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: Anonymous IS IT WRONG TO BE STRONG?! 247 KB PNG 04/18/24(Thu)17:38:16 No.196182514 >best sci-fi book ever Solaris by Lem >best fantasy book ever Time of Contempt or Narrenturm by Sapkowski >best vidya ever Witcher 3 You're all living in a Polish world
: Anonymous IS IT WRONG TO BE STRONG?! 247 KB PNG 04/18/24(Thu)17:38:16 No.196182514 >best sci-fi book ever Solaris by Lem >best fantasy book ever Time of Contempt or Narrenturm by Sapkowski >best vidya ever Witcher 3 You're all living in a Polish world

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13 KB PNG work >Be me 2 weeks into new job in new city >Car at mechanic's so I have to ask work groupchat for a ride to work > Coworker says sure he'll be there in 5 minutes to pick me up for work > He gets there in 3, then takes me to > Halfway through shift > Realize I never actually told him my address bros how the f--- did he find where i live i live in a building with ~500 other people and 16 floors and he was at my door within 3 minutes of me asking for a ride
13 KB PNG work >Be me 2 weeks into new job in new city >Car at mechanic's so I have to ask work groupchat for a ride to work > Coworker says sure he'll be there in 5 minutes to pick me up for work > He gets there in 3, then takes me to > Halfway through shift > Realize I never actually told him my address bros how the f--- did he find where i live i live in a building with ~500 other people and 16 floors and he was at my door within 3 minutes of me asking for a ride

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Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)11:54:33 No.198252844 american tolkien.jpg 59 KB JPG >Hmm, yes I've finally come up with a name for the western continent in my fantasy world, exceptionally clever if I say so myself.. but now what should I call the capital city in this fantasy version of England... >Ah, I've got it! >"King's London"
Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)11:54:33 No.198252844 american tolkien.jpg 59 KB JPG >Hmm, yes I've finally come up with a name for the western continent in my fantasy world, exceptionally clever if I say so myself.. but now what should I call the capital city in this fantasy version of England... >Ah, I've got it! >"King's London"

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It's Anon's birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I turned 23 today... 1.24 MB PNG work 04/18/24(Thu)20:11:42 No.77183435 And I have nothing to fucing show for it. I'm: >a degenerate who is addicted to coming every day >a failure who has 2 D's in university classes and is behind schedule on his graduation even tho I'm a senior >a lazy idiot who shows up late to >a skinnyfat f--- who hasn't gone to the gym or had a proper workout in over a month and a terrible diet >an impulsive moron who spends his money on stupid s--- >a social retard who has no friends or gf I hate my birthdays now because it shows me how far behind my former peers I have truly fallen. 5 years since high school and I haven't accomplished s---. I'm literally the depiction of a complete lowlife loser who did nothing with his life.
Anonymous I turned 23 today... 1.24 MB PNG work 04/18/24(Thu)20:11:42 No.77183435 And I have nothing to fucing show for it. I'm: >a degenerate who is addicted to coming every day >a failure who has 2 D's in university classes and is behind schedule on his graduation even tho I'm a senior >a lazy idiot who shows up late to >a skinnyfat f--- who hasn't gone to the gym or had a proper workout in over a month and a terrible diet >an impulsive moron who spends his money on stupid s--- >a social retard who has no friends or gf I hate my birthdays now because it shows me how far behind my former peers I have truly fallen. 5 years since high school and I haven't accomplished s---. I'm literally the depiction of a complete lowlife loser who did nothing with his life.

