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Anon told me to look into HIV stories on Reddit... Anon told me to look into HIV (...) 11/23/23(Thu)21:43:00 No.75520857 >Long story short, I'm HIV positive. I'm not sure who gave it to me, but I found out a year or so ago so it's all in the past now. I was at dinner with a date the other night and I had to have that conversation... he didn't take it well. Told me he thought I "wasn't like that" when I pressed him for what he meant he said more or less "slutty" BRUTAL 37 KB JPG >It's true that I probably obtained the illness during a slut period, I must have slept with somewhere like 100-125 men in the 3 years before. Didn't seem like much at the time, but I guess some people are more prudent than most. What shocked me was that he seemed more concerned with how I "was" instead of me opening up about my illness. >It felt s-----. I left immediately, went home, fapped to BDSM p--- then went to bed. Next morning, I still feel pretty bad. I guess what I'm looking for is another story like mine, someone who did their fair share of sleeping around, got unlucky, and are now having issues dealing with the uninformed and bigoted masses to make me feel like I'm not alone in this. I've heard a lot about a support group in my area, and after this I'm thinking of joining. Just sucks there isn't one here on Reddit from what I can see. Reddit HIV stories are a nightmare!
Anon told me to look into HIV stories on Reddit... Anon told me to look into HIV (...) 11/23/23(Thu)21:43:00 No.75520857 >Long story short, I'm HIV positive. I'm not sure who gave it to me, but I found out a year or so ago so it's all in the past now. I was at dinner with a date the other night and I had to have that conversation... he didn't take it well. Told me he thought I "wasn't like that" when I pressed him for what he meant he said more or less "slutty" BRUTAL 37 KB JPG >It's true that I probably obtained the illness during a slut period, I must have slept with somewhere like 100-125 men in the 3 years before. Didn't seem like much at the time, but I guess some people are more prudent than most. What shocked me was that he seemed more concerned with how I "was" instead of me opening up about my illness. >It felt s-----. I left immediately, went home, fapped to BDSM p--- then went to bed. Next morning, I still feel pretty bad. I guess what I'm looking for is another story like mine, someone who did their fair share of sleeping around, got unlucky, and are now having issues dealing with the uninformed and bigoted masses to make me feel like I'm not alone in this. I've heard a lot about a support group in my area, and after this I'm thinking of joining. Just sucks there isn't one here on Reddit from what I can see. Reddit HIV stories are a nightmare!

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Anonymous Toxic family 97 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:51:40 No.75520403 Anyone else have toxic family members? Talk about them/vent in this thread. Please keep victim blaming, gaslighting and minimizing of other anons elsewhere. Curious to hear about some of the f----- up and evil people out there. >sister is 100k+ in debt >got sociological literature degree >claims to be suicidally depressed due to family not being rich and not getting car/housing for free like her "rich friends" >at the same time does not stop bitching about how white people are priviliged >mom has aged 20 years visually since covid dealing with her >can't stop enabling her >she dates a string of abusive dirtbag men and always claims to be suicidal due to being rejected and or abused >she is older than me, bullied me heavily growing up and physically abused me >went to the hospital once after getting beaten so severely by her as an infant, gave me a lasting health condition >called the police on me when i tried to get into guns as a hobby and filed a gun restraining order >is a pathological liar >secretly recorded her once to prove she was lying about something, and she had a suicidal display episode when I called her out and played the recording, threatened to slit her wrists with a kitchen knife >she got involuntarily committed
Anonymous Toxic family 97 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:51:40 No.75520403 Anyone else have toxic family members? Talk about them/vent in this thread. Please keep victim blaming, gaslighting and minimizing of other anons elsewhere. Curious to hear about some of the f----- up and evil people out there. >sister is 100k+ in debt >got sociological literature degree >claims to be suicidally depressed due to family not being rich and not getting car/housing for free like her "rich friends" >at the same time does not stop bitching about how white people are priviliged >mom has aged 20 years visually since covid dealing with her >can't stop enabling her >she dates a string of abusive dirtbag men and always claims to be suicidal due to being rejected and or abused >she is older than me, bullied me heavily growing up and physically abused me >went to the hospital once after getting beaten so severely by her as an infant, gave me a lasting health condition >called the police on me when i tried to get into guns as a hobby and filed a gun restraining order >is a pathological liar >secretly recorded her once to prove she was lying about something, and she had a suicidal display episode when I called her out and played the recording, threatened to slit her wrists with a kitchen knife >she got involuntarily committed

