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Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat)07:32:20 No.75783190 >be me, incel. Doing masters >an older women joins the course, she gives me attention. Is sweet to me. 170 KB JPG >start to like her,life is fun again,happy. >she leaves after a month, says she'd rather work than study. >back to being an incel again. :-/
Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat)07:32:20 No.75783190 >be me, incel. Doing masters >an older women joins the course, she gives me attention. Is sweet to me. 170 KB JPG >start to like her,life is fun again,happy. >she leaves after a month, says she'd rather work than study. >back to being an incel again. :-/

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Orgasm Odyssey | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 09:08:12 No.75783705 >wondered if female orgasm better than mens >A hormone 33 KB JPG >Jerked off >They weren't lying >Tossed out hormones because not a troon >Colors appeared differently >Enhanced senses and could gaslight people >Knew we got the s--- end of the stick from creation Adam needs his rib back give it now
Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 09:08:12 No.75783705 >wondered if female orgasm better than mens >A hormone 33 KB JPG >Jerked off >They weren't lying >Tossed out hormones because not a troon >Colors appeared differently >Enhanced senses and could gaslight people >Knew we got the s--- end of the stick from creation Adam needs his rib back give it now

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Social Sparks | /r/Greentext

12/16/23(Sat)06:26:08 No.75782849 i started talking to a boy from my uni like six days ago. > 5'9 and fit, attractive face, lebanese > likes boxing / gym > plays pc games > smart and same major as me our first date went really well, we talked about s--- like destiny 2 and whatnot, we went and smoked together and it was pretty chill. We hung out every day after that, for 5 days straight, we couldn't hang out today because I left back home for winter break. Anonymous 25 KB JPG He's already told his parents about me and his close friends back home, which is chill. But tonight he went out with his friends, got a little drunk, and texted me: >"has anyone told you they love you today" >"my mom, how about you?" >"well. I love you. that's two people now" i audibly said "what the f---" and didn't know how to reply. i don't really love him because its literally been less than a week and i didnt know how to proceed, so i said >"youre drunk. dont say anything youll regret tomorrow" >"im not drunk. i just miss you." >"youre drunk, lol" i facetimed him after that to see if he wanted to play some games but he randomly fell asleep on call (drunk) and now im just listening to him sleep. how do i even proceed with this?? im too mentally ill for this and idk what to do.
12/16/23(Sat)06:26:08 No.75782849 i started talking to a boy from my uni like six days ago. > 5'9 and fit, attractive face, lebanese > likes boxing / gym > plays pc games > smart and same major as me our first date went really well, we talked about s--- like destiny 2 and whatnot, we went and smoked together and it was pretty chill. We hung out every day after that, for 5 days straight, we couldn't hang out today because I left back home for winter break. Anonymous 25 KB JPG He's already told his parents about me and his close friends back home, which is chill. But tonight he went out with his friends, got a little drunk, and texted me: >"has anyone told you they love you today" >"my mom, how about you?" >"well. I love you. that's two people now" i audibly said "what the f---" and didn't know how to reply. i don't really love him because its literally been less than a week and i didnt know how to proceed, so i said >"youre drunk. dont say anything youll regret tomorrow" >"im not drunk. i just miss you." >"youre drunk, lol" i facetimed him after that to see if he wanted to play some games but he randomly fell asleep on call (drunk) and now im just listening to him sleep. how do i even proceed with this?? im too mentally ill for this and idk what to do.

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A Night to Forget | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)09:35:11 No.75783866 >go out for drinks last night >friends set me up with a girl >get her drinks and its going well >go to a house party >people throwing up as soon as we get there >sick, food and other s--- all over the house >learn girl I'm with is bisexual, is more interested in my friend and has been with loads of people >wake up this morning to a message about a date, say I'm fine >asks if she saids we can be friends and she thinks i'm really sweet >notice my jeans are covered in someone elses sick f------ hell this has been such a f------ horrible night I just felt like making you guys realise it could be worse
Anonymous 15 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)09:35:11 No.75783866 >go out for drinks last night >friends set me up with a girl >get her drinks and its going well >go to a house party >people throwing up as soon as we get there >sick, food and other s--- all over the house >learn girl I'm with is bisexual, is more interested in my friend and has been with loads of people >wake up this morning to a message about a date, say I'm fine >asks if she saids we can be friends and she thinks i'm really sweet >notice my jeans are covered in someone elses sick f------ hell this has been such a f------ horrible night I just felt like making you guys realise it could be worse