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Anonymous 70 KB JPG 04/17/24(Wed)23:49:47 No.917048730 >be me, britbong >love eating chicken, it's cheap and it's delicious >notice chicken is lower in quality since inflation and wars in the wrong places >in supermarket one day and see reduced food aisle, lots of chicken >joy.gif >I pick up some reduced chicken wings 1.5kg for £3 >suddenly old Muslim man stops me and hands me packet of reduced Muslim brand chicken. Y'know that halal s--- >"try this one instead anon, much higher quality". >it's a quid more but f--- it, mystic voodoo Muslim has put a spell on me so I buy it since they look pretty good and meaty even though a bit more expensive. Still cheaper than my normal ones at full price >eat the chicken wings baked with salt and spices and holy f--- he was right >Google it and find out they don't add hormones or extra water because it is halal >muslim chicken costs a bit more than the regular stuff but it is miles cheaper than the grass fed free range b------- my own race tries to sell me >only ever bought Muslim chicken since that day I am officially a member of the Muslim chicken brotherhood, anons. Pic unrelated.
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 04/17/24(Wed)23:49:47 No.917048730 >be me, britbong >love eating chicken, it's cheap and it's delicious >notice chicken is lower in quality since inflation and wars in the wrong places >in supermarket one day and see reduced food aisle, lots of chicken >joy.gif >I pick up some reduced chicken wings 1.5kg for £3 >suddenly old Muslim man stops me and hands me packet of reduced Muslim brand chicken. Y'know that halal s--- >"try this one instead anon, much higher quality". >it's a quid more but f--- it, mystic voodoo Muslim has put a spell on me so I buy it since they look pretty good and meaty even though a bit more expensive. Still cheaper than my normal ones at full price >eat the chicken wings baked with salt and spices and holy f--- he was right >Google it and find out they don't add hormones or extra water because it is halal >muslim chicken costs a bit more than the regular stuff but it is miles cheaper than the grass fed free range b------- my own race tries to sell me >only ever bought Muslim chicken since that day I am officially a member of the Muslim chicken brotherhood, anons. Pic unrelated.

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based
Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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Anon is god part 3 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)14:09:10 No.8963297 ►>>8963321 >>8964343 File: 8921235_5027B2A0-7DAF-4E6(...).jpg (135 KB, 843x2047) I'd be a giant brat with omnipotence! I'd take everyone on earth who likes me being god, and shrink them down to the size of ants; living in a room of my home that I can walk in and care for and get attention from whenever I want And everyone who doesn't like me being god, I'd put in some humiliating but not really cruel situation. Have all of them trapped in a copy of earth the size of a speck, with a barrier around it so they aren't bothered by smells or getting crushed. Then just like, put it down the back of my pants, step on it, or just like, throw it in the trash for a while. Not harming them, but totally bullying them a ton Then I'd just re-shape the regular sized earth to be exactly the way I want it
Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)14:09:10 No.8963297 ►>>8963321 >>8964343 File: 8921235_5027B2A0-7DAF-4E6(...).jpg (135 KB, 843x2047) I'd be a giant brat with omnipotence! I'd take everyone on earth who likes me being god, and shrink them down to the size of ants; living in a room of my home that I can walk in and care for and get attention from whenever I want And everyone who doesn't like me being god, I'd put in some humiliating but not really cruel situation. Have all of them trapped in a copy of earth the size of a speck, with a barrier around it so they aren't bothered by smells or getting crushed. Then just like, put it down the back of my pants, step on it, or just like, throw it in the trash for a while. Not harming them, but totally bullying them a ton Then I'd just re-shape the regular sized earth to be exactly the way I want it

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Anon encounters Xenu's gf | /r/Greentext

Spacial-K 03/25/24(Mon)08:43:13 No.10945361 >>10945884>>10947976 >>10945183 With a bit of tweaking, they can be. >behold >supreme galactic empress decides to take a day off work to reconnect with the commoners as she has felt distant lately >she can take a day off whenever she wants >because f--- you she's the m------------ galactic empress >teleports to farmworld #419 where the first thing she sees is a dirt farmer working the crops >farmboy (and others who see) s---- himself upon seeing an utterly enormous figure suddenly teleport out of nowhere >its the m------------ galactic empress and she is smiling eagerly at him >empress has a naturally stern resting face so it is hard to tell if she is actually happy >"GREETINGS YOUNG LABOURER. I AM THE GALACTIC SPACE EMPRESS AND I AM HERE TO RECONNECT WITH MY PEOPLE. WILL YOU TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OF FARMING?" >years of indoctrination and servitude kick in and farmboy just nods his head. >"EXCELLENT! WE SHALL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY." >empress picks him up and holds him next to her chest, thinking that it would be easier to simply carry him and have him instruct her up close. >farmboy is screaming internally as he clings to her dress and stares at her beautiful face >the f------ galactic empress is here >and she's speaking to him and carrying him and wants to farm >how does one teach a giant space empress how to farm? I might continue this. I guess my point is there needs to be more emphasis on the giantess' capacity to CARE about those beneath her.
Spacial-K 03/25/24(Mon)08:43:13 No.10945361 >>10945884>>10947976 >>10945183 With a bit of tweaking, they can be. >behold >supreme galactic empress decides to take a day off work to reconnect with the commoners as she has felt distant lately >she can take a day off whenever she wants >because f--- you she's the m------------ galactic empress >teleports to farmworld #419 where the first thing she sees is a dirt farmer working the crops >farmboy (and others who see) s---- himself upon seeing an utterly enormous figure suddenly teleport out of nowhere >its the m------------ galactic empress and she is smiling eagerly at him >empress has a naturally stern resting face so it is hard to tell if she is actually happy >"GREETINGS YOUNG LABOURER. I AM THE GALACTIC SPACE EMPRESS AND I AM HERE TO RECONNECT WITH MY PEOPLE. WILL YOU TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OF FARMING?" >years of indoctrination and servitude kick in and farmboy just nods his head. >"EXCELLENT! WE SHALL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY." >empress picks him up and holds him next to her chest, thinking that it would be easier to simply carry him and have him instruct her up close. >farmboy is screaming internally as he clings to her dress and stares at her beautiful face >the f------ galactic empress is here >and she's speaking to him and carrying him and wants to farm >how does one teach a giant space empress how to farm? I might continue this. I guess my point is there needs to be more emphasis on the giantess' capacity to CARE about those beneath her.