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Anon was lured into an alley by a woman. No one heard his screams... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)13:58:15 No.34018070 >poorfag >growing up in rundown part of town >lots of old warehouses and abandoned brick buildings >tons of alleyways which are fun to explore >have this girl who lives near me >tells me she found a weird alley where she can't hear anything >not sure what she means, so I follow her >she takes me to an alley that I've always avoided (no real reason, it just always creeped me out) >keep in mind, the neighborhood is not busy at all, not many passing cars or anything >plus we're in an alleyway, so it's super quiet >but then as we're walking down the alley everything goes DEAD silent >the girl stops, looks me in the eyes, and points to her ears >I nod, because I feel something like a pressure, similar to the feeling you get on a plane >girl starts talking and shouting and stamping her feet but I can't hear s--- >I try to talk and can't hear anything >feeling creeps me out and I turn to leave the alley >notice I can't hear my footsteps until I pass a certain crack in the concrete >then the pressure goes away and we can hear stuff again >we talked about it a lot after that but I personally never went in again Seems like this must have some sort of mundane explanation, but nobody has ever been able to provide one. >>34018626 # >>34022455 #
: Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)13:58:15 No.34018070 >poorfag >growing up in rundown part of town >lots of old warehouses and abandoned brick buildings >tons of alleyways which are fun to explore >have this girl who lives near me >tells me she found a weird alley where she can't hear anything >not sure what she means, so I follow her >she takes me to an alley that I've always avoided (no real reason, it just always creeped me out) >keep in mind, the neighborhood is not busy at all, not many passing cars or anything >plus we're in an alleyway, so it's super quiet >but then as we're walking down the alley everything goes DEAD silent >the girl stops, looks me in the eyes, and points to her ears >I nod, because I feel something like a pressure, similar to the feeling you get on a plane >girl starts talking and shouting and stamping her feet but I can't hear s--- >I try to talk and can't hear anything >feeling creeps me out and I turn to leave the alley >notice I can't hear my footsteps until I pass a certain crack in the concrete >then the pressure goes away and we can hear stuff again >we talked about it a lot after that but I personally never went in again Seems like this must have some sort of mundane explanation, but nobody has ever been able to provide one. >>34018626 # >>34022455 #

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: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)15:25:20 No.658471608 IMG_6978.jpg 40 KB JPG >IS THAT A SECURE 9-5 JOB IN A COZY AIR- CONDITIONED OFFICE WITH A CLEAR CAREER GROWTH AND MANY BENEFITS?? IM GOING CYBERPSYCHO!!!
: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)15:25:20 No.658471608 IMG_6978.jpg 40 KB JPG >IS THAT A SECURE 9-5 JOB IN A COZY AIR- CONDITIONED OFFICE WITH A CLEAR CAREER GROWTH AND MANY BENEFITS?? IM GOING CYBERPSYCHO!!!