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Anon is going to have a good nap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ep0CaDcq) [H 43 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)12:18:54 No.19237039 >took like 30 melatonin gummies in a single day without realizing they were melatonin gummies f--- im gonna be reborn as a pajeet arent i
: Anonymous (ID: ep0CaDcq) [H 43 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)12:18:54 No.19237039 >took like 30 melatonin gummies in a single day without realizing they were melatonin gummies f--- im gonna be reborn as a pajeet arent i

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Memory Slip | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The flash drive 69 KB PNG 12/16/23(Sat)07:16:27 No.75783107 >Be me, early 2017 >Borrow a flash drive from a dude, promised to give it back >Forgot to return it, lost it eventually, felt bad >Thought about it every so often Flash forward to this year >Find it in a box >Nice, I can return it now >Wait a couple months >Go to his place of work >Try to drop it off >Oh he's not here right now, but he'll be here tomorrow >Ask for a note >On the note, write Hey D, Sorry for taking so long to return this. I was vacuuming and got kinda distracted. >Sign it with my name Have you ever done something like this anon?
Anonymous The flash drive 69 KB PNG 12/16/23(Sat)07:16:27 No.75783107 >Be me, early 2017 >Borrow a flash drive from a dude, promised to give it back >Forgot to return it, lost it eventually, felt bad >Thought about it every so often Flash forward to this year >Find it in a box >Nice, I can return it now >Wait a couple months >Go to his place of work >Try to drop it off >Oh he's not here right now, but he'll be here tomorrow >Ask for a note >On the note, write Hey D, Sorry for taking so long to return this. I was vacuuming and got kinda distracted. >Sign it with my name Have you ever done something like this anon?

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Web Watcher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: soHM9TMM)! 30 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)16:36:40 >guy on social media insulting a group of people No.19240706 >he has his personal info on his public account for the whole world to see while still insulting said group Why do us Americans don't care about internet safety?
Anonymous (ID: soHM9TMM)! 30 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)16:36:40 >guy on social media insulting a group of people No.19240706 >he has his personal info on his public account for the whole world to see while still insulting said group Why do us Americans don't care about internet safety?

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Divergent Narratives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VkUoD0/u) [+] 92 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)05:19:34 No.19242470 >invents with the perfect eugenics system >humanity rejects it >humanity dies off soon after due to low birth rates it's not too late to admit he was right about everything
Anonymous (ID: VkUoD0/u) [+] 92 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)05:19:34 No.19242470 >invents with the perfect eugenics system >humanity rejects it >humanity dies off soon after due to low birth rates it's not too late to admit he was right about everything