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He got too silly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)09:59:18 No.196174354 IMG_9416.jpg 45 KB JPG >Japanese tourist visits France >kills, rapes, and cannibalizes a French woman >goes free >goes back home to Japan >becomes a celebrity and writes books about it Why are Japanese tourists like this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa
: Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)09:59:18 No.196174354 IMG_9416.jpg 45 KB JPG >Japanese tourist visits France >kills, rapes, and cannibalizes a French woman >goes free >goes back home to Japan >becomes a celebrity and writes books about it Why are Japanese tourists like this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

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Anon is god part 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/19(Fri)03:31:57 No.8797103 File: sinryakuJK.jpg (1.29 MB, 2000x1800) >>8797634 >>8797856 >I'd turn myself into a trap version of myself, all cute and feminine but with my d--- still >I'd bully the world! I'm god and can make the rules, so I could have tons of fun bullying the earth in impossible, great ways >turning the earth into a pair of briefs, with everything moving still as if it's a harry potter painting stretched to cover my ass and c--- >turning the earth into a gumball, and chewing on it and squishing it into mush as I play a dumb game >After those, i'd take all the people who like me being god and that kind of play, and let them live in a dust-sized city in a glass jar! Sometimes bullying them by peeing or climaxing into it, or just shaking it out of boredom even though they're my favorites! Shrinking myself down to their size on occasion, and enjoying being treated like the god I am by them >I'd take the earth, with everyone who doesnt like me being god on it, and use it as a toy! Carelessly poking it, squishing it, and turning it into things like tissues to wipe my nose with. It'd be fun using their tiny marble earth as a rock to get the scuff off my tennis shoes, and to totally control them into doing or thinking stupid stuff just for the lols Universe is the best toy~
Anonymous 11/15/19(Fri)03:31:57 No.8797103 File: sinryakuJK.jpg (1.29 MB, 2000x1800) >>8797634 >>8797856 >I'd turn myself into a trap version of myself, all cute and feminine but with my d--- still >I'd bully the world! I'm god and can make the rules, so I could have tons of fun bullying the earth in impossible, great ways >turning the earth into a pair of briefs, with everything moving still as if it's a harry potter painting stretched to cover my ass and c--- >turning the earth into a gumball, and chewing on it and squishing it into mush as I play a dumb game >After those, i'd take all the people who like me being god and that kind of play, and let them live in a dust-sized city in a glass jar! Sometimes bullying them by peeing or climaxing into it, or just shaking it out of boredom even though they're my favorites! Shrinking myself down to their size on occasion, and enjoying being treated like the god I am by them >I'd take the earth, with everyone who doesnt like me being god on it, and use it as a toy! Carelessly poking it, squishing it, and turning it into things like tissues to wipe my nose with. It'd be fun using their tiny marble earth as a rock to get the scuff off my tennis shoes, and to totally control them into doing or thinking stupid stuff just for the lols Universe is the best toy~