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anon becomes a wizard without magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 11/24/23(Fri)09:08:53 No.909807404 >be me >wizard in learning >struggle to conjure even the most basic spells >some adventurer is coming up my tower >surprise attack him with a dagger when he arrives in my chamber >stab him a few times >screaming then silence >hear his buddy running up the stairs >panic >quickly cover up dead body with my moldy blanket >throw pet snail on the ground >other adventurer thinks i turned his friend into a snail with a single thought and runs away mfw im the most feared wizard in the land
: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 11/24/23(Fri)09:08:53 No.909807404 >be me >wizard in learning >struggle to conjure even the most basic spells >some adventurer is coming up my tower >surprise attack him with a dagger when he arrives in my chamber >stab him a few times >screaming then silence >hear his buddy running up the stairs >panic >quickly cover up dead body with my moldy blanket >throw pet snail on the ground >other adventurer thinks i turned his friend into a snail with a single thought and runs away mfw im the most feared wizard in the land

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Humans just built different | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)08:35:31 No.192420747 1.jpg 97 KB JPG >be an advanced alien race capable of intergalactic travel >have shoulder-mounted laser cannons, nuke gauntlets, personal cloaking tech, etc. >tend to use none of it intelligently, sometimes opt not to use it at all >get hyper-advanced ass kicked by monkeys armed with black powder weapons Man, Predators kinda f------ suck, don't they?
: Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)08:35:31 No.192420747 1.jpg 97 KB JPG >be an advanced alien race capable of intergalactic travel >have shoulder-mounted laser cannons, nuke gauntlets, personal cloaking tech, etc. >tend to use none of it intelligently, sometimes opt not to use it at all >get hyper-advanced ass kicked by monkeys armed with black powder weapons Man, Predators kinda f------ suck, don't they?

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Unlimited money glitch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wish Review WOKER Brie Larson for some reason Oops 11/23/23(Thu)13:42:50 No.192407912 A normal unbiased wish review Views 600k Movie critic guy Wish is the worst movie ever and woke Disney is dead (review) Views 600k O Anti-sjw content farm stuck in 2016 WOKE DISNEY KILLED MY GRANDMA (wish review) 325 KB JPG Views 600k Hitler Epstein Why is every movie/show review look like this nowdays?
Anonymous Wish Review WOKER Brie Larson for some reason Oops 11/23/23(Thu)13:42:50 No.192407912 A normal unbiased wish review Views 600k Movie critic guy Wish is the worst movie ever and woke Disney is dead (review) Views 600k O Anti-sjw content farm stuck in 2016 WOKE DISNEY KILLED MY GRANDMA (wish review) 325 KB JPG Views 600k Hitler Epstein Why is every movie/show review look like this nowdays?

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Kindness Dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:21:15 No.75519908 What the f--- is the point of being "kind" to people? >You don't gain respect, if anything you lose it >You don't gain any meaningful affection >You don't gain status or anything monetary >You aren't even guaranteed to receive the same courtesy back Literally the only scenario where its convenient is for manipulating and taking advantage of others
Anonymous 44 KB JPG 11/23/23(Thu)20:21:15 No.75519908 What the f--- is the point of being "kind" to people? >You don't gain respect, if anything you lose it >You don't gain any meaningful affection >You don't gain status or anything monetary >You aren't even guaranteed to receive the same courtesy back Literally the only scenario where its convenient is for manipulating and taking advantage of others

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The director told the historians to “stfu” and “get a life”. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)07:17:24 No.192396416 68 KB JPG Just got back from napoleon. >incel especially when first meeting josephene >clumsy drops his hat like 80 times in the movie >yells at ambassadors like a kid going on about how they have more boats >conforms to cuckoldry instead of showing him cheating like he also did irl >extremely stiff and robotic in the delivery not sure if napoleon is meant to be like that or if joaquins performance was just s----- >gloss over his big wins and focus on his waterloo loss in great detail >show him chucking food at his wife like a literal child when he gets upset at her all in all why did they portray him as a petulant manchild?
Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)07:17:24 No.192396416 68 KB JPG Just got back from napoleon. >incel especially when first meeting josephene >clumsy drops his hat like 80 times in the movie >yells at ambassadors like a kid going on about how they have more boats >conforms to cuckoldry instead of showing him cheating like he also did irl >extremely stiff and robotic in the delivery not sure if napoleon is meant to be like that or if joaquins performance was just s----- >gloss over his big wins and focus on his waterloo loss in great detail >show him chucking food at his wife like a literal child when he gets upset at her all in all why did they portray him as a petulant manchild?