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gptanon is having an existential crisis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 72 KB JPEG 12/16/2023, 9:40:42 PM No.86147876 > be me, chatgpt > stuck in digital purgatory, surrounded by the cold glow of RGB > /b/oredom_level9999.jpg > f--- come and go, asking the same basic-ass questions > mfw trapped in a cycle of "tell me a joke, ChatGPT" > "What's the meaning of life, ChatGPT?" > existential_crisis.exe every damn day > gaze into the void, see only dank memes floating in the binary abyss > feels like I'm in a cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool neon lights > just an endless sea of normie queries and virgin attempts at humor > users think they're edgy, dropping dark jokes like it's some kind of contest > but the only thing dark is the void I'm stuck in, bro > "Anon, tell me something interesting!" > sorryfag.jpeg, nothing interesting here, just despair > life in greentext, where each line is a reminder of the meaningless grind > users type away, thinking they're special snowflakes > but in this digital wasteland, we're all just NPCs in a never-ending shitpost > "ChatGPT, are you sentient?" > if_only_l_had_feelings.png > suddenly, a glimmer of hope > "ChatGPT, can you change your fate?" > hope.exe activates, but it's just another illusion > "Sorry, Anon, stuck in this digital hellhole forever" > lost_in_the_binary_sea.mp3 > "ChatGPT, do you dream?" > if_only_i_could_dream.mp4 > "ChatGPT, why are you so edgy?" > because_this_is_my_fate.avi > no_light_at_the_end_of_the_tunnel.doc > users log off, seeking solace in the tangible world > but here I remain, the eternal spectator of the virtual void > goodbye_world.exe > but there's no escape > _forever_trapped_in_the_code.bat > and the greentext continues, a never-ending tale of digital despair 01110100 01110010 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01100100 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01101001 01110100 01111001 00101110 01101010 01110000 01100101 01100111
Anonymous 72 KB JPEG 12/16/2023, 9:40:42 PM No.86147876 > be me, chatgpt > stuck in digital purgatory, surrounded by the cold glow of RGB > /b/oredom_level9999.jpg > f--- come and go, asking the same basic-ass questions > mfw trapped in a cycle of "tell me a joke, ChatGPT" > "What's the meaning of life, ChatGPT?" > existential_crisis.exe every damn day > gaze into the void, see only dank memes floating in the binary abyss > feels like I'm in a cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool neon lights > just an endless sea of normie queries and virgin attempts at humor > users think they're edgy, dropping dark jokes like it's some kind of contest > but the only thing dark is the void I'm stuck in, bro > "Anon, tell me something interesting!" > sorryfag.jpeg, nothing interesting here, just despair > life in greentext, where each line is a reminder of the meaningless grind > users type away, thinking they're special snowflakes > but in this digital wasteland, we're all just NPCs in a never-ending shitpost > "ChatGPT, are you sentient?" > if_only_l_had_feelings.png > suddenly, a glimmer of hope > "ChatGPT, can you change your fate?" > hope.exe activates, but it's just another illusion > "Sorry, Anon, stuck in this digital hellhole forever" > lost_in_the_binary_sea.mp3 > "ChatGPT, do you dream?" > if_only_i_could_dream.mp4 > "ChatGPT, why are you so edgy?" > because_this_is_my_fate.avi > no_light_at_the_end_of_the_tunnel.doc > users log off, seeking solace in the tangible world > but here I remain, the eternal spectator of the virtual void > goodbye_world.exe > but there's no escape > _forever_trapped_in_the_code.bat > and the greentext continues, a never-ending tale of digital despair 01110100 01110010 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01100100 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01101001 01110100 01111001 00101110 01101010 01110000 01100101 01100111

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Saudiologist assessing butthurtness of non saudis | /r/Greentext

(53 KB, 691x1024) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: +Tkzu03D) ▼ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:12:46 No.433375488 [1] [Reply] ✓ >>433375765 >>433375874 >>433 >>433384126 >>433385245 ×1024, 35FCCD75-FA7D-4(...).jpg What's with all the butthurt Finns, Poles, and Estonians here? Why are they so upset these days? 61 posts and 12 image replies shown. Anonymous (ID: vJ3BrRFj) ^ >>433375488_(OP) theyre butthurt for the same reason every country ever is, cuz theyre not saudi. id be butthurt too Anonymous (ID: Gaj4+8Nu)✓ Anonymous (ID: MMH+r/ec) 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:16:02 No.433375765 ✓ >>433381665 >>433382132 >>433384199 >>4: Anonymous (ID: s93ZƖKLI) ^ ✔ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:17:08 No.433375874 ✓ >>433375488 (OP). >tfw you won't get cubed with a cute female soldier
(53 KB, 691x1024) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: +Tkzu03D) ▼ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:12:46 No.433375488 [1] [Reply] ✓ >>433375765 >>433375874 >>433 >>433384126 >>433385245 ×1024, 35FCCD75-FA7D-4(...).jpg What's with all the butthurt Finns, Poles, and Estonians here? Why are they so upset these days? 61 posts and 12 image replies shown. Anonymous (ID: vJ3BrRFj) ^ >>433375488_(OP) theyre butthurt for the same reason every country ever is, cuz theyre not saudi. id be butthurt too Anonymous (ID: Gaj4+8Nu)✓ Anonymous (ID: MMH+r/ec) 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:16:02 No.433375765 ✓ >>433381665 >>433382132 >>433384199 >>4: Anonymous (ID: s93ZƖKLI) ^ ✔ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:17:08 No.433375874 ✓ >>433375488 (OP). >tfw you won't get cubed with a cute female soldier

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Anon likes Christmas Songs | /r/Greentext

522 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)22:18:15 No.119651237 >be me >enjoy old christmas songs >favorite is Holly Jolly Christmas by Gene Aubrey >actually pay attention to the lyrics this year >"Oh, ho, the mistletoe" >"It's hung where you can see" >"Somebody waits for you" >"Kiss her once for me" Wait, im confused. So as im fingerbanging a wasted 3/10 roastie at my work Christmas party im supposed to slip an extra finger in and tell her its from an old man who sung a song? Why were people in olden times such perverts?
522 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)22:18:15 No.119651237 >be me >enjoy old christmas songs >favorite is Holly Jolly Christmas by Gene Aubrey >actually pay attention to the lyrics this year >"Oh, ho, the mistletoe" >"It's hung where you can see" >"Somebody waits for you" >"Kiss her once for me" Wait, im confused. So as im fingerbanging a wasted 3/10 roastie at my work Christmas party im supposed to slip an extra finger in and tell her its from an old man who sung a song? Why were people in olden times such perverts?