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Femanon wants a bf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Bf where 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)02:44:43 No.77175285 >20 yo >biological female >still single Yeah It is over. I just want a boyfriend that is over 25, financially attractive, caring and loving. i am good at everything. That is all you must know. Preferably from europe 04/18/24(Thu)02:46:04 No.77175294 Man I cant wait for Ai girlfriends in physical models Anonymous >>77175285 (OP) # 04/18/24(Thu)02:46:54 No.77175303 lower your standards you putrid w----. stop being such a chadsexual bitch. its current year, you dont need men to be attractive or have money, you can accept a more diverse range of men an ddo the right thing by settling for incels. f--- you.
: Anonymous Bf where 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)02:44:43 No.77175285 >20 yo >biological female >still single Yeah It is over. I just want a boyfriend that is over 25, financially attractive, caring and loving. i am good at everything. That is all you must know. Preferably from europe 04/18/24(Thu)02:46:04 No.77175294 Man I cant wait for Ai girlfriends in physical models Anonymous >>77175285 (OP) # 04/18/24(Thu)02:46:54 No.77175303 lower your standards you putrid w----. stop being such a chadsexual bitch. its current year, you dont need men to be attractive or have money, you can accept a more diverse range of men an ddo the right thing by settling for incels. f--- you.

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Anon plays Starbound | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/05/21(Tue)01:07:51 No.61717938 >>61717966 >>61718041 >>61716943 (OP) >Playing Starbound >Hear about the Sexbound mod >Install it for a giggle and f--- around the galaxy >One submod allows pregnancy, kids grow up after a few in-game days >Another submod allows NPCs to get horny over time. When they max out their libido score, they find sex-compatible furniture. NPCs will f--- each other if they pick the same place to get off. >Install both and hatch a hare-brained scheme to make a colony that will grow over time >Soon I have attracted a male and a couple of female colonists >I leave them to it Here's where the holes in my plan started to happen: >NPCs don't care who they f--- >Took a while for one of the women to get pregnant because they'd f--- each other and leave the man hanging or be in the "top" position during sex with him >No limits on their libido while pregnant, either >When their sons and daughters grew up, they f----- them too >Population explodes, can't keep up with building areas for them to spread into >The sound that all females make during sex is their species' default hurt sound. This plays over the sound of a bed rocking >For some reason, my dumb brain decided this was the sexiest sound in the world >Jerk it while placing blocks and furniture >Absolutely disgusted with myself because what's going on is 90% i----- at that point >So horny I stop building and have my character join in >Feel the need to continue jerking immediately after COOMing >Takes three COOMS before the post-nut clarity (and dull ache of shooting too much j--- out) kicks in >Warp out of the colony, never to return >Delete the teleporter's address from my ship's bookmarks >Character was female >She gave birth to a son onboard her ship a few minutes later >Missed the pregnancy message while she was getting f----- >There's no way to get son off the ship >As soon as he is an adult, he jumps in bed with a security officer and gets her pregnant >Exit out of the game, uninstall mods >Don't play again for two years
Anonymous 01/05/21(Tue)01:07:51 No.61717938 >>61717966 >>61718041 >>61716943 (OP) >Playing Starbound >Hear about the Sexbound mod >Install it for a giggle and f--- around the galaxy >One submod allows pregnancy, kids grow up after a few in-game days >Another submod allows NPCs to get horny over time. When they max out their libido score, they find sex-compatible furniture. NPCs will f--- each other if they pick the same place to get off. >Install both and hatch a hare-brained scheme to make a colony that will grow over time >Soon I have attracted a male and a couple of female colonists >I leave them to it Here's where the holes in my plan started to happen: >NPCs don't care who they f--- >Took a while for one of the women to get pregnant because they'd f--- each other and leave the man hanging or be in the "top" position during sex with him >No limits on their libido while pregnant, either >When their sons and daughters grew up, they f----- them too >Population explodes, can't keep up with building areas for them to spread into >The sound that all females make during sex is their species' default hurt sound. This plays over the sound of a bed rocking >For some reason, my dumb brain decided this was the sexiest sound in the world >Jerk it while placing blocks and furniture >Absolutely disgusted with myself because what's going on is 90% i----- at that point >So horny I stop building and have my character join in >Feel the need to continue jerking immediately after COOMing >Takes three COOMS before the post-nut clarity (and dull ache of shooting too much j--- out) kicks in >Warp out of the colony, never to return >Delete the teleporter's address from my ship's bookmarks >Character was female >She gave birth to a son onboard her ship a few minutes later >Missed the pregnancy message while she was getting f----- >There's no way to get son off the ship >As soon as he is an adult, he jumps in bed with a security officer and gets her pregnant >Exit out of the game, uninstall mods >Don't play again for two years