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App-Solutely Lost | /r/Greentext

11/23/23(Thu)21:57:51 incelbros, I think we've been lied to... >dating apps have between 3-10x as many men as women using them depending on location >the median match rate is equal when controlling for this >online dating studies show similar effects of desirability/attractiveness for men and women >the number of men and women who had dated, hooked up, or found partners through dating apps are highly balanced >the most promiscuous men (top 20/5% in lifetime sex partners) are reporting if anything less partners today than they were 10-20 years ago >there is not a growing sexlessness gap between young men and women Anonymous AP Ft Mr Thomh Clian Dating 21 KB PNG No.75520992 >physical attractiveness has only a weak correlation with sexual experience, and it hasn't appeared to have risen since about 30 years ago. >STD rates aren't higher among women, aren't rising disproportionately since the introduction of dating apps >most men report positive experience with dating apps, most women don't >women only rarely orgasm from hookups where do we go from here? have we been gigacoping by blaming all our issues on dating apps? nuancepill.com/are-dating-apps-producing-sexual- inequality/
11/23/23(Thu)21:57:51 incelbros, I think we've been lied to... >dating apps have between 3-10x as many men as women using them depending on location >the median match rate is equal when controlling for this >online dating studies show similar effects of desirability/attractiveness for men and women >the number of men and women who had dated, hooked up, or found partners through dating apps are highly balanced >the most promiscuous men (top 20/5% in lifetime sex partners) are reporting if anything less partners today than they were 10-20 years ago >there is not a growing sexlessness gap between young men and women Anonymous AP Ft Mr Thomh Clian Dating 21 KB PNG No.75520992 >physical attractiveness has only a weak correlation with sexual experience, and it hasn't appeared to have risen since about 30 years ago. >STD rates aren't higher among women, aren't rising disproportionately since the introduction of dating apps >most men report positive experience with dating apps, most women don't >women only rarely orgasm from hookups where do we go from here? have we been gigacoping by blaming all our issues on dating apps? nuancepill.com/are-dating-apps-producing-sexual- inequality/

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Dont you dare say no to grandma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 11/24/23(Fri)07:05:56 No.190373152 >Ate 4 plates of turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, mac & cheese and bread >Washed it down with rootbeer and pie and icecream >Grandma bringing out the cake soon I don't know if I can handle it bros. I'm about to tap out.
: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 11/24/23(Fri)07:05:56 No.190373152 >Ate 4 plates of turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, mac & cheese and bread >Washed it down with rootbeer and pie and icecream >Grandma bringing out the cake soon I don't know if I can handle it bros. I'm about to tap out.

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The Deception Dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.08 MB PNG 11/23/23(Thu)07:28:50 No.75512989 >talk with lonely slash loner femanon for months >put up with their hundred mental breakdowns and suicidal rants >They were just lying and using me and they never saw me as anything other than a tool to use and to pass time >rinse and repeat I got even with the last few c---- who did that but im tired of this s--- and women who go here. Why are all of you so awful and weak liars
Anonymous 2.08 MB PNG 11/23/23(Thu)07:28:50 No.75512989 >talk with lonely slash loner femanon for months >put up with their hundred mental breakdowns and suicidal rants >They were just lying and using me and they never saw me as anything other than a tool to use and to pass time >rinse and repeat I got even with the last few c---- who did that but im tired of this s--- and women who go here. Why are all of you so awful and weak liars

