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: Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)10:34:22 No.193187896 unknown.png 1.23 MB PNG >white invader kills a japanese warrior, takes his place in their honorbound culture and home and marries his wife >this make over $100 million in japan, one of the highest grossing films there >tom cruise has been a huge star in japan ever since the release of this movie What did japan mean by this?

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)19:21:13 No.75775005 Be me white supremacist nazi >Find this black chick in my collage and gym >all my type looks wise fat ass fat t--- thick thighs round but not fat tummy >begin talking kinda awkard because I hate n------ >eventually she invites me over for some drinks and we have sex >Been doing this for a month now >Expected to go on a first date tomorrow What should I do anons I really hate n------ but I dont want to give her up

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: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #

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: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)21:49:32 No.75776288 >normie coworkes ask what my instagram is >tell them i don't have social media >They're visibly confused >They start asking me the most personal quesitons like i'm some kind of alien Is it really that bad not having social media in your early 20s?

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PROFESSIONAL >be le massive reditor REDDITORS >heaving over desk to view screen >bad eyesight.jpg > Can't read anything unless it's green >see a short story >hack up a lung chortling at the misfortunes of others >think up most witty reply ever made since that of mark twain >"hmmm yes why my dear fellows this is homosexual...." >and with baited breath I continue >"and FAKE!" >slam down finger on keyboard, break bones in finger >have cardiac arrest laughing at how witty I am > Everything must be homoerotic as per my reddit mandate >nobody on the net can have lives whilst I own a keyboard! > Picrel

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: Anonymous (ID: R4TGYLr2) 08/05/20(Wed)15:51:50 No.271274004 SANTA 55jS2lh.jpg 88 KB JPG >Imagine being a little starving ner baby in Africa and Hollywood's A-List multimillionaire actress Charlize Theron arrives and says she's gonna adopt you and give you a life of luxury. H--------, you can't believe your luck. You're gonna live in LA, eat whatever you want, buy whatever you want, and f--- all the models you want in a few years from all the parties you're gonna be attending. >Then it turns out that your new mother just wants to make you into her own personal f------ Frankenstein experiment, turning you into an aberration and brainwashing you into cutting your own d--- as soon as possible. >And the day of the operation will come and you will be in an operating table having a surgeon turning your d--- outside in and you will be thinking, hey maybe starving in Africa wasn't that bad after all.

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Anonymous 4 H 12/16/23(Sat)08:06:49 No.191302236 HA Flag_of_South_Korea.svg.png 24 KB PNG >will work in one of 5 megacorps when you grow up >parents reward destroying your sleep schedule in cram schools with f------ plastic surgery >all aspects of life are controlled by chaebol (rich untouchable families) >mandatory military conscription after 10-17 hour school days are over >only border is with north korea, constant threat of the largest, densest population center being nuked >constantly being cucked by america, china, or japan at any given moment growing up in your country would be the worst level of depression imaginable

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 360_F_410384074_vjRPB5dKm(...).jpg (43 KB, 1079x360) >dickisdiamonds.jpeg >one day she comes to my room crying >she's being bullied for her autism >tell her to not listen to them >idea.webm >"hey sis do you want a back massage" Oh boy, my first full greentext Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)20:55:52 No.910898478 >>910898934 >be me >14 >have 10 year old sister >has a cute bubble butt that i sometimes stare at >sure.png >tell her to take her clothes off and have nothing on but a towel >get her situated like pic related >start to massage her back and shoulders >so far she likes it >start to further >reach her ass >cumbuckets.jpeg >i rub the s--- out of her ass and even slap it a little >"anon don't touch that" >don't listen >ohshitohfuck.wav >open the door >eventually take the towel off and rub my face all over it >strip in the process >"don't look at me anon" >eventually end up rubbing my d--- all over >suddenly i hear my dad's footsteps >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)21:09:25 No.910898934 >>910898478 (OP) 2/10 coomer edition saw it coming miles away Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)21:14:16 No.910899094 File: image_2023-12-15_211413407.png (453 KB, 939x960) Holy F------ S--- Anon, Pornhub exists for a reason.

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12/15/23(Fri)19:22:40 No.75778388 >"Hey, look who finally crawled outta his little hidey-hole! C'mon down and have some holiday season grub, Champ! Don't be a stranger. Tell us what you've been up to. Have those video game coins finally paid off for you, bud? No worry. They'll seem like pennies when we get you a job and you get that first paycheck. But we'll work on that come New Year. Dig in." Anonymous 432 KB PNG >swats your hand away from the alcoholic beverages >"But not those, Champ. I need you focused on a finding a job first." >audible laughter

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21 KB JPG >In college >have girlfriend >Talking to another girl >casual conversation >We have same hobbies >Particularly interested in building PC's >tell her I'll send a pic of my rig later >Later >Send pic of my rig > Some country-hick sends pic of him flipping the bird >oh s---, is that her boyfriend? >Ask him what he thinks of the rig >"F-----' dogshit my boy" It is now impossible to prove I was not flirting with her. I don't know what's worse, my rig insult or my rep decline.

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: Anonymous 8 271 KB PNG 12/13/23(Wed)12:00:43 No.91077963 >be me >Have micro d--- >Not like your typical small d--- that can get up to 3-4 inches no like an actual micro d--- >When erect and stretched/pushed to the bone it's maybe 1.7 inches >Not into SPH either so no benefit there >literally too small to actually properly masturbate >Get a girlfriend at one point >Tell her before we have sex about my "condition" >She laughs and says it's probably not that small >She stares at it like pic related when she sees it >still single I'm considering just getting a penectomy because at this point it'd be easier to explain : Anonymous >>910779637 (OP) # You need to start gooning rn and become a p--- addict so sph and cuckolding will appeal to you. Sorry life isnt fair bro >>910782419 # 12/13/23(Wed)12:05:53 No.910779834 : Anonymous Your d--- is literally shorter than mine is wide. 12/13/23(Wed)12:17:01 No.910780327 : Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)12:43:00 No.910781490 Why not get a phalloplasty, I hear they can make them look pretty good these days 12/13/23(Wed)12:47:53 No.910781704 : Anonymous >>910779637 (OP) # Small d---- require small holes. Look for small holes anon. ;)

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Does Hakuna Matata have an e---------- joke? Does Hakuna Matata have an eja(...) >And oh, the shame >(He was ashamed!) 12/15/23(Fri)22:24:46 No.193220344 timon pumbaa.jpg 79 KB JPG >Thought of changin' my name >(Oh, what's in a name?) >And I got downhearted >(How did you feel?) >Every time that l- >Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! Was he going to say "every time that I came"? Kind of weird for a kids movie. https://youtu.be/kaOlxl|4LCA?si=7JV XYFj3sv5SWNjd&t=67 [Open]

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: Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)10:34:22 No.193187896 unknown.png 1.23 MB PNG >white invader kills a japanese warrior, takes his place in their honorbound culture and home and marries his wife >this make over $100 million in japan, one of the highest grossing films there >tom cruise has been a huge star in japan ever since the release of this movie What did japan mean by this?

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