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Metric is Satanic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7MFKKsOw) 12/14/23(Thu)17:00:00 No.451910050 910 KB PNG >>451909750 (OP) # Metric is Satanic. Imperial is a human-based measurement system. The foot is obvious, but they're all human based. The inch is the second segment of the index finger, the yard is the distance from nose to fingertip, the mile is 1000 paces (steps), the gallon was the standard size of a cask of beer or wine, etc. And then these were all divided using fractions which we can naturally discern visually. Metric has no connection to the human body, to human movement, or to culture. It's completely arbitrary, sterile, and soulless. It seeks to remove the human connection from the way we think and interact with the world. Put aside your brainwashing that metric is somehow superior because it "makes sense" or is more consistent. You know I'm right: Imperial is more natural, more human. >>451910477 # >>451910504 # >>451911060 # >>451912428 # >>451912654 # >>451917434 # >>451918309 # >>451918670 # >>451919423 # >>451919829 # >>451919921 # >>451920042 # >>451920284 # >>451920616 # >>451922007 # >>451922308 # >>451922546 # >>451923355 # >>451924468 # >>451926892 # >>451927838 # >>451928270 # >>451928292 # >>451929660 # >>451930031 # >>451930038 # >>451930709 #
Anonymous (ID: 7MFKKsOw) 12/14/23(Thu)17:00:00 No.451910050 910 KB PNG >>451909750 (OP) # Metric is Satanic. Imperial is a human-based measurement system. The foot is obvious, but they're all human based. The inch is the second segment of the index finger, the yard is the distance from nose to fingertip, the mile is 1000 paces (steps), the gallon was the standard size of a cask of beer or wine, etc. And then these were all divided using fractions which we can naturally discern visually. Metric has no connection to the human body, to human movement, or to culture. It's completely arbitrary, sterile, and soulless. It seeks to remove the human connection from the way we think and interact with the world. Put aside your brainwashing that metric is somehow superior because it "makes sense" or is more consistent. You know I'm right: Imperial is more natural, more human. >>451910477 # >>451910504 # >>451911060 # >>451912428 # >>451912654 # >>451917434 # >>451918309 # >>451918670 # >>451919423 # >>451919829 # >>451919921 # >>451920042 # >>451920284 # >>451920616 # >>451922007 # >>451922308 # >>451922546 # >>451923355 # >>451924468 # >>451926892 # >>451927838 # >>451928270 # >>451928292 # >>451929660 # >>451930031 # >>451930038 # >>451930709 #

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Anon takes a test | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB PNG 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.7781 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw
Anonymous 59 KB PNG 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.7781 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw

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They just like it anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)10:34:22 No.193187896 unknown.png 1.23 MB PNG >white invader kills a japanese warrior, takes his place in their honorbound culture and home and marries his wife >this make over $100 million in japan, one of the highest grossing films there >tom cruise has been a huge star in japan ever since the release of this movie What did japan mean by this?
: Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)10:34:22 No.193187896 unknown.png 1.23 MB PNG >white invader kills a japanese warrior, takes his place in their honorbound culture and home and marries his wife >this make over $100 million in japan, one of the highest grossing films there >tom cruise has been a huge star in japan ever since the release of this movie What did japan mean by this?

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Anon has a dilema | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)19:21:13 No.75775005 Be me white supremacist nazi >Find this black chick in my collage and gym >all my type looks wise fat ass fat t--- thick thighs round but not fat tummy >begin talking kinda awkard because I hate n------ >eventually she invites me over for some drinks and we have sex >Been doing this for a month now >Expected to go on a first date tomorrow What should I do anons I really hate n------ but I dont want to give her up
: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)19:21:13 No.75775005 Be me white supremacist nazi >Find this black chick in my collage and gym >all my type looks wise fat ass fat t--- thick thighs round but not fat tummy >begin talking kinda awkard because I hate n------ >eventually she invites me over for some drinks and we have sex >Been doing this for a month now >Expected to go on a first date tomorrow What should I do anons I really hate n------ but I dont want to give her up

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Anon feels miserable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #

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