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: Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)19:47:25 No. 198312590 IMG_4596.jpg 20 KB JPG >No, let me die a torturous death, because then you can sort of keep your super powers a secret from society, and also, it will be incredibly symbolic and memorable for the audience watching this film
: Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)19:47:25 No. 198312590 IMG_4596.jpg 20 KB JPG >No, let me die a torturous death, because then you can sort of keep your super powers a secret from society, and also, it will be incredibly symbolic and memorable for the audience watching this film

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File: vtb-23846-18ohsosoftteddy(...).jpg (161 KB, 1000x1000) ☐ Weird dreams thread Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)23:55:07 No.917067826 >> What the f--- does this mean? Just woke up after having a really weird dream and now I can't sleep. Guess I'll share for whoever is up. Also weird dreams thread. >dream I'm getting woken up by my childhood teddy bear Choochoo (pic unrelated) >it's kinda my childhood house, kinda my current apartment, the way dreams can be ambiguous >Choochoo is saying "[my childhood nickname] wake up, wake up" and shaking me >"I have to go poopoo, and it's so dark" >and it is dark, the way dreams are dark >I don't question it because it's a dream, I pick up choochoo and we start walking down this impossibly long dark hallway >Choochoo is saying "hurry, it's coming" as I run down this labyrinthian hallway holding my teddy bear >Finally, we see the light of the bathroom, I rush in and out choochoo on the toilet >the little guy strains and pushes and finally with tears in his eyes he's done >I look in the toilet and see a turd bigger than a tallboy, and then I look at choochoo and see that hes ripped his a------ open all the way to his teddy bear b-------- >it makes a long gash, and looks almost like a p---- > finger Choochoo's butt p---- and immediately wake up >my d--- is hard Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)00:54:41 No.917069105 I dreamt about my mom and girlfriend making out and f------ at my funeral. Woke up in a cold sweat with a hard on. Woke the gf up and f-----.
File: vtb-23846-18ohsosoftteddy(...).jpg (161 KB, 1000x1000) ☐ Weird dreams thread Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)23:55:07 No.917067826 >> What the f--- does this mean? Just woke up after having a really weird dream and now I can't sleep. Guess I'll share for whoever is up. Also weird dreams thread. >dream I'm getting woken up by my childhood teddy bear Choochoo (pic unrelated) >it's kinda my childhood house, kinda my current apartment, the way dreams can be ambiguous >Choochoo is saying "[my childhood nickname] wake up, wake up" and shaking me >"I have to go poopoo, and it's so dark" >and it is dark, the way dreams are dark >I don't question it because it's a dream, I pick up choochoo and we start walking down this impossibly long dark hallway >Choochoo is saying "hurry, it's coming" as I run down this labyrinthian hallway holding my teddy bear >Finally, we see the light of the bathroom, I rush in and out choochoo on the toilet >the little guy strains and pushes and finally with tears in his eyes he's done >I look in the toilet and see a turd bigger than a tallboy, and then I look at choochoo and see that hes ripped his a------ open all the way to his teddy bear b-------- >it makes a long gash, and looks almost like a p---- > finger Choochoo's butt p---- and immediately wake up >my d--- is hard Anonymous 04/18/24(Thu)00:54:41 No.917069105 I dreamt about my mom and girlfriend making out and f------ at my funeral. Woke up in a cold sweat with a hard on. Woke the gf up and f-----.

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Anon and milk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sydney Sweeney fires back at '(...) 1.4 MB PNG 04/17/24(Wed)20:42:32 No.198362820 >"How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman. If that's what she's learned in her decades in the industry and feels is appropriate to teach to her students, that's shameful. To unjustly disparage a fellow female producer speaks volumes about Ms. Baum's character." https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity- news/134760/Sydney-Sweeney-fires-back-Carol-Baum Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)20:44:35 No. 198362885 she should fire milk from those udders straight into my mouth if im being quite honest >>198363310 # >>198363627 # >>198363841 # >>198363938 # >>198364309 # >>198364335 # >>198364409 # >>198364502 # >>198364650 # >>198364914 # >>198364950 # >>198364990 # >>198365196 # >>198365814 # >>198365835 # >>198366010 # >>198367058 # >>198367563 # >>198367819 # >>198367905 #
Anonymous Sydney Sweeney fires back at '(...) 1.4 MB PNG 04/17/24(Wed)20:42:32 No.198362820 >"How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman. If that's what she's learned in her decades in the industry and feels is appropriate to teach to her students, that's shameful. To unjustly disparage a fellow female producer speaks volumes about Ms. Baum's character." https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity- news/134760/Sydney-Sweeney-fires-back-Carol-Baum Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)20:44:35 No. 198362885 she should fire milk from those udders straight into my mouth if im being quite honest >>198363310 # >>198363627 # >>198363841 # >>198363938 # >>198364309 # >>198364335 # >>198364409 # >>198364502 # >>198364650 # >>198364914 # >>198364950 # >>198364990 # >>198365196 # >>198365814 # >>198365835 # >>198366010 # >>198367058 # >>198367563 # >>198367819 # >>198367905 #

