fast as i can, thoughts rushing in how i could be spending my last hours a free man. >stop a block down once i notice a couple of dudes, at least now it will be an even fight >nobody comes after me fortunately, i head back home paranoid and don't sleep that night Anybody else got any of these stories?

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This anon is a depressed caveman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)14:19:15 No.65897300 >be me >started balding at 16 >caveman forhead >half of ribs sunken so my right chest muscle looks smaller than the left one >left shoulder more forward than right 14 KB JPG one >been on steroids as a kid for a while because of misdiagnosis and still have some fat in my stomach because of that >OCD causing me to spend 30 minutes every evening checking stove and door lock >also constantly looking back cause intruivise thoughts keep telling me there is something behind me >probably some sort of BPD (bipolar, not borderline) but still being diagnosed >also being diagnosed for aspergers >never talk to anybody outside of school context, afraid to reach out and be seen as annoying >most days don't even have motivation to watch movies/play vidya. Just scroll yt/r9k >zero hobbies >zero interests >s--- at school, still don't know what I want to study and have A levels in a year >don't even talk to people on the internet because nobody will probably care >most of the days don't even care about loneliness bacause I don't know any other life but when depressive episode starts I feel double like s--- >at least I'm not a manlet This is my first time opening on the internet. Be nice robots. View Thread
: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)14:19:15 No.65897300 >be me >started balding at 16 >caveman forhead >half of ribs sunken so my right chest muscle looks smaller than the left one >left shoulder more forward than right 14 KB JPG one >been on steroids as a kid for a while because of misdiagnosis and still have some fat in my stomach because of that >OCD causing me to spend 30 minutes every evening checking stove and door lock >also constantly looking back cause intruivise thoughts keep telling me there is something behind me >probably some sort of BPD (bipolar, not borderline) but still being diagnosed >also being diagnosed for aspergers >never talk to anybody outside of school context, afraid to reach out and be seen as annoying >most days don't even have motivation to watch movies/play vidya. Just scroll yt/r9k >zero hobbies >zero interests >s--- at school, still don't know what I want to study and have A levels in a year >don't even talk to people on the internet because nobody will probably care >most of the days don't even care about loneliness bacause I don't know any other life but when depressive episode starts I feel double like s--- >at least I'm not a manlet This is my first time opening on the internet. Be nice robots. View Thread

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Anon does an experiment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)09:52:07 No.65881340 >do an experiment >make a thread 密です。 >reply to my own post with negative replies >other replies are all negative >make a new thread but the same サーシャルティスタンスで。 201 KB JPG >again reply but this time with neutral/positive comments >replies are more civil conclusion the first post sets the tone of the discussion and you can easily manipulate other anons into doing what you want
: Anonymous 10/24/21(Sun)09:52:07 No.65881340 >do an experiment >make a thread 密です。 >reply to my own post with negative replies >other replies are all negative >make a new thread but the same サーシャルティスタンスで。 201 KB JPG >again reply but this time with neutral/positive comments >replies are more civil conclusion the first post sets the tone of the discussion and you can easily manipulate other anons into doing what you want

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Anon is somewhat based | /r/Greentext

12h (10/26 4:28) · 575791695 PNG 243KB ·(547 × 596) 2 Replies >>575783295 (OP) >Never played a single s--- of Fate >Only watched 3 episodes of Stay Night >Only know Saber and the Twintail Asuka clone >Only download the p---, f--- everything else
12h (10/26 4:28) · 575791695 PNG 243KB ·(547 × 596) 2 Replies >>575783295 (OP) >Never played a single s--- of Fate >Only watched 3 episodes of Stay Night >Only know Saber and the Twintail Asuka clone >Only download the p---, f--- everything else

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Anon says no to basic hygiene | /r/Greentext

at the dentist >do... /b/865547779 Anonymous 22 minutes ago 865547779 at the dentist >do you floss anon >nope never >do you brush your teeth >like once a week >you should brush them everyday >i think im fine 1 REPLY Anonymous 7 minutes ago 865548376 >>865547779 (OP) Think you meant to post this cause u won't have teeth Updating in 4 Replies: 1/ Images: 1 / Posters: 2
at the dentist >do... /b/865547779 Anonymous 22 minutes ago 865547779 at the dentist >do you floss anon >nope never >do you brush your teeth >like once a week >you should brush them everyday >i think im fine 1 REPLY Anonymous 7 minutes ago 865548376 >>865547779 (OP) Think you meant to post this cause u won't have teeth Updating in 4 Replies: 1/ Images: 1 / Posters: 2

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Gravitational pull | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)13:41:37 No.65896306 LADIES, IT'S OFFICIALLY >walking around campus >see discord admin (pic related but with long hair and facial hair) walking side by side with a 7/10 qt >l am now one day closer to offing myself BIG BOY SEASON, GET YOU ONE. Kappit com 324 KВ PNG I dont get it bros. Does he have a great personality? Does she have a thing for fatties? | guess im not mad but just confused. Anyone else have these kinds of experiences, or am I just shallow?
: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)13:41:37 No.65896306 LADIES, IT'S OFFICIALLY >walking around campus >see discord admin (pic related but with long hair and facial hair) walking side by side with a 7/10 qt >l am now one day closer to offing myself BIG BOY SEASON, GET YOU ONE. Kappit com 324 KВ PNG I dont get it bros. Does he have a great personality? Does she have a thing for fatties? | guess im not mad but just confused. Anyone else have these kinds of experiences, or am I just shallow?

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