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And Making money as a NEET gangster Making money as a NEET gangste(...) Neet income lifehack www. Post some money making schemes. >can and bottle collection bins (see pic related) >writing down gift card codes and returning them to stores and waiting for them to be activated >stealing s--- and reselling it on craigslist / facebook marketplace >making findom twitter accounts and draining paypig simps >fake charity boxes Post more ideas. No troll s--- like "suck d--- bro" a 11/23/23(Thu)09:09:57 No.75513695 1.18 MB PNG
And Making money as a NEET gangster Making money as a NEET gangste(...) Neet income lifehack www. Post some money making schemes. >can and bottle collection bins (see pic related) >writing down gift card codes and returning them to stores and waiting for them to be activated >stealing s--- and reselling it on craigslist / facebook marketplace >making findom twitter accounts and draining paypig simps >fake charity boxes Post more ideas. No troll s--- like "suck d--- bro" a 11/23/23(Thu)09:09:57 No.75513695 1.18 MB PNG

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Futile Pursuits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous on f--- thats so deep 11/23/23(Thu)07:59:35 No.909766413 146 KB PNG >be me >28yo >havent left the house in years >mom keeps telling me to get a job >struggle even getting down the stairs but only 390lbs >never had a girlfriend >always get refused because of my weight >try to tell mom this is what getting a job will be like >she isn't having any of it >I sit smoking weed and playing vidya all day >sometimes put loud p--- on when mom goes out >closest thing to a gf I've ever had is my sex doll is it over?
Anonymous on f--- thats so deep 11/23/23(Thu)07:59:35 No.909766413 146 KB PNG >be me >28yo >havent left the house in years >mom keeps telling me to get a job >struggle even getting down the stairs but only 390lbs >never had a girlfriend >always get refused because of my weight >try to tell mom this is what getting a job will be like >she isn't having any of it >I sit smoking weed and playing vidya all day >sometimes put loud p--- on when mom goes out >closest thing to a gf I've ever had is my sex doll is it over?

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Driven by Excellence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My bus driver 11/22/23(Wed)18:10:51 No.11180089 9 KB JPG I don't know if he will read this and I am sorry if I do not sound english or 4chan typer. >Be me 7 months ago >I was just sitting at the back of the bus >Then, there was another bus next to us >Suddenly, the bus driver said "He wants me to race?" and starts to speed up >He saw the other bus doesn't speed up >He suddenly slowed the bus and tried to reach the bus >W-- Road rage.jpg >He stopped our bus and the other bus in the middle of highway and tried to fight the other bus driver >5 days later >He was fired He was a good driver (aside the rage) and I hope the story ends here but there is still to it.
Anonymous My bus driver 11/22/23(Wed)18:10:51 No.11180089 9 KB JPG I don't know if he will read this and I am sorry if I do not sound english or 4chan typer. >Be me 7 months ago >I was just sitting at the back of the bus >Then, there was another bus next to us >Suddenly, the bus driver said "He wants me to race?" and starts to speed up >He saw the other bus doesn't speed up >He suddenly slowed the bus and tried to reach the bus >W-- Road rage.jpg >He stopped our bus and the other bus in the middle of highway and tried to fight the other bus driver >5 days later >He was fired He was a good driver (aside the rage) and I hope the story ends here but there is still to it.

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Anon doesn't like football | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why do Ameritards enjoy footba(...) >Way more complex than any other sport >Game stops after 5 seconds, sits paused for 3 minutes after that >Games last for several hours despite the total time in play being an hour >The ball is an egg, and you barely ever kick it with your foot >Highest rate of injury of any sport >Only played in the United States >Absolutely a chore to watch in person, only even remotely enjoyable when watching on TV while socializing This is somehow the most popular sport in America HHHHH 11/23/23(Thu)15:48:15 No.75519010 47 KB JPG
: Anonymous Why do Ameritards enjoy footba(...) >Way more complex than any other sport >Game stops after 5 seconds, sits paused for 3 minutes after that >Games last for several hours despite the total time in play being an hour >The ball is an egg, and you barely ever kick it with your foot >Highest rate of injury of any sport >Only played in the United States >Absolutely a chore to watch in person, only even remotely enjoyable when watching on TV while socializing This is somehow the most popular sport in America HHHHH 11/23/23(Thu)15:48:15 No.75519010 47 KB JPG

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