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Anonymous I'm in legal trouble 54 KB JPG 04/12/24(Fri)18:00:56 No.77109299 >had fight with female coworker who insulted me for no reason >I was being extremely cruel and telling her that her life had no meaning, her husband hates her, she's worthless etc... >she fell to her knees and started rocking back and forth and crying, facing away from me, I keep repeating the same insults while she has her mental breakdown. >she suddenly stops. >I look at her to see if she's alright: apparently when she was rocking back and forth she was deliberately hitting her face against a hard surface, her entire face is completely mangled up and she will need extensive surgery just to look deformed by the end. I had no idea she was doing that. >I am being sued for attempted murder despite not even touching her. >no one will believe my story. : Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)18:04:32 No. 77109338 honestly anon I find it hard to believe that she was hitting her head hard enough to mangle it and you thought it was a simple rocking back and forth.
Anonymous I'm in legal trouble 54 KB JPG 04/12/24(Fri)18:00:56 No.77109299 >had fight with female coworker who insulted me for no reason >I was being extremely cruel and telling her that her life had no meaning, her husband hates her, she's worthless etc... >she fell to her knees and started rocking back and forth and crying, facing away from me, I keep repeating the same insults while she has her mental breakdown. >she suddenly stops. >I look at her to see if she's alright: apparently when she was rocking back and forth she was deliberately hitting her face against a hard surface, her entire face is completely mangled up and she will need extensive surgery just to look deformed by the end. I had no idea she was doing that. >I am being sued for attempted murder despite not even touching her. >no one will believe my story. : Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)18:04:32 No. 77109338 honestly anon I find it hard to believe that she was hitting her head hard enough to mangle it and you thought it was a simple rocking back and forth.

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Anonymous So Vault tech nuked America There's a lot of earning potential with the end of the world. 534 KB JPG 04/16/24(Tue)23:06:46 No.673665312 Let me get this straight. For over 20 years the lore was >China launched the first strike Now it's >these greedy capitalist organisation run by greedy rich billionaires deliberately nuked the world so they could run these obscure experiments on people vaults This is your lore when it's written by Indians. Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)02:15:01 No.67367628 >>673665312 (OP) 411 KB PNG
Anonymous So Vault tech nuked America There's a lot of earning potential with the end of the world. 534 KB JPG 04/16/24(Tue)23:06:46 No.673665312 Let me get this straight. For over 20 years the lore was >China launched the first strike Now it's >these greedy capitalist organisation run by greedy rich billionaires deliberately nuked the world so they could run these obscure experiments on people vaults This is your lore when it's written by Indians. Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)02:15:01 No.67367628 >>673665312 (OP) 411 KB PNG

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Anon doesn't have netflix | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 220 KB JPG TV now? 04/18/24(Thu)06:54:40 No.198358421 >anon, what are you doing with that really long cable from behind your TV? >oh you're just charging your laptop? >wait...what do you mean the movie will come from the laptop? >w-- why is your laptop on the >ummm why does your browser have like 50 tabs open? >we have to wait for what? a torrent? >anon just open netflix??? >anon I don't know what a VPN is or why it's not working right now. >ok anon I gotta go now, bye Door closes.
Anonymous 220 KB JPG TV now? 04/18/24(Thu)06:54:40 No.198358421 >anon, what are you doing with that really long cable from behind your TV? >oh you're just charging your laptop? >wait...what do you mean the movie will come from the laptop? >w-- why is your laptop on the >ummm why does your browser have like 50 tabs open? >we have to wait for what? a torrent? >anon just open netflix??? >anon I don't know what a VPN is or why it's not working right now. >ok anon I gotta go now, bye Door closes.

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Anon hates modern headlights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2bl0sn4V 04/17/24(Wed)14:21:42 No.465324838 >>465332008 >>465332250 File: 5905088eiis81.jpg (118 KB, 1247x939) >>465320228 (OP) >Muh heart attacks of boomers that would have died from a cold breeze of air 5 minutes later anyway >Not how they're blinding people and causing crashes due to, ironically, lack of vision I HATE JOURNOSCUM. And i hate LED headlights. Not the technology itself, but the execution and legal aspects. I only need to see far enough to stop in time and it only needs to be bright enough to see the road. Same for everyone else. Bulbs achieved this purpose already. The warm yellow instead of harsh blue was comfy. Best was what we called "french yellow" but i suppose zoomers and burgers don't know about that. But wait, there's more! >Headlights used to be glass and could be polished clear again if they turned milky after 20 years >Light element separate from housing, cheap and easy DIY fix, bulbs at every gas station for chump change >Now they're plastic and the LED cluster is integral with the housing >Also it's illegal to replace individual LEDs, gotta change the whole cluster because it's a "EU certified" part you're not allowed to "manipulate". >A 5 euro problem is now a 1000 euro problem >Normie: hurr hurr just leasecu*k and accept ever more assisted driving and surveillance, what are you, some sort of "ewiggestriger" ("eternalpaster", our version of deplorable, you're not allowed to notice things are getting worse if f--- say it's "progress" for "safety") I felt pride, solidarity and childlike joy when plebbitors were seething that Ivans systematically destroyed every EV they could find. Everything after 2012 should be destroyed. It's when sensor and nanny mania began. Pic related, says "Elon Musk is a d---" for making the rolling antichrist abomination from Demolition Man real. After they neutralized it so it can't do any more harm, of course. TOTAL MODERNCAR DEATH.
Anonymous (ID: 2bl0sn4V 04/17/24(Wed)14:21:42 No.465324838 >>465332008 >>465332250 File: 5905088eiis81.jpg (118 KB, 1247x939) >>465320228 (OP) >Muh heart attacks of boomers that would have died from a cold breeze of air 5 minutes later anyway >Not how they're blinding people and causing crashes due to, ironically, lack of vision I HATE JOURNOSCUM. And i hate LED headlights. Not the technology itself, but the execution and legal aspects. I only need to see far enough to stop in time and it only needs to be bright enough to see the road. Same for everyone else. Bulbs achieved this purpose already. The warm yellow instead of harsh blue was comfy. Best was what we called "french yellow" but i suppose zoomers and burgers don't know about that. But wait, there's more! >Headlights used to be glass and could be polished clear again if they turned milky after 20 years >Light element separate from housing, cheap and easy DIY fix, bulbs at every gas station for chump change >Now they're plastic and the LED cluster is integral with the housing >Also it's illegal to replace individual LEDs, gotta change the whole cluster because it's a "EU certified" part you're not allowed to "manipulate". >A 5 euro problem is now a 1000 euro problem >Normie: hurr hurr just leasecu*k and accept ever more assisted driving and surveillance, what are you, some sort of "ewiggestriger" ("eternalpaster", our version of deplorable, you're not allowed to notice things are getting worse if f--- say it's "progress" for "safety") I felt pride, solidarity and childlike joy when plebbitors were seething that Ivans systematically destroyed every EV they could find. Everything after 2012 should be destroyed. It's when sensor and nanny mania began. Pic related, says "Elon Musk is a d---" for making the rolling antichrist abomination from Demolition Man real. After they neutralized it so it can't do any more harm, of course. TOTAL MODERNCAR DEATH.

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Short kings... its so over. Will we recover? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OiYA7jUW) 38 KB JPG 03/22/24(Fri)12:20:47 No.462551304 >tfw not 8'11 Chad It's over Anonymous (ID: eAIE5ddf 03/22/24(Fri)12:21:38 No.462551371 >>462551304 (OP) # the way they look at him bros... 6'3cels it's over.
Anonymous (ID: OiYA7jUW) 38 KB JPG 03/22/24(Fri)12:20:47 No.462551304 >tfw not 8'11 Chad It's over Anonymous (ID: eAIE5ddf 03/22/24(Fri)12:21:38 No.462551371 >>462551304 (OP) # the way they look at him bros... 6'3cels it's over.

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